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lunar-years · 1 year

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Ed Sheeran: here is my latest album in which I write about losing my best friend young, learning my wife has cancer while she’s pregnant with our second child, and being actively suicidal. I’ll be releasing it right after I wrap up this court case where I’m having to defend my integrity as a songwriter and artist and everything I’ve built my life and career on. also I had to miss my grandmother’s funeral back home so I could be present at the mandatory court proceedings.

Twitter.com all week: haha I hope Ed Sheeran loses in court so he’ll stop releasing bad music and give retail workers peace! What album is he releasing next, “Quadratic Equation”? Hahaha! Such an original joke no one has ever heard before :) I’m soooo funny!! :)

#listen I could really give zero fucks if you like him or his music. but the lack of like…basic compassion? that gets to me #subtract #ed sheeran #also would love to be able to go into the Ed Sheeran tag on this website ONCE without seeing e*ting d*sorder posts #I know I’m like the only Ed fan on this website but it is very 🙃 and I can’t figure out how to blacklist the right tags

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naamahdarling · 4 months

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#i had to do this none of the ones i have seen have been weird enough for me #honestly the first is the best he just fucking MANIFESTED on the back of the seat next to me #and when i turned around to scan the theater behind us i grabbed at the neighboring seat for leverage #and it was his got damned ankle #we made eye contact for two seconds before a giant spotlight shone on us #i would think it was cool now but I was only 10 and wanted to D I E #i swear to god i felt NOTHING when he landed his rigging or whatever must have been AMAZING #most humiliating moment of my life to that point though #you accidentally grab a childhood celebrity crush's ankle during a live performance and he looks into your eyes #then the whole theater is looking at you #oh my god it was horrendous #i hope he remembers it

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pandolfo-malatesta · 1 year

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#Jaime x Brienne #Braime #A Storm of Swords #so that chapter 44 huh #I wish I could have read this without knowing anything about it in advance #as it is it makes me somewhat insane #so I can only imagine how feral it would make me otherwise #to be struck between the eyes by the depth of Jaime's regard for Brienne that he barely admits to himself #I LEFT SOMETHING AT HARRENHAL #HER NAME'S BRIENNE #SO HE DID #I DREAMED OF YOU #S O H E D I D

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andy-clutterbuck · 10 months

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9x01 | requested by Anonymous

#here ya go! 💚#Rick Grimes #Michonne #Richonne #*#rg #S9 #me too mich me too #impeccable taste #nice rack rick #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕#Papa Bear 🐻💖#i too would just cradle his pec while he told me about his problems #i got u babe #D O M E S T I C #hello welcome to the tour #on your left you will see A MAN™#hello effortless flawless masculine energy

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fairyarmour · 5 months

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Merry New Year

Enjoy these gay old men made for @tinta11e in the 2023 lupin secret santa

#koichi zenigata #lupin iii #jigen daisuke #jigzeni #it felt illegal not to draw their hats but if I did zeni’s would hide both their faces #so imagine Jigen pulled him in so fast that both their hats fell off #Zeni was late to the lup gang holiday party so Jigen was a mite overeager to get the mistletoe tax #there’s an entire comic idea behind this 1 image and I will get to it s o m e d a y

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texasbama · 2 months

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#megan thee stallion #not to be dramatic but I would literally d*e for hee #*her

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spielzeugkaiser · 1 year

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hi, first off i really love your art. the h/c and warmth really hit me where i live and your illustration style is fantastic. lately i've been obsessed with the post where an unwell milek thinks geralt will leave him behind. was that an ingrained insecurity, assuming his super-witcher dad wouldn't have time for a sickly human kid?

[MASTERPOST] - Ahh, thank you for the ask! Yes, this scene.. I actually saw this a bit differently! It's not about Milek fearing Geralt will leave him behind, he actually wants him to. They need to find his Pa!! I think he often feels like a burden; Jaskier knows this, but Geralt isn't aware of this yet. Milek just wants to pull his weight, especially with Jaskier. A little sneak peak to their struggles regarding this:

Meanwhile Jaskier continues to struggle with his omega status.

