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#i want him to have a mental fucking breakdown kripke you are NEVER escaping 13 yr old shippy fangirls even if they are adult white men
slicedblackolives · 2 years
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i want eric kripke to walk into a the boys convention, teary with the knowledge that he finally has the predominantly red blooded white american cishet male age 20-40 audience he's been trying to lure since 2005, and i want him to open the floor for questions and i want a 23 yr old white frat bro with a neck thicker than his head and khaki cargo shorts to get the mic and i want him to ask. uh. hey. eric bro. bro when do soldier boy and butcher fuck man like. is it gonna be canon or wah.
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