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#i’m in agony are you kidding me she’s so cute
monkeydlesbian · 1 year
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plagued with thoughts of nico robin as a little spoon
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diorsluv · 1 month
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casual , part 9
“ i have anger issues ”
series m. list previous chapter
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yourusername hughes-a-palooza ⁉️
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username58 WE NEED WEEKLY HUGHES A PALOOZA POSTS
→ yourusername idk about weekly bae..
→ username47 at least monthly please 😭😭 yourusername
colecaufield quinn?!?!?!
→ _quinnhughes oh god
→ yourusername LMFAOOO
→ trevorzegras more blackmail 😈
_quinnhughes mom didn’t let you and luke sit together on planes for a reason
→ yourusername i accidentally spill coffee on him once and then all of a sudden i’m banned from sitting next to him 😔
→ lhughes_06 it was not an accident.
→ yourusername YES IT WAS??
→ jackhughes rosie i watched you PICK THE CUP UP and pour it on his lap
→ yourusername I LIE ABOUT A TON OF SHIT BUT I NEVER DID THAT????
→ _quinnhughes wtf no she just separated you because you were annoying as hell
→ lhughes_06 oh
→ yourusername erm…
username32 STOP the toy story costumes are too adorable
username77 BABY QUINN
username91 omg i need to see all the baby photo albums right now
adamfantilli so when were you gonna tell me you’ve been cosplaying since you were 3
→ yourusername it’s called dressing up for halloween 😐😐
→ adamfantilli which is technically cosplaying
→ luca.fantilli bro why are you so obsessed with cosplaying
→ rutgermcgroarty do you have something you wanna tell us adam???
→ adamfantilli 🤐
→ g.brindley4 is that why i found a red and white wig in your closet the other day??
→ yourusername MY HERO COSPLAY?? 😭
→ markestapa todoroki cosplay is insane
vivianliu ADORABLE ADORABLEEE
→ yourusername 🫶
edwards.73 the costumes r cute
→ yourusername you seem super thrilled!!!!
→ edwards.73 cuz they’re cute but you’re cuter
→ yourusername oh 😨
→ markestapa this is quite public if i do say so myself
→ lhughes_06 🤢🤢
→ mackie.samo i actually threw up reading this
→ edwards.73 mackie you’re quite literally sick right now
username85 i want my kids to be like this
username13 jim n ellen got us with the good pics ‼️
_alexturcotte did you and jack always match costumes??
→ yourusername our mom switched it every year but jack was the best costume twin 😔😔
→ _quinnhughes okay our lorax and onceler costume was good though
→ yourusername …….no!
→ colecaufield who was the lorax???
→ yourusername take a wild guess 😑
→ _quinnhughes you lost rock paper scissors fair and square yourusername
username68 BABY HUGHES PICS ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
dylanduke25 i like how you and quinn NEVER have pics together
→ yourusername i have yet to find a picture of only us in an old photo
username49 WOODY AND JESSIE AHHH
rutgermcgroarty when will you post the pics of us 😔
→ yourusername rut sweetie they’re my BROTHERS i have to post them occasionally
→ yourusername and also i just posted us???
→ rutgermcgroarty you have an entire album of us.
→ yourusername i have one for vivi too and i barely post me and her 😰😰
→ rutgermcgroarty SIX. HUNDRED. PHOTOS.
→ mackie.samo 600????
→ rutgermcgroarty 694 to be exact 😒
→ markestapa SO BASICALLY 700?!?!?!?!
→ colecaufield what happened to the other boyfriend
→ dylanduke25 yk rosie if i didn’t know who your not-boyfriend is, i would think it was rut
→ rutgermcgroarty ..duker that’s not a good thing
→ dylanduke25 i know
username62 i will be dressing my children up in toy story costumes thank you.
markestapa i’ve never heard him scream in agony so loudly before
→ yourusername wait what??? what happened to him
→ markestapa you and your little “best friend”
→ yourusername WE’RE JUST BEST FRIENDS THO
→ rutgermcgroarty yeah that’s all there is
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yourusername went on a cooking rampage tn 🫢
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edwards.73 that food looks pretty good im not gonna lie
→ yourusername yeah this random guy made it for me
→ edwards.73 random???
→ yourusername mhm it was so weird.. he had the key to my apartment and everything
→ edwards.73 man i think that’s pretty unsafe rosie
→ yourusername it’s okay tho i thought he was cute so i let him stay ☺️
→ edwards.73 oh 😳
luca.fantilli LET HER COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
→ yourusername aaaaaand you’re blocked
→ markestapa LET HER COOK 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
→ rutgermcgroarty LET HER COOK 😝😝😝😝😝😝
→ dylanduke25 LET HER COOK 😈😈😈😈😈😈
→ mackie.samo LET HER COOK 😼😼😼😼😼😼
→ yourusername you’re all HORRIBLE
→ luca.fantilli 😘
→ markestapa 😘😘
→ rutgermcgroarty 😘😘😘
→ dylanduke25 😘😘😘😘
→ mackie.samo 😘😘😘😘😘
trevorzegras goddamn big back lemme have some
→ yourusername ⁉️⁉️⁉️
→ jackhughes u just got clipped bro
→ _quinnhughes 📸
username75 is that… HIM??
username90 bae stop actin like you don’t know we know it’s ethan
username23 AWW cooking date so cute
_alexturcotte oh are those brownies for me 😁
→ yourusername you n trev r always trying to steal my food bro 😒😒
→ _alexturcotte what can i say ur a good cook
→ yourusername U CALLED MY PASTA SHIT
username6 stop the plating is so gourmet
colecaufield you and luke’s gf are like the same person
→ yourusername LUKE??? GF???? WHENNNNN?????? lhughes_06
→ lhughes_06 thanks a lot cole
→ yourusername EXPLAIN
→ jackhughes you know her veeeeeery well
→ yourusername VIVIAN?!?!?!
→ vivianliu oh god no 😭😭
username44 cole’s stirring up the family drama
username19 damnn those cookies r looking good girl
→ yourusername i tried to perfect my recipe 😈
rutgermcgroarty name drop the guy rn
→ yourusername dude ur acting like ur the one in the pics 🙄🙄
→ rutgermcgroarty who said i wasnt
→ yourusername i did.
→ lhughes_06 is this supposed to be a tactic to confuse everyone
→ rutgermcgroarty we’ll never know 🤫
mackie.samo when was the last time you willingly ate pizza
→ yourusername tonight 😐
→ mackie.samo because he made you do it……… right??
→ yourusername NO he just wanted to do it so i did
adamfantilli wtf rosie i just looked at the boys gc and hes literally obsessed with you
→ yourusername um 😃
→ adamfantilli NOT LIKE THAT
→ adamfantilli but he’s just being a big pussy rn
→ yourusername that’s what they’re all saying 🙄🙄
→ edwards.73 DUDE you gotta stop leaking the gc convos
→ luca.fantilli fr it’s unacceptable
→ yourusername stfu luca u sent me screenshots like two days ago
→ rutgermcgroarty TRAITOR luca.fantilli
→ yourusername and u just gave me ur phone to scroll through rutgermcgroarty
→ mackie.samo as the spokesperson i’d like to say we’re kicking u all out
→ adamfantilli NO PLEASE
→ rutgermcgroarty WE’LL DO ANYTHING
→ luca.fantilli WAIT PLEASE FORGIVE US
_quinnhughes so as your older brother it’s my job to steal your food
→ yourusername 🫤
→ _quinnhughes and we’re playing the wings tomorrow so i will be stopping by and stealing half the stuff in your fridge
→ yourusername thanks for the warning asshole
→ _quinnhughes any time u little shit
→ jackhughes hey that was my nickname for her 😞
→ lhughes_06 i thought i was the little shit????
→ vivianliu how did you guys manage to go from posting each other to arguing over who was the little shit 😭😭
username7 forearms 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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username30 get urself a man who will have cooking dates with u 🙌
lhughes_06 u make enough food to feed the entire family
→ yourusername mom taught me well 🤗
→ lhughes_06 but u literally never fed me when we lived together??
→ yourusername yes. i. did.
