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Haruka should become the sole protagonist of a yakuza game and her fighting style should consist of kickboxing (her favourite fighting style that she picked up from tv and kiryu) and an improvised form of capoeira much like majimas breaker style but incorporating more gymnastics than breakdancing and she should also have her husband follow her around with their baby in his arms while she relentlessly kicks ass
#Yakuza loveblog#as much as i dont want haruto to be kidnapped but he has to be kidnapped if i want both haruka and yuta to be on the field#because otherwise one of them will have to be holding him at all times#and i really really really would love some kind of mechanic where you (the player) get to swap between them and though yuta has a higher#damage output (though as a support he would throw molotovs this is my opinion)#haruka is leagues more mobile than he is and her heat gauge is gigantic due to her repressed anger (lots of storage in her)
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Hey Matteo, is there anyway I can be an anarchist from home? I dont have the means to do things like leave the house for too long so no protests. I know theres donating to certain places but I dont feel like Im doing enough
hi friend! first of all, being an anarchist doesn't necessarily mean youre gonna be out on the front lines throwing molotov cocktails or creating communes. being an anarchist, to me, is living life in the most anarchist way of de-centering hierarchy in your interpersonal and intrapersonal life/relationships, of honoring people's autonomy (and even their autonomy to make bad decisions or decisions we don't like), holding ourselves and our communities in transformative accountability, and to just live life as authentically as you can.
there is of course the political action aspect, but you must understand that everyone is at different points of their lives. when you're in community with people, you pick up the pieces people have left behind, you pick people up when they fall behind, and you shield them from harm and retaliation by fulfilling their needs. You can read as much theory as you want--from adrienne maree brown to karl marx--but you need lived experience and community to see how these theories play out and are informed by life. you can't be an anarchist without a community of folks who are willing to love you, protect you, and keep you accountable.
at the same time, i'm not here to shame anyone. i have certain thoughts about everything and how "allies" have been pushing marginalized communities to speak up. frankly, what I will say is I will never shame anyone for how they survive in this fucked up capitalistic white supremacist world. you are suffering daily oppression from all sides, I can't blame you for not doing much to inform yourself about daily atrocities because you can barely make your rent. but if you have the capacity and are willing to want to do more, just know that you are holding endless knowledge and historical memory of these moments that the world wants us to erase from history. do not forget. donate, share information, talk with your friends, and hold your marginalized communities closer than ever, but the best thing you can do is never forget.
at the same time, this goes for everyone really, but im not intent on pushing the most marginalized voices (BIPOC but especially Black voices) to speak on every atrocity ever when they're already struggling through their own. i've seen far too many BIPOC communities and advocates online be pushed into speaking when they're not ready or when theyre genuinely protecting their BIPOC folks from MORE zionist/white supremacist hate by making sure they respect their decisions to not speak pubicly. again, I don't intend to shame anyone for doing what they can to survive, ESPECIALLY BIPOC communities. It's atrocious that even now racism is still being used to villify BIPOC voices that are speaking in drafts, still processing their grief and emotions, and for pushing BIPOC voices who aren't even okay with speaking publicly due to fear of retailiation (because thats fucking happening!) at the same time, i do think white folk need to pick up the slack as usual and just get off of BIPOC folks' backs.
i hope this helped. long story short, don't shame people for surviving under oppression, do what you can with the capacity that you have, and hold your people close. I hope that helped and im happy to expand on more.
and as always, the anarchist library is the best resource around.
