#i fucking forgot about this i almost choked 🤣
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"Congratulations, Connor. It's a boy."
In. the tapeworm. call.
What a ridiculously silly accident.
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I just think it’s funny how
Snaters will literally dump the flaws and mishaps of their fav onto Sev then act like it’s canon…
Like if your fav is a SOB and a dumbass then just say that!
Sev being obsessed with Lily…babes that was James😬 in fact, it was never specified that Sevs feelings were romantic…Assumption 101! James never took no for an answer then basically gave Lily an ultimatum… ‘date me and your friend lives’ type shit
Sev being a blood supremacist…. *cough* Regulus *cough*
Severus left Voldemort’s side ONLY because Lily was in danger! *coughs louder* Regulus *coughs louder*
He said Mudblood! Racism!!! Yeah, blame the half-blood for using his own slur but then like Draco…the pure blood who said it on multiple occasions💀💀 ✨hypocrisy ✨
Or if they aren’t doing that, they’re over exaggerating things..
He abused children! No, Umbridge abused children…Sev was just strict and a slight bitch, and what about it?
He was Nevilles Boggart! He was such a bad and mean teacher! Babes…🤣! Neville himself said that the thing could have easily turned into his grandma. If you really take time to think about it, and the way that boggarts work, Neville’s worst fear wasn’t really Snape, it was strict authority figures in general…ya know how Hermione’s worst fear was failure and not McGonagall herself? Yeah.
And let’s not forget the golden excuses!
Severus never grew up! James did! Where? James DIED….he was still going behind Lily’s back and everything. Just because you get married and have a family doesn’t mean you’re cured of Doucheitus…but I forgot…
He joined the order! Severus joined the DEs! Take what you will from that…🥱😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😑😑😑😯😯😧😧😧SORRY IM AWAKE! I fell asleep from the boredom of not giving a fuck. You can join a group or project or organization meant to do good and still be a dick wad, you can also join groups and stuff that do harm without actually knowing what you’re getting into or what it all means ….shall I name irl examples of these things?? Or are we not ready for that conversation??
And the victim blaming is one of my two personal favorites!
Severus was bullying people, he deserved it! You’ve heard it here folks, if you’re a “bully” then you deserve to be sexually assaulted!
James was defending Lily! Wrong, when James approached Severus (because and only because Sirius’ incompetent ass couldn’t be productive and entertain himself), he was minding his own business, and the mudblood situation happened AFTER Severus was already choking mid air…that still wouldn’t explain how SA is ok, but go off I guess
“Snape must have used the spell on James or other students and thats how James learned it it! Snape got a taste of his own medicine!” That’s an assumption, but I expect nothing less from yall. From the looks of it, Snape never recieved credit for the invention of levicorpus. Lupin even stated that it was already popular and almost everyone used it to play jokes among themselves. So obviously everyone knew it…and let’s say for a second he DID use it on other students, SO DID EVERYONE ELSE! Why did that grant James the right to SA him?
He was a douchebag and he deserved to be bullied! Yes, the poor, abused kid deserved to have a rich, entitled pureblood and his ducklings in his face everyday SIMPLY BECAUSE HE EXISTED. Good job👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
And the pathetic thing is
Y’all can’t even admit that Severus is twice as interesting as all of your favs combined considering the fact that y’all have to take Sevs achievements and tragic backstory and give them to your plot piece characters while simultaneously proving our points about Severus right…I’m looking at the Regulus gurus…
By the looks of it, y’all only hate Severus because of his attitude…y’all don’t like that he isn’t the conventional “character with a tragic history does everything they can to not let the past get to them!”…. the “my past does not define me” hero….y’all don’t like that he’s a realistic representation of what abuse does to a person and that’s honestly concerning…
That’s just my take though🤷🏽♀️
#I’d hate to talk to y’all about real world situations cause WOW#smdh#pro snape#anti marauders#anti snaters#hp fandom#snapedom#pro severus snape#severus snape
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Fifth book! Sumo Saga! Who wants to see me be as gay as i can be? I know close to nothing about this saga (aside from... Yujiro.) so this will be a fun journey!
Chapter 1
...🥴
Damn! Impressive shit, love animal abuse
This Izumo guy kinda cute
I'm thriving so far no lie
Chapter 2
I'M SORRY IT'S OK TO WHAT? 😳
Mmm patas
OH NOOO
Chapter 3
Lmao king
OH C'MON BAKI WHY?
