this one time i had the idea that adam tripped over on the altar at their wedding and i cannot look at that man the same way ever again

He fuckin would and Barbara would still say “I do”

Barb would straight up look at him scrambling to get back up and fix his suit and glasses like a huge ass nerd and she’d be thinking “I’ve committed to this man for god knows how long and this whole ass wedding is gonna bind me to him for an indefinite amount of time. This man, who obsesses over cryptids and a highly-detailed model of a suburban town that takes up 90% of the living room of the house we’re moving into after this.... This man...” and then he gives her that goofy, awkward smile and she’s just like “Oh fuck yeah I do.”