#im just borrowing the excuse of the alternate timeline
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👑 Holli / Rat King || 24+ || Any pronouns || ocean loving ficto ace rat || that damn swamp rat.
heya! call me Holli or Rat! this is my home away from home, so welcome to my blog & I hope you enjoy your stay. I mostly post ocean views and selfship content. don't like, don't read! here's the rundown of the place 💖🐀
Main timeline:
not comfortable sharing but selfshippers can still interact!
#heart of mars || Rat King & J'onn J'onzz, DCAU
playlist 🌌🐀
Alternate timelines:
okay sharing with other selfshippers, canon depends!
#💜💖💙 || Rat King, Donatello Hamato, & Leonardo Hamato, ROTTMNT
playlist 🐢🐀
#ratstatic || Rat King & Vox, Hazbin Hotel
playlist 📺👑
#king of hearts || Rat King & Remy "Gambit" LeBeau, X-Men
Other tags:
#venne & squeaker || Rat King & Wally West platonic ficto posts
#ratio broadcast || Rat King & Alastor qpp / platonic ficto posts
#ficto tag || unspecific ficto posts
#ficto tag familial || Justice League / Hamato Clan / assorted Hazbin Hotel familial ficto posts
#ratkingdraws || personal art tag
#ratkingdiscourse || proship / anti anti & other discourse posts
#happy place 💙 / #oceancore || daily scheduled ocean aesthetic posts
Fandom check-in:
DC || Justice League: The Animated Series & Justice League Unlimited, and all affiliated series || My Adventures with Superman || Green Lantern: The Animated Series || I'm very much a DCAU fanatic, but I enjoy lots of other DC content as well!
ROTTMNT || Donnie simp. Leo enjoyer. || make no mistake, found family is my all time troupe, that's why I'm here. but if you ask me about Leotello,,,
Marioverse / Luigi's Mansion || Luigi my beloved. normal about King Boo. || if it exists I probably ship it. Booigi. Bowuigi. all three. I'm there.
Invader Zim || ZaDr || RaPr || Almighty Tallest stan account
Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss || Moxxie & Millie enjoyer || RadioStatic || Alastor. Vox. Queen Bee. back in my original era now that Hazbin s1 is out 👏
MCU || Octogoblin my beloved || really not here anymore, however Loki is part of Rat King lore, so feel free to talk about him to me c:
More to know:
I'm very chill, I love notif spam, and it makes my day to get asks! feel free to throw anything to my inbox-- ask me about Rat King lore, talk to me about my f/os, whatever you wanna know or just wanna say bc I do enjoy chatting too c: it just takes me a while to answer stuff sometimes bc I'm very forgetful and overthink ✨ everything ✨👏
as you might've picked up on, this is a proship friendly selfship space. for my own comfort anyone I selfship with is at least my age or older in my lore. I'm a little bit of a tcester and above all else I believe everyone has the right to ship whatever they like in fiction without fear of being harassed. tag your shit, keep it fictional, and we're all cool. if you bring your anti rhetoric onto my blog you will be reported and blocked. don't like, don't read ✌️
I'm not a big NSFW person, I will never reblog anything I feel is graphically explicit but I use safety tags just in case as I see the need. keep an eye out for #suggestive and / or #nsfw. minors are fine to hang around my blog-- I just expect you to be responsible and block the tags you need.
AI thieves will not be tolerated in any capacity. come within a mile of my blog and you will be reported and blocked on sight. if I ever accidentally reblog AI work please let me know so I can remove it.
thanks for stopping by! if you'd like some tunes for your Tumblr browsing, feel free to check out my Spotify. have a great day 💖🐀
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#pinned post#ratkingrambles#yeah i need a new header again. ill figure it out eventually#been wanting to update this again for a bit#im just borrowing the excuse of the alternate timeline
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John Egbert, Dave Strider
Act 5, page 2737
-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --
EB: hey dave!
TG: hey
EB: wow, it's been a while since we talked, hasn't it.
TG: has it
EB: i think the last time i talked to you, i was doing exactly what im doing now...
EB: which is blasting off from my house.
EB: or was it?
EB: wow, i can't remember...
TG: man who cares
TG: i mean thats great and all
TG: but i talked to you plenty more times since that from where im standing
TG: ive got to make this quick
EB: oh.
EB: you mean like the trolls?
EB: are you using the troll time chat gizmo?
