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I'm here once again talking about qsmp (and I'll do it again!) but I just wanted to say I was already invested in guapoduo from cellbit's pov cuz I thought they were very funny and sweet whenever they were hanging out, but I only had really cellbit's pov bc that's where I watch it from... and then yesterday I finished watching felps and cellbit getting saved from the federation and tuned into roier's stream from that day to see what it was like from everyone else, and when they are running away from the dungeon with the guys safe and sound there is a moment he stops, picks up the picture of himself, cellbit, richas and bobby, shakes his head with a smaaall little smile and a sigh and goes back to running right behind cellbit and that, my friends. Oh that. That meant EVERYTHING to me...
#qsmp#I'm aware of them breaking up#and just watched abueloier get killed by cellbit#so yeah this is gonna hurt#but Id also like to say cellbit and roier have insane chemistry#i dont mean this in a weird shipping way away from the characters btw#i just think roier is REALLY funny#holding up the bit and yes anding everything is something they do sooo well#and it works!!#like abueloier and cellbit talking had me in stitches istg#cant wait to finally get to their wedding#but first#ANGST!#guapoduo
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god gives his silliest of guys the heaviest of lores
#apparently#qsmp#chatter#I just think it's funny how roier slime AND tubbo. who are all really silly. got like a book w coords n shit
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Cellbit naming Roier out of nowhere and inciting the chat to get excited about their characters and make jokes about it VS Roier naming Cellbit out of nowhere and immediately proceeding to make fun of the chat bc he knows they are gonna get excited
#he really mocked every guapoduo stan with his 'ay el roier esta enamorado'. ya calmate pinche intenso 🫵🤣'#we are his clowns 🧍♀️#he was joking btw thats the kind of dynamic he shares with his chat i just think the difference between cellbit and roier is funny jnsjnd#qsmp#guapoduo#cellbit#roier#spiderbit#alessa's posts
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AWH... I'm skipping through Roier's QSMP Day 1 VOD because I'm looking for a specific thing, and I just noticed that when Jaiden stands in front of the group to do her introduction and her mic isn't working, Mariana laughs (not in a mean way, I laughed too) and Roier immediately smacks him and tells him off for laughing.
[Timestamp ~36m 50s, volume warning for Quackity's awful mic]
It's such a little thing, but I think it's really sweet in retrospect, especially considering how Roier and Jaiden have become such good friends in recent weeks :')
#i talk#qsmp talk#legitimately though I frickin adore Roier and Jaiden's friendship IT'S SO SWEET THEY'RE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS...#Jaiden was so nervous the first few days of QSMP and she talked about how she was too anxious to talk to people she didn't know#So this Egg event really helped her (and a lot of other people too)#It gave everyone a chance to make friends / bonds with people they might not have interacted with as much otherwise#it's just really sweet#I've got a special place in my heart for Jaiden I like her a lot#I used to watch her animations a bunch because my little cousin loves her#then I just kinda stopped because I don't watch Youtube creators much and my memory is awful#But QSMP made me start watching her again#and I found out all the stuff she's had to go through and I watched her videos where she talks about more serious stuff / her personal life#and like not to sound parasocial or whatever but my ''protective parental instinct'' went nuts after hearing all that#she's been through the wringer but it seems like she's doing a lot better#she's really funny and cool#but social anxiety is still a nightmare#I'm really glad she got Roier as her Egg partner -- he's so friendly and nice I think it really helped her relax a lot#and she's actually learning more Spanish despite saying she had 0 Spanish knowledge whatsoever when joining the server!!!#Idk man I'm just really proud of everything everyone's been doing on the server#and I'm really proud of Quackity for bringing people together like this. It's amazing#I love him so much and I'm so grateful this server exists.#First and Best Multilingual server baby!!!#Anyways I forgot how bad Quackity's mic sucked from literally everyone else's perspectives on Day 1 LMFAO#Roier specifically says ''Don't laugh!'' and ''Give [her] a pass!'' (for the mute issue)#alright I added a clip I can't not put a clip for this
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Rivals to lovers spiderbit au, but the rivalry is that Cellbo is a communist and Roier is an anarchist
#this is an excuse to link Gatinha Comunista with Cellbit's character#qsmp#phantom shenanigans#is not even an au really i just think it would be funny#spiderbit#cellbit#roier#anarchist x communist au
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qroier should definitely show qcellbit his favorite telenovela (karmaland). i bet that would be a fun ride
