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Gou: So I heard you like bad boys?
Ash: No, not really.
Gou: Oh, thank god.
Gary, in horror: WHAT
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Goh's Eyes
Iris: Okay, you are absolutely obsessed with Goh.
Ash: No I'm not!
Iris: Oh really? What color are his eyes?
Ash: Goh's eyes are mainly a sapphire hue outlined by a deep cerulean that is all tied together by little silver flecks in his central iris. Although when he is determined, that gentle sapphire turns into a bold cerulean and the deep cerulean outline turns into a hypnotic teal, as beautiful as the ocean and- Yeah I'm obsessed.
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Goh with a Fever 6
Ash: <starts up car>
Goh: Can you pway some music?
Ash: Sure. <plays music>
Goh: Not that one.
Ash: <changes it>
Goh: Not that one.
Ash: <changes it again>
Goh: Not that one.
Ash: <changes it again>
Goh: Wait go back.
Ash: <goes back>
Goh: No, not that one.
Ash: WHY?!
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Ash: You ever look at something that changes your life and you’re just like “huh.”
Gou, smiling: Yeah. I saw you.
Ash: Honestly that's so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a photo of a drawing of Pikachu as a cow.
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Ash: I wasn’t that drunk
Gou: You were drawing highlighter all over my face and telling me how important I was to you.
Ash, crying: BUT YOU ARE
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Gou, trying to flirt: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Ash, subconsciously: I don’t know how are you?
Gou, voice cracking: I’m fine...
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Ash: Hey Goh?
Goh: Yeah?
Ash: What is the nicest thing I’ve ever done to you?
Goh: …
Goh: You existed.
Ash: …
Ash: [cries]
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Gou: Our friendship goes beyond!
Ash: Your average kind of bond-
Gou: But not because we’re gay!
Ash: No not because we’re- [looks at Gou suspiciously]
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Gou: You’re stealing everything from me! First my heart then it’s my hoodies! What’s next?
Ash: How about your last name?
Gou: Oh I can just give that to you.
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Gou, texting: Can you call me?
Ash, texting back: Yeah I just have to find my phone.
Gou: Oh okay.
[5 minutes later]
Gou, exasperated: You’re killing me, Ash. You’re killing your boyfriend.
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Ash: I hate that girls look like girls and not- like I hate that girls don’t look like guys.
Koharu: Ash I think you’re gay.
Ash: I don’t- I have no-
Koharu: Yeah. You’re gay.
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Gou: I’m not gay, but the bond that Ash and I have is so genuine and sincere that I truly feel like he is my boyfriend.
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Ash: Hey, I’m going to catch this super legendary Pokémon!
Gou: Alright, break a leg, I guess.
[An hour later in the hospital]
Gou: ITS A SAYING YOU IDIOT
Ash: DONT YELL AT ME IM IN PAIN
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Gou: Hey Ash?
Ash: Oh hey Gou? What’s up?
Gou: Do you love me?
Ash: Of course I do!
Gou: More then Pikachu?
Ash, holding Pikachu close: Know your place.
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Reporter: Do you support the gay community?
Ash: I am gay. [runs to Gou to kiss him]
Reporter: HES DODGING THE QUESTION
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