TG: fuck no fuck that trollian horseshit
TG: its just regular old time travel
TG: im from the future
EB: oh ok. is this dave sprite?
TG: no
TG: just regular ordinary dave from the fucking future nothing special dude come on
EB: well, excuse me, but i still think time travel sounds kind of special.
EB: sorry you are so jaded by awesome shit!
TG: yeah ok it is awesome but im in a hurry
EB: what is it?
TG: i need to borrow some boondollars off you
EB: boondollars? i thought they didn't do anything.
TG: no they do do something
EB: what do they do?
TG: what do you think they buy shit its fucking money
EB: what do they buy?
TG: i cant answer all these questions dude youll find out anyway its not like youll even really need your money
TG: you you might as well give it to me
EB: uh...
EB: how much do you need?
TG: all of it
EB: oh, fuck that!!!
TG: man you just said you thought it was useless why do you care
EB: but you just said it wasn't useless!
TG: ill pay you back
EB: really? when?
TG: in the future
TG: if theres one thing im not short on its the fuckin future
EB: how far in the future are you from?
EB: i thought we only had something like 24 hours until, like...
EB: game over.
TG: yeah we do
TG: but chronologically ive been around for at least triple that
EB: wow. how...
EB: i don't get how that works!
TG: no shit your deal is wind not time
TG: youre on easy street what is there even to think about with wind
TG: like what angle to blow it at to fly a damn kite or how gentle its gotta be to make a picnic go swimmingly
TG: its kiddie bullshit time is serious fucking business
TG: leave it to the pros ok
EB: but, doesn't going back in time make an alternate reality?
EB: i thought that's what happened with dave sprite, he came back to make sure i didn't die and this is a new timeline now.
TG: yeah it can work that way
TG: or not
TG: ive been very careful
TG: this whole operation is strung together with stable time loops
TG: no timeline offshoots cause thats when daves start dying and that isnt no good for nobody
EB: daves, plural?
TG: yeah
TG: there are a bunch of daves running around the timeline
EB: oh, man.
TG: but they are all me
TG: i mean they will all become me and ill become them one way or another
TG: thats how stable time loops work shit takes a lot of planning and precise choreography
TG: ive got some help though
EB: help?
EB: sounds like you have been talkin' to some trolls!
TG: yeah
EB: they seem to be getting more talkative lately.
TG: man dont even get me started with that
TG: the 24 hour span of the reckoning is like some kind of critical spike in us dealing with troll bullshit
TG: i guess its just when the most shit is going down so they figure thats the best time to mess with us
EB: yeah, that makes sense.
EB: i guess since you've lived three days in one day, you've just been hassled that much more?
TG: i dont know man they seem to flock to me
TG: ive been laying waste to chumps nonstop
TG: its like they heard somebody over here was handing out asses and theyve known nothing but years of bitter ass famine
EB: heheh.
EB: so what is the future like?
EB: or uh, the 3x future...
EB: do we win???
TG: oh you know
TG: noirs outta control
TG: rose is crazy jades crazier and youre
TG: well youre you
TG: and together were up to our bulges and miscellaneous bullshit alien physiology in hot sloppy shenanigans while hatching plans under our feathery asses like a bunch of cage free farm fresh motherfuckers
TG: but im not about to get into specifics cause this is complicated enough as it is
TG: and if i started ranting too much about the future id start sounding like one of these smug alternian shitheads and im not about to drop that retarded science on my good bro
TG: so im staying on track here
TG: speaking of which
TG: give me your money
EB: but...
EB: i worked hard saving up that money!
EB: i have a whole boonbuck now.
TG: oh christ
TG: only one
TG: well fuck nevermind then
TG: i thought youd have more by now but thats goddamn peanuts
EB: :(
TG: i mean
TG: ill take it anyway but damn
EB: tell me what you want with it!
TG: im working the system here
TG: using time loops to manipulate the incipispheres financial sector
TG: making a goddamn killing in the lohacse
EB: lohacse?
TG: lohac stock exchange
EB: um...
EB: lohac?
TG: my planet
TG: land of heat and clockwork dude come on
TG: you know like gears and lava and shit
EB: oh, huh.
EB: that sounds unpleasant.
TG: wrong it kicks ass
EB: your unpleasant face is what kicks ass!
EB: or DOESN'T, more like.