#muertoresponds#just posted a few thoughts on my insta story so this has good timing#and theres reasons why on tumblr i havent spoken much#working with a group of social workers rn and palestinian classmates about creating a group#but unfortunately even i am suffering under capitalism and white supremacy as are everyone else
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I want to finish bloodborne so badly because the lore is super interesting, but I'm pathetically bad at video games and after about 20 hours of play time I still couldn't beat the priest. Do you have any lets players you'd recommend watching
it might be hard to get a good playthrough of bloodborne because they're either inevitably going to miss something important or they're the most annoying people in the universe. there's a youtuber i follow named "john wolfe" who typically plays very low budget indie horror games who did a blind run of bloodborne i found REALLY enjoyable. but that was bc i am an old fan watching the new ones get pulled in going "yes....yes!!!"
as for gascoigne, dont feel bad or stressed for not beating him yet. here's some tips to try again with him:
an entirely possible problem is that you might be leveling up the wrong skills for a new player. for your first playthrough, ignore arcane and bloodtinge until you find your first item that has an arcane level minimum to use. they're not necessary items, just fun tools to add to fighting, so i would avoid that for now. bloodtinge allegedly improves your gun damage (and SOME weapons late game/dlc) but unless you're making a special bloodtinge build, you can largely avoid it and power it up using bloodgems (found later). STR and SKL govern your ability to use different kinds of weapons, but both made you deal more damage to enemies. vitality is a VERY good thing for a new player to pump points into. no shame in that. endurance is always, always a good thing to upgrade too if you aren't sure.
gascoigne is the first true stop gap for almost everyone who plays the game. it took me multiple days and restarting the entire game over like 3 times before it clicked: the game is forcing you to learn how to parry. and thank god because it's a vital skill in this game. you will have to play the bloodborne rhythm game: time your shots when their weapon is right about to swing down on you. the best ones are the ones where he jumps at you with the axe over his head, very easy to hit. when you hear the parry sound jump forward and get that visceral attack! visceral attacks will also help refill your health bar.
take advantage of the "rally" mechanic: the one where when you get hit, you can gain HP back. if he bops you, get back on your feet and move TOWARD him and beat his ass to get some of it back so you dont waste a vial. BE AGGRESSIVE! B-E AGGRESSIVE!
you can get 2 hits in. i know you think you can get 3. but you can't. i think i can get 3 every time. i can't. hit him twice and then move in a direction there isn't a gravestone
you can jump INTO some of his attacks if your timing is right. i find when he does the spin wind-up im able to leap into it after his first turn.
and now for the ultimate secret: save all your molotovs for this battle. when he starts going beast mode RUN and get as much distance between you and him (but try not to cut off your access to the stairs on the right since you can kinda loop that by jumping onto the roof where the dead wife is). throw molotovs at him while crying and screaming and running. 2-3 should do the trick. BUT HE IS FAST AND JUMPS HIGH SO WATCH OUT
good luck anon. and remember for the next boss, in the words of beyonce: TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
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hey pst the hong kong protesters are getting paid like 36$ (which is a lot in HK) a day from the American government and they have repeadetly blocked the streets and prevented ordinary people from taking their kids to school and have attacked and tied up independant protesters trying to cover when they do stuff they dont want in the media like throwing bricks and molotov cocktails onto trafficked roads and stuff
hahaha yeah unless you can back that up with actual sources, congrats on being fooled by or deliberately spreading propaganda and misinformation.
very frequently there will be small groups of people doing illegal stuff in protests but guess what? these people can be from either friggin side, and frequently police will play parts as disruptive protesters so they can frame people fighting for their rights as the bad guys. this is incredibly well documented.
really funny how you haven’t mentioned the hong kong police releasing 120 tear gas canisters SO FAR into peaceful protests, or that they permanently blinded a protester by shooting her in the eye, or that china is releasing as much false information as possible to make the protesters look bad. or that the vast vast majority of the protests are peaceful people in the streets - this is being covered by mainstream news everywhere. check your facts before you decide to preach to me.
i stand with the protesters.
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14x10 Commentary
Zeta and Giuls scream together, and then die.
Me & Zeta will watch together season 14′s episodes as they come out and we’ll do our commentary while watching.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
14x10 Nihilism
-I did not want to see Jack like that again thanks
Zeta: true
- And there was a need for some wings there honestly .
