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raysartsncrafts · 14 days

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I love my school floor.

Ok so usually, a floor will have two bathrooms: one for girls and another for boys, right?

Well, not in my school. You see, boys and girls can’t go to the bathroom anymore. There is no banheiro masculino (masculine bathroom), only a banheiro Nasculino. There is no banheiro feminino (feminine bathroom), only ____e___ __m____o.

So, clearly, someone here has something against emos, since they all have to go to their own bathroom and can’t mingle with their peers.

But do you know what’s worse? Usually, there are two soap dispensers. One of the ones in the Emo bathroom is empty and the other? It doesn’t dispense sabão (soap), it dispenses sapão (big frog)

There goes to show that people nowadays have an immense hatred and don’t understand emos, considering they think they wash their hands with frogs.

We need to do something about this.

#im not joking that’s actually true lol #of course im joking about the emo thing #people just scraped the letters until the only ones left were emo #same for masculine they just turned the m into an n #as for sapao i HOPE thats a mistype #i think it is #TYPO i had forgotten the word #i dont want to rewrite the tags just to fix that mistake #not art #rays rambles #EMOS! FEAR NOT! they are only jealous of your superior clothing style #you guys dress too cool for them so they dont want to look at you #you’re awesome! keep being awesome!#and edgy if thats your thing :)

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aviss · 4 years

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fic writer meme

Tagged by: @dame-lazarus

AO3 name: Aviss

Fandoms: Current GoT (JaimexBrienne), Naruto (Kakairu) and One Piece (yes, I fell again. I am going to write that damned Sabo saves Ace fic). Previous quite a few, of note Bleach, Inception, Good Omens and Avengers. And HP in my native Spanish.

Tropes: Domesticity, banter, enemies to friends to lovers, canon divergences and fix-its

Number of fics: 250 in English and 43 in Spanish. Though there are a few which I translated so they're the same in both languages.

Fic I spent the most time on: I think Butterfly Effect, since it was almost an entire month of writing daily for Nano. Even when I have taken longer to write other fics I had not been working on than daily.

Fic I spent the least time on: Tickle me pink was literally written in 60 minutes. I used to do that a lot, though nowadays it takes me a bit longer than that

Longest Fic: The Right Question (56254 words)

Shortest Fic: I used to do a lot of 100 words drabbles I never moved to ao3 from my LJ, according to ao3 the shortest is Last Sane Thought (211 words)

Most kudos: Shortsighted

Most comment threads: Butterfly Effect

Most bookmarks: Shortsighted

Total word count: 1.166.823 (wow, just wow. I had a very productive last year, which accounts for about 40% of that!)

Favorite fic I wrote: Once More With Feeling, I think over the years and the fandoms nothing has got as close to perfect for me as that one. It just flowed and I still find it scary, I think there is nothing I would change on it *(except typos and grammar issues, I wrote it a long time ago, my english has improved)

Fic you want to rewrite/expand on: No Harm Ever Came from Reading a Book (AKA, The Mummy AU) it needs rewriting because I don't like where it's going and if I don't like it I can't expect people to read it, so I have it marked for re-writing I just need to identify where I went wrong so I don’t get stuck again while I try to fix it.

Share a bit of a WIP or a story idea you’re planning on: From the prompt I am working on right now:

Being a cop in King's Landing was nothing like Brienne had envisioned while growing up in Tarth.

King's Landing was supposed to be a metropolis, multicultural and exciting and a lot more progressive than a little backwater island where everyone knew everyone else and Brienne couldn't take two steps without it being reported to her father, Tarth's Chief of Police. She had imagined that once she was away from his sphere of influence and the island's people's preconceptions of what a woman should and shouldn't be, she would be able to rise through the ranks with her abilities and hard work. And yes, King's Landing was a metropolis; women wore shorter skirts and less cloth on their bodies, or lots and lots more of cloth and only black. They had colourful hair or shaved heads, and tattoos and piercings, and they dated when they wanted and who they wanted, or not dated anyone. They could wear no make-up or tons of it, they could wear heels or flats or walk barefoot for all people cared.

There were just two things women were not allowed to comfortably be, ugly and a cop in KLPD. At least not under Captain Tarly, who made the people of Tarth feel modern and seemed to have a special hatred for Brienne for daring to be good at her job but not pleasant to look at.

Tagging: @scoundrels-in-love @firesign23 @hexadecimal00 @ladyxxdaydream @it-may-be-dull-but-im-determined @ajoblotofjunk and whoever else wants to do it

#fic writer meme #about me #my writing

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