#instead of men slobbering all over a blunt like it ssumthin else and holding a lighter oh so gently
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barney canoes every blunt hes given and gordon is extraordinarily bold when hes high
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anyways everyone thank these tags on my last weed boys post for this post
#gordon freeman#barney calhoun#freehoun#half life#suggestive#tw weed#anyways gordon for sure makes shitty blunts on purpose so he can do this to barney#andthen will turn around and make the tightest fuckign roll#and right now barney is going insane on multiple levels#like first off just high and gay paranoia dude fr think gordon can read his very gay thoughts#then the lil show gordons doing is fucking nuts#AND gorodns actually pseaking so not only does that mean tehr is a level of trust and affection there#but hes speaking whole senences a whole 10 words baybee normally he at most only makes a few hmms and has#and his voice is soso deep and husky and low from disuse with a lil bit of slur from his deaf accent#and hes beign oh so teasing#surpriesed barney idnt just up and die right there#anyways thank u besties for educating meabout weed cuz i aint know shit never even seena weed in my life#anwyas never gonna see anything like this from me again im going back to my little hole where i safely draw distrssed men covered in blood#instead of men slobbering all over a blunt like it ssumthin else and holding a lighter oh so gently#merry christmas everyone hop eu like this#also everyone say thank u ms paint for being teh inlocker of teh forbidden arts#but yeah jus tguy sbeing dudes right gordons the only person barneys ever smoked with he aint know nothin#ponderingradioactivedecay#idoindeeddraw#so yeah don tfukcing look at me rn
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