→ jackhughes lukey says u “NEVERRRR” fed him
→ yourusername HOW DO U THINK HE GOT SO FUCKING TALL
→ _quinnhughes mom and dads genes
→ yourusername bc i’ve been feeding him HALF of my food every time he walked into the damn room
→ yourusername SINCE WE WERE 14
→ jackhughes ur not wrong
→ yourusername no shit
username13 girlll im tryna cook like u
username9 cutiessss 💕
username27 babe ima need u to hard launch alreadyyy
vivianliu rosie.
→ yourusername vivi.
→ vivianliu i know you cook and bake when you’re stressed or anxious
→ yourusername whatttt no
→ vivianliu is it about him 🤨
→ yourusername no!
→ vivianliu mmmmmkay
notes ) she’s a bit of a short one BUT HERES TO THE STARS’ SATURDAY NIGHT WIN AND THE WIN FROM TN ‼️ the stress was fucking insane and my heart was BEATING but we did it 🙏 a celebratory chapter if you will
tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust @alwaysclassyeagle @love4ldr @inhoodmood @bunting58 @crazycat-ladys-blog @smoooore @bunbunbl0gs @lilasianmeat
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yueebby · 4 months
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i can’t find the tiktok because it was a while ago butttt
it was a tiktok where the mom was mad at her husband and she sent her kid to her husband to open a jar for her without having to talk to him
BUT IMAGINE THAT WITH GOJO
(bare w me here pls)
AHAHAA THATS SO CUTE ANON!!
now i’m hopelessly daydreaming about husband!gojo who hates you avoiding him (every passing second is pure agony), so he decides to tighten every container inside of the house so you’ll be forced to ask your beloved for help.
so imagine his shock when he sees you asking MEGUMI for help.
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toh-tagteam-au · 1 year
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Tag Team AU Synopsis – Intermission: Yesterday's Lie
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Previous Part [Agony of a Witch + Young Blood, Old Souls]
Next Part [Separate Tides]
HOOOOOO alright. Welcome to Yesterday’s Lie, 10 episodes early. I’m a little nervous about this one, for reasons that might be obvious. Just bear with me.
We open on a storming lake in a Boiling Isles forest, when suddenly a 7 year old Luz pops out of the water, gasping. She crawls onto shore and looks around at this seemingly normal forest – except the leaves are red and the rain hurts.She runs under a tree and huddles there. 
Timelapse as the storm ends, Luz is asleep under the tree, looking slightly more ragged and holding a stick. She wakes up from some rustling coming from some bushes and she hefts her stick, saying she’s not afraid to use it. 
A coven scout comes out of the bushes with his hands up, saying he’s not going to hurt her, and he takes off his mask revealing Hunter. They look at each other for a moment in silence.
We cut to the abandoned shack in the human realm. Luz emerges from the portal into the human realm, dressed in her Golden Guard outfit. It’s dusk. She walks through the trees, eventually coming across a street, and she finds herself in front of her house. 
She takes a deep breath, and knocks on the door.
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(stuff in brackets was meant to be in spanish)
Camila lets her into the house. Luz looks around, seeing Hexus Holdem cards on the counter. Eventually they get to the sitting room and they’re on the couch. Camila asks what happened when Luz disappeared, and she says that she remembers wandering off and falling into water before she came to the Demon Realm. Camila explains that she never accepted her disappearance, and when Eda came by they managed to help each other. 
Luz asks what Eda needed help with in return for looking for Luz, when Vee walks in. 
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(Side note: Vee is in her Thanks To Them appearance, not her Luz appearance).
Camila explains that Eda asked her to take in Vee in return for looking for Luz, since it was too dangerous for her to be in the Boiling Isles with the Emperor looking for her. She introduces the two, Vee understandably concerned since Luz is wearing a Coven uniform. There’s some… very intense things unsaid as Luz looks at Camila’s newer daughter.
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At some point Luz is in the bathroom, looking at her eyebags. Vee comes in and Luz apologizes to her for freaking out before. Vee says it’s okay, and asks where she stands with the EC now. Luz explains she’s not sure, given her brother was planning to defect and she had no idea. 
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They sleep in the bunkbed, Luz on the top. She takes the portal key out and looks at it for a second, before going to sleep.
Breakfast in the morning! Luz is LIVING. She can eat things!!! Vee says she wants to show Luz around, acclimate her to the Human Realm a bit. LUZ GETS HER CANON OUTFIT (it reveals more scars than her golden guard uniform does). There’s some cute-if-awkward dialogue between Luz and Camila. And then.
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So then Luz and Vee go out. Vee points out different stuff through town, acting as her guide. Eventually, they run into Masha and the other camp kids from canon. Vee mingles for a bit before introducing Luz, who looks incredibly uncomfortable. 
They all talk for a bit, Luz kind of being on the edge of conversation, when one of the others asks about her scars. Luz, relieved to be involved in a conversation, starts explaining where some of them come from. It gets… awkward when she mentions how her Uncle was responsible for most of them, and the rest were almost fatal. Everyone is quiet and awkward, and Vee takes Luz aside to explain that humans don’t really like it when you dump your trauma the first time you meet them.
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They return back to the group, and Luz is a lot quieter. At some point, she sees the Whittebane statues in the square. Masha notices her interest, and gives her a general overview of the Brothers Whittebane story. Luz expresses surprise that she wasn’t the only human to go to the Boiling Isles, and then realizes she said too much. Masha just winks, implying that they already know the gist – they’re dating Vee, after all. 
There’s a slow zoom in on a camera blinking on a tree before we cut to night again. Everyone eats dinner. Camila asks what they got up to, and Vee says they met up with some of her friends. She also mentions Luz got along with Masha really well, despite some awkwardness at first, and Luz agrees. Luz asks how many other people know about the demon realm or that Vee is a demon, and the table gets quiet.
Apparently, Vee didn’t tell Camila that Masha knew. It gets awkward as Vee and Camila have a tense back and forth about keeping safe and staying under the radar, and Vee goes to her room upset. 
Camila apologizes for that, and explains that they’ve been trying to keep a low profile since being a demon is pretty dangerous in the human realm. There’s also some subtext about Camila being slightly traumatized about losing both Vee and Luz. 
The night passes, tense. Luz looks at the key again before going to sleep.
In the morning, Vee apologizes to Luz about how she acted. There’s a throwaway line about how she shouldn’t blame Luz for not knowing how stuff works here, which affects Luz a bit more than it should. Luz says she’s going to explore Gravesfield on her own, and assures Vee that she’ll be okay – she just wants some time alone. 
So she goes out, having mixed feelings on the Vee situation. She passes by the statues again, and at some point she makes it to the Historical Society building where she meets Jacob.
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She heads around, coming to the display areas and recognizing the Golden Guard sigil. She questions why the sigil is here, when she decides to check the back room. 
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Then she sees the screen with the camera footage, focusing on the Noceda house. She’s unnerved, and she looks at a covered pinboard.
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Jacob calls Luz a demon, assuming “the changeling” (Vee) has started to gather reinforcements to attack earth.
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Cut to Vee, who is hanging out with Masha. She’s talking about how she feels bad for Luz, since she was in her position when she first came to the human realm, and how Vee isn’t really making a great first impression. At some point, the other two friends run up, panicked, and say that they saw Luz going into the Historical Society building. 
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Cut to Vee kicking down the doors of the building with her bat, and then running into the back room.
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(Luz is supposed to look legitimately intimidating here, eyebags and dead expression. She’s tired.)
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They get out of there.
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And they go home.
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Cut to that night. Luz is in the bunkbed, eyes open. She checks to see if Vee is asleep, and jumps down to the ground silently. She starts packing her things, and takes out the portal key.
Vee interrupts, having been awake and watching, and asks what Luz is doing.
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(For reference, Luz is on the Boiling Isles side with the training wand. Vee is on the human realm side with the portal key.)
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Luz slams the door closed with Vee holding the key, and uses the training wand to send a fireball directly at the door, destroying it. 
After staring at it for a few moments, she gathers the remaining pieces of the portal and runs off. 
Cut to the Emperor’s Castle, in the throne room. Kiki is speaking to Belos about how he should probably appoint a new head of the Emperor’s Coven, since both Golden Guards are unaccounted for. Before he can respond to that, Luz runs in (in her human realm outfit, cat-hood up) and kneels. 
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Zoom out to where Kiki is standing, looking PISSED.
