#i was just trying to level up jack because the adventure gives tons of xp! i did NOT think i was going to win | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dravidious · 3 months

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I've come to make an announcement, Aurelion Sol is a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking poro. That's right, he took his dragon celestial dick out and he pissed on my fucking poro. And he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com, Aurelion Sol, you got a small dick, it's the size of this mana gem except way smaller, and guess what, here's what my dong looks like!

That's right baby, all fluff, no stardust, no scales, look at that it's not even a dong it's actually just a plushie!

He fucked my poro so guess what I'm gonna fuck the stars! That's right this is what you get, my SUPER PORO PISS!

Except I'm not just pissing with poros, I'm gonna go further, I'm pissing on you FIVE TIMES!

How do you like that, celestial? I beat you FIVE TIMES IN A ROW you IDIOT!

You have 23 hours before the stardust frrrragmmmments hit the fucking monthly challenge. Now get the fuck out of my sight before I piss on you with ghosts.

#original #context: aurelion sol is a SUPER HARD boss in Path of Champions #i lost 3 times in a row with poro king before i finally won by killing him on the first turn with a bullshit combo #and i was like “holy shit they aren't fucking around with this one”#my next attempt was with the playable aurelion sol which i won with easily because aurelion sol is just as OP in playable form #and that was all well and good but then i needed to fight him with a normal champion and i was SURELY going to take multiple attempts #i played lux and managed to win with just honest value and incredibly strong powers and items #okay yeah lux is a really strong champion. my next attempt was with jinx and i won with that one because jinx is super OP also #but THEN as the final part of the challenge i needed to beat him with a bilgewater champion #and my only champion was jack who didn't really have the tools to output a ton of damage fast like the others could #put it off for ages because i knew it was gonna take tons of attempts #tonight i beat it on my first try #i was just trying to level up jack because the adventure gives tons of xp! i did NOT think i was going to win #but i did. turns out that cheating on mana is the most OP thing you can do in any card game ever #my next champion that needs leveling up is gwen with her hallowed ghost friends. thus the “with ghosts” bit #i might just kill him first try Again lol

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