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alby-rei · 3 years

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What Goes Up, Must Come Down (IkeVamp)

a/n: In which MC continues her reign of mildly infuriating terror upon the Greatest Men in History. No one is safe. A continuation of “Piano Heist” and “Sorry, Not Sorry”. Happy reading <3

[Main Characters]: MC, Mozart, Dazai (with minor appearances of everyone else)

[Series]: MC Pranks the Ikeboys

[Genre]: Comedy, slight (?) crack

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On her way to the last task of the day, MC passed by Mozart’s piano room, where she could hear him experimenting with different melodies. She stopped to enjoy the music, leaning closer to the door with each second. She closed her eyes, and her mind wandered to the time when her fingers danced across those keys freely. She leaned forward against the door, except her head did not land on a door. It landed on something much... softer and fleshier.

“What do you think you’re doing?”

MC instantly recoiled her head back, meeting Mozart’s glare.

“Nothing! I was just on my way to clean the—”

“I never did punish you for your little theft, did I?” He narrowed his eyes.

“Uhhh… what theft?” She feigned ignorance.

“Don’t play dumb with me,” Mozart scowled.

He narrowed his eyes down on her, elevating his intimidation threefold. If looks could kill, she’d have lasers shooting through her skull right now.

“Ok, Ok, I’m sorry! I won’t do it again, I just wanted to play on the piano once!”

“That’s no excuse for damaging my prized piano.”

MC closed her eyes, shielding herself with defensive hands.

“The scratch was taken care of, wasn’t it?! No harm, no foul…?”

She lowered her hands slightly and peeked one eye at him. He continued to glare at her for another minute. Then he sighed tiredly and stepped away, allowing her some breathing room. He turned to face his neglected piano inside the room.

“I heard you playing in Arthur’s room. At the time, I couldn’t confirm if it really was you or not.”

“And… what did you think?” She treaded carefully into this conversation.

His murderous intent had somehow subdued. Silence settled between them while his eyes seemed to stare off beyond the piano.

Suddenly, he turned back to her with a huff, fixing his icy lavender gaze on her once more.

“Surely nothing that could compare to my music,” he scoffed.

He was about to turn away and shut the door behind him, but MC called out to him.

“Wait! Herr Mozart!”

She grabbed him by the shoulder, to which he clutched and twisted her arm off of him.

“Don’t touch me,” he seethed. She nursed her assaulted wrist and took a deep breath.

“Listen, I’m really sorry about what I did. To be honest, I’ve always loved the piano, and so when I saw yours, I couldn’t help it.”

“You… couldn’t help dragging it across the hallway and wasting all of our time?”

“…That was more of a heat-of-the-moment kind of plan,” she laughed sheepishly.

She took a deep breath and started again, “If I may be so bold, can I… ask you to teach me to play the piano... the way you do?”

The hallway fell silent again. A silence so heavy, it felt like it lasted an eternity.

“Can you sight read?”

“Yes.”

“Know your scales?”

“Yes.”

He narrowed his eyes in suspicion.

MC spoke with a renewed confidence, “I can prove it if you’ll let me.”

She tipped her head in the direction of Mozart’s prized possession. He shook his head, already walking back inside, but his gaze remained fixated.

“Meet me here tomorrow after breakfast. Be late and the deal is off. You’ve been warned. I don’t take kindly to tardiness.”

He turned on his heel, punctuating his declaration with a door slam.

...

...Did that really just happen?

‘I don’t know if I should feel honored or threatened? ...or BOTH??’

After a few seconds, the sound of the piano returned at full force, breaking MC out of her reverie. Whatever she was feeling was replaced with a sense of pride in getting herself out of his anger’s reach. Her worries slowly melted into excitement for tomorrow.

Feeling absolutely giddy, she almost forgot her last task of the day. ‘Dining room!’ She picked up her cleaning supplies and made her way to the kitchen, where a row of windows were waiting.

Just as she was done wiping the last one, a hand popped up on the windowsill, followed by another. MC jumped from the suddenness of it, taking a step back as she anticipated the intruder’s next moves. She replaced the towel in her hand with the sturdy mop as her weapon of retaliation. Holding the back end to the window, she prepared herself to attack.

“Oh, hello, Toshiko-san! The weather is lovely today,” he greeted cordially.

Eh?

“Dazai?!”

With a huff, he gracefully hoisted himself up and into the dining room.

