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divinekangaroo · 2 months

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Today’s debate: Arthur Shelby is a delicate precious flower who must be kept wrapped in Japanese silk in a bower lest his virginity be cruelly taken from him

Who will stand for the position of the affirmative? *John cautiously raises his hand*

Who will table the position for the negative? *a resounding silence interrupted only by Arthur making desperate muffled noises through the underwear gagging his mouth*

#The things you find after a year in a fandom following bookmarks #Adjudicator and holder of the bower keys Tommy Shelby #Special Guest Speaker Linda Shelby #It’s all entertainment #it’s not as if Arthur isn’t rigid/brittle as hell but interested that this pivots to delicacy/fragility

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