#''guapito what the fuck is quackity our friend quackity doing in there'' ''what are you talking about they just have the same name''#''vegetta is there too! and isn't that luzu? is that the same luzu we haven't seen in months?'' ''i think you are imagining things''#sorry i love the idea of cellbit being one of the most aware characters of the qsmp#also i think roier is aware to a certain degree that those things happened to luzu/quackity/vegetta/rubius ngl#it's just that vegetta denied it once. he called it a telenovela and kept calling it that. maybe for the bit? idk#he's very dedicated to the bit bless him#because like. karmaland definitely is canon as a real thing that really happened so-#but yeah it would be funny if he showed him karmaland#qsmp#mcyt tag
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So there is a universe where Mariana and Roier are anthropomorphic cats
#not really qsmp related but i think its funny considering that roier calls cellbit gatinho#jusy thoughs jsjj#also i want to watch this series i just dont have time#ily juan#fran.txt
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and roier calling bad babygirl of course
#vodwatching#this shit is so funny i love them#also i just adore cellbit being like. yes im in love with him already in my head we're dating#also i do not care whatsoever who he flirts with. icon imagine being that and also so jealous but in completely other ways#other people cannot flirt with roier but he can do whatever he wants#actually that is the epitome of how cellbit thinks about roier#roier gets whatever he wants no matter what#really well and truly 'he can do whatever he likes so long as he comes home to me'
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listen. juanaflippa came back after 3 days like jesu/s right. and now charlie is self-exiling in the desert. perhaps, also, like jesu/s
#i dont really know what this is#i just think it would be REALLY funny if roier interacted with him as the devil#while charlie's in the desert#lauratexts2023#fucking roier i meant rubius
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Been thinking a lot about the queer rep of the qsmp and like how much i appreciate characters saying full stuff about being only into women, or liking men, or being gay in general. Like I remember distinctly during the first movie night is when it first hit me. The milk carton animatic was playing and it ends with qcellbit and qroier kissing at the wedding. And like i remember physically looking away and preparing to see one or both of them be really uncomfortable or joke about it. But they were really happy about it instead and I felt like just weird relief from it. Cause like yeah mc smp's tend to be very homoromantic, but everyones tends to be very almost prudish about wanting those relationships to be shown or go anywhere or be drawn kissing and stuff like that( At least in previous smp fandoms I've been in). Then, although it was before that moment, cellbit saying "I want to be gay and happy" although funny, it's just so nice to hear the word and have it not be a joke or not danced around cause someone's uncomfortable with it. Like the character likes men and wants to be gay and happy, simple as that. Then you have q!bagi saying that she's only interested in women, and liking melissa, but not roier, even though they're the same person. Then there's q!fit who told Ramon "I'd prefer another dad for you" and just how much knowing his backstory that being canonically a gay man adds to his characterization(i could write like a 5 page paper on that alone). And on top of it all it's the language and seriousness of all the relationships as well. Foolish and Vegetta were calling each other boyfriends, and 'my love', people go on dates and talk about what they want out of their relationship and how they're feeling about it, and like it's even normal for a lot of the couples to normalize implying or just having straight up sex (thanks for the trauma slimeriana and maxpierre/lh). Like I know I'm rambling, but, it genuinely means so much to like have the queer romance be explicitly queer and also more than just a joke. Like in ways I didn't realize at first, but it's kinda fucking awesome.
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addendum to my whole alignment conversation; but I think the reason Foolish and Jaiden get along so well is BECAUSE they're both very Neutral or True Neutral aligned.
Long time qJaiden viewers remember that jaiden was like. REALLY okay with anything qroier or bobby would do. Roier tells her that he's got a basement to kill and torture people and she's fine with it! He's got a plot for vengence? Cool! Bobby just killed a villager? That's so funny! (Hell even roier was put off by that one)
She doesn't Care, it's inconsequential not in a purposeful or malicious way but because it literally just does not affect her or cross her mind. Why? because it's not hurting anyone she loves.
which is why we'll see her not bat an eye at things like Roier trying to kill people or cellbit's rancid reputation or foolish arresting tazercraft BUT when cellbit hurts roier's feelings at Festa Junina, she's extremely up in arms and eager to threaten him not once but TWICE and also just as willing to let it go as long as ROIER says it's okay.
if it doesn't bother jaiden's little family or the kids, she could care Less about what someone's done/about to do. She HAS strong morals (something Cellbit has noted before) but they're skewered to things that would affect her or her loved ones.