“Thank you for opening the window for me, it can be such a troublesome thing sometimes,” he shot her a serene smile, one that she couldn’t trust whatsoever.

“You scared the crap out of me! Why did you just climb through the window??”

“Hmmm… Simply put, it’s fun!” He stated with his unwavering smile.

“W-well, don’t do that. I won’t hesitate to fight you, next time.”

“Ah~ Yoshie-san. You’re so cute when you’re commanding. And what if I do it again, hm?” He challenged with a carefree smile.

Before she could respond, he walked away with a casual wave behind him, like he didn’t just crawl through the window and scare the soup out of her.

After he turned the corner, MC stared long and hard at the window. Her gaze shifted between the windowsill where Dazai’s hands were once perched, and the archway to the kitchen, where a stick of butter on the counter caught her attention.

“I guess I just have to show you then...” she mumbled with a wicked cheshire grin etched on her face.

~*~

MC washed her hands of the evidence of her latest scheme, whistling a cheerful tune as one does after applying copious amounts of slippery butter a set of dining room windows.

She was tidying up the kitchen when Sebastian walked in, ready to make dinner preparations.

“You’re here early, excellent! You’ve been doing well to keep up lately.”

“Why, thank you. I learned from the best,” she mused with a wink.

“Everyone is coming to tonight’s dinner, so we better get started right away.”

Oh, perfect.

And so MC busied herself with dinner preparations, anticipating Dazai’s next unsuspecting climb.

Le Comte de Saint-Germain was happy to see the dining room full of his dear residents. Even Jean was dragged behind Napoleon, who had insisted on the former soldier’s attendance. Le Comte wondered if there was any special occasion that gathered them all, and he voiced his question to his old friend. The polymath shrugged, letting out a puff of smoke from his cigarillo.

Chatter was scattered in the room, Isaac and Napoleon were conversing with Jean. Mozart sat next to Jean with arms crossed, tapping a rhythm with his fingers. Arthur and Theo were bickering about their latest bet with Vincent appointed the mediator of their quarrel.

Le Comte looked on fondly at his residents before his eyebrows knit together in concern. He glanced at his pocket watch while MC and Sebastian made their rounds to serve everyone.

“Where’s Dazai?” Asked a concerned Momte.

Everyone glanced at the window of the dining hall, waiting for his entrance.

“Do you guys smell… butter?” Isaac asked, face scrunched up and confused.

As if on cue, long slender fingers appeared from the darkness onto the windowsill, but they failed to maintain a firm grip.

“He’s not gunna make it!”

Try as he might, the window fought back.

Dazai’s life flashed before his eyes as time seemed to slow down.

Is it my time, already? Betrayed by my own window-chan.

Well played... Toshiko-san.

[Bonus scene]

Back in the dining room, Vincent and Theo, who were nearest to the window, stood and peered over the edge to search for the eccentric novelist through the darkness.

MC had to excuse herself to avoid laughing out loud in front of them all.

“Not so fast, MC,” Sebastian blocked her escape.

A thousand flicks were her punishment that evening, on top of a lecture about harming the esteemed residents of the mansion.

“But he’s a vampire! He’ll be fine~.”

Try as he might, Comte could not bring himself to punish MC.

Arthur had his head thrown back in laugther, enjoying the unexpectedly eventful dinner. Once his laughter died down, he wiped the tears from his eyes, trying to catch his breath.

He glanced Isaac, who looked far from pleased, “Hey, Newt, do you reckon Dazai’s fall carried enough force to leave a hole where he landed?”

“Is this really the time to inquire about a hole in the ground when Dazai MIGHT HAVE JUST DIED- well, maybe not died,” Isaac’s hand latched onto a lock of his hair twirling it as he continued, “based on the height of the fall and his weight, the gravitational force may not end up large enough to cause fatal damage, but he could still end up with a concussion or what if he landed on a sharp end—that is, unless—"

Frantic rustling leaves could be heard from the garden below.

“He’s fine! I spotted his head pop out of the bushes,” Vincent announced, and Theo tsked in disappointment.

“Oh, or… that is also… a possibility.”

“DAZAI-SENSEI, ARE YOU OK?” Sebastian rushed to the window next to Vincent, having finished lecturing MC. Dazai’s head was spinning, but he didn’t seem bothered by the fall at all.

“I’M FINE, I’M—”

...and he fainted.

Everyone turned to MC, who was laughing despite the earlier scolding and the bright red mark on her forehead.

She simply shrugged, “I said I wouldn’t hesitate.”

