Cooper Day smut, where your friends and your staying the night at his. He gets a wet dream and subconsciously dry humps you until you wake up. You end up having to wake up cooper and tell him to fix it, so he goes into the bathroom and tries to but it's not working so you help him out by riding him until he comes. Also having to stay quiet because his parents are next door. Please I'm begging you write this😫

OMFG I LOVE THIS THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FIRST ASK THIS IS SO *chefs kiss* AHHHH!! BTW I'M TRULY SORRY IF IT ISN'T AS GOOD AS EXPECTED OR EVEN GOOD AT ALL, I AM TRYING MY BEST!

A Dream Come True.

Cooper Day x Fem!Reader (Smut).

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You and your only two friends, Zanni and Cooper, had nothing better to do and it was a boring friday night. No one was throwing any parties, no one was going out and having fun, in fact, no one was doing anything. It was officially the end of the school day and the familiar voice of Cooper had broken into your thoughts of future plans for today. "Hey, uh y\n, school is over dude.", you smile at his voice and turn to him, "Yeah yeah, I'm not dumb, Coop." you jokingly act offended at his words, which creates a laugh between you two. "Hi y\n, hi Coop." Zanni says happily, you and Cooper greet her at almost the same time, and then you all start walking down the halls. "Do you guys wanna like, come over and do something?" Cooper asks as he looks at you and then Zanni, and back to you. Both you and Zanni smile at him and agree, you start blushing. The three of you walk with Cooper to his house and talk about all of the things you guys could do this weekend, almost like a group of kids would. Hey, maybe we could go to the mall and buy all the good cd's there." you suggest, your suggestion was met with a happy expression from Cooper and an excited one from Zanni. You all finally make it into the Day household, greeting Mrs and Mr Day on your way up to Coopers room, saying hi to Nathan and Natalie on your guys's way up the stairs. Making yourselves at home immediately after going into his room, you and Zanni had been in here like 100 times already, you always made yourself comfy and read what he last wrote or listened to his cd's or sometimes even looked through his belongings for fun. "So, what. are we gonna do now?" Zanni asks as she looks over to you and Cooper, "Hold on, I have some money in here and we can do what y\n said, about the cd's and stuff, I can get us slushies after or something.", and like that, Cooper goes to retrieve his cash that he had laying on the floor of his slightly messy room, once he comes bacm with the money you all flee to the mall. Once you, Cooper, and Zanni made it to the mall you run straight for the FYE, they always have cd's there, Cooper grabs an interpol cd and shows you, then he shows Zanni, his smile is so wide he looks like he could be faking it, but it's way too genuine to be faked. You and Zanni start searching for your own cd's and find a few, and Cooper finds a few more, and like that, you're all walking out. Zanni gets a call soon after, you watch her answer her phone with a sigh, " Mom I am with Coop and y\n, no we're not doing anything stupid, we're at a mall! Fine." she ends her call and puts her phone in her jean pocket, "Guys, sorry but my mom said I gotta go, can we meet for slushies tomorrow?" she says with a sincerely apolegetic look on her face, when Cooper answers quickly with a "Sure! See you later Zanni.", you just wave at her and smile. Just the two of you, he walks back to his house with you, he's all blushy and smiley this time. Suddenly, he notices how dark it is and you both run into his house giggling, maybe something inside both of you knew his parents wouldn't like it if you were late for a dinner or something like that. You both walk into Coopers house, making your way upstairs to his room you let him know you'll be sleeping over and just need to put on some other clothes, asking to borrow his. He smiles kind of shyly and just barely mutters out a "Yeah.", he's so flustered for no reason, but he's so cute that it doesn't even bother you. "Y\n, i'm like really tired today, so when you put on your clothes can we just sleep or something?" he asks. You answer him the way you have to all the time, "Of course, Coop.", he's always tired early on fridays, and it never bothered you to sleep in his bed, you had a crush on him anyways, so being close to him and feeling his warmth on you was more a blessing than anything else. Once you come out of his room fully clothed in HIS clothing, he gets super flushed and just looks you up and down, not noticable though. Now you do the parts you loved to do. You play his favorite cd on a quiet volume and talk him to sleep.

