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badolmen · 2 years

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RIP to all of the British people who have to deal with the BBC/national officials shutting the country down the next few weeks that’s gonna be rough.

#ra speaks #personal #british royal family #queen elizabeth #having like the entire office nation put a hold on your life just bc some old broad died has got to suck #here in the states we can celebrate and joke but y’allre gonna be seeing articles and it’s gonna b all over the radio for months I bet #‘why are you talking likes they’ve officially announced her death?’ I found a four leaf clover yesterday she’ll be dead by weeks end #one way or another #edit: jfc yallre in a recession too?? and the gov is gonna splurge on ceremonies??? and they say the states is a hell country #good luck out there brits o7 #edit 2: I’m American and I made this post before they even announced she was dead how was I supposed to know the details of who would #and would not be required to work in these circumstances?#‘shut down the country’ in an American ‘they shut down the government’ kinda of way. everything just gets a lil noticeably shittier.#this was a personal diary entry that’s been reprinted on pamphlets and thrown off a building balcony idk you people

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fleshadept · 2 years

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Rocky + magic

Boy (2010) dir. Taika Waititi

#boy (2010)#taika waititi #cricket gifs #do u get it.#this is like. a gifset about an essay i have simmering in the back of my head so here comes some long ass tags #rocky actually has magic first of all we love magical realism #second of all he has to learn to reconcile his powers (which he believes killed his mom) with his potential to do good #with those powers #so when he knocks alamein over that's a turning point bc he suddenly realizes he Could kill his only remaining parent too #so he imagines himself bringing back the rat from the dead while he's at joanie's grave #an obvious representation of his desire to be able to bring his mom back with the powers that killed her #then alamein starts to talk about how much he loves ET (and rocky wants to be loved) for his healing powers #so the next time we see rocky trying to use his magic after that is on leaf #but then he uses it on alamein #doing literally everything he can with the sparkler and the red jacket and the roller skates #to say i want to connect with you i want to be your son please forgive me #for killing her #sorry for what i did to mum #and it works. it works.

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oatbugs · 12 days

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procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

#on my friends living room floor they love together but one of them has been london for weeks or maybe months #to be with her love. im on a foam mattress from one of their beds next to a glass bottle of water opened by one of them #in a mug given to me by another. the weather felt like my childhood today and it also felt like 2 years ago.#(put space in the heavens Einstein's idea and hes your friend too so nothing to fear) around the table they drank and laughed and i thought #i hope you keep growing so full with the love you receive . i hope your appetite becomes insatiable from how used to it you are #and i know youre all leaving soon but i hope one day you miss this and that youll be happy you miss it #its worth missing i think #i thought he didnt care but he said after exams hes going walk around this area over and over #(this is near where he lived and where we visited almost daily for a year)#(hed come across the bridge on a lake)#we went where she used to live and at the entrance a fox sat calmly. it just yawned and stared.#it felt important somehow. i think maybe their impressions of me will never be close to how i feel inside but i think #i love them enough for that not to matter. i dont think theyll ever know this. i dont think if they did it would change much.#and seeing them smile makes my heart glow anyway. today i tried their malaysian tea the ginger burned my throat #they warmed my heart. hes going to canada soon and hes going to the US soon and shes going everywhere soon ill never understand #how were supposed to live with memories and with seperation and with the past but we do it anyway so i think it doesnt matter much #i wanted to write a poem for the lab rats with the fibre optic wires lit with blue forcing them to turn around and around #something about how im sorry that the two photon arrays burned the inside of your brain. im sorry about the sharp points of multielectrode #arrayes. im sorry about everything we do to you. she asked to see me tomorrow. im trying to have self control but i miss her so awfully #last night my friend talked to me and i updated on everything that happened with love and the lack of it and she just started laughing #and she told me about the same thing from her side. and she told me about how she loved london because she would walk the streets #and she felt like the people were her. and her eyes would go over the people and the bag of bagels and the construction men they probably #have a kid at home maybe shes a daughter. this kid is crying for her mother and the building you just walked past caused #blisters and pain and people died in it and very likely people were born in it. we talked for hours and i felt like #i was holding her hand just like that time she held mine watching a horror film. i love her so much #my friend is a genius and i remember her picking up the charms of my phone and staring at the leaf hanging from them. shes side stepping to #music drinking dangerous cider and cocktails from a movie and chit chatting with billionaires and undergrads #i love her dearly. his head covered in electrodes. she tells me about a syrian guy shes in love with and she says #what you feel and what i feel is like cocaine. ive tried a lot of fucking cocaine.#she says ive reminded her of what living actually feels like and to never put energy into someone who doesnt see me this way.