#no one is safe #vampiric strength may come in handy in battle #but not when it comes to mildly infuriating terror #that is #if falling out of a window on the second floor #may be considered mildly infuriating #ehhhh it's just a scratch #or twenty #alby one-shots #MC pranks #chaotic mc is best mc #challenge mc and face the consequences #ikemen vampire #ikevamp fanfic #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp mc #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp sebastian #ikevamp crack

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pon-ee · 2 years

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Hello!! Im new to your blog but I wanted to ask who are your fav ikemen boys 😏 also do you play the jp version or the eng version of the games? It's nice to meet you!

Hewo

I don't play the JP versions because sadly I don't have the time to commit to translations and I feel like I miss a lot of the nuance as well. Not to mention I don't need 2 accounts to splurge money on my god.

My fav ikebois are Shingen and Motonari from Ikesen, Arthur and Faust in Ikevamp and Keith from Ikepri if that wasn't obvious

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ikemen-banshou · 3 years

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Helle you 👋 ikeboys (Isaac & Vincent) and your first time together please

(Sorry if this is terrible I’m not good at writing nsfw )

Isaac newton

Your nervous, he’s nervous, he doesn’t know how to calm you down but he’ll try

He’s scared that he might be rough and hurt you, so he’ll be gentle but later on his going to go so hard you won’t even be able to walk for probably like a week

He ain’t called wolf in sheep’s clothing for nothing,he can be an animal in bed, but since it’s your first time he’ll be a bit gentle than usual

He wants to make your first time amazing for you, for you feel nice and stuff

Vincent Van Gogh

This sweet angle will be so sweet and gentle for your first time

If your nervous he’ll try to calm you down and tell you that everything will be fine

Vincent much like Isaac would want to make your first time nice for you

He might be called the gentle angle but in bed he can be a different person I think, so don’t let his looks fool you

You’ll be enjoying it, probably too much and will be wanting to do a couple of more rounds

#ikemen vampire #vincent van gogh #isaac newton

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honeybyte · 2 years

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Your art style is so nice, I got such a rush of joy when I saw your drawings of Charles-Henri and Keith and Miss Joan. I hope you're having a good week! 💞

!!!! ahhh that means a lot to me, thank you so much! im glad you like my ikeboys + my Wife 😌

#ask #juulranch #also this. may have made me think of doing a charlie print #i already have one of the isaacona piece coming in so Why Not Charlie

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niphredil-14 · 4 years

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Napoleon, Leonardo, Arthur, Vincent, Theo, Dazai, Sebastian, and Comte With an S/o Who Wants 2 Birthday Gifts (Because it’s also Valentine’s Day)

bellasakamakimt

said:

I am a girl who is born in Valentines Day (which is 12th of june where I live). So, if I am dating one of the ikeboys, how it would be, for example, I say I want 2 gifts (one for the birthday and another for the Valentine's 😂😂), how would they celebrate the date and other stuff? Take this as a headcannon about me, I can't wait to see the answers 😂😂😂

Of course. Happy Belated Birthday, I’m actually also born on Valentine’s Day, though where I live it’s on February 14. Nonetheless, I hope you had a great day and got some awesome gifts! Sorry this is posted so late, I tried to finish this earlier, but had several technical difficulties, sorry again! Also, they tend to get a bit shorter towards the end, sorry about that.

Napoleon: - He’ll gladly give you a second gift! -He will probably pack you a picnic, and then take you out to the field to eat it. - After that he will give you his first gift, a new journal for you to write in, because your old one has probably already been filled up -He will spend the rest of the day out with you in the town, going place to place, maybe buying you a few trinkets he notices you staring at. Finally, at the end of the day, he will take you up the the attic where you two will look at the night sky while cuddling by the window. - That’s when he will give you his second gift, either a small sword with a scabbard that connects to your belt, or a dagger or a pocket knife. He will explain that they are if you are ever in danger and he isn’t there to help you, though he will always do his best to be.

Leonardo: - This man lives to please you, so if you want two gifts, then, dammit, you’re gonna get two gifts. - One of them will probably be something more Valentine’s day related, like a stuffed bear along with chocolates and your favorite flowers. - These will probably be presented to you earlier in the day. - He will bring you to the dining room, where he asked Sebastian to make your favorite foods - After the two of you have breakfast, he will treat you to a lazy day, where you spend the day cuddling and feeding each other sweets. - Later, right before bed he will give you his second gift, inspired by some of the technology of the 21st century that he has heard about from Sebastian. - It will be a (somewhat) digital camera, that connects to one of those tablets that display different pictures that switch every minute or so. - All of which he has been working on building for months, and then sneakily taking photos of the two of you during sweet moments and dates without you noticing. Those are the photos that will be displayed on the screen.

