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fantasy story: but we grew complacent, indulgent, arrogant, spoiled by this era of prosperity and splendour, and in our short-sighted greed and vanity, we ended it.
me at 15: I hate this stupid trope. People aren't going to just turn stupid and ruin everything just because things have been "too good" for "too long". Why does this author think that people are inherently stupid and evil?
people on social media in 2024: I'm not going to vaccinate my dogs or my children because polio, measels and rabies are so rare they're not a real threat anyway uwu
me at 30: Ah. I see.
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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
#prev...#still remember that lady we employed who seemed completely normal then she started talking about peeps in mtgs like this
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#free time#too selfish for the rest of it#if you can't carry forward the product of your extra free time then it's probably just the lotto numbers thing
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls
#irl#too much of my communication style depends on deeply reading the room#cannot do online#that said neither is really all that cool lol
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This is environmental storytelling
#there were three copies and the trio all bought the book separately and realised at breakfast one day they were all reading the same book#and burst into a round of punnish 'great minds' humour and decided to donate two books and share the third
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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance
#what was that post about the 'verse where the lawyer who loses has to give the winner oral sex#and the speculation on how that would alter legal education and courtroom proceedings#and like what happens dynamically if you actually want to give the other oral sex do you have to declare a conflict of interest and bow out#tl;dr: REASONS for things are always fascinating
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"ummm you know the writer only included that because they have a FETISH right?" is always so funny to me as a disparaging comment, because imagine if people spoke that way about nonsexual interests. "the lord of the rings? didnt the author only write that because he was interested in linguistics? thanks, i'll pass" "yeah, i used to love spongebob as a kid, but i can never see it the same after finding out stephen hillenburg is a marine biologist :/"
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Rebageling my own tags because I like them
#The irony is my grandmother was one of 22 children that her father planted across two wives including a period when both wives were alive#she only agreed to marry her own husband when he said he only wanted one child (he was one of 16)
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Lizzie as CEO and Tommy petitioning her for money, and they cut to a bedroom scene where he’s lying face down naked in bed either blissed out or out of his head, while she rolls to the side table and gets a weighty wad of money and hands it to him, eyebrows raised; then he has to take it, sit up, get dressed and leave.
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unless that morality contest goes in the other direction, of course
#how fucked can we get one fic in other words#old anon kinkmeme days when the comments used to be 'lovely! but i'm surprised there's no forced enemas and shit eating yet'#'coming up (and out and in) in the next instalment dear reader!'#that said what is horrible about this day and age is that that the loud dominant minority probably doesn't care about that sort of thing#but dear fucking god did you write a character having sex with someone else WHO IS NOT THEIR LAWFUL WEDDED PARTNER??? disgUSTinG#a lady character thinking about sex with someone not her spouse?? and SHE's NoT GUILTY ABOUT IT? WHAaaaatttt??? So OOC!#fucking weird anyway#when i think of breeding kink i think of broodmothers#when they think of breeding kink they describe their grandmother's life
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AU where Meredith didn’t die, but lost her eye due to an overdose of lyrium
okay I’m just strangely obsessed with her
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Pop Culture Apocalypse – The modern ruins of Filip Hodas
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