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killa-trav · 1 year

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now if u been around for a while u will kno i’m not one to indulge in wag gossip or talk about wags or anything like that BUT lewis n shakira?? i’m here for it

#listen yeh it’s shakira i’m not going to be silly and be like oh i’m not talking about her #it’s fucking shakira #i love shakira #i’m not shutting up about them #also is this medium launching them together bc the photo was posted on #mustafa’s story and not like their own ig #so what kinda launch is this #my boy w the rizz tho #found his latina as well come on my guy say less brother

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chososcamgirl · 22 days

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jjk259 spoilers

why does todo always show up after someone just fucking died. we could’ve had a triple brother team up

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rhynehoward · 1 year

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#shakira austin #washington mystics #wnba #i mean i don't want kids but maybe i could consider it for shakira??????#how fucking cuuuuuuuuuute was this moment tho i DIED #saedits #wnbaedits

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onewordshy · 4 months

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Leonard Bernstein - "We Are Women" from Candide (1958)

Shakira - "Whenever, Wherever" from Laundry Service (2001)

#girl I don't even fucking know #Leonard Bernstein #Shakira #Candide #Words Words Words

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bitternace · 3 months

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WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL!!! /POS. ATTACKING YOU.

Xemnas and Xigbar for 37 if that number hasn't been done? If it has, how about 74?

no puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal // ay, todo lo que he hecho por ti.

[ID: a mostly black and white drawing with a purple overlay of xigbar and xemnas shown from the hip up on the left side of the image. the background is black and has some diagonal lines with a bit of transparency on the right side. the shadows are harsh, with only a bit of light falling on their faces.

they stand before each other turned to the audience. xigbar, holds the handle and the middle of No Name before him, head tilted down as he looks to the audience. xemnas stands a full head taller behind xigbar, his left hand held some distance below the bladed tip of No Name, his left eye is covered by his fringe.

xemnas visible eye is painted ochre with a white pupil, while xigbar's eye is white and gold. The eyes on no name's handle and the gazing eye on the blade are a vibrant cyan. the caption reads the spanish lyrics "i can't ask a simple mortal for a forever" and "oh, everything i've done for you." /End ID.]

close-up under keep reading.

#capisnotonfire #PUTS MY HAND TO MY STERNUM AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR ON MY KNEES /affectionate #warning to whoever might open the link; there's a slightly suggestive several 'ay's at the beginning porque shakira it's also bass heavy #OBJECTIVELY THE FUNNIEST SONG THAT COULD'VE COME UP. it's the gift that keeps on giving!!#this specific remix's been on my top list... several years; top five for a couple. i've loved it forever. top radio edits ever.#it's basically about a guy that makes up excuses to hide he's cheating and a gal that's fed up with his bullshit and is like. okay. bye.#i briefly considered going with............ right now i know my heart is yours <- in regards to i'm already half-xehanort #as per usual not ship art but it would be HILARIOUS if it was. it would've been able to go so many incredibly funny tragic ways #nano does reqs #my doods #xigbar kh #xemnas kh #IT TOOK SO LONG. putting this out there because i WILL lose my marbles if i do anything more. it's not as polished as it could.#fret not if you've asked for a req i am still doing 'em this one just. kicked my ass (been busy). i tried a couple of things and failed #THEN the file corrupted like 9 hours in and i wanted to die a little (thank the heavens my drawing app has a #thing to get back corrupted files through their screen recording) but i GIVE UP (affectionate)#Does this make sense thematically? Fuck if i know. i forgot all lore (half serious). it looked cooler in my head (jesting)#anyways. mwah tysm for the ask<3 #i love posting at mystifying times (i finish at terrible hours and get excited)#described #74

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downtherabbitholewithlucy · 10 months

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Fred shakin' like a bowl of Jell-O™

#my ass wants to see him in a belly dance skirt-scarf soooo fucking bad #like all I hear in my head as I see him jiggle-jiggle is Shakira's “Le-do-lo-le-lo-le Le-do-lo-le-lo-le”#I just love watching Fred dance. Nothing like it to get me in a good mood ya know?#What if I sat on his lap while he shook like that? What a fucking ride that would be.#Fred Durst #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #Freddy D #The Chocolate Starfish is My Man Fred Durst #On my Freddy D bullshit for Fred Durst Friday #down the rabbit hole

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theterrancrowe · 1 month

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"Well its been like 8 years since Zootopia came out right? Its probably not AS bad as I thought it was."

