#imagine theres a geologic feature. A hill. just a normal hill that is Known to have a 90% chance of turning you inside out | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

bitchfitch · 1 year

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I feel like once everything is said and done and Arlo and Conall have moved out of the hill, Haze is going to need to be physically stopped from Immediately telling Arlo what influencers are, and also what apology videos are. Bc like, those 2 do not get a long 80% of the time, but in this, they would be united on the sheer amount of chaos that could be caused by Arlo coming clean about what the actual fuck was going on with the hill.

#Like #imagine theres a geologic feature. A hill. just a normal hill that is Known to have a 90% chance of turning you inside out #and 10% chance of granting your wildest dream *#and one day it just . stops working.#just turns off.#Nothing visibly changes.#Two weeks later an apology video goes viral and you find out a long dead prince is a big tiddy witch now and he was doing that for funsies #he was just in that pile of dirt. going bippidy badoo fuck you.#He has a rsl sponsorship the next upload in which he reads your ssn outloud

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