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icewindandboringhorror · 9 months

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I can't do much productively during the heat wave/health issue flare up/etc. like work on my games or anything where I have to sit at the computer/type for long periods of time, BUT.. I did passively sculpt a few tiny foods lol. I wanted to do one of my bigger usual sculptures, but those take so much more time and concentration, I thought something small just to keep my hands busy would be better.. close up photos look kind of weird and blurry from my camera settings or something, but overall they came out okay, especially in person.. Nearly the only reason I ever wanted to buy dolls as a kid was to get my hands on the miniature foods and plates and stuff that came with them, I've always just been obsessed with small versions of things like that, so.. why not make some! lol

#sculpture #ooops.. i could have posted this on the art blog but I forgor and do not feel like reuploading everything #into a new drafted post on a whole other blog.. not in this heat.. i have no patience lol #items are: tomato. asparagus. a four leaf clover (not food lol). some sort of folded bun or dumpling with meat inside (not based on #anything specific. I just wanted to fold a flat sheet of clay into a shape). pomegranate. cheese wheel. lemon slice. some sort of mushroom.#fish (not a real one. just made up. if it looks like any specific fish that'd be interesting). and fig.#I haven't been able to get many avocaodo pits to carve again. so sculpting. then is good for a tiny craft #WISH I COULD DO COSTUMES OR SOMETHING.. i have some pikced out. bundles of clothes laying on the floor of the closet #but GODS even before the heat wave it's just been so warm.. I know.. it's the summer. of course it's warm #but WHYYYyy............. what if it just snowed all year around and was awesome and beautiful and i was so cold and could wear 25 blankets #at all times.. what about THAT hmm?? .. the ideal..#anyway.. my favorite is the pomegranate and the mushroom maybe #The fig is hard because in the pictures of figs I googled a lot of them have that sort of white powdery type of thing on the outside #that grapes and plums and stuff have sometimes and it's hard to convey that weird like.. sheen.. plus the purple with almost powdery blue #and little lighter specks plus streaks of light green and a little orangey on some of them.#It's okay in person I think but this doesnt show up as much in pictures. The cheese also looks betterin person than images. you can't tell #the slight shine in the pictures lol. but the pomegranates look cool and also photograph decent.. hmm #I should have made toast with an egg on it or something. that would be a nice addition #OH ALSO ASPARAGUS MY BELOVED.. though they look a little wonky. the cuticle pusher tool that I sculpt with in leiu of any actual sculpting #tools has a kind of triangle edge that was suite for the little leaf details of the asparagus so that was cool. its like..ALMOST right lol

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sysba · 10 months

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WBM lead singer be looking kinda hot 😳

#kang sungwon #lead singer #infamous edits #infamous #myedits #myocs #myposts #idk what this is i just open ps and cause chaos #she's everything to me tho #my astrology bitch who not only has everyones chart memorized but she WROTE the damn chart she CALCULATED she 🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮#*uses she/her or they/them but not pressed abt it #yes it's soyeon in the pic leaf me olone im gay this one is for the sapphics #sorry to younger me who was performing anti-femininity in a misguided attempt to fight gender roles pink is fun and great actually!