Now he's sleeping. You feel Cooper breathe behind you, and kinda hear it too, what a comforting thing to know Cooper is just there peacefully. Well maybe not too peacefully for long, because as soon as you pull some of his blanket near you, his breath hitches and he cuddles into you. You try to pull more blanket towards you, choosing to ignore his odd breath there, you fall fast asleep to the music and the small faint sounds of Cooper breathing behind you. You are fully asleep now, and feel something start moving back and forth on your ass, this doesn't bother you at first as you don't even feel it much. It gets faster though, and then Cooper whimpers, that's when you wake up, and Cooper does not stop, he keeps whimpering, groaning, and humping. This almost causes you to moan, this has to end now, it was making you to horny. "Coop." you loud-whisper at the sleeping boy, who now aches for friction. "Cooper, wake up!" you rock him at the shoulders with your hands, he actually wakes up this time, in full embarrasment and the boner he knows he has. He half tiredly asks about what it is you woke him up for, even though he might know the answer. You try to tell him in the least awkward way possible, "You, uhh, humped me in your sleep. You should, like, take care of your, situation. I mean that in the least awkward way ever.". He just blushes and walks over to his door, before opening it he apologizes, to which you tell him it's not really that big of a deal, even though it was, you felt lying to him would be easier in this moment. Cooper quickly runs down his stairs to fix his 'situation'. He thinks of everything about you that turns him on and starts rubbing his dick, he even thinks about if you were doing it to him instead of himself. Nothing was warking, he'd get close and it just wouldn't cum, he was taking longer than usual, and to you p, he was taking too long in general. You sneak downstairs and knock on the bathroom door, hearing Cooper and his breathy moans. Even though you know what he's doing, and how he is busy, you still hope he will just open the door. " G-Gimme a second y\n, I think I might be close.". Cooper is in need of help and he was starting to notice. He opens the door halway, with his shirt covering his dick, and his face being sweaty. "Do you want help, Coop?" you ask him, just wanting to help his raging erection, maybe he'll fall asleep happy. He pathetically nods and opens the door more, you sneak in you and shut the door softly. He looks so distressed it's almost sad, "Hey, it's ok Cooper, i'm gonna make you feel so good, ok, don't even worry.". These words alone almost make him cum.

He looks a bit less frusterated, he tries to cal down as you lower your lap onto his extremely erect penis. You tried to not be worried as you lower yourself down onto Coopers 7 inches, hard and big, although it made you want to please him more. "Please can you ride me, please I just want to cum, you're so fucking hot and-" you shut him up by starting ride him as he asked, up and down on his cock. Making Cooper go crazy, he was starting to moan, you had to cover his mouth since his parents were in the next room over, and you chose to bite into his shirt in order to muffle the sounds made from how pleasing he felt. Cooper keeps hitching his breath and complimenting you, letting you know he doesn't just want you for sex. You play with his hair as you ride him, going more fast than before. Cooper starts to get closer and closer, and he finally makes it into his orgasm, you are reaching your climax as well. You ride out both of your orgasms as he smiles at you while cumming more than he thought he would, he loudly groans "FUCK!" and then quiets himself as much as he can, "Fuck y\n, you were so good.". Making you smile as you felt validated by the guy you like that also happens to be your best friend ever. "Cooper, do you wanna be my boyfriend?" you ask, more bold than before. He answers happily "Yes I do.", then he sloppily kisses you. You both walk up back into Coopers bedroom, laying on his bed, you snuggle into his chest. "We should do that again sometime y\n. You were REALLY good." he says, with a blush on his face, still panting a bit from when you completely ruined him and the virginity you took. You smile at him and kiss his lips, happy that your first time was with Cooper. "Anytime, maybe i'll have a wet dream about you next time.". And you both lay together as two horny, but really happy, lovers.

4, 5, and 20 mun views

Mun Views 

4. On your fandom. 

Which one lmao....um, well X-Men? Cool, a lot of the fandom to some degree is drawn cuz they can relate be they part of some type of minority group. Don’t see too many assholes, I think most of the jerks that were on here fell off during nippocalypse. There is a divide with the comic elitists vs xmcu and it’s dumb. I used to be an xmcu blog cuz I WANTED to read the comics but I was a broke ass college student who had literally no access to that, but I’d seen Wolverine and the X-Men, plus the movies that were out at the time. If I’d let those asses run me off, well, wouldn’t have continued to build my comic book collection (I’d already read Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, I’m talking specifically X-Men comics).

