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Totsū: Now listen here Jackson. Now that you are back I must adress the ground rules since I forgot to mention them.

Jackson, baby sized: I hate rules.

Daizo: Well I mean your still growing back from when you died last. You don't really have a choice "Kid" haha!

Jackson: You better watch where your steppin I'll bite your ankles off!

Sanbi: With what teeth?

Jackson: Shit!

Totsū: You are not to kill these people. Hokori or Tsubaki.

Jackson: Ok yes I apologise for the Hokori part I didn't know I won't let that happen again I apologise for nearly killing your brother Henshi.

Henshi: If we were on opposite sides you'd be dead already. But as long as you dont try it again.

Jackson: Fine. All's cool...BUT WHY CAN'T I KILL THE BONE CHICK!?

Daizo: Cause she's Sanbi's girlfriend.

Sanbi: She's not my girlfriend.

Jackson: ... ... ...Are we even villains? Are you sure we aren't secretly heroes in disguise cause I feel we're cutting corners here.

Totsū: You will follow these rules. Otherwise I will destroy what keeps you alive.

Jackson: Fine fine!

Daizo: Hey you wanna piggyback baby pumpkin? XD

Jackson: This makes me so sad T-T

Daizo: HAHAHA!

Suddenly a girl walked past and pushed Daizo out of the way shoving him into a wall.

???: Move it bozo! I don't have time to deal with ya useless defects!

Daizo: DEFECT!?

???: What you got stupidity stuck in ya ears!?

Daizo: No!

Sanbi & Henshi, whisper: Yes.

Daizo: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? PUSHING ME OUT THE WAY!? IF YOU WANNA GO I'LL THRASH YOU!

Totsū: Alright guys we're headed back to HQ we're gonna have to think of a way to bail Daizo outta jail for when he murders this woman.

Sanbi: As always.

Jackson: Can't we watch?

Henshi, teasing: No baby jack we've gotta get you back home for nap time.

Jackson: ...(Cries silently inside)

The other 4 left Daizo to fight.

Okashi: I'm Okashi Kamijiru! And I recommend stepping off meathead otherwise I'm gonna have to go to Toon Town on your steroid having ass!

Daizo: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY NATURAL MUSCLES!!! (Lunges at her)

Okashi: Wait those are real? Huh...Oh that reminds me! (Takes out a small stick with a button on it) Hold this would ya? (Presses the button then throws her Chaotic Cat Crusher on him pinning Daizo to the ground)

Daizo: HUH!? What the!? Why is this thing so heavy!?

Okashi: What's the matter huh? Can't handle 12 tons?

Daizo: Only 12!? Why can't I move this!? I lifted way heavier!

Okashi: I guess some things are better left unspoken of. That and I put a 70 ton feather in it.

Daizo: That's not even scientifically possible!

Okashi: When you're as smart as me anything is possible! (Raises her foot above Daizo's face) THAT'S ALL FOLKS! (Knocks him out)

Daizo was later placed in a jail cell completely battered and bruised from Okashi.

__________

Aizawa: Alright class. The issue with the villains has been sorted lucky for us we had the Recovery Girl & Honoka to aid anyone who was severely injured plus there was no mass destruction. So the media know nothing. Neither do your families.

Kirishima: But wait what about the dude that punched the black hole into existence?

Aizawa: ... ... ...What?

Ururaka: Yeah! There was this kid who at first glance seemed super laid back & bored. But then he suddenly raged & did...That! It was so cool!

Aizawa: Oh. You mean class 1-S Student Omega right?

Ururaka: I think so he was wearing a mask with the exact same symbol on it.

Aizawa: Yeah he's pretty lazy. His only trigger is if someone hurts one of his friends...Now I'm sure you noticed but even though he's in a lower class than you. He can very well kill everyone in this room.

Midoriya: Wait kill!?

Aizawa: Relax it was a joke. He'd only kill if there's no other option example the Jackson guy you all yammer about. Anyway have a good week off while we improve the schools defences.

-All students were dismissed from their classes-

Kaminari: This school gets treated as a military base every passing day it's insane.

Jirou: Better than nearly getting killed again.

Omega: YESSSSSSSSSSS!

Hokori: Why are you so happy?

Omega: I GET A WEEK OF NON STOP SLEEP!

Honoka: Why does your Mom let you do that?

Omega: Cause she loves me. What your "Dad" doesn't love you?

Honoka: What's with the air quotations?

Hokori: Well...You were created not born. So in actuality he's not your Dad.

Honoka: Ok maybe that's true. But he does love me he always goes out of his way to help me out. He never talks about what happened in the past though he only talks of the present & future he sees beyond the past.

Omega: That was beautiful poetry!

Iida: OMEGA!

Omega: Oh shit. It's ironsides. What've you come to nag me about?

Iida: I was just going to congratulate you in person on your efforts to keep us all safe. Your progress was appreciated. You deserve that 1 week of sleep.

Omega: See. Stern space rocket approves of my ideas for the week off.

Midoriya: Hey Iida are you coming? We're about to head out.

Iida: I'll be right behind you!

Hokori: Where are you going?

Iida: Oh Class 1A & 1B were about to go purchasing some items for our own delight.

Hokori: Ooh! Can we come?

Iida: I don't see why not? The more the merrier!

Hokori: YES LET'S GO!

Honoka: Ok.

Omega: What? Guys! No! MY SLEEP!

Hokori: You'll survive one day.

-Above on top the shopping centre-

Okashi: What an odd cast of characters. Perhaps they'll know the girl they made from me! In fact Triple C tell me my clones name.

C.C.C.: Test Subject 8037 Honoka Kamijiru, Student at U.A. Would that be all miss?

Okashi: Kamijiru? KAMIJIRU!? THAT'S MY LAST NAME! THAT MAD DOCTOR'S GONNA PAY FOR REPLACING ME!!... ... ...Hey I know that boy! It's Deku. The hero that helped to try & take down that Overhaul dude. There's no doubt he'll help me find my little runt of a sister. Even if I was trapped under a rock it's a good thing they made the TV's invincible so I can keep up with thie changes in the world... ...Hang on? There are more of them? Ohhh they're that ridiculous class of overpowered students. Oh this'll be fun. Let's get this show on the road.

Monoma: Kendo why did you drag me out here with these 1A wannabes?

Tetstutetsu: Says the one in who's also in class 1B.

Kendo: Because we were given an offer & decided to come.

Monoma: This is gonna suck but feel free to drag me all day.

Omega: Jeez stop whining would ya kid? I don't wanna be here either. I could be sleeping.

Shinsou: Heh what's sleep never heard of it.

Omega: Me and you are on opposite sides of the spectrum.

Honoka: Hmm... ...

Ururaka: What's wrong Honoka aren't you having fun?

Honoka: I've just been having little senses. I fear that danger lurks by.

Ururaka: I'm sure you're only exaggerating-

Okashi from above: HEY!?

All the U.A. students stare upwards toward the one making the noise.

Okashi: Are you all U.A. students!?

Midoriya: Erm... ...Y-Yeah.

Okashi: Hehehe. Perfect.

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