TG: egbert stfu and give me your goddamn boonbuck j3gus fuck
TG: ill turn it into a boonmint in an hour and youll get it back ok
EB: j3gus?
EB: *narrows eyes suspiciously...*
TG: no comment
EB: i don't even know how to give it to you!
EB: they are just more weird gaming abstractions, how do we do this?
TG: you can wire it to my account
TG: ill send you the app
EB: i'm really pretty busy you know. i have to help jade!
TG: i know
TG: but this takes like two seconds
EB: bluh...
EB: fiiiiiiiine.
TG: dude
TG: dont do the vriska thing ok
TG: shes messed up we talked about this
TG: or will talk
EB: who?
TG: whatever
TG: alright app incoming
-- turntechGodhead [TG] sent ectoBiologist [EB] the file "virtualporkhollow.exe" --
TG: gotta go later
-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] --
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hello friends !! thank you all for the lovely welcomes; i’m in the process of replying to them now, but please forgive me if i’m a little slow. this is not my first time here in cc as a mun, but it is minki’s first run as a muse and i’m super excited to start playing him here ! a bit of general info: he’s 21 years old, a magical hero, a student at pusan national university ( dance major ) and a rookie idol - specifically, one of the members of miracle era ( stylized as m.ea ) under the stage name ren. if you ask him, he’ll say he’s the most important member of the group but, you know, he’s biased. in a nutshell, he’s on the bratty side of things, confident, slight attention whore, and a combo of loud, rambunctious, and fun-loving. he takes his idol image pretty seriously but he’s also periodically an asshole, so his two sides are constantly in conflict.
i would love to plot all the things for him uwu i have a few plot ideas under the cut but i’m also always open to brainstorming either here or on twitter !! you can also like this post and i’ll slide into your ims but... i think that’s it for now ?? pls love me.
SMOL PLOT IDEAS:
you’ve been a closet m.ea fan since debut and you always try and play it cool around me but i low key caught you being an embarrassing fan once and i’m starting to catch on
you know i’m an idol even though you’re not really a fan but you always look at me like i’m some kind of science experiment you’d love to study and i’m getting tired of it like, can you back the fuck off?
alternatively, you have no clue i’m an idol and i never bothered to tell you so whenever i make vague excuses about being busy, you ask me if i’m batman or something and get confused whenever we run into a fan
i stole your seat in the library during exam season once and you vowed to have your revenge on me for it and now you’re going to get it - somehow you got an unflattering picture of me that could damage my image and i’ll do anything to keep you from posting it on the internet
i barely show up to class and always ask to borrow your notes and you’re really getting tired of always covering for me but please, i really need this and i’ll give you whatever you want in return
i use the film club as an excuse to watch a lot of movies and since i hate the idea of watching a movie alone, i always drag you along to the theatre with me and pay for your ticket & popcorn ( but these aren’t dates, okay?)
we started dming on twitter late one night when i couldn’t sleep and bonded and now we talk to each other all the time but we still haven’t met face to face even though you apparently live nearby
we’re both rookie heroes but i couldn’t care less about training and shit while you’re a hardass who is determined to whip me into shape because i ‘drag the team down.’ well, good luck buddy.
we became friends after i joined the league and you’re just about the only hero i can stand to work with because i don’t really trust anyone to watch my back except for you
we take care of a stray cat together except i’m allergic and spend 90% of my time sneezing and miserable when i’m around it... so it’s mostly you taking care of the cat and me financing its food and watching the two of you from afar. still, we’re family now. kind of
i accidentally cut myself on something and now i’m bleeding like fucking crazy but i don’t really seem to realize or feel it while you’re freaking out and trying to convince me to take care of it and go to the doctor
we went drinking together and had a #wild night but it’s morning now, we’re both hungover and can’t remember what the fuck happened. also, no one has an answer for the goat in the living room
i’m working out for a comeback and i hate it and i swear to god you only come to gym to mock and/or laugh at me. oh wait, you want to help me work out? i’m suspicious but desperate so, sure
we became friends before i became an idol and now we don’t talk a lot but you’re still the first person i call or go to whenever something big and important happens in my life. i also crash at your place whenever i want to get away and never do the dishes ( you’re tired of it but you love me )
i have a habit of wandering around at night because of my insomnia. i don’t know what your deal is, but i don’t like being alone so i usually cling to you and follow you around whenever i see you after hours
OTHERS: obligatory best friend, enemies, crushes, drinking buddies, neighbours,younger brother figures, exes, other people in the idol industry, dude i like your hairstyle, etc. anything and everything you can think of, come at me with it.