Arrowverse? I don’t follow many of the blogs, I have a select few I follow. My fandom experience is pretty much my friends with fairly similar views so I can’t speak on the fandom outside of the fact there’s a loooot of veiled hating on women of color under the guise of griping with the crappy writing. I try to avoid it. I don’t hold with Iris and Cecile hate, they’re good characters subjected to the writing of white men, what do you want.

Star Wars? NOPE. Hell naw. No thank you. Bye. I have no interest. I make it very clear this is a “the prequels are the shit, TCW is a fucking joke and trashes the characters, not!Star Wars mouse sequels are non-existent, the og EU is not legends it’s the only recognized canon” blog, and I’m this unapologetically. I have extremely strong opinions, I’ve literally been in the fandom since I was 6, I’ve spent hours reading EU content, visual dictionaries and encyclopedias, concept art of the movies books, comics, novelizations, etc. If you’re a stan of the other...stuff, I’ll probably say shit that will offend you and it’s probably for the best you don’t follow me cuz I’m not censoring these opinions, ever, at all. And for the love of all things holy, if you want to call R*ylo okay, or Anidala toxic, we meeting up behind Denny’s, yo.

Supernatural? Kinda sorta, considering I don’t link Nil and Farrar to any of the show canon besides using some of the monster lore. Like we don’t do the appropriation of native spirituality on this blog, so there’s no use of W*nd*g* cuz you’re not supposed to write or say that, like no. I have major problems with the show, that’s a mile and a half long, past season 5 it went downhill, they really should have left Swan Song as the finale. The queer baiting and bury the gays, the trash trash trash finale, the way any poc and female characters are handled, there’s so much oof. I stay away from it. Honestly kind of nice to see the SPN crowd was mostly quiet, it was RAMPANT when I first got on here, and there was a looot of drama. The way the extreme crowd of the fandom conducts themselves with the actors and stuff tells you a lot. Another nope. I prefer to stick to fandomless urban fantasy.

5. On exclusivity. 

If that’s someone’s jam, that’s cool. Doesn’t bother me. At one point I was exclusive to a few versions of characters. Not anymore, but I can understand how sometimes someone just clicks for you to the extent it rubs you wrong seeing a different version. It doesn’t stop me from writing with other people so I literally give no fucks and don’t see why anyone else should either.

20. On 'popular' blogs. 

Here’s where I piss a lot of people off, and I don’t really fucking care, as having at one point been an even more actively sought out blog back when the MCU was taking off in 2012-2014 and having tons of asks and thread requests, I can more than speak on what it’s like being a popular blog.Technically still am, you don’t have to take my word for it, just look in my thread tracker, and that’s not even all the threads cuz some are in drafts cuz they’re starters and I can’t add yet.

There’s nothing wrong with people enjoying your writing and following you. Awesome, good for you. It often proves to be a lot for people and I don’t like when I see people biting off more than they can chew but still pushing for more followers and asks and threads. Frankly, it’s really, really rude. I get wanting to make people happy, or wanting to try new threads and stuff, but you should also be reasonable with how much you can manage. If I see someone complaining about having too many drafts and asks and then not being able to write because of the pressure, but then daily pushing their promo or their wire or memes...and nothings coming of it...and they’re admitting they can’t get their muse to reply...then STOP. “You don’t owe anyone anything” means you don’t owe anyone respect and obligations that aren’t due.

When you decide to join a collaborative writing hobby, you’re still committing to your partners to write to some degree. Now if that means you’re going to be slow, and super minimal with which followers you actually interact with THAT IS FINE...as long as you have that communicated and make it very clear to the people who follow you they’re probably just following to be lurkers. But I can’t get with constantly pulling for interaction then within the same day the whole inbox is being dumped, drafts are being dumped, the same three people are the only ones ever getting a reply for the past three months, etc.

There’s been times I’ve said I can’t plot right now, there’s been weeks I bump all the memes in my queue further down so that they don’t post so I can catch up. I’m so secure with partners I don’t follow back unless I get my rules code sent in (newsflash: 9/10 I never see it). I never post a promo. I really don’t need to, if I see someone I really want to interact with on my dash, I’ll follow first, but I can’t in good conscious promote myself when I’m at a decent spot keeping up with a LOT. Sometimes I’m really glad I’m a multi with OCS and mostly female muses, it helps avoid ever reaching the point where I’m just getting too many followers to keep up with, but giving yourself a cut-off isn’t a bad thing people. Trying to do too much is.