[ comes back crawling]
HERE
Zeta: the bar sceeeene
-.....THAT’S A DAMN SQUIRREL WITH A AVIATOR CAP ON ( also I re wrote squirrel four times before getting it right)
- MOOSE!!!
-......The Moose has a tag with “FAMILY BUSINESS” written on it----lol Jensen
Zeta: What’s her name
- PAMELAAAAAAAA . Damn woman I went a bit Bi there
Zeta: OH YES.
- [Music: and I’m searching for a rainbow] .....WOW
-[on the counter] Daphne loves Fred.
my monkey dirty brain: Daddy loves tips.
-hot. want that.
Zeta: the tequila or the bartender?
Bitch please . both.
- D: “ What are we, savages?”
Zeta: Oh the lips
-Cosmic Cowboy. *chokes*
-FB
-why is it always a ghoul case?
-Lol but who’s the drunk guy tho
Zeta: Bitch, look at her biceps
- some Bi slippage there too I see. FOCUS
Zeta: also indeed. Who is he?
-D:”I’ve never had anything this nice”
Also....I would be like Dean if I had a bar. One for the costumer and one for me! woohoo .
- D: “How come you always have a boyfriend?”
P: “How come you always want what you can’t have?”
[looks into the camera like in the office]
- D: “This is my dream”
I kinda see it tho....old grumpy Dean Winchester being the Bobby while running a bar like that. Yes....I like it.
- I knew it . I wanna see someone closed behind that “closet” *wink wink*
Zeta: Oh oh
Zeta: the slo mo.
-NICE .You are welcome for this gif where I let you enjoy the full over the count jump. Nice healthy middle age man over the fence jump ( nevermind this is an italian oil ad ).
-The blood. So cute
Zeta: I’m famous
- mmm
Zeta: shit
-Hello M boi, I missed you fam
Zeta: Changed clothes
- OMFG are you saying that the Archangel Michael macVanity von DramaQueen really just angel mojo changed into his Peaky Blinder wanna be in front of them?
He’s so flamboyant , I love him .
Zeta: The close up
- M making three men kneel with so much as lift his hands. WHAT A MOOD. WHERE CAN I GET THAT? I WANT 10.
- M : “ I saw everything” Yeah no shit we kinda see that coming too
-DoN ‘T IntERrUPt mE
Zeta: Don’t interrupt me
-I’m-
I’m so bothered right now. Dom Michael for the win
-OH WOW
- Sam just “assbutted” Michael lol.
Castiel : Sam....did you just molotov my brother with holy fire?
Sam: uh ....No?
- HE ANGRY
- Dean’s not home right now...
Zeta: Please leave a message
*giggling* I love him
Zeta: His voice GOD DAMN
-yes
- Castiel hair tho.
Zeta: Do you? Cocky much
-but needs to play it cool. Can’t risk to mess up the pomaded hair.
- S:” We the angel cuffs on , Michael is under control”
M: “Keep telling yourself that “ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
I *clap* LOVE *clap* HIM *clap*
- S: “Dump him in the trunk of the Impala” ... DUMP HIM .ahahahahaah
-Garth is in the trunk
Zeta: it’s a big trunk
-M: “ It’s a party!”
- J: “ It’s not like any of us can fly”
M : “ Well one of us can”
S: “ STFU”
- J:” Sam, are we gonna die here?” ... wow Jack...babe...stfu
-Yes OMG I forgot about the stalky reaper
Zeta: You mess up so many things
- it ain’t wrong
- [in john Mulaney’s Trump voice] we locked Death away and enslaved the reapers
Zeta: Poor Cas
- ok but WHO....death? Michael is asking himself that too.
-Yes , put him in the dungeon. HOT
Zeta: shit
-I can hear you
Zeta: Shit
-Ahahahahahaahah
Zeta: SHIT
-I’m loving this
Zeta: Bring back Crowley.
