you know what I miss? Let’s Watch. streamers just aren’t the same for me; I want to watch a prerecorded let’s play of a single-player game with a couple people making commentary in the moment. it’s so hard to find and AH did it so well. I miss it so much

👉🏻👈🏻 bestie I love hearing about the writer’s process, so fun facts and such are so welcome. give me info for my lil gremlin brain, please! I did enjoy the tidbit :) very much so, and I love that clip as well so it’s very cool that you got to use it for inspo.

LOL OMG 'Penetration Was Occurring’ SENT ME! I know some fic writers lately have been using ‘p in v’ but I think ‘Penetration Occurs’ has potential, for sure.

and ty for loving my music taste 🫶🏻 and enjoying all my recs. I’m so honoured ;w; hozier is so good and such an inspiration for so many of my fics. his ‘unreal unearth’ album destroyed me when it released, I love him and his songs so dearly 💔

pleeease fangirl over me, this degree has to be validated in some way I am in DEBT. lol jk but yeah, getting to talk lit was something I really loved about completing my degree, and I don’t really have any friends that enjoy it now. my coworkers all read a lot so I get to chat with them, but I decline to mention the copious amounts of smutty fanfic I consume lol but booo to that professor, I’m so sorry they ruined it for you 😔 I’m sure the same would’ve happened to me if my prof for my introductory course wasn’t cool. I would be soo happy if you read my fics, but also hella embarrassed 🙈

I def will reach out because I want friends so badly but idk what to say to people 🥹 but I love our essays 🫶🏻 also I’m SORRY!! IDK ANYTHING ABOUT EXO!! ;w; song recs are welcome, idk. I tend to gravitate to kpop groups with members around my age though (00 liner life) but idk, anything can happen!! I’m scarily open to indoctrination 

but thank you for being so sweet and loving my ramblings!! and I’m happy to keep supporting your works ^^ (your new theme is very cute btw, so aesthetically pleasing omgg) I adore you too, take care! kisses, mwah mwah uwu

-🪷 anonniiie

pls if your brain is a gremlin brain what does that make mine. perhaps that of a troll. an imp. a hobgoblin, even. we are in this together my baby lotus nonnie (also i SEE YOUR VISION. "Penetration Will Occur" will be making a comeback in the near future just you wait)

and YOU'RE honored that i enjoyed your music taste? have you seen your music taste? have you read back on your last ask and Processed what you did there? you literally carved my fic down to its very essence and transcribed the amorphous core into some of the most beautiful music i've ever heard. the honor is all mine, and i am NAWT arguing with you about this one, the fight is won, pack your bags.

and ABSOLUTELY YOU GOT IT, i am your biggest fan, you are so cool and your degree is so cool and never ever forget it. please come talk to me about literature whenever you want, i don't read as much as i used to but whenever i do i can ramble about it for as long as you'll let me lol. so just know you have another lit nerd in me. and i meant what i said about reading your fics! and i am very excited for it my star

by now you have reached out to me and i have continued to enjoy our conversations so incredibly much, so i would disagree with your self-evaluation that you never know what to say to people! i can feel your kindness and warmth through my screen and can confidently say you're my favorite type of person :') i also want to say once again how grateful i am that you trusted me with your identity. i love and appreciate you lots!!

thank you for the kind words as always, and for the support and for this ask and for liking my new theme!! absorbing and reflecting your kisses + thousands more in three...two...

Hey don't feel like you have to post something. I mean we love your stories and that's what hooked us here but you can make this page completely yours too and we'll be here for it (I mean I will and I am sure there are many others too who just suddenly think of you and search for the blog again). Idk you can post songs, or like share memes or pics you like or if you want to rant about your stubbed toe, effy teacher or what better Enchilada or quesadilla, Wonho or Shownu 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

thank you for the reassurance, love 😚 I'm so glad to hear that. I kind of want to come up with a tag for posts with personal stuff and general jackassery from my brain so those that don't feel like seeing it on their dash can block the tag, you know?

additionally, songs from producer amorphous? chefs kiss 😘👌pics i like? how 'bout this gem

stubbed toes are the work of the devil. i had so many effy teachers this past semester, including one that continually said that english is a useless major while teaching an english class?? enchiladas over quesadillas, naturally. and i'm not familiar with either of those people so i cant choose 😁 thank you for coming to my theodore chat.