There, I have successfully pissed off a ton of people, but I’m not taking it back. There’s way too much immaturity on this matter on here, and it’s really a litmus test of the people who HAVE been in group hobbies that are interdependent of cooperation of all members offline, and those who haven’t. “It’s my hobby” isn’t this get of of jail free card you get to wave everywhere when you want to ignore people. You can’t pull that in most hobbies that involve more than one person, whatever it may be, if it’s a DND group, rec sports, chess, whatever. This is my hobby too. I just probably take hobbies and commitment to other people to a more...respectful level. If I have real life, or physical issues, of course that takes priority, but here’s a little secret...we ALL, like 99% of the community, have some degree of mental health, nuerodivergence, jobs, home life, chronic physical issues. I want you to single me out the mun that doesn’t have any of that impacting their writing capabilities to some degree. Please, find them for me. You having those things doesn’t make you special and if you can’t communicate that it’s too much, you need the “flood of follows” from your promo circulating but can’t ever write...I’m just sighing over here.

If any of these opinions rub you wrong, I don’t mind you just unfollowing,that’s fine. No one is forcing you to remain. I strongly believe the people that don’t want to remotely take it seriously, and the people that do take it more seriously, should just keep to themselves, that way no one is getting offended by the other for how they choose to enjoy their hobby. You should enjoy it, goddamnit!!! But NOT at the expense of stringing other people along. Communication is kind of essential here, as much as people want to go “I’m too shy, BLOCK”, but y’all I have ADHD, RSD, social anxiety (I used to live in an anxiety attack it was so bad), and I still do my best to communicate with people even on uncomfortable topics. If I can manage, so can you. And if you CAN’T be mature...and communicate...then mayhaps stick to fanfic until you learn how.

Headcanons about an MC that speaks in twitter stan language, please? owo Thanks and keep up with your godly writing we love em😔💗💗

I—💀💀💀 hope you enjoy boo♥️ Sorry Kiro’s is a little short, I couldn’t think of something for him...

MLQC crew react to MC that uses stan twitter language

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Victor

He asked you to grab a file for him from the shelf

But it was a little high up, so in attempt to reach for it, you knocked down a book.

It slammed down LOUD, so both you and Victor looked down at it quietly. The awkward silence was broken when you said, “Anna oop-”

Victor opened his mouth to say something but shut it immediately, “what did you say?”

You chuckled and told him it was nothing but uH NO,,, he didn’t take ‘nOtHiNg’ for an answer.

“I heard ‘something...oo’?”

lmao well no point in holding out anyway.

Without a second thought, you pulled out your phone and showed him the ICONIC Jasmine Masters video.

He watched it quietly, eyebrows narrowing in confusion when he still couldn’t understand.

this goddamn baby boomer in a millennial’s body

“It’s not that deep Victor! People just say it when something catches them off-guard.”

After that he kindaaa seemed to get it, but shook his head and sighed.

“What a dumb thing to say—even for you.”

Lucien:

YALL💀💀💀

S oO Lucien took you shopping with him cUS you said he dressed like the main character of a Charles Dickens novel and never tried anything new.

(I’m so sorry Lucien I actually love how you dress)

He wanted to prove you wrong and now here you were, waiting in Urban outfitters while Lucien tried on a hoodie for the first time.

When he emerged from the dressing room, hE LOOKED FINE ASF and u had to let yo mans know that.

You looked up from your phone and whistled before saying, “Ok wow. Wig.”

T HA T caught him by suprise because wtf??? Wig???

“...I’m not wearing a wig...? I just tried on this hoodie.”

uh no babe,,,

You laughed and explained to him it was something that people used when they’re pleasantly surprised.

You didn’t think he thought much of it bUT OH ON THE CONTRARY...

It wasn’t until y’all met up for a date the next time.

He came to pick you up from your apartment and when he noticed the cute outfit you put together, he held out a bouquet of flowers and tHe F I R S T thing he said was, “Wig.”

oh my god I tried to imagine Lucien’s VA saying it💀

Kiro

It’s probably canon that Kiro uses stan twitter language anyway

You, Kiro, Savin, and the music producers were huddled in the studio listening to a demo of his new single.

