okay so i spent two years doing realistic portraits of the heroes of olympus characters and i finished the series like two months ago and i desperately want to post them bc i’m so proud of them but i Do Not want to endorse the show or support riordan or disney in any way someone please tell me what to do

which guy in bllk (tumblr link btw) (my money is on the itoshi bros)

NONNIE THE WAY YOU MADE ME LET OUT THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE SNORT IN PUBLIC THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES thank you for blessing me with this most important piece of knowledge 🙏🙏🙏

out of the itoshi bros my money is a hundred thousand precent on rin are you kidding this man is wholly made out spite and just the right amount of pettiness 😩🤚 he’s fluent in english so i feel like he wouldn’t have any trouble picking up on all the swears other teams aim at him unlike his dumbass teammates LMFAO and then like the little shit he is he bides his time until he has an arsenal of curse words memorized in like 47 different languages just for the sake of throwing it back at those who “wronged him” PLS HE’S SO DRAMATIC i love him

for sae…. hmmm🤔 i’d love to jump on the bandwagon that he learned spanish due to all the years he was abroad but it’s LITERALLY CANON LIKE,,,, SAE SAID SO HIMSELF THAT his greatest weakness is that he doesn’t know anything besides football and that is simply comedy gold i CANNOT IGNORE!!!! everyone views him as japan’s greatest treasure - this cool and aloof soccer prodigy worth an incomprehensible amount of money but in reality he takes taxis everywhere bc he doesn’t have a drivers license and has to pay his dietitian extra to prepare his meals bc at 23 years of age he still doesn’t know how to boil a pot of rice iM CACKLING. learning a whole ass different language???? forGET ABOUT IT never gonna happen. (i also feel like he just… wouldn’t care enough?? to “waste his time” doing smth like that yk? but you bet ur ass he’s cussing up a storm behind his deadpan face if ur annoying him LOL)

some honorable mentions!!!

shidou - he sticks to cursing in japanese but he looks so dead serious and terrifying getting all up in people’s faces it’s all the rival teams can do not to go home bawling their eyes out this man is FERAL!!!! there’s a whole twitter account with a 120k+ following dedicated to ‘candids of shidou ryusei verbally attacking people’ and it’s entirely made up of players looking like they’re about to shit their pants.

reo - of fucking course the resident billionaire nepotism baby grew up learning all the fancy rich languages. he’s usually very composed on the field, but when someone pisses him off real bad he just casually drops the nastiest string of words you’ve ever heard in your life under his breath then walks away as if nothing happened 😇 his opponents are flabbergasted - a perfect depiction of the surprised pikachu meme - wondering if that actually happened or they’re just having a fever dream (it’s always the first)

karasu and otoya - they’re the idiot duo with two collective braincells you cannot convince me otherwise I LOVE TJEM SM. otoya was full on cheering on shidou and rin while they were having a fist fight ofc he’d be down to learn cuss words in different languages to terrorize other players FOOUUUL karasu needs zero convincing he’s a menace. only problem is that they use GOOGLE TRANSLATE as their super reliable source and bc they think they can do no wrong they don’t even make the app sound out the words for them they just roll with their own pronunciation. they’re swearing on the field with their whole chest puffed out entirely too proud of themselves meanwhile the other players are so confused like??? are they having a stroke help???

Feeling particularly mentally ill tonight

But i just let someone into my priv recently so im still going hrough the adjusting period where im overly embarassed at how cringe i actually am as an individual HOWVER

RANBOO WON MCC !!!!!! and learning about that fact has made me go tjrough the entire process of grief and depression cause bro what the fuck i was there for most of that . Like the first one WHERE THEY REVEALED THEIR JANDS ? Thats crazy how we all just went insane over thay im so proud of tjem and how far theyve come and grown as a person like. I have Very Specific emotions and feelings attached to that entire summer and that entire phase so i cant cut it off completely but man comparing the then and now. Its just wild how much can just change like that.

Like i am still as cringe as ever !!!!!!! Just wkth different interests now and like yeah thats life. Man. just one hyperfixation to the next

Its always a little bittersweet when something you've loved so much just ends up. Becoming too much negativity and habe too many bad things associated to it that you cant enjoy it anymore which is. An unfortunate pattern ive noticed in all my hfs and it makes me a bit sad to think abt my current ones cause they've just. Helped mr live throigh 2023 so far. Ive done stupid shit i wouldnt have otherwise.

Idk why im saying all this this is what no word limit does to a mf. Just endless endless rambling hahshahahah

Anyways. We live on woth our lives . Han jisung i sincerely pray you will not break my heart like my past interests have and that you will remain a pleasant echo in my memories when i look back upon my old phases and i can check in every once in a while and see you happy. Hanji and skz actually like im gonna go full parasocial for a moment cause im genuinely just so out of it rn and havent bren this attached to irl ppl in 2 yrs i hope their hearts remain intact and firm in their beliefs and that they remain good and spread good .

Changed my dn so idk if anyone from priv evene finds tjis but if u do hi i guess hahahwhah. This is what no sleep and unhealthy coping mechanisms (tjat my therapist encourages?) Does to a mf

Im twisting his words actually man cant wait to see his reagtion when i pull up 2 days from now

been thinking about these two a lot....