Previous Part [Agony of a Witch + Young Blood, Old Souls]
Next Part [Separate Tides]
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servantofthefates · 1 year
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Taurus, you will finally get the gold. But first, you might fucking get hurt.
With Jupiter, the Lord of Abundance, entering your sign, everyone’s telling you that victory and glory will fall upon you overnight.
Modern astrologers. They tend to oversimplify.
I’m not here to scare you. I’m a Taurus Rising too.
But reality is always better than rose-colored glasses that could break into pieces, with the shards hurling straight into your eyeballs.
Yes, Jupiter is the most expansive cosmic entity, endowing positivity and prosperity upon the homes he visits.
But he is also the god of storms, lightning and thunder. Not of lollipops, kittens and milkshakes. You know what they say. The rainbow comes after the rain.
Jupiter is just about to leave Aries, having already left his impact in their lives. Let me tell you what some Arians I know went through, so you can get a better clue.
Someone’s father got killed in a car accident. A death so abrupt, so violent. This Arian’s soul was crushed. Only to find out a few days later that while his dad loved him deeply, that man hated the rest of the family. He secretly abused his wife and daughters for decades. Suddenly, his father’s passing becomes his greatest blessing. Now, his mom and sisters are saved from evil.
Another Arian was fired. Effective immediately. Shamefully escorted out by security. But after having wailed for a few nights… she realized she’s free. The thing is, she despised that goddamn job. Her dream has always been to open a salon. But because her shiny salary gave her financial stability, she put her passion to sleep for too long. Now, it’s awake again. Now she’s alive again.
Lastly, this Aries Ascendant learned that the love of his life — a former flame — is getting married. He was the epitome of agony. Till a few months later, when he found out that the newlyweds could not have kids because his ex is infertile. Dodged a bullet. Because even more than her, what he wishes for in life are cute little babies with blue eyes like his. And as things happen in stuff like Netflix films, he soon after bumped into someone whom he thinks is the one.
So hope for the best, but prepare for the worst... knowing that the worst will turn back into the best after it’s had a bit of rest.
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17mujipens · 11 months
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the dragon prince season 5 live thoughts:
the way Rayla constantly has the weight of the world and her parents and her personal relationship and then the world again on her shoulders is insane
Terry is bf goals, he really saw his girl having a meltdown and was like here are some nice textures. autism wins again
Callum really was like ‘my girl can commit any crime she wants :)’
that little bug elf person is so scary for no reason
loooove the dragon designs. like every time we see a dragon i’m fascinated
im so glad that in-universe people understand that Ezran is just a kid. like its heartbreaking but i’m glad it is discussed
side note but Corvus and Soren are def fucking and Corvus is not proud of it
i love how everyone is experiencing trauma and Rayla and Callum are in some second chance romance fluffy story
THEYRE SO CUTEEEE
VIREN mindscape
that scene between King Harrow and Viren genuinely has me hyperventilating
oh Harrow is that bird for sure for sure
oh to have a partner as dedicated to your success as Terry….
baby Soren is such a sweetie!!!!! im gonna cry
oh even more beautiful dragons
i totally forgot that Aarovos whispered something to the previous queen and now that intrigue is back
i feel like i gotta stop saying something every time Terry does/says something incredibly sweet because we’ll be here for so long
they keep reiterating how important family is to Viren and i mean it’s not a necessarily new characteristic but it’s more intense now. like the way morality doesn’t exist when it concerns them. before it was all for power and now its all for them and it doesn’t matter that Soren is on the ‘enemy’ side so it has me thinking that something is going to happen to one of his children that will. result in either Viren’s self sacrifice or his betrayal of Aarovos
Amaya and Janai are so so real
OMG baby Claudia!
Callum and Rayla’s frustration over being forbidden from going to Lux Area is hilarious, especially how Callum gave a freaking illustration shdjjdbdb
Aunt Amaya is a real one
oh i just knooow Karim’s storyline is going to be so so messy
also this made me think. like what the fuck do you even do after you get banished. like where do you go
Claudia and Viren sinking and saving each other is mirrored is just muah delicious
Soren running away terrified Viren but Claudia turning out just like him is scaring him even more
Claudia is my wet cat pathetic but also op character
some eye of sauron shit in Lux Aurea
the nerd elf is so cute and way too innocent for all this bullshit
Aunt Amaya is a real one pt. 2
omg. didn’t i say Karim’s story is going to be insane
i feel like Amaya’s monologue about love is going to be so heartbreaking in a few episodes
i’m usually a throwback montage hater but this one is so cute and sweet and it really highlights just how much they’ve grown and how far these two have come
Stella is a little kleptomaniac. sweetie.
Karim is constantly misunderstanding things because of his own biases. like how he thought the Janai wouldn’t fight because he came to the conclusion that the throne doesn’t matter to her because she didn’t lead like he wanted her to. and now he thinks that what Sol Regem needs is sight when what he actually needs is hope
the ‘i would do anything for you’ is sounding scary in the context of we just heard that that’s what started Viren’s descend into darkness
the library fight sequence is great, always fun to see their different fighting styles and how the cooperate
but it also gave me so much anxiety because Amaya is exactly the character that’s important and beloved enough that the writers might decide to make her infected so we all suffer
Dragon Queen to the rescue!!! oh how powerful dragons are…
why are u always leaving Bait behind :( he’s just a baby :(
NO I SPOKE TOO SOON!!! AMAYAAA
AND CORVUS TOO??????? agony and pain in Xadia
oh and i totally forgot about the Queen herself!!!!
oh Viren’s brain is doing a full reset
EZRAN YOU SWEETHEART <33333
i’m obsessed with Tina already. her design and her grumpy old woman attitude
oh Terry and Claudia you will always be famous to me
Akiyu and Lujanne would be besties
‘ when your mind is telling you to speak, instead you must listen’ LMAO
i know this Bloodhuntress is evil, they even say this out loud but… she’s kinda hot, yeah?
im really hoping that they find some way to cure the dragon queen. we don’t need to preteen kings
that boat set up is terrifying. and way too similar to Charon to be comfortable
bright hope cove…or scumport
this made me realise how much i just need at least a short story or something on Rayla years alone
this is such a fun setting. i have a soft spot for these types of towns in stories
i NEED the reaction pic someone already should have made of Ezran and Bait after Finnegran announced the ship’s price
omg pirate return!!
Claudia my girl who is worse <3
baby glow toads are 80% eye and 20% body lol
oh another return appearance!! i hope Nyx’ll bring some interpersonal drama
yeah, and she’s already pushing Callum’s buttons lol
damn, Soren is strong as hell, swimming in armour
oof i think she shouldn’t trust Miyana, wasn’t she Karim’s lover?
now that i see the Bloodhuntress in daylight, i have to say im not a fan of her colour scheme BUT powers are so cool visually, this whole fight sequence is amazing
Callum is just so powerful… i feel like we forget it sometimes but he is the first human mage to use any primal magic and the scale of the spells he’s using here is just insane
ITS A FUCKING HERMIT CRAB?????
oh god seeing Anaya in pain and despair is somehow worse than anyone else. and seeing her grief turn into anger muah chefs kiss
why is this y-7 show giving me anxiety. i literally started watching this to relax and think about interesting fantasy concepts what’s all this!!
oh shit this intro has Callum in it. shits about to hit the fan
i feel like that sea shanty has to have some deeper meaning. i hope it’s not that they’re going to drown our heroes
WHY IS THERE TORTURE IN HERE!!!!
don’t get me wrong i’m a tragedy enjoyer, i should know that by now but holy shit i just wasn’t emotionally prepared for all this
Soren, himbo of all time
Finnergrin is a great character to contrast our heroes actually and push them over
HES FREEZING HER BLOOD
oh Callum :( i love those moments where his anger boils over but i also love how they show how that scares him
Finnegrin is putting Rayla in mortal danger…i HOPE Callum goes feral
oh yeah this is some serious levelling up!!! Go Callum!!!
Soren, sweetheart :( he really saw this wood man get treated like trash, recognised it and at great personal cost helped him free himself :) using his daddy issues for the greater good
oh wow that greater good is apparently killing! slay
i feel like i gotta say something about Callum using dark magic to free himself but god that’s just plain heavy
oh Zubeia is still grieving and she’s just going on for her kid :(((
it’s day 30, damon what a way to up the already high stakes
Ezran was so sure that the prison being underwater would stump them but they figured it out so quick
my one thing is, this is open sea, if they’re even approximately at the same place, shouldn’t they have seen each other?