Okay good motive lmao
I love Tokugawa's face lmao
HELLO SIR
"Sikorsky would fucking destroy this"
Love how straight these people's priorities are 😌
Chapter 4
"fairly heavy" NO SHIT KING AKSGSSJSGSHJS
OH MY GOD THAT WASN'T INTENTIONAL OWBFGAJS 😭
Oh NVM it was i thought he was knocked out cold
Chapter 5
This guy is so kind bro
SHADOW SUMO
My god this sumo just turned the crowd gay by doing shadow sumo
Chapter 6
HEHEHE MY MANNN
NOT ONLY MY MAN (who btw looks a lot like he used to, bit of a thicker jaw but that's ok) BUT ALSO OUR BOY KATOU
BRUTAL
OH DAMN THOUGHT HE HAD REALLY STEPPED ON HIM FOR A SEC,,,
I swear to god his tits get fatter every time he shows up, i would pay to hold those jugs
I love Katou yes but where's my fav manco?
ITDYEATAWTWAYRWETS HE'S RIGHT OMFG 😭😭😭
"I'm a sicko too" KWFSKAFAKFWJSGSHSHKSV 💀
God i love this man so much
Chapter 7
This artstyle makes Katou look so damn cute
Okay he has a really good point
Yes Katou sumo strong even i know that
Sir i almost choke on my drink 😳
LOOK AT KATOU'S LITTLE BASTARD FACE, LOOKING LIKE HIS OG SELF AGAIN JHSHSHWY
LMAO HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW DOPPO HAS NO PHYSICAL BALLS WHEN FIGHTING 🤣
HE'S FUCKING DEAD
Chapter 8
URSYEATEASYE HE'S JUST OUT
Baki just pulls any excuse he can't to avoid fighting the old man, like, fair but :/
Katou: "what did you hit me with?" Doppo: 🤗
Those chonky legs are gonna make me act uppp
That's super interesting, I'm enjoying this saga for the knowledge I'm getting alone
Please don't kill him Baki
Doppo please-
HOHO HE GOT HIM YOOO
I like how he was like "yeah tried to ignore that world :/" but then knows everything about it like okay Doppo KTSHEAEJAF
Oh yeah, Baki's dead
There's an actual sumo fan in the comments and i respect him sm
You know, the only Hanma Doppo hasn't hit yet (out of the 4 we know) is Jack, which like it's fair but it's funny (i say hit and not fight bc he only properly fought Yuji-chan)
Chapter 9
Yujiro is at it again i guess :/
Oh no for once it wasn't Yuji's fault!
Boy i don't think your ankle can do that <:/
I love this random bodyguard
Look at his kind face, i like this guy
Awww <:3c
Can't wait for him to fight Yujiro 😍
I SHOULD BE SAYING MY MY MR UNCHAINED LOOK AT THOSE GLASSES 😳
"So Mr Unchained will be sacrificed to hype the sumo" i love the use of the word sacrifice in this context
Chapter 10
LMAO YESSS I LOVE THE BUTTON EYE GUY
The little <3
GIRL NOW IM HUNGRY
I really can't complain about those glasses he looks hella fine
BIG BOOBA
I like how he doesn't hold his hip but his leg, power move from Itagaki
He doesn't even know how this manga works 🐍
Chapter 11
That's fucking epic
Girl i can barely stay standing on both legs imagine THAT
Lol isn't it 500 nowdays?
Well of course he used a pinky! I remember the explanation :)
Lasha couldn't stand this so apparently his new record is 484
Chapter 12
Hehe Hana, come here boy we gotta see Sukune try something out
"Fairly normal uses"
This body guard looks a little too much like Katou for my liking
King shit
HEHE HI OLIVA!!!!!
Chapter 13
He doesn't even know Oliva 😹
Boob
Fuck i forgot Sukune was up to 2 m tall damn 😳
"irredeemable slim" obsessed
Plop
Girl this sumo is awakening something in me fuck
Chapter 14
YEAH TRUE I FELT IT TOO
I'm living babey
Has Oliva ever pulled out an aura like that? 😳
YRATESTERYSA ASSHOLE
I love Josh Miller so much
Chapter 15
Kinky af Sukune ngl
HE'S JUST THAT GOOD OLIVA
Hell that's pretty cool
HOIIGFUYSYESYESYESAHHH
Chapter 15.5
I wanted to see Oliva but that's okay Gaia i have time for you too
HOHO COLOR!
Oh shit a normal anime woman
Girl.
GAIA I'M LITERALLY AS SHORT AS YOU AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE
"When a crewmate is standing on top of the vent"
STOP BLAMING MOTOBE FOR THIS IRSURAUAYRSE
Chapter 16
GOD OUCH OUCH
AAAAHHH THAT MUST HURT SM
ASJHHHHH NOOOOOOOO
Se fue a la mierda boludo se fue a la concha de su hermana nooooo
Chapter 17
I know drawing body hair is probably tedious but 😢💔
HE'S FUCKING DEAD
I pity you Oliva sm
Chapter 18
He mad cute don't @ me
I'm, sorry is this...