Zeta: We left Garth in the trunk looool
- that....everytime we don’t see a character for long that’s it...they are in the trunk.
Zeta: Castiel
-CASTIEL . so strange, I love him, he’s such a sarcastic asshole.
- M: “Yes, uh, put a chair against the door”
Zeta: This pretty smile as I rip you apart
-I’M SHAKING. YAS.
Zeta: Control yourself
- S: “Cass this is all we’ve got”
Zeta: Again?
- well it is a loop.
-MORE SHOTS. (me)
Zeta: The only thing missing is “heat of the moment”
- what if the woman is his conscience trying to get him out and if he sign he’s out? ...like....testing his resolution?
-Little insulting
Zeta: you’re nothing
Zeta: Why is he so perfect in this?
- J: “Dean---is strong”
M *disgusted face*: “ Is a gnat “ . WOW
-OH SHUT UP OOOOH
Zeta: Emotional abuse.
- M: “ he was not happy, but he didn’t care-- Cause you are not Sam, you are not Cass.”
[ me looking smiling to the Castiel/Misha hateclub]
-M: “You are a weak helpless thing”
- Jack , babe ....get away tho
Zeta: LISTEN TO YOUR DAD
- M: “no I’m not and I can still hear you”
Zeta: Prick
- Love that prick..... literally
- I care so little for the others I swear
- M: “Look at you, play nursemaind for a nephilim”
-C: “You are confusing loyalty and compassion for weakness”
Zeta: Damn what am I watching?
- [looks into the camera like in the office] Sexual tension
Zeta: so done. this. Close up
- M “and now...that I’m in here, I know why”
-CHUCK
Zeta: He churn our draft after draft
- M speaks like he’s singing and mocking you at the same time. He has this musicality in his speak and I love it
- C: “Why would he do that?”
M: “BECAUSE HE DOESN’T CARE!”
- good lord I swear all the angels are just brats throwing temper tantrum because they have a trash dad.
- M: “But now , I just want to burn every one of his little worlds until I catch up to the Old man”
Zeta: Even god can die.
- oh ok....overachiever much
Zeta: Hurt Jack
- No no Jack babe...keep your fucking soul .
Zeta: Cool science project
- Michael’s mind: if you mess up my perfectly combed hair Cass I swear-
- M: “ I give it a solid B- .....uh oooh”
me nervously: .....wtf lol
- M: *snorts* Oh Cass, I believe in you.
So rude...so nasty
- j: “ What should I do?”
Zeta: Pray
-Thanks Cas, that’s-......that’s great
Zeta: You are all mine
- ..... YESSIR TAKE ME
Zeta: Dean’s mind.
- ..... if it was a funny episode they could have made so many jokes about being empty lol.
- me looking around haters mind ^
Zeta: This is what you are gonna become
-omg
- THAT WAS DEAN IN HELL.
- Dean’ “NOOOO “ at Castiel death is vibrating into my bones.
- S: “Dean is strong”
- C: “Sam, we’ve been through a lot and Dean is more than strong”
- S: “Dean thrive on trauma.”
WE’VE BEEN KNEW
Zeta: Smart moose
- Somebody has been reading some meta tumblr posts
- P: “You really know how to talk to a lady don’t you?”
me already at Castiel’s feet : wha
- That’s us fans watching 14 seasons of supernatural ^
-Bloody Cass is 100. *licks lips*
- P: “get me a shot. With your braaaain”
Zeta: Well hello.
- C:” That was- that....DeAN ThAt WaS An ACcidENT”
Zeta: Babyyyy
- them baby faces
- C:” WE NEED YOU TO COME BACK”
- S:”POUGHKEEPSIE”
- Dean’s mind : [ old modem sounds]
-M [Slow clap it out.] : Hey Fellas
-AND THE HAT IS BACK
Zeta: I’m you
Zeta: He gripped you tight and raised you from perdition
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I’M DYING SO BAD.
