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Cilan, on the phone: Okay bye- wait, what are those sounds I hear?
Iris, watching Ash and Goh make out: Just my show.
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Ash: As you all know Goh and I are dating now.
Professor Oak who is late to the party: As who know? Don't nobody know!
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My Gramma's house smells like Satogou...
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Goh: Hey Ash? Where are those little red circles I put in this bowl?
Ash: I ate them.
Goh: YOU ATE THEM?!
Ash: Those weren't red skittles?
Goh: Sweetie, that was that special Pokemon food that Brock sent us.
Ash: <gets violently ill>
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Happy Pride Month fellow tumblrssss (idek). In celebration, Every other day will be a new satogou incorrect quote. Enjoy!
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Goh: Love is no good! And full of hidden dangers! Nothing good ever happens when you're in love! The only way you're dragging me down that lovey-dovey nonsense is if you drag me kicking and screaming-
Ash: Hi I'm Ash!
Goh: Well heck.
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Ash: Hey Goh, I fell in love with a gay genius.
Goh: Really? Where is he?
Ash: Go look in the mirror.
Goh: <tears up>
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I wouldnt mind if u would.
Ash and Goh: <enter the lab>
Koharu: Alright soldiers we have a lot of work to do! Places to go and Pokemon to see!
Ash: What the hell happened here?
Ren: The professor left Koharu in charge while he went on a business trip.
Koharu: HEY STOP TALKING! DROP AND GIVE ME 20!
Goh: 20 bucks or 20 pushups because I'm only good for one of those.
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I call it... Cold
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I call it: Cold
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I call it... Lemon-Lime
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I call it... Supreme Pentagon
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Ash and Goh: <enter the lab>
Koharu: Alright soldiers we have a lot of work to do! Places to go and Pokemon to see!
Ash: What the hell happened here?
Ren: The professor left Koharu in charge while he went on a business trip.
Koharu: HEY STOP TALKING! DROP AND GIVE ME 20!
Goh: 20 bucks or 20 pushups because I'm only good for one of those.
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Ash and Goh: <Heading out on a supa cool Pokemon adventure.>
Koharu: Bye! Be careful! DON'T DIE!!
<a few hours later>
Ash and Goh: <come back with severe injuries>
Koharu: I SPECIFICALLY SAID DON'T DIE!!!
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Barry: What happened to all of our toilet paper?
Oliver: Oh, Thea used it for-
Thea, wrapped in toilet paper: I am your mummy!
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Meme?
Meme Meme.
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SO IS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT SCOLIOSIS IS?!
Explaining your scoliosis is a twisted back story
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