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#i originally had rush hour higher on the realism side but then i watched a few clips and um no no sir not realistic
neonacidtrip
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I’m developing a new chart system
#movie chart
#chart meme
#jock nerd/prep goth test
#comedy movies
#action movies
#so we got into a debate because i said i wanted to watch the barbie movie
#and my boy got all ehhhhhh about watching it with me because its Girl Power and girls have cooties or whatever
#so i tried to explain the magnificence of birds of prey and he tried saying how unrealistic it is
#and then tried to say how great batman the edgelord is so this chart came to fruition
#you have your hyper serious dark tone movies like john wick and sin city
#but whereas john wick is really dedicated to realism sin city is well... sin city
#and then we have the action comedies like birds of prey and red and the a team
#where red had mostly realistic fight scenes. and birds of prey...... did not
#please dont judge me too hard on these i havent seen morbius or rush hour or the a team
#i originally had rush hour higher on the realism side but then i watched a few clips and um no no sir not realistic
#my boy was the one who called it realistic with his defense being that there was no cgi. he missed the mark
#the fact that jackie chan had to do the ladder scene like 50 times to get it right proves its not very realistic or feasible
#in making this we also came to the conclusion that the more melee is involved the less realistic movies tend to become
#anyone can shoot a gun but watching a man punch someone is only entertaining for so long before you have to spice it up with the impossible
#red 2 is not on here but the convenience store fight scene lives rent free in my brain
#batman is also not on here because ive only seen one movie and did not trust my boy enough to let him rate the rest
#i asked him for a serious overpowered movie and his first choice was antman. he cant be trusted with this task
#realistic comedy was the hardest one to do because low and behold the sillier the movie usually the sillier the action
#its occurring to me that the opposite of realistic is unrealistic but here we are with me unwilling to fix it now
#realistic overpowered/serious comedy test
#realistic unrealistic/serious comedy test
#if i just turned the a team onto its side this would be lost.jpeg i have missed a great opportunity here
#neo rambles
#neo just wants to watch the barbie movie in peace why do boys have to hate girl power movies
#i blame marvel for this
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