-BITCH I’M DEAD AND GIGGLING I CAN’T.
-but also....but the fuck is Mary at?... like wow.
- also....everything that Micheal is saying right now is causing me actual fucking pain.
- Ok and both Sam and Cas faces? well thanks
Zeta: He’s buying time
-WOW. Slow smile, oooooH
-S: “So in here, you are all talk”
- oh that’s why he doesn’t use his powers. Serviceable .
Zeta: So happy. Fuck
Zeta: Prove it
- Um...yes hello 911?
Michael getting his hands dirty is too hot for me.
-Fucking Tiger man.
-Come on baby
Zeta: Jack will do something “stupid”
- Well he is his parents’ son *shrug*
Zeta: that
- D:” Then we don’t kick him out, we keep him in”
-oooooh M goes in the closet, lol
Zeta: Oh my god.
- ....Well that was stupid AHAHAHAAH
- I can’t stop laughing .
- M [ROAR]
me: ....
Zeta: I’m the cage.
-HE IS THE CAGE. That doesn’t seem right tho...come on.
Zeta: So now Dean has Michael locked up
-ooooh the magic hurt him. Forgot about that. My baby.
Zeta: Concerned Dad.
- The way Cass say : “you understand?” killed me....so soft...so worried...
- The little smile! Kill me now.
Zeta: He’s not ok.
-Dean is not ok.
Zeta: [henley alert]
-He’s like....naked. ( still has another tshirt under it tho)
-Oh he’s mad
- I’M CRYING . HE LOOKS LIKE MY CAT WHEN I REFUSE TO LET HIM OUT .
amazing.
( Sorry for the not that clear gifs but I wanted to cut and past all the bits of that because it’s amazing)
Zeta: He’s suffering so much.
-That troat
- That door is not that sturdy tho
Zeta: Oh hell no
- oh hello death .
-Aw hell naw.
- Death :” Except one”
-AW HELL NAW
Zeta: Which one?
- UGH
Zeta: No
-NO
Zeta: NOOO so much hurt
-OH FUCK
Zeta: Actual literal pain in my chest
YA KNOW WHAT?....I DON’T LIKE THAT LOOK .
NOT ONE BIT.
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- lol I don’t even wanna look at tumblr now
Zeta: well you know me....I have
- of course you did
post gifs comment: I didn’t do my crack gifs for now, but they will be done in a separate post.
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So second round Hunger Games (It’s just so fun)
Again, involves OCs of @polar-star-dorks and @yourmoontothenightsky
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Takashi runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Takara finds a backpack full of camping equipment.
Lola and Yoko work together to drown Ayano. [AHH! What a start! YOKO, you two could have become very good friends...why would you do this??! My poor baby Ayano]
Sayaka grabs a shovel.
Ran catches Nana off guard and kills her. [RAN! WHY! POOR NANA!!]
Himari runs away from the Cornucopia.
Noboru clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Soren runs away from the Cornucopia.
Mona runs away from the Cornucopia.
Hikaru scares Killian away from the cornucopia.
Kazuo K. finds a canteen full of water.
Tamaki runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Rutna retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.
Hibiki runs away from the Cornucopia.
Ichiro runs away from the Cornucopia.
Tsubaki runs away from the Cornucopia.
Hiraku runs away from the Cornucopia.
Michiko runs away from the Cornucopia.
Keiko, Hideyoshi, and Moe get into a fight. Moe triumphantly kills them both. [JESUS MOE! Keiko and Hideyoshi NOOO!]
Shigeo runs away from the Cornucopia.
Toshio rips a mace out of Kei's hands. [Toshio don‘t make Kei‘s life even harder]
Masashi runs away from the Cornucopia.
Kazuo M. runs away from the Cornucopia.
Kimiko repeatedly stabs Daiki to death with sais. [KIMIKO, PLEASE! DAIKI NOO]
Yasu runs away from the Cornucopia.