FIRST TIMELINE: i, an angst hoe, would love to plot out some angsty first timeline relationships & encounters so pls hmu if you’re also into that
#( out of charm . )#( i don't know how to write intros anymore i'm sorry )#( i tried! )#( i love everyone in this bar )
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Doppelgänger Lavellan
Dedicated to @slothquisitor who has to contend with end of semester stress and obligations. I wanted to write fluff but this silly idea came to mind instead so I hope shenanigans works to lift your spirits. I hope you don’t mind that I borrowed your lovely Mara. Alternate modern AU where Kaeran and Mara meet. Also Sera’s involved because I love her too. 1430 words.
“So when are ya gonna tell me the naughty bits about yer date?”
Kaeran huffed, not even taking her eyes off the book she was assessing. She already had one book wedged to her chest and though she could get away with buying one more book, it was a foolish to think that she’d leave the bookstore with two books. Three if she restrained herself, at worst, maybe six or seven. She tried to ignore her bank account and reread the back of the book. She hoped Sera backed off.
“Soooooooo….” Her companion pushed the book out of her hands. So rude.
“So what?” Kaeran sighed, bending over to pick up the book, fearing that one of the employees might see the offense. Maybe if she pretended to not know her friend, Sera might be forced to leave the place; on second thought, probably not the best idea. Sera held grudges for a frightening long time. There was no use begging, she would only stop when it pleased her.
Kaeran shelved the book. It wasn’t as intriguing anyway. From the corner of her eye she can see Sera bouncing from one foot to the other, clearly vibrating with excitement.
“You like him,” she said. Sera screwed up her face and made a disgusted noise loud enough to ruffle the feathers of another patron. Kaeran snorted, “OK, OK. I didn’t mean it that way. To be honest, I’m actually surprised that you know someone like him.”
“Wot ya mean?”
“I don’t know…he doesn’t strike me as someone who you’d have in your very eclectic circle of friends.”
Sera snorted this time. “Yeah, that’s a fancy way of puttin’ it. I don’t know, he sort of gets my humour, get him sloshed and he can tell a few dirty jokes. One time I laughed so hard, I had beer comin’ out my nose. Bloody hurt but couldn’t stay mad at ‘im, it was a good joke.”
“Really?”
“Seems impossible, ‘ight? Him looking serious and all, but he’s funny in his way even though he’s so Ferelden-y.”
Kaeran smiles fondly at Sera’s openness. It’s obvious that she looks up to the guy, somewhere between a confidant and a brother. Kaeran didn’t realize that she was lost in thought until Sera grinned widely, like a cat that ate a canary or three.
“You liiiike him,” she singsonged.
Kaeran spared a side-glance at her friend before moving to the next aisle over. Just because that last book wasn’t interesting didn’t mean that her search was over. About five minutes of relative silence passed, Sera poked her arm repeatedly to grab her attention.
“Ugh, Sera! If you’re so desperate for details—“
“Nevermin’ that! Look!” It wasn’t enough for Sera to be gawking, she had to also point at the person across the bookstore, arm fully extended and wagging her index for added emphasis.
Kaeran smacked her arm down; the sound was violent and the action even had another nearby patron audibly gasp. Kaeran internally groaned. This was the absolute last time that she was going to bring Sera to a bookstore. She looked at the blonde that Sera pointed out but could only make out that it was a woman about their age and had pointed ears. She couldn’t see what was so particularly special about this particular patron, not with the way her face was downturned and very much engrossed in a book she was holding.
“Really, Sera? Another elf in a bookstore, not a rare sight.”
“No,” she emphasized by grabbing Kaeran’s shoulders and shaking her with some restraint, “it’s her! That doppel-thingy I keep telling you about!”
“Doppelgänger?…oh!” It finally dawned on her. Apparently Sera kept on seeing the mysterious woman and constantly confused her for Kaeran.
Curious, Kaeran began to walk down an aisle towards her supposed doppelgänger. Sera pulled her to the side.
“’Ey! Wot’re you doin’?” she hissed.
“What you think? You’ve been going on about this double-me you keep seeing and now she’s here, wouldn’t hurt to get a closer look.”
She’s about to get closer when Sera pulls her back yet again, a scrunched up look on her face.
“What’s wrong?” she asked.