Aaravos really says every single sentence like it’s some dirty talk. like bro is saying something about borrowing consciousness or whatever with the same voice u usually hear say some shit like ‘oh you like that?’
finally Claudia and Callum and Ezran meeting! the way she truly believes that the ends justify the means and that all that dark magic hasn’t had its affect on her… wow
OUR CHILD? this whole monologue has me in hysterics
also because like…if he didn’t say anything, and was just like ‘kill this homunculus and your life will be restored’ Viren probably would have done it
i fear that ultimately, Viren will be too little too late for Claudia. because while he turned into who he is while an adult, Claudia was raised to be like this. so if he tries to change her, it’d be a betrayal to her
yeah, see Claudia is even more extreme than her father. because she has nothing else besides him, there is not status or prestige, or brother, or anyone else. it’s just her and him
fucking hell, i KNEW Miyana wasn’t to be trusted!
i think Karim will have a devastating win in s6, but it’ll be short lived, because like i said before he lacks critical thinking
what the hell is this mushroom mage and how soon can he help us retake Lux Aurea
what the fuck did he mean by ‘swallow’
Claudia is literally destroying herself in her quest. like we know that dark magic is detrimental to not only your physical but also your mental health, like we saw with Viren, and Claudia’s hair, but now literally her leg is gone. how far will she go?
side note: i think that because Viren reset, that’s why all his mentality and soul came back and that’s why his morals are so much stronger than we ever saw them?
OH THATS JUST A CRAZY INSANE CRUEL PLACE TO FINISH THE SEASON WOW
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So RayRay just learned that King’s a titan, but more importantly, confirmation that the heart in Belos’ throne room was the heart of the Titan.
And, like… I know that’s the obvious theory to make, and I’m sure that’s what everyone has been saying ever since we first saw it in Agony of a Witch. But for me, I was always hesitant to say that because, well… it’s so small! Yeah, it’s a big heart, but it’s not island sized! Take that heart and compare it to the Boiling Isles. It’s tiny! It’d be like King having a heart the size of a grain of sand!
For my sanity’s sake, I’m gonna go ahead and assume that the heart has shrunk down or shriveled up over time.
But this being me, I can take it a step further and make up some overly complicated theories. Maybe the heart is actually a vestigial organ for Titans. Or maybe the heart starts out with a function in young Titans, but once they reach a certain age and size, it stops growing as their body develops some other mechanism to transport blood around their body.
But yeah, the fact that the heart is still beating this many years after the Titan’s death is pretty metal. Call it The Tell-Tale Heart.
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”You know, I just had an interesting idea…” -Me when inspiration for a new fanfic I’ll never finish hits me at 0:16
Ah… is this ”interesting idea” of yours the ”intriguing concept worthy of exploring further” kind of interesting or the ”wow, this grape and mustard ice cream sure is an interesting flavor combination” kind of interesting?
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So RayRay’s advice is that instead of throwing his toys at the people he wants to make friend with, he should go talk to them instead and ask them to play. That’s nice. And I’m only a little sarcastic; while The Collector probably won’t listen immediately, all they need is for the Prince of Plastic to actually hear them out for a bit. If King can get it through to them that he actually wants to be their friend, they just gotta stop treating people like toys, then it’s pretty much over for RayRay/Belos/Philip.
The problem is that like I said, The Collector probably won’t listen right away, which gives RayRay here here the time to do… whatever it is he’s gonna do. Not sure what the plan is, but since it was brought up… it might include the Titan’s still beating heart in Belos’ castle.
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”Oh, that’s a shorter story.”
Did. Did Eda just make a freaking pun about losing her arm?
Queen shit.
”Oh this? Well, Raine said they were gonna put a ring on my finger no matter what, and you know how competitive I get. Admittedly, I probably took this one a bit too far…”
”But hey, you gotta ’hand’ it to me, I took this loss like champ!”
”So Lili was cutting my hair, but she didn’t have her glasses on, and well…”
”You know the expression ’cost an arm and a leg’? Well, these shoes didn’t cost quite that much, buuuut…”
”New radical weight loss surgery.”
”Sorry about all these jokes, I was just trying to ’disarm’ the tension!”
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Eda: ”Wow! Your new palisman is so cool and cute! But why is it a snake though?” Luz: ”I don’t know. If only some smart and preferably but not necessarily handsome liveblogger had made a post talking about the symbolism of snakes and how it applies to my character and palisman, I might’ve known.”
Speaking of palismen, I have another theory. You know Doctor Snuggle’s talking umbrella? That’s actually his palisman.
(and if you don’t know what Doctor Snuggles is… how does it feel having failed at having a childhood? Go look it up, all thirteen episodes are up on youtube and lemme tell you, it is WILD. The fact that the titular Doctor Snuggles has a talking umbrella which is also a pogo stick is the tamest thing in the series. My favorite episode is probably The Turn of Events With the Unwelcome Invaders, that one always freaked me out as a kid. The Fabulous Mathilda Junkbottom is also a good one.)
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your nonbinary beatrice post, i’m mentally jumping up and down on a bed ala s1 ava
nonbinary avatrice is so damn underrated imo, especially since they both read very trans and/or nd, (beatrice especially ((unrelated but lilith also has autistic vibes for similar reasons to beatrice)
ava is a bit complicated because on one hand it’s very likely she doesn’t care much or at all, and you have that whole queer af conversation between her and chanel about not knowing who you are because you never got a chance to explore or something that’s even queerer knowing that chanel’s actor is trans, and how often being queer and disabled goes hand in hand because of how man & woman is usually defined so much as a cishet white, thin, well off, pro status quo abled man/woman, but also on the other hand, that could also be the very same reason why a disabled person might firmly id as cis and/or with their agab, because of how they’re systematically denied manhood/womanhood because of their disability
and then with beatrice, like aside from the way she dresses, and i refuse to believe the combat habits didn’t make a few nuns realize that they aren’t so cis after all, you have the “people have tried to make me something i’m not. to make me normal. or at least, acceptable*.” and many people will “accept” gay people but only as long as they’re don’t display any gender queerness/gncness and/or transness
(*and obv that line is very easily also or as well interpretable as autistic beatrice, esp w how she displays a few behaviors that could be read as her being autistic, but that’s off topic)
<- first of all i am just yes yes yes about the intersectionality of disability/queerness & how it adds huge good layers to any conversation about nb avatrice. i rlly like the idea of Ava claiming her gender, b/c so often the systems and the institutions and ablism try to infantilise disabled ppl, & that extends to participating in gender, linking right to dehumanising tactics.
& i fucking LOVE Ava really doing gender and doing it her own way and grabbing it and running with it. Ava coming from a place where the ppl who 'cared' for her didn't give a damn about her girlhood. she's been confronted with her girlhood only in terms of pejoratives - 'you're a very x girl'
i am Thinking about the s1 line where we see sister fuck looming over Ava after she gets her period & saying to her 'you're a woman now' & how that is framed for us. just specifically what the entire event of menstruation feels when you are not cis.
ppl telling you that you're a woman (now, suddenly. like, fuck, when did i agree to this. who asked my permission?) and how you can feel your body being reframed and relegated in a certain way by the world and the anguish of that, often the blunt and speechless agony of it because the language that could latch onto what is wrong about the way that woman sits on your skin is unavailable to you
nonbinary avatrice is very mood to me because i think they in general have an extremely gnc thing going on. look no further than the outfits in s2. it is BOTH of them, also. Ava reads very boyish to me (hilariously in a very 'that kid with the band-aid on his nose & the blue shorts from pokemon who runs around on the beach going '!!! my footsteps keep disappearing'. ava silva-core).
there really is something in Ava that resists conventional femininity & i think it is very AVA the way she does it. she's giving the middle finger to it, she's shrugging at it. she's kissing gender on the mouth & girlbossing & also just being a little guy with her baseball cap turned around like ash ketchum. Ava silva 'gotta catch em' all' Silva but with the genders.
