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people online can tell if youre unemployed by the way. its like a sixth sense that you get when you pay income tax
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Listen we did not get callum being possessed this season for us to IGNORE it. Where is the angsty fanfictions? The analysis posts?? THE ART.
We did not get treated with aaravos's slutty ass possessing callum, his first meeting with aavaros, to not write the most soul shattering fanfiction on his anxieties of falling to the dark side. Sit down, slut up, and get to writing folks.
And if I do it, I'm killing someone. Probably multiple someones.
#tdp#the dragon prince#tdp season 4#callum#tdp callum#tdp aavaros#where is the angst people!#we've been given gold!#please#there is a startling lack of aavaros content#where are my slutty elf simps?#im serious btw#if i write about this i WILL kill people#aaravos
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At work scrolling through your blog contemplating making my way to the bathroom so I can jerk off to you 🥵
If you promise to actually do it I'll take a pic of my ass for you right now
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Little Felix Yusupov drawing I did✨️
(Deranged 👆)
If folks don't make a good Lost Splendor adaptation THEN SO HELP ME I WILL DO IT MYSELF
.. right after all my other projects
#felix yusupov#leonardo eats carrots#феликс юсупов#history hyperfixation#spaceships and vodka#comics#lost splendor#im serious btw#i want to so bad#ive got a lot of ideas and i NEED to talk about them#idk if anyone's interested tho#uhhmm#queer history#russian history
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Guys important big question.
What's that part of the bread called . Does it have a name?? Because I don't think it's appropriate for me to keep calling it the vagina part of the bread anymore
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Jessie we need to cook (not my image I think I yoinked it from smth @godofautism did 😔)
I had a dream like two weeks ago that Jessie had set up a pot shop
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I'm very excited for Baldur's Gate 3, I cant wait to recruit everyone except Gale, never gonna interact with him at all, just avoid where he shows up like the plague, and if he shows up somewhere else, avoid there too. Aint having no man pestering me to get rid of my magic items!!
They are mine!!!
... yes i do like dragons why are you asking?
#baldur's gate 3#im serious btw#gale#is annoying as fuck in the open access#now imagine how annoying that would be in the final release when ignoring him has#CONSEQUENCES!?#no thanks#he can go and explode as unstable magic in some field somewhere#i will hoard my magic items like a dragon
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how to get a qr code that installs a virus upon scanning
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From what I understand Hinge requires you to show your height on your profile. That's... Kind of transphobic right?
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"why don't u wanna see travis" I actually don't want to see any current or past bf of taylor 🙏🙏🙏
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My feelings towards grimshaw are very clear, so I’m making him actually likable I’m my full remake of Lightlark
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confession: I don't understand the idea of, "if your female character could be replaced by a sexy lamp and have nothing change, it's not a good character."
like. I understand the shape of what that means, but lamps don't speak. 😭
#im serious btw#like i get that you want fleshed out characters that mean something to the story#but lamps cant talk#so if your character has a speaking role#it's already better than a lamp#im too literal fur this
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i wonder if it means anything to you that you are SO much the zed guy to me that sometimes i forget zed isnt also your name . single most zed guy ive ever met
SKDJGHYKJSDGHSDGH HELLO????????
SUCH A ZED ENJOYER THAT MY NAME ALSO BECOMES ZED . NOBODY IS ON MY LEVEL
(tho. tho. i will tell you all a secret, and you have to be quiet. okay? okay.
...i did consider it. KSJDGDSKGHSDJGSDG)
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screw everything does anyone want a rakhi from me?🥺
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Am I out of the loop on some WFM joke or something why did my twitter just get followed by a dedicated Goku x Suletta account
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YALL M GRANDMA GAVE MEFUCKIN COVID FOR CHRISTMAS
#WHAT THE FUCK GRANDMA#im serious btw#im positive#cus she didnt tell us she was sick before the 9 hour car ride#andnow my 3 yr old niece is also sick#i hate this woman#put her down like a lame horse#shes awful and has been alive too long#everykinda phobic in the book and racist
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