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sleepyschmoop · 11 years

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caslikesbutts said: i googled it and now i want one

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DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON IN A MOON CACTUS?

THE RED PART AND THE GREEN PART ARE T W O D I F F E R E N T C A C T I THAT SOME HUMANS LOOKED AT AND SAID OH BOY LET'S FUCK SOME SHIT UP AND NOW THESE TWO CACTI HAVE BEEN BRED TOGETHER INTO A MOON CACTUS JUST TO LOOK LIKE THAT.

ONLY THE RED ONE (WHICH IS RED BECAUSE IT HAS NO WAY TO MAKE IT'S OWN FOOD) HAS IT'S ROOTS STUCK INSIDE THE CORE OF THE BOTTOM ONE AND IS CONSTANTLY STEALING AWAY IT'S LIFE FORCE TO FEED ITSELF AND THEY CAN NEVER BE REMOVED FROM EACH OTHER IT'S A PARASITIC RELATIONSHIP THAT WILL NEVER END.

W H Y W O U L D Y O U W A N T T H A T I N Y O U R R O O M ?

#im emotional about how creepy moon cacti are #pokituu #caslikesbutts #replies

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