& yeah the fact that when beatrice is not in her habit she is wearing very masc clothing, putting her hands deep in her pockets, shirt collar sticking up out of her sweater. the outfit she wears to kick crimson in the face. the outfit from guttural scream fight night. her armour with its bandoleer of knives & her cute little throwing stars you use to hit soft tissues with pinpoint accuracy. the softness and the violence of her.
& you are so right. 'ppl tried to make me something i'm not' - you can imagine beatrice in the catholic school uniform with the pleated skirts and the soft v-neck jumper & the blazer & every teacher saying 'now girls' and 'please, girls' all the damn time. how electric it must feel to her to hear the word boy on her skin.
(& yeah. my first fic which is s1 beatrice POV i literally have a tag that's like beatrice is autistic & that's how i write her in everything. ligaments, star wars au bea they r all autistic. a part of it is... i am autistic so it ends up maybe being a situation where especially in second person it's hard not to write autistically but shrug emoji, i also just think bea reads very autistic to me. i have a whole bunch of my own feelings & opinions on what autism looks like w/ beatrice specifically but that's not for this post)
tldr: yes you are very smart and very right
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Is 100% sure to say that he happiest day in Elliot's life was the day that Judd was born, it was the very day he became a dad for the first time, the dude sure was doing backflips in the maternity room while Diane was in agony xD
No definitely— and this is so cute (,: like yk how he sometimes sings like small songs to himself HE WOULD SING TO BABY JUDD WHILE DIANE NAPS
Like imagine,, he’s finally allowed into Diane’s room and she’s holding baby Judd and is so tired so after she hands him to Elliot she like passes out
And Elliot is so in awe of his sun he starts crying and then Judd would start crying and he would hush him by singing to him???! I’m in tears 😢✋ today in music class we played here comes the sun and I realized how fucking cute that song is and hear me out— Elliot would quietly sing that to him
(That or hey Jude cause of his name lmfao)
He was so hyper too?? Diane would be low key snappy at him because she just spend HOURS giving birth and he’s literally doing laps around the room lol
He was definitely excited with his other kids too,, but as you mentioned, Judd is his first so it was so special to him 🥺
Okay I’m done me and my daddy issues are gonna go cry in a corner—
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@megatraven (there’s some proofreading but forgive me if some stuff is off or doesn’t make sense exactly. It’s 3 AM rn and I really wanna post this lol)
EDIT: Also, I didn’t see that you answered my ask about Meg and Hercules, so I’m sorry that some info is off😭.
Hercules and MC Friendship AU part 1: Hercules’s Songs.
Okay my song breakdown is of 2 covers of a song called, “Love me, love me, love me,” and they’re English covers of a Japanese song. Here is the cover by LittleJayneyCakes and here’s the other by JubyPhonic, which I will be using the lyrics from. I’ll be switching back and forth (since some lyrics I like from one and then some I like from the other) to make them fit the theme, and I’ll make sure to say where they come from :).
Anyways, after looking at the comments, you learn that this isn’t a yandere song (tho it sounds a lot like it), and is instead about golden child syndrome. The syndrome where a child will do anything it takes to get love from their parent(s). It’s shown in the lyrics such as:
(JubyPhonic): “I’m doing so well have you heard? You see, you see, I’m such a good girl! Cute as a button you heard.”
But sometimes it edges into a dangerous line, where the person is getting hurt.
JubyPhonic: “You see, you see, so good this girl. In pain I scream you see?!”
And then I’ll switch the JayneyCakes’s lyrics at that some moment which is: “Hey, hey, lovely just like me. Aren’t I the cutest of all? Hey, hey, I’m good, aren’t I? If you say no I’ll cry!” The doubt and the NEED to KNOW if they’re doing good just hits and proves the point more.
And then Jubyphonic’s “Aishite” (which is the original Japanese line at this point) is instead, “Love me I say,” while JayneyCakes is “Love me I beg,” which I feel FITS SO GOOD.
Jubyphonic: “Love me I say, love me I say, love me I say, more and more! Love me I say, love me away! Until I’m not completely sane.” I used to hear this line as “Love me you say,” which is like the parent is telling the kid to love them, which I feel could also fit, but “love me I say,” is what she actually sings.
JayneyCakes: “Love me I beg! Love me I beg! Love me I beg! More and more! And love me I beg! Love me I BEG! Till we feel madness creeping in.” (Highly recommend listening so you can hear the pure emotion in her voice and how hard it hits)
Now, how does this fit with Hercules and MC? Well, I listen to this song and I hear Hercules so heavy in it. Like, you could say it fits Alex (since they do so much to please their mother and Olympus in general), but this song is to an even higher degree than what Alex does, just like Hercules is. I cannot remember too much about Hercules, but from what I remember the reason he’s taking the auras is because Zeus promised him he’d be able to become a full god (Top Tier I believe) if he collected a certain amount of Aura’s.
I see him going above and beyond because he even stole Meg’s who, I believe, was Hercules’s love at the time. He’s stealing auras and doing whatever it takes to please his father and other Olympians, and he’s definitely been doing this for years and years. Probably since he was born. We see how demigods are treated on Olympus, such as Zeus calling Deukalion’s human side a “weakness”, and we definitely know that belief plays a part in Hercules’ life and how he acts. I’m so certain he’s been told his human side is a weakness ALL his life, definitely in the old days. And I feel like a part of him hates him, which I imagine from these lyrics following the previous:
LittleJayneyCakes: “Its agony, it’s agony, this curse I bear. Undo it, undo it, hey!” But he’s gotten so used to it that he can’t be stopped. “It can’t be stopped now, no, AAAAH!!”
And Hercules has gotten so used to it that he doesn’t think twice about stealing the auras. Just like the lyrics from LittleJayneyCakes. He changes over time, growing older with each century and Millenia.
LittleJayneyCakes: “Time goes on, time goes on, changes come to your frame, but the collar stays the same.” He’s so used to it. “It’s agonizing now, but this is nothing new. People just, people just, they’re not enough!”
The “collar” its mentioning is metaphorical that is sung about in the beginning, only mentioned about finding a collar and tying it around their neck and it becoming tighter and “blinding” their vision (in both versions with diff lyrics). I didn’t mention it because I wanted to jump right into it, but the collar is metaphorical. To me, the collar symbolizes the control the parent has and how it’s grown tighter.
Zeus’s control on Hercules, and even other divine beings, has changed over time and definitely become harsher.
JubyPhonics (the same time where JayneyCakes was at): “Grow as you may like a sweet summers day, but this collar will stay just the same. I’m hurting and bleed, I need more to feed. Get people, more people the choker would scream!”
This is where I was secondly hit the most with Hercules thoughts, with both lyrics but here’s both that follow immediately after the previous (with JayneyCakes REALLY hitting the Hercules feeling):
JubyPhonic: “I am the best in my class they attest, I’m a girl far above all the rest. From better than Rose, to better than all you. People, oh people, look only at me!”
JayneyCakes: “I vow to not lose to anyone in my class, aren’t I such a lovely child? (Hey). From more than that child! To more than that child! Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round, marvel at me!”
He’s doing all this to get everyone to look at him and give him validation. To give him love and for him to PROVE himself through anything. No matter what it takes. Even if it means he loses things he cares for. I can’t remember too much about our guy Hercules (since I can’t bring myself to watch Hydra’s route all over again rn tho I love him) but I can bet he’s lost a lot in his life too, since he’s followed everyone rules and guidance, even when it is bad. These lyrics both hit me, so I can’t really choose. They’re both just SO great, at least in these lines:
Jubyphonic: “Meeting alone in the yard, from me to you confessing my heart. Was it a lie from the start? To say I love you from afar, as filthy a creature you are!”
JayneyCakes: “Behind the gymnasium, when I told you that I was in love. Wasn’t that kind of a lie? I love you so, so very much, even though I think that you’re TRASH!
This feels like the Olympians (especially Zeus) giving him attention and validation, but still letting him know his human side is a weakness. They love him, but see him as weak (filthy creature) and not worth it (trash).
And then the golden child syndrome shows heavily here. Especially in Juby’s side. He’s willing to do whatever it takes and it’s plainly stated.
Jubyphonic: “Love me I say, love me I say, love me I say, take what you want of me. Taking from me, taking from me! All that I have and all that I keep!” And then Olympus’s POV: “Screaming for more. You’re not enough! Screaming for more. I couldn’t give you up, Ah!”
