I’m usually so good at disliking Beautiful, Violent, Short Tempered Men W Daddy Issues but then Jiang Cheng showed up tossing cloaks and dressing all in purple and screaming as he attempts to control the world around him with a crack of that purple lighting whip (his mother’s anger, his mother’s weapon, his mother’s son) and trying to get love and attention and respect from everyone around him and watching him utterly FAIL and be totally damp and pathetic and miserable and I was like Oh God. That’s My Blorbo. That’s my Poor Little Meow Meow. My Darling. Oh Goddddd