I just want a moment where arthur is the one who says something so unbearably stupid that it legit stops alfred in his tracks for a second and makes him reconsider entirely a fact that he wants believed wholeheartedly to be true. Like, als thought process is okay arthur said that wait that doesn't match my inherit knowledge is my inherit knowledge wrong let me go back a little farther, until it circles back to wait is arthur wrong is that what happened all in the span of like 30 seconds and al just dead ass stares arthur down and arthur stares back just as confused

You know I actually think this probably happens a lot. Like... Arthur, being over 1000 years old, probably just has some dumb misconceptions about how things work (particularly as regards to any scientific discoveries), that he would consciously know are incorrect, but they’re still floating around in his brain from all the years that they were once accepted fact. 

If Alfred’s just having a chat with him, he might slip unconsciously, either because the particular accuracy of the discussion is not important or he’s relaxed or something, but in these moments, he’ll just say something that’s wholly untrue, like idk classifying personality issues with interpersonal relationships by the humors (and not in the 2020AD ironic way ;P) or referring to the Sun as a planet like astrologers of old, etc.

And like.... if Arthur is pretty far into that kind of headspace and Alfred tries to correct him with modern knowledge, he might actually argue with Alfred about it until he snaps back to the present day.

It’d be very interesting when the misconception pre-dates Alfred’s existence and Arthur would be like “Don’t be ridiculous, you were there!” or something and Alfred’s like “No, I actually wasn’t.” and then Arthur just stares at him confused and a little lost and Alfred stares back, mildly concerned and a little bereft as their literal age gap (560+ years) kind of sits in the middle, amorphous and wobbly.

my subconscious made me marry jefree star

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 I was standing in a mall in a grocery store, right next to the confections section, where you can always trust the lady behind the counter, a true master of her craft, to pack a piece of cheap fatty cake into a sheet of translucent plastic in a matter of seconds and hand it to your sugar-craving hands. Today however, I was not alone! Next to me stood a girl I know from class, who I’m going to call Sadie just in case she shows up again. IRL I don’t vibe with her but she keeps finding her way into my dreams anyway. 

The lady behind the counter looked at the two of us, squinting, and then challenged us to a food tasting test: she’d give us a piece of something, we’d have to name the ingredients, then we would go to the fish section of the store, get partnered up with some random person to cook the food itself. Sadie and I look at each other in confusion. “Oh fuck, but sure”. This is not the only time in this dream I consented to something weird. 

Anyway, the sweets lady gives Sadie a chunk of sponge cake and a mint-coloured macaron to me. I put it in my mouth. As you do. Still chewing, I say “Cloves, definitely cloves. Also uhh, butter, flour, probably honey? Condensed milk.” As you do? 

The lady’s jaw drops to the floor. She immediately goes “N-nobody’s ever been able to point out the cloves before, how did you know?” 

I take a whole bud out of my mouth like bitch what is this then. I did not, however, tell her that cloves taste like vomit to me. Apparently in this dreamland I got all of the ingredients correct too, so I head to the fish section feeling all proud of my wondrous flavour palette. 

I got partnered up with a lanky middle eastern guy and we got to work. At some point I had the most revolutionary idea of ideas “hey, let’s add sugar into sweets”. Genius. The guy gives me thumbs up and I go around looking for sugar. Little did I know, apparently I stumbled across an oasis of sugar nobody’s been able to find, since walking back with a pack in hands was near impossible. Everybody started clawing at me like a rabid dog, trying snatch the sugar from me. Never fear though, for my cooking comrade charges at me with a shopping cart, picks me up, puts me in the cart and we nyoom out of there. 

We stop in some lounge area on the second floor. How did we get there in a shopping card and, speaking of that, where was the shopping cart? Haven’t got a clue. 

I was looking out the giant window, admiring the lovely pines and casual tornadoes outside, when someone showed me the neat new forum thing someone made. A mixture of a bboard and a daily challenge site, like duolingo but orange and somehow more awful. I don’t remember what the challenges were, perhaps I was too tired from being a culinary genius. What I do remember though, was that the site had a surprisingly functioning chat. It wasn’t amazing, there were no proper notifications or anything, but it did the job. Like a bboard had a weird baby with duolingo AND interpals. Naturally, I start using that function. 

I think I zoned out or something, there’s a gap in my memory, but the next thing I know I’ve said yes (why) to Jeffree fucking Star proposing to me (why) and the guy’s here, sitting on the floor by the wall looking as miserable as ever. Subconscious, wdym?