And then a big part that I can’t really decide who it’s coming from, since I see these songs as a conversation almost. Is this Olympus apologizing to him? Or Hercules apologizing to who he’s hurt? And may hurt in the future?
Jubyphonic: “I am just so sorry!” And then it goes into the “Love me I say,” and such, BUT adds the part, “Love me away, until I’m not completely sane! Torturing me, strangling me, torturing me. More and more, more and more, ahh!!” I see this as the collar continuing to tighten and tighten, until:
“Aren’t I so happy today?”
BUT JayneyCakes side hurts too (this is the part where Juby is all “taking from me”): “Love me I beg, love me I beg, love me I beg, I’ll give you everything. But in return, but in return! I’ll make you share this hatred I bear. It’s not enough, YOU’RE not enough, just not enough! But I won’t let you go, ahhh!!! I’m sorry about this!” And then travels back into the “love me I beg” from the beginning, but instead of Juby’s final lyrics they say:
“Love me I beg! Till we feel madness creeping in. It’s agony- I won’t let go- it’s agony. Strangle me, strangle me, hey!!” And then the part that feels so Hercules to me, something I bet he wonders:
“Isn’t this happiness?”
And then she screams. She screams!!! JUST AH!! It hits so good. These lyrics feel like such a Hercules song because I believe he’s doing so much of his fathers bidding bc he wants to become a top tier god. The people who are seen as ‘important’ in Olympus and who have respect from everyone! They’re true gods, no matter what, and that’s how he can become worth it. It’s how he can be seen as ‘perfect’ in his eyes. He wants to see the validation and live, no matter the cost.
Even if it hurts him, terribly so, or others around him. He’ll give whatever it takes, even parts of himself, to Olympus to be seen as worth it. And he’s lived so long that the question, “Isn’t this happiness?” Feels like a genuine question he might ask. He’s lived like this for so long….does he even know any other way? Any other way to live? Or is this it? Taking from others to gain approval, is it the only thing he knows?
That’s my first part of this AU I have involving MC and Hercules friendship. I wanted to break down these 2 covers because these lyrics always hit me as Hercules, AND MC AS WELL!! I’ll explain the MC part later (so this might be a 3 part…..I’m not sure yet) and then how I see their friendship forming and the point of these posts.
I love you Meg!! And I hope I didn’t come off as too sympathetic to Hercules. He’s done some fucked up shit, but a part of me sees a little deeper into it, just like we do with Zeus and Eros and any other insufferable God lol. I hope you enjoy the breakdowns and I highly recommend listening to both! They’re so good and it’s the only way to really hear the emotion and see what I mean! Especially LittleJayneyCakes (she puts her whole life into this cover). If you do, I’d love to hear your thoughts, but if not then that’s okay!!
But I would love to hear your thoughts or rambles or screams (or even disagreements if you have some) about the breakdown and the beginning of my Hercules and MC friendship posts!! Love you💙💙.
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[ID: three digital sketches of Kim Dokja holding Lee Gilyoung in various positions. In the left most sketch and the top right sketch, Lee Gilyoung is held in something like a princess carry. In the bottom right sketch, Lee Gilyoung is perched on one of Kim Dokja’s arms and the other arm is supporting him, as if he’s sitting on a chair. End ID]
true fact, i searched up “ben affleck.holding dog like sack of potatoes” to get this ref
this is just orv thoughts since i’m reading it for the first time and the tags maxed out on me :( so i’m moving all my predictions and whatnot here. it does exist in my annotations but i want to group them together. if you decide to read pls don’t give spoilers, i only just finished ch 50.
absolutely would die for gilyoung. each time kim dokja goes ‘this kid is cute’ i’m like yes he absolutely is. also wish i started a counter for how many times he pats gilyoung’s head/strokes his hair cause that man is fond.
also i wrote a fic where people were like. comparing one aspect to it to orv and now that i’m getting deeper into yoo joonghyuk (ish) i can’t wait for this man to go through agonies
it’d be interesting if a regression did happen and then we’d get kdj’s narration as it was in the beginning of the novel, though yjh would act differently cause he’s interested in this new prophet. also he did try to recruit gilyoung at a point, and gilyoung might’ve said yes if there was no dokja. so.
also let’s talk about bugs. because in the beginning humans were compared to insects. and that puts me in mind of the three body problem. but more relevantly, gilyoung’s ability is with bugs, and gilyoung is most definitely supposed to at least be a parallel to dokja. so it’s very inch resting
also the re-occurance of a maternal-son relationship. (maternal as in someone is fulfilling that role somehow) and how deficiencies in that have different outcomes. there’s gilyoung and the woman on the train, dokja and his mother, the mother and child at that one place where she encouraged her child to kill (i actually forget if the child was a boy but i think so), and jung heewon with her slightly younger brother (she had to fulfill the parental role (at least she had to force him to go to school) when her mother didn’t do that).
secretive plotter. so i think that they’re either a young yoo joonghyuk or some version of him. i used to think it was young/alt version of dokja partially cause he’s a reader and secretive plotter. but my friend who knows the ending said it wasn’t him. there is an author character though, so maybe it’s a version of her? or wait, one slight spoiler i know is that she was the original writer but dokja thinks she plagiarized off of someone else, and that someone else could be secretive plotter. which would make more sense considering all the scenarios follow ways of survival and so some outside force should be enacting this.
i think dokja might become a constellation in the end. i know people are conflicted about the ending and kdj possibly ends up separated from everyone but it’s happy for him? anyways becoming a constellation would lead to that. and becoming a constellation would mean he has the power to remain a ‘reader’ if he chooses, by watching the streams. but at the same time he can choose not to. he can no longer participate in this story. he can leave the narrative and i think that’s nice. it’s also part of the reason that i thought he could be secretive plotter, since there’s the potential for him to become a constellation, and perhaps in a parallel universe, a young dokja lives through ways of survival and watches orv dokja to see how he would’ve been in another world, had he had the chance to grow up and know what the apocalypse would be like. it would also serve as an additional parallel or foil to gilyoung because gilyoung doesn’t have the choice to grow up in a non apocalyptic world
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Transcript:
Ivan: Hey Suzie. Who’s your pal?
Suzie: Oh, this is Jasper. He’s a very important business client.
Ivan: I forgot you had an awesome job.
Suzie: I know right?!
Ivan: My neighbour had a greyhound when I was a kid, sweet dogs.
Suzie: Uh-huh… What’s Oscar doing?
Ivan: Panicking.
Suzie: What?
Ivan: Lady troubles.
Suzie: Ohh, my area of expertise!
Ivan: [laughs] Give it a shot.
Mia: [panting] Suzie! I’m so sorry I’m late, again-…
Suzie: Relax! It’s only fifteen minutes.
Mia: Still, I’ll pay extra.
Suzie: Pfft, you will not. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and play Agony Aunt.
Mia: I see Jasper’s made a new friend…
Ivan: I bet he makes ‘em all the time, he’s a cute guy… That wasn’t a lame pickup-… Mia: [laughs] Clearly. Say, you look pretty familiar...
Ivan: Can’t say the same for you, sorry. Mia: I change my hair a lot.
Ivan: I got nothin’.
Mia: You ever been in an ambulance before?
Ivan: Too many times. Twice recently; once for the ginge over there n’ once for me, I guess.
Mia: You bashed your head pretty bad, right?
Ivan: Uh, yeah?
Mia: Paramedic. Sorry, is that weird? I remember faces real well, that and the tattoos.
Ivan: I don’t recall.
Mia: Hah, no shit. You were out cold! But hey, at least there’s no lasting damage.
Ivan: That’s debateable.
Mia: [laughs] Either way, it’s nice to meet people in a non-emergency state. Try not to wind up in another meat-wagon, eh?
Ivan: Certainly ain’t plannin’ on it.
Mia: Mhm, that’s what they all say… Hopefully I don’t see you around!
Oscar: Trust me, Suzie. Flowers ain’t gonna fix shit.
Suzie: [tuts] Well, the Spice Festival is on tonight. Invite her out!
Oscar: What part of she’s ignoring me don’t you understand?
Suzie: Let me try and ring her.
Oscar: She won’t answer.
Ivan: We could stick around anyway? Get somethin’ t’eat?
Oscar: I’m not hungry.