Okay yeah he IS the fella from the maximum tournament wow 😳
Chapter 19
Fellas like 👁️👁️
I love Sukune and his calm face a lot
Cops are here already lmao
Chapter 20
Cops in this franchise have the worst job ever
YEAH FR LMAO
Mmm patas peludas
UFSYESEYTWA YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW BRO 👁️👁️
Chapter 21
Y'know Sukune is cute and all but i think he's a bit too brutal for my liking
Okay nvm that was good of him
Those kois eat more than me
Y'all have NO IDEA how bad i want to be picked up by Sukune
He's such a boyboss
HOHOHO KING 👀
Don't worry i would peg him (KAHWKSGSKSSH SORRYYYY)
Chapter 22
Actually feel bad for the guy
Everything this old man does is smoke and feed his koi fish and honestly, respect
I would just faint bro
Chapter 23
Mf is insanely op for doing that
King
Chapter 24
Anatomy is so fucked in this book but idc round
Retsu spent a long ass time training doing literally the same idk what you are so surprised about goroukou
I have no idea what he's saying but that's sick
He's just doing what Baki bro
Chapter 25
Tokugawa i don't think a man who healed from a lung cancer just a year ago should do this
Amazing
They should make Musashi fight him (/j Musashi would most likely die bc he would curious over how strong Sukune is, but by then it would be kinda late-)
Was this guy always this way?
Chapter 26
IGARIIII I MISS YOUUU, even if you ended this sumo's whole career
Also must say Igari looks kinda odd this artstyle, big eyes take the focus away from his canoe shaped face that- *gets shot*
I like how thin his ankles are, especially compared to the wrists
Look how calm and confident he is lmao
HEEELLO BABY!
Bitches in the comments acting like they don't know Baki, the assholes lmao
Chapter 27
HE SO TINY
I have no idea what lending chest means that's why I'm so quiet
Is that allowed?
Chapter 28
ITSYEAEAFSTRWYDF LEAVE MY ANDROGYNOUS BOY ALONE
"with no place for fantasy" bro this is Baki did you read the sign before coming in?
Sukune like 😦
Tokugawa doing the DreamWorks face i see
Chapter 29
Hehe smart man
Must hurt horrors to be standing on that sand no lie
I have no clue what Baki did
Chapter 30
Haha fool doesn't even know he can fix him brain by hitting it very hard! ...i miss you Retsu 🥺
I love how confused he is
I mean i guess that's true yeah
Mf loves that trick doesn't he?
IGDYAETAWTAWD TOKUGAWA'S REACTION 😭
Chapter 31
GIRL I DON'T THINK THEY WERE AWARE OF THEIR EXISTENCE BACK THEN
SGAFSHSGDFA This entire match is Sukune being like 😦
Hey look at the fellas! I like how they give introductions to em as if we hadn't been seeing these guys since book 1
Chapter 32
Would say that's a Pog but not quite
THERE! GLAD THEY MENTIONED IT!
Hana's now blind eye looks cool ngl
Mohfyestwatws "he's thicc 🥵"
HOOO NICE FLIP!!!
There's something funny about those 4 just hanging out up there without Sukune knowing
"He's like a kid in a candy shop"
Chapter 33
Idk why that made me laugh
I have seen this panel before, i still think it's pretty cute 👉👈
"in vogue" he's so pretentious 🙄/hj
DOPPO YOU WERE THERE YOU SAY THAT FUCKING SUMO, YOU ARE A SMART GUY C'MON!
Oh okay seeing he's talking with Hana i can imagine this is previous to what we just saw
URATEATESEGSA i love grandpa
Tokugawa like 😨
Dirty move old man ngl
The little <3 obsessed
Chapter 34
I don't think Hana is that light bro
Hehe last time all the mains were at the arena it was when the prisoners..... Nice to see it's a better context now <3 (INSIDE the arena i mean btw)
Why do they sit so close to that table?
Smoke is so cool in this manga
Shit this is cool to know, usually maps in my country look the same but the other way around, both Americas on the left
Kinda sad how Oliva didn't get to use his headbutt
He doesn't even know 🐍
Chapter 35
Lol today i re-read done bits of the maximum tournament and yeah this guy looks the same <3
I'm.... Gonna shit my pants are we having another tournament after so long?!
I love how even Sukune is surprised
HEY LET GRANDPA GO
I love how he could have grabbed him from the shoulder but no the neck of the clothes like dude(?
HOHOHO NICE
H- he's nakey. Give him back his clothes please.