Now, the interesting part is, my brain somehow managed to make Jeff more confusing than he normally is. In the dream Jeff was explicitly stated to be genderq, used almost exclusively she/her pronouns, was simultaneously doing drag and presenting as they normally do. They were wearing a ghastly pink-lilac amorphous dress thing and their hair wasn’t the iconic bob, it was a choppy, spiky, star-shaped thing. Star, haha, get it. Not that I minded their appearance, it was pretty neat, but like...why Jeff of all people and how the fuck did I say yes. WHY WERE THEY ON THE APP TOO. I feel like this was actually an arranged marriage between a 34y.o. And a 17y.o. Back in the medieval times or some shit, 

So I walk up my fiance Jeffy Jeff and they immediately jump to being all giddy and excited about the wedding. Apparently it was already scheduled to happen on May 24th. Jeff being Jeff, they want to start coordinating the clothing asap. “Cool” I think and the same second we are transported to this giant runway. Jeff is now on about a meter tall stilts, clad in a flowy dress of sunshine golds and yellows, with pineapple-shaped glasses and back to their white bob. Above him there is a counter, a counter of how much money we’re gonna lose of clothing. Gotta love wedding tax amirite? Anyhow, my lovely partnerTM gracefully gestures towards the runway and out comes my classmate Leia, who always shows up in clothing dreams. Neat. She’s on stilts too and is trying to manage walking with reaaaaly fancy frilly pants. She was complaining about them the whole way, but Jeff was amazed anyway. 

What I got from her monologue was that Jeff wanted to see what the guests would wear first and that everyone was bringing their own clothes. I immediately got nervous because I didn’t have anything that would match the level of pizzaz on display here, I didn’t want to be out in one of Jeff’s dresses either because 1) I’m smol 2) no dresses for me, no thank you. I was more anxious about the latter, because I realised I wasn’t out to Jeffy Jeff yet, I was scared they’d reject me or something but at the same time I was hoping they would because about them I started realising “wait I don’t even know them WAIT”. I was losing my shit while my fiance was yelling “THAT’S SPECTACULAR DARLING” in the background. Remember the money counter? Yeah, it showed that actually Jeff was gaining money from all of that.

At some point the fashion show ended and I brought up the courage to go and tell Jeff about my feelings. I go upstairs and they’re on a bed, aggressively making out with some random guy in a buzzcut. Frankly I didn’t care, they can do what they want, instead I went to the window and listened to the birds spilling tea about people I didn’t know. As you do. I walked to the room on the other side of a hallway, which was apparently my sibling’s room, and I found Jeff there, still in their gold dress, just chilling on the floor by the heater. They were petting a rabbit too.

I kneeled beside them, but instead of anything coherent “would she fancy an androgenie” leaves my mouth. Without a shred of doubt they replied with “oh so you don’t know the coda to pilot yet,” and I said “my words exactly luv.” Needless to say, the wedding wasn’t canceled. 

So I went back downstairs and started ranting about it to this random girl with red hair. Mostly about how I don’t even know the person. She looked me dead in the eye and said “you did talk to Skye for years tho.” And I immediately went “shit ur right I do know them,,,,, but  idk if I want to marry yet yknow.” She suggested I at least try to maybe postpone it a month or two and then I remembered that I hadn’t yet told my family about my engagement. 

And then I woke up on a cliffhanger. 

tagged by @potcpoi! *amorphous blob wave*

A - Age: 22, apparently B - Biggest fear: lots of things but also failure C - Current time: 3:39 pm D - Drink you had last: honey lemon E - Every day starts with: ?? whats a day honestly who started this, r00d F - Favorite song: changes too often, currently have various voez songs stuck in my head G - Ghosts, are they real: don’t believe in them, but it’s not exactly falsifiable either way so it’s up to whether you make your beliefs pay rent H - Hometown: an oft-confused piece of land (or part thereof) in southeast asia I - In love with: my own salty jokes coffee and sleep J - Jealous of: cats who are slep K - Killed someone: wouldn’t you like to know, hmm? L - Last time you cried: genuinely no idea, i do the occasional tearing up okay but that’s about it  M - Middle name: only when people enter my name wrongly, you mean N - Number of siblings: one (1)  O - One wish: to experience some proper snow?? idk is the infinite wishes hack still an option P - Person you last called/texted: probably my sister (or discord chat if we’re counting that) Q - Question you’re always asked: are mornings deleted yet R - Reason to smile: cat videos??  S - Song last sang: either hirari, hirari or hanakagari T - Time you woke up: today? 9ish but not willingly rest assured U - Underwear color: ?????????? why V - Vacation destination: japan, who’s coming with me let’s goooo W - Worst habit: tendency to ignore and/or avoid people 99.99% of the time like n o p e X - Xrays you’ve had: routine chest xrays only iirc Y - Your favorite food: is coffee included bc yes Z - Zodiac sign: which one?? taurus i assume

tagging whoever wants to do this!