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mulletmitsuya · 2 years

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Hanma and Kisaki texts

Warnings: suggestive, swearing, and i feel like the characters involved should be warning enough tbh, also angst??? not sure

Desc: i hate Kisaki, but i find him and Hanma's dynamic to be hilarious. And i love Hanma. so this is just them being them. this is mostly for shits and giggles.

Hanma: hey babe ☺

Kisaki: who is this

Hanma: *gasp*

Hanma: you don't have my number saved???

Kisaki: obviously not

Kisaki: this is probably the wrong number

Hanma: is this Tetta-san? :)

Kisaki: ?

Kisaki: yeah?

Hanma: then it's the right number

Kisaki: oh

Kisaki: it's you

Kisaki: i told you not to text me unless it was something important

Hanma: it is important

Kisaki: what is it

Hanma: i'm bored

Hanma: let's FaceTime 😋

Kisaki: 😐

Kisaki: i have work to do

Hanma: ooo!!!

Hanma: who's murder are we plotting next

Hanma: can we kill Draken???

Hanma: i want a necklace made out of his big ass ears

Kisaki: fuck is wrong with you

Kisaki: and i meant homework??

Hanma: oh yeah i forgot you're in school

Hanma: i never went

Kisaki: i can tell

Hanma: god i love it when you degrade me

Kisaki: you have serious problems

Kisaki: i'm gonna do my work now

Hanma: 5 minutes of your time is all i ask for

Kisaki: i don't like wasting time

Hanma: but it's not a waste of time if you're spending it on me

Kisaki: it absolutely is

Hanma: you're so silly Tetta-san😚

Kisaki: don't say that about me

Kisaki: ever

Hanma: or what ;)

*Kisaki has blocked Hanma*

Hanma: oh shit

Hanma: i was joking 😭😭

Hanma: it was a joke

Hanma: TETTA

Kisaki: meet me at the park

Hanma: DON'T BLOCK ME AGAIN IM SORRY ABOUT LAST TIME ITS BEEN LIKE A WEEK😭

Kisaki: shut up

Kisaki: i need you to drop me off somewhere

Hanma: omg you need me?? ☹️<3

Kisaki: could you stop being yourself for one minute

Kisaki: are you coming or not

Hanma: anything for you my lil meow meow

Kisaki: ?????

Hanma: i thought you were using me dropping you of somewhere as an excuse to hang out with me :(

Kisaki: why would i do that

Kisaki: i don't like you

Hanma: but i love you

Kisaki: i'm not gay

Kisaki: i'm only using you to get the woman i love

Hanma: so you're saying it'd be different if i was a woman?

Kisaki: no

Kisaki: your personality is undesirable

Kisaki: you're strange and offputting

Kisaki: and you're tall and lanky

Hanma: so what i'm hearing is

Hanma: you observe my body a lot 😏

Kisaki: 😐

Kisaki: bye

Hanma: WAIT

Hanma: believe it or not, i do have some important information

Kisaki: regarding what

Hanma: Hanagaki

Hanma: i'll pick you up at your school tmr

Kisaki: alright

Hanma: it's a date 😍

Hanma: i can't find your high school ☹️

Hanma: i've been driving in circles for a while now

Kisaki: i'm in middle school

Hanma: ...

Hanma: what 🙂

Kisaki: i know you've never been to school and all

Kisaki: but could you keep up

Hanma: what do you mean you're in middle school?????

Hanma: what grade are you in????

Kisaki: seventh

Hanma: WHAT

Hanma: HOW OLD ARE YOU

Kisaki: ??

Kisaki: 13

Hanma: ....😧

Hanma: please tell me you're joking

Hanma: genuinely begging you

Hanma: Tetta-san

Hanma: please don't tell me you're a pre pubescent teenager

Kisaki: i'm not pre pubescent, i'm going through puberty 🤨

Hanma: oh my god

Hanma: i'm gonna kms

Hanma: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

Kisaki: why would i need to

Hanma: I'VE BEEN FLIRTING WITH YOU

Hanma: QUITE BLATANTLY

Hanma: I'VE SAID THINGS

Hanma: TO A 13 YEAR OLD???

Hanma: OH MY GOD I'M GONNA GO TO JAIL

Hanma: I'M SHITTING MYSELF RN

Hanma: THIS IS FOUL 😭

*Hanma has deleted some messages*

Kisaki: i don't know what you're going on about, but i can see your bike

Kisaki: i'm coming towards you, you fucking weirdo

Hanma: DO YOU NOT SEE THE GRAVITY OF THIS SITUATION ????

Hanma: WE HAVE TO BREAK UP

Kisaki: we were never together in the first place

Kisaki: i'm not gay

Hanma: how can you be 13 and homophobic

Kisaki: i don't have a problem with gay people

Kisaki: just you

Hanma: i-

Hanma: how many chest hairs do you have??🤨

Kisaki: ... lots

Hanma: i'm gonna go jump off a bridge

Kisaki: we succeeded, she's dead.

Hanma: lowkey felt bad for that one💀

Hanma: but it was fun ngl

Kisaki: why did you feel bad? we're a step closer to our plan

Kisaki: and she's involved cause she's Mikey and Izana's sister

Hanma: she's Hina's best friend, won't she be sad?

Kisaki: not once i propose to her and she see's how beautiful this ring is

Hanma: hmmm

Hanma: i won't lie Tetta-san

Hanma: this plan is flawed💀

Hanma: also

Hanma: you said "our" plan? 🙀

Kisaki: it's a full proof plan

Kisaki: and yeah, ig

Hanma: wait fr

Hanma: oh

Hanma: so am i still gonna hang around you when you and Hina get married

Kisaki: i guess

Hanma: k

Kisaki: don't cry or anything like that

Hanma: i'm not, i'm smiling 😁

Kisaki: your smile is creepy

Kisaki: don't do it

Hanma: can't stop, sorry

Kisaki: whatever

Kisaki: fucking weirdo

Hanma: yo, where are you???

Hanma: i heard a gun shot

Hanma: is Hanagaki dead??

Hanma: did we win!?!?!!?!

Hanma: Draken fucked me up ngl

Hanma: also yeah, Izana and Kakucho are definitely dead

Hanma: idk where Mikey is

Hanma: shit was wild today

Hanma: most fun I've had in years

Hanma: WHOOP❗❗❗❗

Hanma: right???

Hanma: Tetta-san?

Hanma: so like

Hanma: that was pretty traumatizing

Hanma: you were all crumpled up and gross

Hanma: didn't think Takemitchy had it in him

Hanma: to actually push you in front of a truck

Hanma: i know your trying to pry the gates of hell open rn

Hanma: i was the only one at your funeral, sorry :/

Hanma: it's been a few months, and i've been really bored

Hanma: Kakucho didn't die, apparently

Hanma: yeah

Hanma: god i've been so bored

Hanma: and lonely, ew

Hanma: your glasses r starting to rust for some reason, so i can only wear em at night

Hanma: you clothes are so small lol

Hanma: well

Hanma: just wanted to check in

Hanma: been a while

Hanma: i killed Draken

Hanma: well, not directly

Hanma: and it wasn't supposed to be him

Hanma: Hanagaki just won't die

Hanma: was tryna avenge you, or whatever

Hanma: uhm

Hanma: i'm 18 now, so that's cool

Hanma: idk if people are allowed to sleep in hell, but goodnight

Hanma: happy 15th birthday Tetta-san. I'll bring a McDonald kiddies meal to your grave

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