UFSYETAWTAWES FR DUDE 😳 PLSSS OYFISRURSEYAYESEYA
I'M BLUSHING HE'S NAKEYYY
Chapter 36
I... The direction where this is going is rather SUS
AN ARM? A SINGLE FUCKING ARM?!
IT ISN'T?
KATSUMI NGL THAT'S KINDA WEIRD OF YOU
THESE MEN ARE FUCKING INSANE BRO OMFG 😭
Oh is this formerr sumo fighting too? Lil cringe, full offense
I won't remember any of them :)
Chapter 37
Oh my god that guy is so tiny what
They all seem pretty nice ngl <:3c
He's kinda cute
Those are some tight shorts
Chapter 38
He's dead
Balls status: bad
Hhhh with all the nails and shit, big f <:/
IGXJREZYEYZ BROOO THAT'S LESS THAN BAKI OMG 🥺
Chapter 39
FUCK LOOK AT THAT SUNDAE IM SO HUNGRY NOW
This guy hasn't seen Doppo fight and it shows
"the size of a girl" bro. Bro there are shorter ppl around. 165 is tall for a girl too. Tokugawa you yourself are shorter than that. What the hell.
97 KG?!
#luly talks#baki liveblog#i finally ran out of space#this saga is fun though im taking it reeeeally slow#bc i can :)
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Mods you wanted to makes us laugh with the "novel" from that anon, admit it 😁😁 I almost choked at the his fans are afraid of him part. Lolzy
Anon 2: "his actual fans are scared shitless" /// Ha ha ha ha ha I am dead I swear. Has this anon landed from Mars? I think Sebastian is the one scared shitless after all the stalkers, cancel campaigns and hate comments.
Anon 3: Oh my gosh that anon! I'm telling Jen! Just fyi anon, you are told!
Anon 4: "Sebastian's fans are afraid of him" - - I am laughing hysterically since I read this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 They threw him a #isoverparty and a cancel campaign out of fear you think? They harrass all his girlfriends and friends out of fear? Sweety, did you fell and hit your head? Be honest, we won't laugh.
Anon 5: you’re being delusional about who is criticizing him. His hardcore Stans are absolutely unhinged and complaining. the issue is that they’re calling him out for things from a point of jealousy and not from a point of actual offense./ This. I don't know what blogs, IGs or TW people this anon is following but they aren't the same ones I follow. I see fans, yes fans hating him for breathing if it's the the same air as "her". If he was doing all these same things while single the hate would be minor.
Anon 6: To the anon saying his fans are not insane: they are! You are living proof!
Anon 7: To the latest long post you received, please insert rob's DELUSIONS gif. Jesus Christ and she says his fans are not insane yet there she is right here with those aberations!
Anon 8: What the fuxx is that long ass abomination full of lies? Lmao
Anon 9: "His actual fans are scared shitless" /// No anon! He is scared shitless of them!
Anon 10: Nobody in the MCU loves bucky - I cackled at this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 girl are you drunk already? I know it's saturday but still
Anon 11: I cannot believe I actually read that non-sensic long ass piece of shit composition! Shoo away from here! Where the hell did you crawl out of with those lies? Are you in the fandom since yesterday? Or are you just brainless?
Anon 12: How much you wanna bet long ask girl is here from the hate blogs trying to convince everybody he's problematic? All she said there is utter bullshit. Anyone who's been in the fandom for at least a month knows how it is. So nice try hun!
Anon 13: Wow that anon with the long essay. Nobody likes bucky, hear that 😂😂😂 it's not his fans who complain or are over entitled 🤣🤣🤣 someone is either new to the fandom or forgot to take her medicine and is hallucinating. That is the longest and biggest load of crap I read today lol 😂
Anon 14: all these “haters” or whatever you call them and most of them if not all don’t even have anything related to him on their accounts. // That's because they are disgruntled former fans who turned against him since he appeared with a girlfriend. So while they might have little or nothing with him in their accounts, you can easily recognize them from their obsession with Ale. Yes, they know little about him lately, but everything about her and find her posts, tags and mentions in a matter of seconds.
Anon 15: Lol at bucky ain’t got fans. Lol at most mcu fans don’t like bucky all that much.>> IKR The guy was trending on twitter every Friday, more so than mackie, on reddit several fanboys are wanting more Bucky, and asking for a series. All MCU characters get hate, even Tony Stark, look at Steve Rogers tag, the guy has pages and pages of hate, but talk to a casual fan, these guys are loved. Get out of your hate bubble, anon. Look at the real world.
Anon 16: Also not a secret that most of MCU fans don’t like him and even hate Bucky. // Lol. This statement is more filled with shit than a porta-potty at Lollapalooza.
We had to take a break to grab some 🍷 in the hopes that it would help us decipher whatever the fuck that failed SAT essay was trying to say. The weekend has just begun y’all!
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