#jaskier #the witcher #geraskier lovechild #julian alfred pankratz #omegaverse #there are various things happening here! a. Milek never really had to fear that Jaskier would leave him he knows he never ever would #b. Jaskier said again and again that he'll always care for him and loves him and that he doesn't have to pull any weight at all #c. Jaskier actually became the parent that just wants his kid to be educated and study and learn #(maybe because he knows Milek won't be able to do hard labour but also because he knows what Milek really wants to do)#(filed under: things I haven't drawn yet but they had their big fallout because of oxenfurt and university - things to come in the future)#d. Milek has watched Jaskier working his ass off in various jobs that he didn't like #(and he thinks that prostitution is the worst but only because they didn't properly talk about it before)#e. Jaskier is struggling with how he is percieved - which I think was never that much on his mind when he was travelling with Geralt #being a carefree bard and giving everyone the middlefinger who had some wrong ideas about what he could do and what not #but this is definitely an AU in which he doesn't have a good relationship with his father and he can still hear him say he'll become #'an unbonded omega with a bastard child working on the streets' and I think sometimes it gets to him #(because Jaskier is king of hating his parents ever being right about him)#that Jaskier kind of wants to spare Milek and quietly hopes we won't become an omega - even if he feels bad about it - shall become plot #(one dayyyy)#anyway that was a very long rant about Mileks complex relationship with him feeling like a burden

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rosesvioletshardy · 26 days

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family for real

#i would d*e for all of them #miles wood #nathan mackinnon #ross colton #casey mittelstadt #colorado avalanche #avs lb

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yangjeongin · 2 years

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your year in every color . . . happy birthday LEE MINHO!

#lee know #stray kids #bystay #createskz #lee minho #flashing tw #*gif #*ccarly #*minho #*carly:minho #*series:bday22 #i did it. it's over. a RAINBOW FOR EVERY MEMBER: ACCOMPLISHED #honestly i think this would be my favorite one if not for. yellow. i hate it so much. god #how did past carly make some of the yellow rows for the others so good. sometimes i think i am getting worse #anyway hbd scorpio king love u!!#i also want to take a moment to thank everyone for supporting this gifset series so much :((#i'm so glad people have liked them they did take a lot of work but it was worth!! and overall i had a lot of fun #no idea what i'm doing next year. how about: d*e #*hits

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fisheito · 18 days

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let him speak

#glances sidelong at eiden #i mean... i guess he has a point #if blade were to state the stats every time eiden did something #well. blade would just never shut up. there would be no secrets. eiden's a marathon runner #and blade will know from a glance exactly what he got up to #judging from the minute particles of hair or skin or RESI D U E S LEFT ON EITO #but like actually that would be really funny #if clan goes on a group field trip and eiden's doing something different with a different person every night #and blade's greeting every morning at breakfast is just a summary of last night's events #some will stop him from speaking #but most will probably go 👂��🦻 (at different intensity levels)#ya think blade has a DNA database of every clan member?#you don't need those pseudoscientific touchscreen data monitors like in the police investigation shows #you just need blade.#and he has everyone's fingerprints/hair/skin/genetic code/body scent molecules on file #puzzling invitation #nu carnival blade

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clownsuu · 11 months

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Hello, sorry to bother you, I really love your oc and au, so I drew these drawings!

Because I was shadowbanned a while ago, so I’m not sure if you’ve seen these before.

Please let me know if this bothers you! Have a nice day!

Robbie is really cute and cool, he’s giving a vibe like “Chaos? I called it FUN!!!”

And of course, Mob! au, I can imagine that Robbie throw Rubee to speed her up and help her change the direction!

And the besties went to jail together, I love relationship between mob Julie and mob Sally, so cute!

AWEEEE ROBBIEEBBBBB SO MUCH LIL GUY CONTENTTTTT

#AWE SO CUTE #A W E E #only now iv seen all these!! What the fA R D S A D N E S S #BUT LOOK AT MY LIL MANS HES SO BIG #I LOVE THE FIRST PHOTO A A A #I LOVE ALL THE PHOTOS TF CHDHDJSJ #Awe man Robbie would do anything to make friends- has came as a lonely lil guy #And now stays as a beloved lil goof ball ;;;; happy happy #Mob rob on the other hand is a menace to society tho I’ll give em that- legalize violence to the beetle JDHDHD #ALSO I have at least seen your character before! I really enjoy them!! The content you make with em is fascinating! :0 #ALSO ALSO THE MEME WITH JULIE AND SALLY IS SO THEM LMAOO I LOVE THEIR DUO #PROFESSIONALISM AND C H A O S #I enjoy I enjoy! This does not bother me one bit! ✨🥄#Happy happy happy

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arcshuttle · 5 months

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Opportunist may be our inner negotiator and can, in the right context, be great at talking us out of a pickle, but he also carries so so much of our neurodivergency by being so so tonedeaf in the worst possible situations. I love him.