#qsmp#qsmp liveblogging#qsmp jaiden#this is a double edged sword btw because this is what makes her loyalty so tantalizing and extreme#qaiden doesnt care WHAT qoier does. she's on his side. that kind of loyalty is really strong and hard to break#qsmp meta
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I love Quackity but I do think it's really funny how long he's been saying "This is just the beginning" regarding QSMP.
The year is 2025, Every member of the island has been kidnapped no less than 5 times each. Pac and Mike are in prison again as we speak. There are 8 Cucurucho's now, Jaiden has befriended them all. Cellbit has just added the 1000th pin to his enigma board. Roier has created his twentieth alter ego. Foolish is almost ready to finish the Titan. Felps is in his square.
Quackity tweets. The image is dark, and hard to see, but if you look hard enough you can tell who it is. Quackity, ElQuackity and Quacktiy... but blonde...? He was a triplet, not a twin. Meet BarbaraQ.
You read the caption. "This is just the beginning."
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The reason Missa doesn't consider Philza's house to be his too is because he wasn't there.
He wasn't there to see their changes, he wasn't there when more and more details were added for his children.
Yes, he has access, because Philza always thinks about Missa. But this had happened before with Roier.
There was a week when Missa wasn't on the server, and Roier had upgraded the house where they used to live together (before Tacos lore). He improved the second floor, the crops, made a bridge, and Missa still had access because that house belonged to both of them.
Then one day he came back, saw all those changes and no longer considered that that was his home. Even when Quackity asked him to come in, and he told him "This is not my house, I didn't make it". Then the Tacos thing happen and he left that place, alone.
So yes, this may happen because when he doesnt participate, he wasnt part of the process... and that was a week, now imagine missing all those changes in MONTHS.
Before leaving for Japan he told Chayanne that he would do everything possible to logging. Because "he didn't want anyone to tell him anything, he wanted to be there". And that didn't happen because thats out of roleplay lol
But Yup, thats why he's always looking for places where he can make his OWN house.
I can even mention that moment when he came back home to visit Chayanne and quietly sang "Huésped en casa propia" by Pxndx
(Translation: Guest in your own home)
It was a detail that went unnoticed, and I hate that!! because the song talks about how he really feels.
The waypoint says "Phil & Missa" but it's more Phil than Missa. It was more Roier than Missa... Do you feel me?
Because that feeling of being a burden is not because he is just "in love with Philza", it is because his personality is like that with everyone
JAJA and it's funny to know that Missa has involuntarily built his character like this, he has even gone to therapy with Melissa twice!!!
And now that Philza has realized all this, I hope that the next time they meet again he will make Missa feel that that is his family and home too, because history repeats and repeats itself. And it's angst, so fucking angst.
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can i ask for qsmp reacting to new member reader who is russian??
yes of course!! I love this request sm, hopefully I got everyone you're looking for! sorry if these are a little ooc, I'm learning a lot and watching a lot about the qsmp still so hopefully this is good lol. kind of a mix of q! selves and cc! selves so 💀
QSMP ; meeting a russian creator
includes ; tubbo, quackity, cellbit, jaiden, roier, wilbur, foolish, slimecicle, tina, and nihachu
warnings ; language, probably ooc 💀💀
masterlist
TUBBO
"oh, hi! are you the new member???"
he's really nice, helps you build a house and stuff to get started and whatnot
you, him & sunny spend a lot of time together, especially because quackity gave you your own child too
sunny & your egg absolutely love each other, and perfectly balance one another out
tubbo teaches you all about his machines and factories and whatnot
welcomes you with open arms to the town of fobo
talks to you about the federation and whatnot, how they're basically the government and to just avoid them at all costs
even with a language barrier (if you don't speak English as well) you guys are so tight
always fucking around together somehow
he adds you into his lore as well
QUACKITY
welcomes you with kindness and open arms
introduces you to your own egg 😭🫶
he's got a lot of energy and is very chaotic, literally sprints around the whole smp showing you everything and catching you up into lore stuff
if he fucks up a first impression, he repeatedly tries to make it up and corrects himself and whatnot
doing dumb shit with him and richarlyson is a must
you guys become really good friends and make some great lore ideas together
if you speak a little/lot of English, you guys will just have chitter-chatter streams together and build a little tree house for the eggs
CELLBIT
"hello!!"
you teach him a little Russian and he teaches you a little French
even if you have a language barrier he's really nice to you
very selfless, if you need something, hes got you
if you get kidnapped, good lord is he holding a grudge
has a protective type of personality, makes sure to keep you and your egg safe if you two come across some federation funny business together
starts to learn Russian because he thinks it's a cool language
surprises you one day with a phrase in Russian and you're just like "???? hello cellbit?"