Ivan: C’mon, bud. You’re always hungry…
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RTC incorrect quotes but it’s just my shit texts
noel gruber:
“guess who set their shoe on fire”
“theater kids are the reason global warming exists”
“i feel like a couple who’s always on the brink of divorce but pretends to be in a happy marriage “
“in my on the verge of divorce era”
“have we as a community considered kissing my ass”
“lord strike me down and give me an std”
mischa bachinski:
“sometimes i think and then i cry”
“i’m so bored i’m going to rob the school cafeteria just for shits and giggles”
“cute date idea ! rob a bank and makeout in the employee room of a Walmart <3”
“i want to punt a toad “
“update i’m planning someone’s funeral”
“give head pls”
“about to rob an ikea what do u want”
“i hope she explodes”
“i want to meet a smurf and then drown it”
“i’m going to steal a kid off the street just to feel something”
“time to take out the shot glass”
ricky potts:
“how to become zolarian cat”
“what if i just throw a dog into a freezer”
“how do i turn into a rubix cube”
“i’m such a deceitful snake”
“why is luigi so submissive and breedable”
“my personality is a sad star with a little hat that says ass licker”
“my emotional support teacher isn’t here yet i’m going to swallow a cat whole”
“what if i just grabbed a cat and never gave it back”
“what if i swallow a bell”
constance blackwood:
“is breast milk diary free”
“how do i turn into a rubix cube”
“i sometimes forget that you’re an only child”
“she’s like obsessed with me (she has a crush on a boy)”
“if there’s a screen, ao3 will be seen. [insert picture of ao3 home screen on a Nintendo switch]”
“when ur so stupid you get shocked when your manipulative ex manipulates u again when u give her another chance”
“someone nut tapped superman”
“Is it safe to drink bleach”
“How to get rid of hickies”
“Yes actually, when I was gender fluid I grew a penis when I felt masc”
“Lord give me strength”
“NO I KEEP FIGHTING THOSE DEMONS”
jane doe:
“the lives of erasers and rubber have come to me, begging for mercy. for a chance at life and peace. to experience the beautiful presence of true joy. but they forget mercy is earned through patience and worship. so they instead left with bruises of pure agony and despair. stories to keep their children and their childrens children cautious of who they bow to.”
“sad pyromaniac at its best tbh”
“i just disassociated while setting fire to my shoe”
“Oh ye I go by they/them now because fuck gender :]”
“i he!r t.H3 scrm,,s o’’f @lL m”y vctms b..egg!ng fr me t stp :3”
“!! i c,,Vt of d0!!$ h3aD ..!!”
“!! į w!lł t3!! th,, v0ics t0 nøt hVrt ÿ0ū >~<“
“i’m gonna eat someone’s eyeballs for a snack”
“stfu therapist i’m literally just being dramatic”
“about to suck someone’s soul wish me luck”
“what’s stopping me from eating babies”
“i’m in ur floor boards”
“i’ve been stuck with theater kids for like 3 hours save me”
“insanely hot (take away “ly hot”)”
“i don't eat food, i consume personalities snacks? no. souls.”
“I WANNA EAT PLAY DOUGH SO BADLT I FORGOT HOE TO SPEL PLAYFOOUGH”
“i say i'm fine but i'm reality i feel like a black hole is eating my stomach”
“ya know sometimes my brain sounds like velcro
kdithigigifixgxggc”
“wdym i cant commit crimes who's gonna stop me”
“was told i could drink bleach so if i start internally bleeding tonight don't ask questions”
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josephsaturn · 7 months
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Just finished Attack of the Clones!
can’t skip the text crawl!
Wow they really did upgrade the CGI
what’s with all the fog tho
WHOA SHIT
wait Padme’s still got her Girlies(TM)? And they’ve all got a name that ends with é?
Was that Jango w the eyepatch???
Padme once again being the baddest bitch in the room
God Palpatine really does act slimy
WOOO HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN AND EWAN MACGREGOR WOOO
I’m gonna kill whoever thought that anakin’s haircut was acceptable
UUUUUUHUHHHHGGGGHHHH cringe
Captain typho huh?
Man obi wan looks great honestly
Jar jar doesn’t make me want to destroy my eyes
Oh she DEFINITELY recognizes you anakin
Zam?? Whomst???
Ope there’s Jango
More under the cut:
Dreamin bout ya mom???
Oh god centipedes???
OBI WAN??????? HELLO????
I see now why greater fandom always portrays him as insane cuz THAT is insane
Terrifying!
Yea production value deffo went up
A N A K I N
OH SHIT
“Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me?” Huh.
Obi wan gonna get HAMMERED
DAMN. DAMN.
Honestly I wasn’t expecting the temple to look like that
Oh noooooo
Yoda my man my guy then why don’t you FCKUING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
Why does Padme sound younger here than when she was literally like 14
Come to think of it how was she in GOVERNMENT OFFICE at 14
Ohh boyyy we gettin’ prideful Anakin now
Padme looks like a girl I knew in middle school
Jeez he’s down BAD bad
Dormé. Just..Dormé. Padmé. This MUST be an inside joke.
Kenobi: anakin’s crazy
Typho: yea nah padme’s crazier
Oooh dex?
Ok I’m starting to get it now
Damn mean old lady
A N A KIN
I’M dYINGGGGG
aw cute kids
Dang that’s one smart kid
Also, this is like a day after?? Bruv u better FIND that man
Yea girl u were like 14
Every fucking line of dialogue out of anakin’s mouth is either bad flirting or just bad in general like DUDE HOW
new Queen is slaying as well
MILADY
yea get his ass girl
Ok so how far is Kamino exactly??? Cuz 12 parsecs is a lot (at least I think it is, from how they explained it) yet the cut makes it look like obi wan only spent like an hour to get there
Kaminoans got nice voices
The Kaminoans: talking about the army n shit
Kenobi: ???!!!????!?!?!
S-eye-fo dee-as? I thought it’d be see-foe die-as
Kenobi’s like 3 seconds away from freaking out lmao
Man Naboo looks so aesthetically pleasing; I’d love to live there
Oh god. SAND.
Anakin pls mans just quit while you’re ahead
THAT WAS WHAT GOT HER???? A FUCKING LINE ABOUT S A N D ????
Yea that’s not fUCKING scary
Naughty children get put in the tube merry-go-round
Man.
man it’s so interesting how none of the clones are talking in these scenes
They’re just silently going along
“We keep him here.” Huh???
Obi wan: What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
Man boba’s got that resting bitch face
Why does he look like he wants to kill Obi wan in every frame he’s visible
Oh shit Jango doesn’t know sifo dyas?
Hmmm
Damn that was charged
Ok Anakin is talking like a human being now. Great
Man they wanna fuck so bad
ABAKIN YOU WERE DOING SO WELL NOOOO
Agony?
Padme just fucking leave Like girl it isn’t worth it please just get out of there girl BLEASE
she’s like “damn he wants me that bad 👅👅💦💦”
I’m gonna kill Anakin
Yea girl woooo set those boundaries
God she really is always slaying
Ok back to Kamino cool
“Oh-bee wahn”
If Kamino is known as the cloner planet, who else did they clone??
Yeah y’all really are blind
Oh nooo shmiii
Stanced up
Wait did they sleep in the same room??
Were they fucking?
ANAKIN DONT FCKUING MAKE THIS WEIRD
Well at least padme’s supportive??
Damn Jango taught boba well
Ok I can’t take this seriously cuz of the lightsaber
Damn some Kaminoans are prob watching this fight from the windows like 👁️👄👁️
Tatooine!
[speaking huttese]?
So Shmi went to the Lars family huh. That’s one way to do it
Ok the time lag makes sense
Oh no not the bass boost grenades
Oh joy
Ok back to tatooine we go
Hey! An obviously cgi generated house in the desert!
Damn cliegg looks like shit
Oh god she was kidnapped?!
Oh so he lost his leg that’s why
A MONTH?!
Oh ok so it’s not generated
Hey playing with shadows!
And a callback to ep 4!
Duel of the fates again?
Oooh pretty place!
Wuh-oh
CHRISTOPHER LEE!!!
Why DID Jango go to geonosis?
Oh god I’m getting Spy Kids vibes again…
Obi wan looking back at the camera like “y’all seein this shit?”
OH GOD
I’m actually starting to cry rn
So terrible even the Jedi on coruscant can feel it?