#I just thought about how each of the voices would handle losing someone in the group #and all I could come up with for Opportunist was just loads of denial followed by a massive m e l t d o w n #Like of the divergent kind #It just made so much sense to me #And now I'm here just realizing why I could relate to his dumbass actions so well #Like obviously he was going to try sweet talking the unforgiving spirit breaking our leg #He hadn't caught onto the “unforgiving” part yet and tbh I wouldn't have either in his shoes #slay the princess #stp #voice of the opportunist

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pastelaspirations · 2 months

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Inktobertale day 20: 4 panels comic. I like to think if Error ever joined the star sanses, then it would be a matter of no time before he and Ink became the most chaotic duo ever.

This gives Dream a lot of grief.

It took me a long time to figure out what I wanted to do for this specific prompt. I knew I wanted to do it, I just didn't know what. Then, this cursed idea came to life while I was trying to sleep one night and here we are.

If I knew the second panel was going to be as glorious as it ended up being, I would have made a full on picture for it. But here's a cropped version of it 'cus I couldn't get over how vapor wave or freaking something they look lmao

Fun fact; the canonical reason why Ink is holding his shades up is because they ran out of tape. They only had the three. So him holding them up constantly has a stupid, in canon reason asides from just looking cool-

Additionally, I like to think how this all played out was because Ink was sad that Dream wouldn't let him dress up when they went on missions.

Ink: Dream said I couldn't dress up for the next mission! I tried telling him I'd look neat! But he said it wouldn't be very... intimidating to people we're going to fight. :( Since when did we have to be "intimidating?" I thought we were the good guys... Crossing his arms, he adds with a grumble: I have serious doubts I'm even considered "iNtImIdAtInG" to begin with, but that's another story... Error, having listened intently with a thoughtful hand on his chin this entire time: .....Yeah, but hear me out. What if... there were two people dressing up-

Ink: *GASP-*

The moral of the story is that Error does demonstratively have more brain cells than Ink, but he uses those brain cells to perfect and refine Ink's arguably stupid ideas.

Whether this comes back to make him appear like a dumbass too is up to interpretation.

Special shoutout to a special commenter on ao3 that referred to Error being bad bitch buddies with Ink on a comment one time. That just stuck with me for some reason. Also to @honeybubbletea33 for their art that depicted Error with the exact same fluffy boa and heart glasses that just. Imprinted into my brain or something, idk man-

#utmv #error sans #ink sans #errorink #inktobertale2023 #star sanses #Happy birthday to Error btw lmao #I feel so bad but I was actively snickering at multiple points while drawing this #Just at Error and Ink channelling inner team rocket was killing me #Dream's face was also a primary offender #Poor guy is just d o n e #He's been dealing with Error and Ink's shit for a while now #Would ya look at that; Error managing to look more gay than Ink for once-#Wait nvm scratch that. Ink looking pretty fruity too tbh

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andy-clutterbuck · 11 months

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8x08 | How It's Gotta Be

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fokkel · 2 months

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An assortment of characters from memory

#digital art #artists on tumblr #fan art #luigi #aerith #sly cooper #sly raccoon #I love how with sly I remembered his silhouette #but I was like “he must wear pants how else would he have legs shaped like that”#not thinking about him being y'know #a furry with furry legs...#and the colour was just B L U E :D

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bonefall · 10 months

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VERY minor animal pet peeve about WC is that so many cats walk away just fine if dropped by a large raptor. Even when you're wearing a thick leather glove you can feel how strong those birds are when they're just hanging out on your arm

It makes perfect sense for storytelling that a baby dropped by an eagle survives but like... Marshkit would have been crushed. Snowkit would probably have been dead before he got to the nest. Rainpaw would have internal bleeding. Idk like, they should at least get a bandaid lmao

#bone babble #Tw animal death #Again I totally understand the purpose of it #But like WOW people do not realize how strong a raptor's talons are #Golden Eagles kill deer. Btw. Thats a thing they do they can and do kill deer #Considering changing the eagle that grabs marshkit in bb to a hawk tbh #Because if it was an eagle marsh would be D E A D

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