"was that a good pronunciation? I'm still learning"
puzzles >>>>
used to be a rlly good pvper so he teaches you some outdated tricks lol
JAIDEN
"Oh my God, hi!!"
teaches you all about how the smp works and tells you all about her adventures
also takes you on adventures with her when you stream together
through the language barrier, you still get along really well and enjoy each other's humor and company
building together >>>
such great inputs from each side
in lore, she's kind of just off to herself, and alone
she can't really trust other people whatsoever now
but when you come around, she's a bit more open but obviously wants to be left alone
teaches you all about her pets
she rubbed off her love for vocaloid on you
ROIER
welcomes you with a smile
teaches you all about lore and whatnot
mentions his and cellbits wedding at least 3 times
gives you a little referral to therapy
he's currently a rat in lore so uh
he kinda just uses you as a pedestal for now
"y/n, tell them that im the superior rat, please"
you repeat the phrase in russian to any other russian creators you joined the server with
becomes a co-parent to your egg
very level-headed, somehow always has a plan
"Oh, yeah, the federation kidnaps people, just stay away from them"
"Dude what"
everyday is his birthday
you play into the bit by singing happy birthday in russian and giving him some sort of food
WILBUR SOOT
very formal first impression
introduces you to tallulah
tallulah is kinda iffy about you and your egg at first but she warms up to you guys
if you're the building type, he'll do the dirty work to get you the stuff you need to make a house, or anything you wanna build
on top of learning french, dutch, and spanish, you get him invested in russian as well
in lore, he believes that most problems can be solved by love, and you just kinda go with it because he's nice enough and whatnot
teaches you some stuff about music
you guys do a lot of yap streams while grinding up some resources on the island to make some new locations and whatnot
"the pattern you're doing looks like upside down dicks"
"wh- wilbur, why would you say that?"
if you're still learning English, and it's kinda broken when you speak or you say something wrong, he kindly corrects you and teaches you correct pronunciations
becomes a co-parent to your egg as well
you teach the eggs the "scary fight like a badass" stuff and he's the "be nice, children" parent
FOOLISH GAMERS
you're immediately introduced to his laugh
kind of reckless, but pretty laid back
pretty playful as well, likes to joke around with you
he doesn't have a reason to not trust you yk
you're very overprotective of your egg and anxious that you'll let something bad happen, but if he becomes a co-parent, he releases your egg from the little plastic box you have them in when you aren't around
does the whole Batman bit with you on your first stream on the qsmp
holy shit the amount of laughter
he wants to leave a good impression on you, thinks you're really cool lol
you've mutually decided that he builds exteriors, you design interiors
SLIMECICLE
probably wasn't even aware new people were joining
"who the hell is that???"
like you're trying to let quackity teach you the basics and he's staring from a distance like he's gonna plot to kill you
tries to joke around and say hello in russian but ends up saying some random phrase that didn't make sense
"You just said your toes taste like cheese"
"Wait, what?"
makes you a bitch wife/husband asap
makes you curse people out in russian when he gets slightly offended
definition of the uwu cat boy and tall angry bully gay stereotype
in lore he's got some serious psychological problems but it's okay!! you can deal with it
quackity tells you about the whole gegg think and you sit there like "okay wtf"
TINA KITTEN
you guys just kinda run into each other one day and you ask her for help on something
something clicked man, yall are such an iconic duo
you guys build a whole mansion near the sea together for the eggs
in lore, she's pretty reserved and isolates herself, and you become one of the many tk worry about her and try and give her advice
secrets are safe with her 💳💥💥💥
you guys own a little farm together too
Em and your egg get along so well
she has a little proud mom moment
tetris competitions.
