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*confetti canon* YEAH ITS DADDYS BIRTHDAY WAHOOO!!!! 🎉🎉🎊🎊

Man time to celebrate this man's birthday the right way, he's gonna get his glizzy goobered on frfr I'll give him the birthday head he deserves 💯 😤 👌

Aight, for such an important occasion, imma drop a lil headcanon I thought of at work. I'd like to imagine this mf never once cared nor celebrated his birthday. To him, it's another day of the year, and why would he celebrate another year of being on this planet with the common folks who lack intelligence? He just never cared... until let's say you came around and started celebrating it. You celebrate his birthday by spoiling him and worshipping him just because it's his birthday, he may learn to enjoy it. All your attention is on him and your priority is to make him happy, i feel like he's not gonna give that up or tell you no. I mean, how could he say no to his favorite doll wanting to treat him? You give him your absolute attention all day? You make plans just for him? You gift him things and arrange things specifically for him? You dress up to his liking just to see him get worked up? You just make a whole day literally dedicated to his exact existence and put him on a pedestal of importance that no one else has ever done? Dude will have the absolute ego trip of his life, no shame at all because bitch, it's his birthday. Will sit back with his hands behind his head like "aight shawty, do your thing." And he'd absolutely be smug about it too.

And, of course, I must mention the birthday sexy fun times. Birthday smash? Just because it's his birthday? Hot dog! Sign him the fuck up. He can't say no to coochie being thrown at his feet just because it's his birthday. Even better if you completely submit to his wants and needs simply because, once again, its his birthday. And that's just it. Give this man the best day ever and he might actually start to look forward to this one day of the year (not to mention its close to Christmas, so double celebration wahoo lucky bastard ngl)

So to sum up this paper. I think he'd never care for his birthday until you give him a reason to care for his birthday. Getting him a birthday tiara and his birthday spanks ready. Cheers mate 👍 🍻 (Let's show up outside his door dressed as a mariachi band)

YOOOO FUCK YEAH ACTUALLY

I bet his birthday was never celebrated growing up nor would he want to celebrate himself, but HOOOO the minute he gets some cutie crawling into his lap in a skimpy dress just because it’s his birthday???? oh dude it’ll only get better from there, not only just the rad sex but also someone remembers him? remembers his interests?? wants to buy things for him that he’ll like and treat him like he’s human???? oh my GOD it’s a game changer dude

I bet he fucks extra good that day too once it gets associated with something good for once, it’s a treat for him but holy shit are you getting the railing of your life amen amen 🙏 fantastic takes as always from you broski

anyways happy birf to this fucker I am gift wrapping myself and placing myself under the tree for him