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#i’m 80% sure one of the girls was named something like ‘triceratops’ but that doesn’t seem right…
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rage is a ✨way of life✨
#found out that i successfully angered someone by not showing up to work on saturday lmaoooooo
#and im just like… gOOOOOOD. BE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
#mans has no room to be mad anyway. it’s his fault i had to ot for 7 hours to cover his work for him in the first place soooooooo
#a nd he’s getting demoted next year and im ahauxucjsjjsjsjsjxjdhss
#in other news im kinda annoyed by my mother’s (unfortunate) pressuring of me to go to the upcoming family christmas gathering :(
#like no way manssssss i haven’t seen the extended fam since my grandma’s funeral and i’d like to keep it that way thanks~~~~~~~~
#and a c h r i s t m a s gathering of all places… m a n. im half expecting them to drag everyone to church to end off the gathering…
#i wouldn’t put it past the hosting aunt to do that ngl. she had tricked me into attending a church service in the past and all…
#like. man. there’s this local mall that has a similar name to said church service…
#so ofc it’s normal to assume that said mall is what she was referring to when she said ‘let’s go to [insert name]!’ with no context right???
#and uggshdhdjjsjsjdjs i don’t wanna be introduced to my cousins’ kids as ‘auntie [insert nickname i hate]’ bc that’s lame
#and m a n. i definitely don’t wanna interact with my cousins’ kids. i either don’t know or can’t pronounce (or both) their names
#i only remember the oldest one’s name (bc he has a stereotypical frat boy name) and the one who’s named after a ninja turtle
#but none of the rest. i think some of them have names from my cousins’ spouses’ home countries? dk about the others though
#i’m 80% sure one of the girls was named something like ‘triceratops’ but that doesn’t seem right…
#being named after a dinosaur sounds cool though… or any prehistoric creature really
#if i could choose my own name i’d like it to be ‘coelacanth’
#just so i can say ‘i coelacan’t do it!!!!!’ if someone asked me to do something i don’t wanna do. the pun potentials are endless mans
#huh. wow… i started this off with a mad coworker and ended it by turning into a coelacanth… how did we get here anyway…?
#oh wells no one reads the tags anyway uehxudjdjdjsjsjss my secrets are ✨safe✨
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