she likes to draw and she loves drawing you and your egg together it's so cute
NIKI NIHACHU
she's kind of shy but your personalities balance each other out
she's sworn to protect everyone, and you and your egg are quickly added to that list
baking with her>>
you work with her at empanadas bakery
she talks to you all about psychology and how it fascinates her and stuff
you learn a lot from her
lots of compliments whether it be builds or even outfits you're showing off to you're stream
she easily becomes a co-parent of your egg lol
#lowkeyrobin#mcyt preferences#mcyt x reader#wilbur soot x reader#mcyt oneshot#quackity x reader#nihachu x reader#tubbo x reader#qsmp#qsmp x reader#qsmp tubbo#qsmp cellbit#qsmp roier#qsmp jaiden#qsmp tina#qsmp niki
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SEMI-FINALS
PROPAGANDA:
Familoier:
I CANT SPEND THE NEXT HOUR TYPING
THE TRIO OF ALL TIME TRULY- ALL 3 OF THEM LOVE AND CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER SO MUCH- LIKE ROIER AND CELLBIT ARE MARREID YEAH BUT THEY STILL CONSIDER JAIDEN PART OF THEIR FAMILY SHE IS IMPORTANT TO THEM AND THEY ARE IMPORTANT TO HER- ROIER AND JAIDEN WILL ALWAYS BE PARTNERS NO MATTER WHAT
theee relationship of all time: roier is husbands with cellbit and jaiden is his qpp, they are all so caring for each other and they have had their tension and their bad moments but there's a genuine want to communicate and grow better all the time :( <3
Cellbit and Roier are romantic married, Roier and Jaiden were platonic partners raising a child together, and all 3 are chaos together! But get along so so well! They support each other so much and care about each other so deeply and they are all Sillies
this is jaiden, and this is jaiden's partner/ the father of her child roier, and this is roier's cannibal husband cellbit
Eclipse Federation:
i dont like them. they ruined my life. Subz and Vitalasy had already partnered in previous seasons but this one, Vitalasy ended up leaving for a few months, leaving Subz alone, and Zam ended up getting close to him after immense trauma at the hands of his former teammates. Zam has done SO many wrongs, including to Subz himself and Subz STILL took him in and made him join Eclipse Federation after Zam died 14 times in a row and got banned then revived by the same player who's been killing him all this time. And it could've been perfect but no, Zam had betrayed his previous team due to them using dupes via exploits, and now Eclipse Federation ALSO has exploits! And he decided that yeah his morals were more important than being loved! And so he murders Vitalasy when he's at his most vulnerable point, lets everyone gaslight him into thinking Vitalasy is an irredeemable evil monster who will never change, even as Vitalasy SAID he was ready to change before the betrayal even happened, Eclipse threw out their whole revenge plans because of Zam's positive influence and he just broke everything. Subz couldn't be with Zam but also couldn't see himself at Vitalasy's side, leaving him alone. Vitalasy hated Zam and yet never killed him or hunted him down, despite Zam acting like he did. And when Vitalasy left, banning himself off from the server, Zam had some time alone to think and realized he fucked up SOOOO bad. And Subz revived Vitalasy and told him to kill him. And ban him. His last wish. His Deliverance. And to make up with Zam. And Vitalasy tried, and they kind of did make up over Subz's death, but then Zam was like "actually im going to kill everyone and destroy the server now. because i want subz back and also because i always do extremely drastic things when i don't need to because i have unchecked mental illnesses i refuse to get help for". And surprisingly when Subz came back he didn't like that! And they ended in tragedy! Eclipse is fucked up. It's a trio that's always about the absence of one person, it's a team that could only happen in one timeline and it was doomed from the very start. But the love was there. It made everything worse, truthfully. But it was there. And that matters. Also as a fun fact Zam himself on twitter has referred to eclipse as a throuple, which is not canon but that's pretty funny. he also stated on stream he didn't want to get therapy because it'd ruin his lifesteal character. and there was a saga where they would "marry" (challenge lost kinda shenanigans) and zam was the only one happy about it. he's not normal. there's something wrong with him. love that for him though sorry for the block of text. I really dislike them. They're my beloveds :3
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Anyone else up thinking about how every time Cellbit wants to check in with Roier he always pulls him to the side so it’s just the two of them to ask him if he’s okay and has he been sleeping. Roier very much puts on his funny happy facade in front of people, Cellbit has said to roier that he knows he hides how he feels behind jokes and I just love how respectful Cellbit is of that. He never puts roier on the spot in front of other people and puts him in positions where he’s going to have to drop that mask in front of others. He always makes sure that roier knows it’s just the two of them talking about it. And if roier shows that he’s really not in a place rn to open up about how he feels Cellbit never pushes him past his comfort zone, yesterday Cellbit asked if he’d been sleeping okay and roier placed down Jose to avoid talking and Cellbit just fondly shook his head and left it at that until later when he was like “if you’re First Lady you need to sleep well” but again didn’t try to make it some deep emotional conversation because roier clearly wasn’t in the place to do that. They’re just both so respectful of each others boundaries and very aware that they both only really open up about how they feel to each other and when they feel ready and that’s always something they keep in mind when around other people I just ahh I adore how much they love each other
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