#if we are still treating wylan like jespers keeper or like jesper isnt capable of being responsible . then | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

pistolslinger · 11 months

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wesper cant have kids bcus any child of theirs would b too smart n charismatic for their own good and kaz would be like 'oh my god the perfect crime machine' and THEN keeping him out of the mansion would be 10x harder than it currently is. like it would be some looney tunes nonsense every day just trying to stop kaz turning that infant into a criminal. jesper would have to trap him in a box and hit the box with a very large and giant hammer

#FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS IS A JOKE #>:[ i did however see a very silly post about how jesper is the fun parent and wylan is the strict one #and like. this fandom loves pigeonholes and being allergic to critical thinking #ANYWAY.#if we are still treating wylan like jespers keeper or like jesper isnt capable of being responsible . then #we need to put wesper on a very high shelf where the sillies cant reach them

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