Arthur: - This man’s first gift is going to be a beautiful outfit for you to wear out to town with him that day. - He will take you all over town, buying you anything he sees you stare at for more than three seconds. - He had Theo babysit Vic so that his parents (You and Arthur) could have a nice day out - He will take you out to a fancy restaurant for dinner, and then will take you somewhere to overlook the city as the moon rises. - After dinner, he will take you somewhere secluded and high up to watch the sun set and look at the stars. This is when he will give you your second gift. - His second gift will be a book. Not one that will be published or tat there are multiple copies of. No, this one is just for you. - It is a journal that is filled to the brim with entries detailing dates you’ve been on and cases you’ve solved, as well as lists of things that he loves about you, that he’s noticed about you, or things he’s thought about you randomly. There are even a few doodles in there, though they aren’t very good (He tried, okay?!) - He will take you to a hotel room that night, where you two won’t get a wink of sleep.

Vincent: - This pure sunshine boy wouldn’t hesitate for even a moment before buying you a second gift. - He will provide you your first in the morning, right after breakfast, when he takes you up to the hill he took you to within your first few days at the mansion. - It would be a bouquet of flowers, and a scarf (He is all for that matching couple look!) - He will then take you out to lunch, and you two will walk around town for a while before returning for dinner. - After dinner, he will take you out to the garden and give you his second gift. - It is a beautiful locket, in which there is a miniature painting of the two of you (Which is very impressive, especially considering its small size!)

Theo: - When you first bring up that you want to gifts, he pretends to be against the idea, teasing that his ‘hondje is being greedy, now, hm?’ - But on your birthday, he will surprise you by giving you two gifts, both at the same time. - One of which is a choker necklace that bears your name engraved on the small stone in the center (Looks a lot like a collar, what a coincidence, Theo...) - The second of which would be a collection of small paintings, drawings, and images of different places all around the world. - After he gives you his gifts, he will take you out to a cafe to treat you to your favorite snacks.

Dazai: - First of all, Dazai will most likely write you a poem, about all that he loves about you. - He will also, though it isn’t necessarily a ‘gift,’ call you by your actual name, all day. - I think that he would also give you a bow, or ribbon for your hair. - Dazai would like to spend the day reading to you in the gardens.

Sebastian: - Sebastian, unfortunately, can not take the entire day off to spend with you, though he would like to. - He will, however, give you the day off. - He will make your favorite foods all day - Later, before you go to bed, he will show up at your room, bearing two things. - One of which, a small cupcake with a singular candle in it, on a small plate. - The second is a dainty silver bracelet. - He will apologize profusely for not having the opportunity to spend the day with you, but tells you how glad he is to have you around, what a huge help to him you are, and how much he appreciates you.

Comte: - Bold of you to assume you were ever going to get only one gift while being with this man. - Not only will he buy over a hundred gifts on his own, he will also take you out, and will buy everything that you so much as look at. - But, oh, you that that was it? HA! - Oh, no, there will be a ball in your honor, and each gift is strongly “encouraged” to bring a gift for you. - (Comte please, I don’t have room for all this, I only wanted two, not two thousand!!)

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ikemenworldlife · 3 years

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How Sophie call the Residents

This is based on my fanfic 'Le Comte's Daughter'. The mc will get attached to a lot of the Ikeboys, so I decided to make this for those who are enjoying the story. These four are the main Ikeboys in the story

Le Comte

How does she calls him: Pére and Mon pére when Napoleon is around

Calls her Sophie

When he realized he loved her: When she ran into his bedroom in the middle of the night and he found her sleeping on the ground to not wake him up, so he placed her over his bed and waited for her to wake up.

Napoleon

Calls him Papa and Mon pére when Comte is around

Calls her Sofia and Sophie

He realized he loved her when he got concerned over the girl being scared of something/someone that he couldn't understand at first.

Theo

Calls him Pappje

Calls her Sophia

Realized he loved her when she revealed what happened to her family and how alone she was after all that she had to go through. He deeply regrets being rude with her without knowing her circunstances.