Really is nothing better than making not one but TWO people who don't laugh easily, laugh

i still. i still can't believe it's gonna happen good god i love this boy, this other boy, and yet another boy so much my heart is about to explode any second

thoughts during stranger things season two: chapter 9: the gate; part 2

LETS KILL THE SON OF A BITCH YES!!!!!! im scareddddadareR LETS DO TJIS HELL YES LETS KILL THE DEMO DOGS!!!!!!! o no NANCY HAHAHH DUSTIN I LOVE U HAHAHAHAH THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE FNIS STEVE!!!!!!!!! yuck everyone is so sweaty YES JOYCE JONATHAN:(((((( I LOVE U STEVE HAREINGTON NO ONE IS LISTEING TO STEE HAHAHAH LETS GOOOOOO IM NERBOUS I LOVE YA MIKE oh god steve is dumb theyre gonna get lost jk love u sweetie 😙😙😙😙😙 ya dumb asf tho!!!! THE DOCTOR:((((OWENS Y THE GOOD ONES GOTTA DIE I LOVE ELEVEN HOPPER IS SO BITTER WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MAN I LOVE U KEEP MOVING DUSTIN MY BABY OH NO STOP HIS LIPS IM SCREAMING I WOULD DIE FOR HIM HELL YEEEEEEE LETS DRENCH IT!!!!!!!!! NOAH SCHNAPP HOLY SHIT OH MYGOD OHMUGODOHMYGODMOHMODMYOGOHMOHMYGODMOHMUOVYGOD OH MY HOD SHIT HOLY OH MYGOD HES DYINH WHAT IS HAPPENKNH HOLU SHIT HEA MEYJNG HES KILKING HIS MOM EHST IS HAPPIENJBOH MY GOD FUCK DUXK FUCK DUCKXUFI THEYRE ALL GONNA DIE OH MY GOD THILY AHIT IT LEFT OH MH GOD IS WILL OKAY IM SCARED WHAT THE FUCK WIL!!! bb bbHE AWKE OH MY GOD ES ALIENHOLY SHIT HES BIT DEAD OH MY HOD HOLU SHIT THANK JESUS OH MY GOD CLOSE THE GATE HOLY SHIT PLEASE DONT DIE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT DIE PLEAS EPLEADE PLEASE PLEASE SATAY ALIVW PLEASE PLEEAS IM CRYING MIKE YOU IDIOT OH MY GOD DONT DIE OH MY GOD CLOSE THE GATE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WJWT IS THAT MIKE NEED SHELO HELP HIM OH MYGOD WHAT ABOUT EL HOLY AHIT OH MY GOD YALL DART!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD IF U DIE BECAUSE U LOVE UR FUCKING DEMOGORGAN DOG THEN IM GONNA FUCKIN KILL YA OH MY GOD WAIT DART IS A NICE BIY!!!!!!? I LOVE U DART!!!!! FUCKING DUSTIN HOLY SHIT YES HOLY SHIT YES OH MY GOD ITS HAPLENIBG OH MY GOD THE ATE IS CLOSING OH MY GOT RUNNNNNNNN STEBE COME ON MOTHERFUCKER ELEVEN HILY SHIT YES SHE REALLY DOING THAT SHIT OH MY GOD COME ON U CAN DO IT HOLY SHIT JESUS FUCK IMSWEATING SHE LOOKS LIKE AHE IS DYING WAIT PLEASE DONT DIE OH MY GOD SHIT YOU CAN DO IT OH MY GOOODOODODOEOD WHATVTHE FUXK DONT DIE BUTCH DONT DIE!!!!!! holySHIT SHE REALLY DOING THAT SHIT HOLY SHUT FUXK THE GATE THE GATE IS XLOSE SHW XLOSW THE GATHE SHE DID THAT SHE XLOSED THE GATE THE DEMO DOGS R GONE SHE CLOSE D TEH GATE IS SHE ALIVW OH MY GOD THE GATE IS CLSOE IS SHE ALIVE IM CRUING SHE DOD IT I LOVE YOU I AM SO PROUD DID SHE DIE WAIT IMDID SHE DIEA IN HIS ARMS TRLL ME SHE IS ALICE TELL ME THAT SHE ID ONAY SHE DIDNT DIE SHE IS OKAY SHE IS JUST FINE WVERYONE JS OKAY!!!!!! one month later but wht the fuck???? what I THOUGHT THE GRAVE WAS FOR WLEVEN BUT NO OK JUST BARB LOVE U BARB THERE JA STILL 16 MINUTES LEFT WHAT THE FUCK ok i think its goin ok omg!!!! jane hopper!!!!! aw!!!!!! the best news!! tHE SNOWBALL DNACE OH MY GOD im rwady to cry AW LOOK AT THEM!!!! my happy fam!!!!! lucas u silly!!!!!! j love u!!!!! ERICA!!!! fuckin billy YES MY GIRL MAX AW DUSTIN!!!! faaRRAH FAESON !!!!!! STEVE DROVE HIM TO THE DANCE I LOVE YJIS LOOK AT DUSTIN WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MAN!!!!!!! ATOP PURRING MR CLARKE MY LORD STEVE NANCY :(((( DUSTIN A GOOD MAN NANCY LOOKS BEAUTIFUL THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AW JONATHAN DONT MAKE FUN OF MY SON TE SONG OH MY GOD LUCAS IS SO AWKWARD I LIVE U PORR DUSTIN AWEWEEEE ZOMBIE BOY OMG EL WILL B THER I WILL DANCE WITH U DUSTIN NANCY IS GONNA DANCE WITH HIM WHAT A LADY I LOVE A WOMAN!!!!!!! WOULF U LOOK AT THAT IM SO BAPPY LOOK AT THIS MAN I LIVE DUSTIN OMG LOOK AT THEM I LOVE TJEM I LOVE A BOY NSMED DUSTIN OMGV F U STACY!!!!!!! OMG THIS IS SO PURE I AM IN LOVE JOYCE AND HOPS HOLY SHIT PLS AW BUT IS EL A L I V E SHE IS THEY ATE LIVE OH MY GOD I DONT LNOW HOW I DONTEITHER

Me: watch genlock for the fourth time

Also me: daNIEL we CANt keep DOIng thIS