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Being Frank Castle’s surrogate daughter would include:

A/N: AU where Amy never left and Billy's a good guy because I do what I want! Everybody’s happy, dammit!

You and Amy get along very well

Frank half expected the two of you to constantly be at each other's throats, but no

Instant best friends

Amy asks him to teach both of you how to fight, and he straight up teaches you both Krav Maga

You pick it up a lot faster than Amy does, so you play-fight a lot when Frank's not home

Call it practice

At one point, the two of you manage to spring up on him and take him down when he comes home

At least, that's what you and Amy think happened

In reality, Frank was way too tired to deal with the two of you, so he just let it happen

You got a lecture later

Frank's a little rough sometimes

But you both understand that all he wants is for the two of you to be safe

He'd never forgive himself if anything happened to you two

Moving right on, Frank kinda sucks at cooking

Okay, really sucks at it

Though he occasionally enjoys barbecuing outside in the summer

Anyway, it falls on you and Amy to cook most of the time

Frank buys the ingredients, you and Amy cook

Your go-to meals?

Dinosaur nuggets and smiley french fries

The first time you made them, Frank had just gotten home from getting his ass handed to him

Er, sorry, I meant kicking ass

No, I didn't

So you and Amy tossed everything in the deep-fryer and sat on the couch

"What the hell is this?"

"Dinosaur chicken nuggets? What, did you get hit in the head?"

Frank throws a pillow at your head but settles down with his food and his beer bottle to watch Frozen 2 with the two of you

Movie nights are very common between the three of you

Well, five when Curtis and Billy join the party

Frank hosts horror nights, you and Amy host animated, Billy hosts gore nights and Curtis…

Curtis just plays whatever he feels like watching on that day

Whether it be The Incredibles or the entirety of the Saw saga

Speaking of Curtis, he takes you and Amy out all the time

Breakfast at the diner on Tuesdays, the movies on Fridays

Sometimes he'll just stop by the apartment and drag the two of you out of bed to go to those free concerts at the park

Hell, he'll drag Frank out too

Last time it was some band playing country music

You all ended up inhaling as many hot dogs as you possibly could

Frank got you and Amy slushies, too

It was the best day

Now, Billy

He seriously spoils you and Amy

Takes you to the amusement park whenever you two want to go

Even if it means he has to miss a meeting

Besides, meetings are sooo boring

Billy actually takes you and Amy wherever you want to go

Most of the time he does it just to spite Frank

Because with FRANK

“Hey, Frank! Can we go-” “No.”

But with BILLY

“Hey, Uncle Billy! Can we go-” “What did your dad say?” “...He said no.” “Alright. Where are we going?”

He can't say no

Well, he can

He just doesn't want to

No, but seriously, Billy is the best uncle

He gives pretty good advice whenever he can

And scares off the boys at your door

He can be real scary when he wants to be

Never to you and Amy unless y’all screw up

But most of the time with Billy, he’ll just squeeze you and smother you in kisses

He’s so embarrassing

God bless

Dinah and Karen are like your cool aunts

Well, Karen's mostly the cool aunt

Dinah… She tries, but she's protective by nature so

It's hard

They take you shopping a lot

And their fitting-room feedback? Fantastic

They help you find Frank a gift for Father's Day

You and Amy decide on a mug with a dill-shaped handle that says you're kinda a big dill"

Because it's fucking hilarious

Frank pretends to hate it at first but refuses to use another mug after that

He’ll even take it with him on his stake-outs

It’s kinda funny

Frank doesn't want you around when he's working

Even though he knows you're both adults and can take care of your own damn selves

He doesn't like dragging you into his messes

Plus, you and Amy already have a talent for getting in trouble

You’ve both gotten like, super good at sneaking out

Most of the time you sneak out because you want to go to 7-Eleven to get slurpees and an insane amount of candy

When you come back, Frank’s waiting at the door with his arms crossed

Because it’s 3 fucking am and the two of you weren’t home

HOWEVER, you can easily shut him up if you bring him a slurpee

Well, he’ll still be grumpy but significantly less so

All in all, your little family is far from perfect, yeah

But you wouldn’t change it for the world

Neither would Amy or Frank

Well, at least not until Frank finds out about the goldfish in the bathtub

But you’ll worry about that later!

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