Leo

Calls him Papà/Babbo

Calls her Sofia

Realized he loved her when she got afraid of being taken away and he ended up sleeping with her so she wouldn't get afraid. He also loves when she draws in the paper and thinks she has a pontential.

#ikemen vampire

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alby-rei · 2 years

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I posted 1,068 times in 2021

62 posts created (6%)

1006 posts reblogged (94%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 16.2 posts.

I added 1,061 tags in 2021

#ikevamp art - 160 posts

#ikevamp leonardo - 146 posts

#ikevamp writing - 124 posts

#<3 <3 - 119 posts

#ikevamp arthur - 90 posts

#q'ed - 88 posts

#ikevamp vincent - 87 posts

#incorrect ikevamp quotes - 87 posts

#ikemen vampire - 85 posts

#ikevamp theo - 75 posts

Longest Tag: 99 characters

#but he’s also one of the sweetest suitors and he deserves more recognition for that side of him too

My Top Posts in 2021

Cat Naps (Leonardo x Reader)

a/n: written as part of @lorei-writes‘ ikemen flash exchange on discord! My lovely victim was @spoopy-fish-writes ^.^ Hope you like it Spoops ❤

[Characters]: You, Leonardo, Lumiere (cat)

[Word count]: ~330 words

[Genre]: Fluff, naps

~*~

“Whew, finally…”

You flopped along the width of Leonardo’s bed once you reached his room. You closed your eyes, taking a deep breath in an attempt to slow down time now that you were done with your daily chores. The mess of the room didn’t even phase you this time, as you knew your way around the chaos by now. You sensed something soft brush against your arm, so you swiveled your head to find—

“Lumiere! Hey, buddy…”

~*~

111 notes • Posted 2021-09-15 12:08:42 GMT

Sharing is Caring and that includes Naps (Leonardo x MC)

Prompt: Leonardo doesn’t like to share, especially when it’s MC, and he’s noticed the lingering glances of some of the residents. Different scenarios have popped up since MC decided to live in Le Comte’s mansion with them, and Leonardo has made a permanent mental note of who to trust and who to absolutely, positively not trust when it comes to sharing her.

[Series] Post-Route Leonardo x MC

[Genre] Fluff, Comedy

[Warnings] None

1. {Leonardo & Napoleon (ft. Sebastian)}

“MC, would you mind waking up Napoleon for me? Normally I would take care of it, but I must finish cooking breakfast here,” Sebastian nodded towards the frying pan on the stove in front of him.

“Sure, Sebas. I’ll be right back.” I set down the tray I was holding and untied my apron before heading towards Napoleon’s room.

It sounded like an innocent request at the time...

~*~

140 notes • Posted 2021-03-13 19:15:26 GMT

Hugs and Guessing Games (Leonardo x MC)

a/n: This one is quite short and sweet, and very self-indulgent (as they all are, tbh). Copious amounts of affection all around, as we all need every now and then! Also, when I said “everyone” i this, I realized I had only included the ikeboys that have released routes (this was written before Jean’s route release) as I didn’t know the others too well at the time~ Please forgive~ <3

[Series] Post-Route Leonardo x MC

[Genre] Comedy, fluff

[Warnings] Tsun Theo None

3. {Leonardo and the Lesser Vampires}

“I can differentiate between people solely based on how they hug,” I proclaimed to everyone in the dining room.

“What, like blindfolded?” Arthur asked, quirking his eyebrow up.

I nodded, “Mmhm, hugs are really special to me, and it’s a source of energy to me, like the Sun!”

“That’s a really sweet way to put it,” Vincent smiled angelically.

“Ok, so!” I got up from my chair at the dining table and stood a couple steps away from my seat, facing everyone with my eyes closed, “Who’s first?”

~*~

146 notes • Posted 2021-03-23 13:47:35 GMT

MC: So what did you think of the Lion King?

Vincent: A very touching story!

Leonardo: Wasn’t expecting talking animals, but it was great, cara mia

Theo: The art and animation was fantastic

Mozart: The soundtrack was... decent, I suppose

MC: And did you know it draws inspiration from Shakespeare’s Hamlet?

Vincent: Oh that’s wonderful!

Leonardo: My disappointment is immeasurable...

Theo: ...and my day is ruined

Mozart: *unlearns this information* No, I didn’t and I don’t want to.

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MC: You leave me no choice.

Leonardo: Cara mia, please...

MC: Nothing you say will stop me.

Leonardo: I’m begging you, don’t do this.

Leonardo: ...please don’t break the spaghetti in half.

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