“I’m thinkin’…” Sera said, “isn’t it bad luck or somethin’?”
Kaeran rolled her eyes. “Don’t worry, I won’t touch her if that’s what has you concerned. Wouldn’t want to have our reality collapse if she’s another me from a different timeline.”
“I hate you,” Sera huffed.
“Aww, no you don’t. You looove me.”
“Excuse me, sorry,” said a third voice.
Both Kaeran and Sera froze, their eyes locked on the supposed doppelgänger. The woman looked at them, unsure what was going on and why they were looking at her so strangely. Though the woman looked similar to Kaeran at a glance: their hair styled similarly and blonde as well as matching in height, the likeness ended there. Kaeran’s eyes were blue while the woman’s were green, noses were similar but the former’s bridge was slightly wider while the latter’s had a more delicate button nose. Again, Kaeran’s features were wider than the other woman’s, including thicker brows and a more pronounced jawline in contrast to the fine brows, sharp cheekbones and rounded chin. She can see how Sera could make such a mistake at a glance but was also relieved that the woman wasn’t an exact mirror image of her. The whole absurdity of the situation was comical and she couldn’t help but laugh.
“Oh come on, Sera! You’ve got to be kidding me! You need your eyes checked.”
“I do not!”
The woman seemed uneasy and perhaps even slightly annoyed with them. She came to the bookstore with a purpose and it wasn’t so that two strangers can ridicule her.
“Um, not sure what’s going on, but you’re standing in front of an author I’m looking for. If you wouldn’t mind?” The poor woman was more confused about the exchange and absolutely didn’t need two strangers to be gawking at her, although, the blonde with the uneven hair looked familiar.
Sera and Kaeran apologized and moved aside to let the third woman through.
After a moment, Kaeran couldn’t resist gently tapping the woman on the shoulder.
“I���m sorry to disturb you, it’s just my friend keeps seeing you around and always thinks you’re me.”
The woman looked at Kaeran and then Sera, recognition lighting up her face.
“Oh, yeah! I remember you,” she said.
Sera flushed, actually flushed a pretty shade. Kaeran thought nothing fazed Sera. Apparently not.
“Y-yeah, sorry about that time,” Sera mumbled.
“What happened?”
“Your friend ran at me and yelled ‘catch me’ really loud,” the woman deadpanned.
“Oh, Sera, dear.”
“…while I was holding my morning coffee.”
Kaeran whipped her head at Sera, horror on her face. “You ran off, didn’t you?”
She began to shake her head before contradicting with a couple of nods, “…yeah.”
“Did you even apologize?” Kaeran asked.
“To be fair,” the not-so doppelgänger replied, “she did shout a very long ‘sorry’ while running away.”
“Oh, well then,” Kaeran was at a bit of a loss. She didn’t want to waste any more of the not-doppelgänger’s time but thought it weird not knowing her name.
“I’m Kaeran, by the way, and if it’s not totally weird, maybe I can buy you a coffee? To make up for Sera’s silly mistake, I feel sort of responsible even though it’s obvious that my friend’s eyesight is clearly failing her.”
Sera made a couple of scoffing sounds before crossing her arms over her chest. Kaeran was definitely going to pay for that one later but it was still worth it.
The woman seemed to hesitate for a moment before she gave a small smile and nodded, “I’m Mara, it’s nice to meet my quasi-doppelgänger. I have some time for a coffee but I don’t want to take too much of your time.”
“It’s no trouble at all,” Kaeran assured her. “If you don’t mind me asking, which author were you looking for?”
Before Mara had the chance to reply, Sera took her cue and began to walk backwards towards the café section of the bookstore. “Right, you bookworms have fun, I’ll save us a table an’ Kaeran, ya owe me a nice big choc’late chip cookie. No raisins, blegh!”
Both remaining women stared at Sera’s retreat with mild amusement.
Mara returns her attention to the shelf, skimming her fingers across the spines of the softcovers. “So, what are the chances that Sera will confuse me as you again?”
Kaeran lets out a long breath, “Pretty high, unfortunately.”
“Damn.”
#Mara Lavellan#Kaeran Lavellan#Sera#dragon age modern au#slothquisitor#Batty types#da:i#holy crap I wrote something in one go#anyway....I hope you like it#and if there's anything that's ooc for Mara do tell me#I realize that I should've asked before if it was okay#once again I am dialogue heavy
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