As soon at the song concluded, you patted him on the back and nodded approvingly. “That’s a bop!”

Kiro winked and excitedly played another demo. “If you thought that was a bop—wait till you hear the next one!”

Now y’all basically text and speak STRICTLY using the stan twitter dictionary.

Gavin:

okok sO

It was kind of a ritual for Gavin to shit talk his colleagues and rant about his less-private missions. It was comforting for him too, but when he came home early one day, completely exhausted, you expected him to do the same.

But he just went straight to the couch and tried to clear his head with some quiet relaxation.

You frowned and sat beside him, rubbing his back. “Aren’t you gonna spill the tea about those assholes at work?”

That caught him by suprise because he paused before responding. “‘Spill the tea’? What are you talking about?”

“Gossip! Shit-talk! Whatever you usually do to help clear your head!”

He nodded in understanding after that and beGAN his daily rant

Now whenever he feels like ranting, he’ll just call you over and say he’s ready to ‘spill the tea’.

absolute brain dump here for like?? posterity?? for 25y/o me to find later and think ‘what the fuuuck past me’?? for me to read in like a week and think ‘what the fuuuck past me’?? because i grew up on the internet and rewatched bo burnham and my identity is intrinsically entwined with needing external acknowledgement of my life and now i simply must air my laundry to the people who found my blog on tumblr dot fucking com??

anyway. at this point, content warning for me. same old awful mental health, different day tbh. just everything here.

1. i miss writing essays so much. like. i miss being in an academic environment so much. i miss getting to actually use my brain. i miss breaking things down as far as i can and rebuilding them for my own purposes. god i miss it.

1.5 my language on tumblr is painfully casual to the point i’d call it ‘unmalicious rhetoric’ but my standard style of speech is RP accent meets an austen novel pulled out the backside of a profanity dictionary

2. degree choices have been narrowed down to english lit with blank or planning/urban development

3. yes i am actually genuinely interested in planning but i don’t talk about it here because my interest is pretty based on my own perception of my interests and i don’t like not being believed when i say i want a career, a career based in social history and policy, something thats both theoretical and practical and also i geneuinely really like architecture and built environment development and heritage sites. 4 people out of everyone have believed me when i say i’d like to study planning.

4. my dad’s a planner. hence people don’t believe me when i say im here out of independent thought and free will hggjhhgfn

5. ive spent the last few days solidly thinking about gender and ive turned myself around in 17 circles and a triangle to boot. so its not going Great. 

6. depression pit is slowly getting deeper and idk where the shovel came from nor how to put it down. but at least i know im holding the fucking shovel. this is an excessively tortured metaphor

7. i got my educational psych report re-issued to me from uni after my drs office lost my fucking copy & turns out they DID!!! give me an adhd label: educational edition!! which means i was RIGHT and i’m going to FISTFIGHT the nhs and i have something to wave at my parents when they don’t believe me YEAH

8. educational label of adhd, if you wondered, is not the same as a full medical label of adhd. it’s like the lite^tm edition. doesn’t get you meds but it does get you extra time in exams and the understanding looks of uni faculty members. 

9. turns out writing road trip au which features two young adult characters trying to get a handle on dealing with 1′s poor mental health/trauma whilst neither fully understand the depth and true expansion of it brings up a metric FUCKTONNE of memories i’ve only talked about with a counselor or whilst drunk with people who were in the vicinity of that friendship with me. so that’s been wild.

10. turns out its really hard to write a ucas personal statement whilst hideously depressed and fairly suicidal. this is a fact i conveniently forgot. this time round its now got to feature a justification for leaving my degree, ie: arguably worse bc i can’t write about my a levels. 

11. on a lighter note i figured out i was depressed as fuck because i had the thought ‘hmm maybe it’s just time i move on from fire emblem?? i just don’t love it like i did... wait a fucking second - ‘. i love fe like i love life itself. don’t know Why its anime chess of all things that won my love but damn i don’t regret it at all.

12. i’m making an emmeryn cosplay for mcm next year. with sewing and everything. past me was really stocking up for the winter when they booked concerts and cosplay projects and fanfics back in september huh. 

im too lethargic to write more but thats probably a good thing lmao. xoxo gossip girl