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ghostchills · 2 years

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Does the Aftons drink tea? 🤔 what type

fairy themed tea parties are mandatory (lizzie’s not responsible for accidental glitter ingestion)

i’d say neither of the kids would be that much into tea xD, maybe a strawberry/raspberry blend for lizzie, and some honey/lime for c.c? it would definitely be a sugary mess either way

michael though, he’d “besmirch the sacred beverage” by mixing in whatever horrible faz-drink he had available (he has a penchant for sodaroni). he doesn’t even like tea that much, but he does enjoy seeing his father’s face pale with each ingredient he adds in his ‘tea’. spinach water was a banger, the hospital trip not so much

#maybe its for the best that gatorade/ redbull and monster werent a thing back in the 80’s- (fnaf 3 is a thing)- oh no #pizza sim rolls around and i can just picture henry’s face if he ever saw michael go full barista with- he cant call it tea anymore #in a kinder timeline- michael’s bartending skills would be a hit- much like dj music man’s bops #by that i mean- everyone’s terrified- but the vibes are too good to be ignored #you cant say michael afton wouldn’t take a look at huge ass spidery music man and NOT love him #surprisingly- i’d say only henry would drink tea like a normal person #fnaf #elizabeth afton #crying child #ask #im sorry anon i derailed so much in the tags

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