But something HAS happened to him
I wonder what would’ve happened if Anakin went back to save Shmi at the beginning?
Uh oh.
“tHe ChOsEn oNe.”
Ok props to Christensen for this scene. Genuinely.
Damn Padme THIS is when you start to think about it?
But I get it, he’s obviously in distress so she’s comforting him like a normal person
Ok THIS is the start to his fall. He’s so attatched that he doesn’t know when to let go
AW SHIT ANAKIN’S WEARING BLACK NOW SHIT SHIT SHIT
but he won’t
Padme girl you are NOT helping
Girl Mace LITERALLY said to stay there what are you on
Wait it’s JARJAR that gets the army???
Captured in stasis
Is dooku just humoring kenobi?
Ok but would Qui gon have become a sepratist?
I mean it’s kinda obvious who sidious is
Dooku’s in cahoots with sidious right
Oh shit Jarjar IS the guy
IT WORKED??????HUH????????????????????????????????????
Grand army of the republic? More like (G)ekid(A)n inu cu(R)ry
(I’ve been rewatching Madoka again too)
How come no one’s made a fic of Yoda going to Kamino?
Damn r2’s got no chill
He’s destroyed his lightsaber before?
Girl.
She’s been enduring his horrible lines and pushiness for the entire movie
GIRL HE’S NOT IN THE RIGHT MENTAL STATE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP
WOOO PUBLIC EXECUTIONS WOOO
and here’s approximately 70% of the budget!!
Oh shit it’s mace!
Damn Jango had no reason for that twirl tho
WHOA SHIT
That shadow of the heaaad
And boba NOOO
that stare between dooku & windu…is that like a “aw fuck” stare or a “watch ur back” stare
Ok I gotta ask: what’s the point of killing Jango? I get that it gets him outta the picture and gives boba a reason to be the hardass he is in OT, but like putting all that aside, what’s the point IN PREQUELS? Mace coulda just captured him
Are the guild guys gonna die
HEYO!
Ultimate weapon?
Oh shit
Hey an episode 1 callback!
THE ARM
shit is that dathomir?
M’wow
Pffft not Vader’s theme
marriage huh
And that’s it for now! I’ll be back after I’m done with clone wars season 1!
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LOG 7
The trailcam I put on the big chunks of rocks near the Chell now shows a completely different than before population of cats on it.
I’ll start at the beginning now won’t I tho?
So, earlier this month, which I spent entirely hunting down cats which were shown alone on my cams, putting them to sleep, putting a tracker on them (which monitored their vitals as well as their position) and took a sample of fur to start putting together a genetic tree of the groups. I thought, much like wolves, those cats would live together by family clans, and disband at the death of the parents to form their own clans, but this far, it has not been the case.
But I was proud to realize (yes, proud! I’m slowly losing all objectivity when it comes to cats, even if there’s still something uncanny about those) that one of the cats from the forest is expecting kids!
Yes, some of the cats from the forest. I’ve started to realize, while coding my new cat-recognizing algorithm, that the cats that launched yet another attack on the amenity tip in Allerton had not a single individual in common with either the two groups that fought in the river over two kittens nor the individuals from the group I’ve been tracking and tagging in the forest.
Actually the group from the forest doesn’t meddle with the group who stole the kittens, either. This far I’ve pinpointed a River Group and a Forest Group, plus a Moor Group and a Swamp Group, although I’m only having enough data to be serious on the Forest Group.
I saw the Crooked-jawed cat from River Group again! Actually I’m referencing him as Crookedjaw in my notes this far because the sheer fact his jaw got broken then healed indicates a higher level of care than anything I’ve ever seen in the wild. Everyone knows about this couple of crows in which one broke her beak and her mate helped her feed for the rest of their lives, but there’s a difference between helping in the aftermath and actively healing the injury in such a way the animal can have a pretty normal life.
Anyway I saw Crookedjaw and his group, the River Group, have apparently invested the chunks of rocks and use it just... to sleep in the sun?? this is such a weird thing but it’s kinda cute. Obviously I’m using this as a special hunting ground. Whenever there’s only one cat on those sunning rocks, I jump on my bike, shoot it to sleep and tag them.
I also managed to approach Pinestar’s camp at night and installed a camera at a distance, but oriented on the clearing itself, and with the zoom feature, I might work my magic.
That’s how I learned that Pinestar was two-timing Shanty (the Appleby’s cat) because he’s very cozy with the expecting she-cat. Then she went into labour and the same cat (according to my new algorithm, because honestly they all look basically the same from one colour to the other) that led the catnip squad the other months just... ran over to her, walked her to a bush, lots of screams of agony, I was glued to my monitor. A bit later the russian blue female left the bush and everyone started dispersing, as if she had told them about the mother’s state or something?
(on a side-note I can’t even begin to tell you how weird they are acting for freaking wildcats, they’re freaking me out, but that doesn’t matter)
Anyway that one cat from the River Group which I called Brightsky because I was half blinded by the sun when I tagged her, well apparently she’s dead? Her tracker says no vitals. Sucks but I’ll do with it.
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mystictypewriter · 1 year
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Taylor Swift’s new album Midnight’s is great.
Lavender Haze- Really good she did a great job picking this as the opener track of the album
Maroon- I love how she changed the tempo from it being a very peppy opener to a slowish down beat and deep song personally this is my favorite song off this album along with hits different
Anti-Hero- This song gives a reference of how people seem to call her problematic or that she’s the root of every problem and the lyric “I think everyone is a sexy baby and I’m a monster on the hill” kinda seems like she’s referencing that she feels insecure about her height I personally relate to this song with having a narcissistic father and how he always blames me and my sisters of everything this song is relatable to me
Snow on the beach (feat. Lana del Rey- this song is so cute and is basically saying how love is impractical and weird like snow on the beach and when you find love it’s perfect just like seeing snow on the beach
Your on your own kid- realizing everything you have learned from and being on your own and that you always have been and that it’s ok to be on your own
Midnight rain- let’s face it we all know this is about Tom Hiddleston and how her and Tom’s relationship didn’t end up working out because they all wanted different things but the music in this song is so good
Question- asking an ex for explanations and asking questions but realizing what happened
Vigilante shit- In my opinion I think it’s about Scooter Braun and his ex wife because it doesn’t make sense as to why she would help out Kim Kardashian with what went on in 2016
 Bejeweled- Realizing that it’s your time to shine but in all seriousness I think speak now Tv is coming next
Labyrinth- Taylor opens Labyrinth reflecting on a past heartbreak and feeling like she'd spend her whole life getting over it
Karma- Seems to be about Kanye but she talks about having good karma
Sweet nothing- a love song pretty sure about Joe
Mastermind- basically presuming that she is quite literally a mastermind and has planned literally everything in an order
The Great War- has a really good beet and the lyrics are great
Bigger than the whole sky- people assume that this is about her having a miscarriage
Paris- being in love and drowning out the noise of reality
High infidelity- this song is about Calvin Harris but I love this song cause my birthday is April 28 and she talks about April 29th
Glitch- So, who is Swift singing about? Well, it certainly seems like the song could be directly linked to her romance with Joe Alwyn. The two started dating in 2016 (which would explain the equivalent of six years' worth of days of being in love) and Swift has previously hinted on tracks like "Cornelia Street" (which fans have also speculated is about Alwyn) that they started off casual before getting very serious
Would’ve could’ve should’ve- Swift was only 19 when she was rumored to be dating Mayer, who was 32, in 2009. Though the two never publicly confirmed their relationship while they were together, they were invariably linked after Mayer appeared on stage with Swift a few times during her tour. Later when Swift released 2010’s Speak Now, she released the breakup track “Dear John” which more or less served as confirmation that they, indeed, were involved. On that song, she expresses concern for the age gap, writing explicitly, “Don't you think nineteen is too young?” a lyric that’s now infamous in her catalog. Now, coincidentally (or not) at the same age as Mayer when they started dating, Swift, 32, is revisiting their relationship again through more mature eyes.
Dear reader- If the title didn't already give it away, "Dear Reader" is an ode to advice columns. As such, the song is peppered with self-care tips — though these aren't your run-of-the-mill pearls of wisdom that typically dominate "agony aunt" responses. On the contrary, they're super personal to Taylor Swift. 
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