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eastoncowan · 2 months

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i was rewatching max's birthday shootout winner and it felt weirdly familiar, so i went and did a little digging to try to figure out why, and i found some pretty interesting stuff!

ok, quick stats dump

max is 2/11 in career shootout attempts he's 2/3 in shootout attempts as a leaf miraculously, both goals he scored were game winners

the first goal, flames @ leafs (nov. 10, 2023):

the second goal, rangers @ leafs (mar. 2, 2024):

yes, those are gifs from two different game winning shootout goals!! he'll score on you but he has to do it with PIZZAZZ, with GUMPTION, going BARDOWN like it's NOTHING. if it ain't broke, don't fix it, eh?

#toronto maple leafs #max domi #rick's gifs #this is the wildest thing i've ever discovered #max i need to study you under a microscope #i'm sure the lil sassy leg has a function but to me. to me it is everything #givin em the ol razzle dazzle

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fate-defiant · 11 months

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I can't believe they put my boy Mytho "does fucked up shit to himself because his entire identity and self image relies on being loved(in the right way by the right people)" and my girl Rue "does fucked up shit to everyone else because her entire identity and self image relies on being loved(in the right way by the right people)" togehter in the same show and never did anything to meaningfully juxtapose and explore All That

#princess tutu #rue #mytho #this is a gross oversimplification but you get it you understand #unstoppable selfishness vs immovable selflessness vs unstopable selflessness vs immovable selfishness #these two coulda been so insane their dynamic could've blown minds #i can;t tell you exactly how but it would've #what if the show ended not on them leavig entirely intentionally but lik #e #in the commotion of the story ending they just sorta fall bakc into the story and vanish into the real world #and their ending is them realizing they've both ended up in the fairytale.its not delibarate the way it was in the show #and like. rue has nowhere to go and mytho is still kinda lost in the sauce but they're both unsure how to feel and what to do #so they just kinda. pick a direction and hope for the best #this at least is how i'd tweak it to give us space to imagine they'll have the time to work through everything the show ran outta time for #otherwise id fucking. id tweak the actual show dangnabbit #but yeag.#its just like. there;s this preconcieved notion of the person you are meant to be and sometimes that constructed self has all these surviva #all these survival mechanisms that'll cloud your judgement and someitmes actively harm you the living being the real tangible organism #because you are sad ape and big leaf you need love and sunlight #but the self is an aesthetic it can survive on bad decisions #and a cookie cutter self no matter how painful is better than the uncertainty of being potentially literally anything because in the end #you are sad ape and a big leaf and you can just live however as long as theres love and light and fun and sustenance #and you die either way but the self is a character with a neat narrative attached and the ape is real and messy and uncertain #so the self fights for survival and takes over the sad ape #you Get It. You Understand.#fate.txt

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yuridovewing · 1 month

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wait leafpool ALREADY has romance points with nightcloud??????

#damn.... that was quick #night's been attracted to bright thus far tho. so has sorreltail.#buuut i probably wont go for it. brightheart is a transhet queen to me #i imagine nightleaf here will be a slowburn. nightcloud still feels angry w leafpool and maybe even blames her kits for the attack #but after some time shes like. wow none of that shit was ever really leafpools fault. and i think they have a loooooong conversation #abt everything crow put both of them through and make em realize theyre not that different #so leaf and night put up a truce. that turns em into besties and then lovers LOL

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wollerjoseph · 3 months

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baby leaf game winning goal😅 (that’s a lie it was 9-1)

#fraser minten #saskatoon blades #whl #hockey #maple leafs #toronto maple leafs #he’s such a baby #the pretty princess has a goal again #i’ll drop everything in the world for him #mints my love

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mer-se · 24 days

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This special day last fall 🖤