*puts on the movie*

*hears Shakira's shitty ass song*

"I am killing myself NOW wtf"

#like my naive 10 year old ass liked it #but now i fucking hate zootopia #zootopia #shakira

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alolowrites · 1 year

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Shakira and Miley Cyrus 10000% had a powerful phone call to discuss which week in January 2023 they wanted to ruin their ex’s lives by releasing their respective diss tracks and I’m HERE FOR ITTTTTTT

#FUCK PIQUE AND LIAM #a bunch of clowns #🤡🤡🤡#meanwhile #Shakira and Miley getting that 💰 💰#alolo rambles #shakira #miley cyrus #bzrp music session 53 #flowers #liam hemsworth #gerard piqué #celebs #celebrities

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sudaca-swag · 2 years

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shakira is just doing wealth redestribution and making spain pay for what they stole for 500 years so idk what the problem is tbh

#fuck you i stand with shakira always my woman could be found guilty in the courts but never in the hearts of her people #latine tag

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vollerey · 9 months

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pov adam

no lovely, u didnt meet vincent at wonder world yesterday. it was me. these hips do lie and they lied to you, lovely. shakira shakira fucking dies

IM OSRYRYYR THE REFERNECE IS SO SILLY I LOVE MY BRAIN HEEPEPDODJDLEPEPEJFRJDKDPPL>€~£{€}€£#¥{¥]’nnwban

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted lovely #redacted adam #shakira shakira #LOL #im so silly sorry #god should give lovely a free day #can we get a lovely freelancer and darlin meet up #theyre besties i swear #i love hiding stuff in the tags below it all #if u see these hii :3 #do u think lovely actively enjoys fnaf #and then u try to explain to like idk gavin what fnaf is #and how its so fucking important #yknow #maybe?#am i just a fnaf fan??

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drusic · 1 year

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thinking about dream’s little hip move

#ok shakira fuck it up!

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iwasbored777 · 1 year

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My respect for Shakira after listening to her diss track:

#It's not that I didn't like her before but now I love her even more the fucking queen #shakira #gerard pique #clara chia

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tyresdeg · 9 months

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arrowmclaren weatherman felix with the weekend forecast. 🥵

#alex: will participate in media and then immediately break shit #did felix say like shakira would say #what the fuck does that mean #alexander rossi #felix rosenqvist #indycar #arrow mclaren #gateway 2023 #*

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meowmeowmessi · 1 year

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the thing is i hate hate hate what pique's become but deep down inside my heart i still have a soft spot for the goofball who got his heart stolen by messi they used to mean the world to me geri why did you have to snake your childhood sweetheart like that..

#nah like literally fuck him for not retiring before he became a bum and for cheating on shakira and for backstabbing messi etc etc #but every once in a while i can't help but go thru the old pics of him and messi hugging n shit saved in my gallery #how did i lose them they used to mean the world to me.. absolutely devasted #wish they'd let pep kick him out before i had the chance to become attached ffs

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desperatepleasures · 8 months

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ok but why is it that every time i actually sit down in starbucks to write the music ALWAYS changes to either kpop, jpop, or shakira. like im not complaining but What

#they're def playing an anime theme song rn but idk which one #it fucking rocks i love this sbux #was slightly disappointed that when i came in they were playing katy perry and like not one of her good songs even #ok now it's changed to...well this isn't shakira but def some kind of spanish-language pop or hiphop. slaps if im honest

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angelspenance · 7 months

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#devilman #cath.txt #out of context this is fucking insane but my coworker dmed me that they thought my status was 'god just hates me shakira' instead of akira.#anyway. couldn't stop staring at this so it gets posted.

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