#this vacation has gone differently than last year and ummm in a lot of ways it’s been better #rather than racing around trying to peep leaves and fall fomo stress trying to fill the days with activities #and while there’s been leaf peepin and cool adventures and more of my spots to see this month #slowing down and actually feeling the season change this fall #this has been in my drafts #from early October #I loved this day 🖤#mine #autumn #think I’m gonna clean out my drafts slowly before I go #not sure of the point but why not #probably won’t get to everything there’s a lot in here but #I guess sometimes I just don’t feel like posting here #time to purge #october

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couthbbg · 5 months

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if mark blinch has no fans then I am dead x

#go girl give us everything #I truly am so close to sending him a love letter #truly one of the only boons of leafs vs pens is getting blinch photos of kris letang #mark blinch as pens photog would literally bring about peace and love on planet earth #mark blinch coffee table photo book whennnnnnnn #leafs #pens #mark blinch #also as always if someone has already posted these from insta I’m so sorry I didn’t seem then. I just wanted a copy on this blog 💙💙

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tradetobest · 10 months

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your cmd and wolf leon drawing (love it btw) reminds me of that insta post from adam larsson (ive only seen a screenshot) where adam's got his arms around leon's waist and the caption is "Me and my german shepard!"

and leon commented "We so cute 🤗"

life imitates art

THNAK U !!!! i have never seen that post but it sounds awesome and i also saw this on the bus and it sent me into like. a state until i did this so

them ❤

comments section inspired by connor's real comment section.

#my art #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #THANK U FOR THIS ASK I HAD SO MUCH FUN #even though its all blurry now thanks tumblr #btw that join the leafs comment is on EVERYTHING connor has ever posted #its a little funny

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frasermints · 7 months

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saw a stupid fucking post about how auston doesn't deserve the attention he gets and he doesn't deserve consideration for the C because of how little time he spends with the rest of the team during the off season

would love to remind people white leafs fans how important family is to latinos and how little time he got to spend with his family in the year leading up to the 2016 draft and him moving to toronto

would love to remind y'all to shut the fuck up maybe and think before you speak about a healthy work-life balance and consider that maybe family is actually important to some people people and while his coworkers are definitely his found family, his blood family is important too and some of us actually have healthy and loving and beautiful relationships with the people we're related to

#anyway i'm angry #i fucking hate you people #nhl #auston matthews #leafs #my post #i'm going to delete this in the morning #i've been up for 18 hours #doing a deep dive into this man has me parasocial #what fanfiction writinfdoes to a motherfucker #it's me i'm motherfuckers #idk i just really fucking get it man. being mixed brown and watching your parents (see: mom) hustle to survive #it does shit to you #you feel this impossible weight to pay everything back #and now that he has the ability to do that y'all are really like ''he doesn't do enough for other people'' maybe die actually #if anything he doesn't deserve consid for the c for the indecent exposure charge but whatever #y'all will do anything

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l1vto · 10 months

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limbus experts please teach me how to play this game, I somehow brute forced my way through kromer and friends but I am now getting my ass whooped by that dongbaek and I fear that I have to actually you know, learn how to play

#limbus company #leaf rambles on again #I just rely on chef Ryoshu and tt hong lu to beat the crap out of everything shhhshdhs #liu Ishmael has been pretty good too :>

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tev-the-random · 1 year

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... Trying to make a Codfather design. Been looking at some Jimmy fanart for inspiration. I am now at a serious predicament

#the duality of Jimmy #on one hand he does have everything it takes to be a himbo #he was a PE teacher after all #There's literally nothing stopping me from making the Codfather buff #On the other hand #I am terrible at anatomy #And Jimmy just has that twig vibe #dude's as frail as a dry leaf when it comes to pvp #he's like that awkward lanky man in the corner at a party #I've seen REALLY good fanart of both choices #I suddenly remember why I never gave the Codfather a proper design-#Empires SMP #Empiresblr #Solidarity Gaming #silly tev mood

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eastoncowan · 3 months

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a birthday hat trick for tyler bertuzzi <3

#toronto maple leafs #max domi #tyler bertuzzi #someone has almost certainly already posted these but i need them on my blog #5911 #i’m still processing everything that went down

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