Tori runs away from the Cornucopia.
Riku runs away from the Cornucopia.
Mika gathers as much food as she can.
Chieko runs away from the Cornucopia.
Sachi finds a backpack full of camping equipment.
Kaori grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Manami retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.
Hiro runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Daisuke breaks Koji's nose for a basket of bread. [D ude! Daisuke you really have to chill in these! That‘s practically your brother!!]
Akio grabs a shovel.
Suzume snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Takayuki runs away from the Cornucopia.
Kiyoko sets Hiroshi on fire with a molotov. [KIYOKO WHAT?! MY POOR BOY!!]
[this is already awful]
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Tori and Chieko track down and kill Tsubaki. [What a team-up but OMG POOR TSUBAKI, what has she done??!]
Noboru camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Hiro makes a wooden spear.
Kei, Ran, Takashi, Rutna, and Riku hunt for other tributes.
Moe practices her archery.
Takayuki dies from an infection. [Oh Takayuki]
Himari dies from hunger. [Oh Himari]
Manami kills Toshio as he tries to run. [B OY]
Lola begs for Hikaru to kill her. He refuses, keeping Lola alive.
Kimiko tries to sleep through the entire day.
Killian camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Takara throws a knife into Kiyoko's head. [AAH Kiyoko!!]
Yoko hunts for other tributes.
Kazuo M. receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Hibiki travels to higher ground.
Michiko begs for Masashi to kill her. He refuses, keeping Michiko alive. [Oh stop playing noble Masashi, but at least Michiko made it out alive]
Suzume fishes.
Yasu and Ichiro work together to drown Koji. [Can.People.Stop.Teaming.Up.With.The.Eizans?! Like wtf? I mean really Yasu, you of all people, who hates Shigeo with a passion?! MY POOR BOY KOJI D:<]
Mona, Soren, Sayaka, and Kaori hunt for other tributes.
Kazuo K. sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Shigeo explores the arena.
Sachi receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Mika diverts Daisuke's attention and runs away. [uh aren’t you friends]
Akio begs for Tamaki to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Akio. [oKAY then. Didn‘t know you were more cruel than Masashi Tamaki but here we are]
Hiraku dies of dysentery. [Oh Hiraku]
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Daisuke stabs Tori with a tree branch. [DAISUKE what just ist it with you in these games?! I‘m so shocked. POOR TORI D:]
Noboru is awoken by nightmares. [They were about Elite Ten Meetings]
Sayaka shoots a poisonous blow dart into Soren's neck, slowly killing him. [AAH SOREN NO! SUCH A DARK DEATH]
Sachi convinces Kazuo K. to snuggle with her. [ahaa]
Moe and Kazuo M. run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Yoko lets Kimiko into her shelter.
Takara strangles Yasu with a rope. [JESUS TAKARA]
Kei cries himself to sleep. [poor bby]
Mona thinks about winning.
Takashi tries to treat his infection.
Suzume receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Chieko and Lola run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Masashi sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Rutna and Ran talk about the tributes still alive.
Hibiki fends Tamaki, Michiko, and Hiro away from his fire.
Kaori begs for Mika to kill her. She refuses, keeping Kaori alive. [You gave up fast there Kaori]
Manami and Shigeo fight Killian and Riku. Killian and Riku survive. [Shigeo finding his end very quickly again. Seriously, you‘re supposed to be stronger than that <.< MANAMI THOUGH MY POOR BBY]
Ichiro is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Hikaru loses sight of where he is.
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Kazuo M. goes hunting.
Takashi, Mona, Hiro, and Riku raid Mika's camp while she is hunting. [Poor Mika]
Michiko picks flowers. [Aww]
Sachi injures herself. [Oh no, Sachi what did you do? D:]
Kaori discovers a cave.
Daisuke makes a wooden spear.
Moe pushes Suzume off a cliff during a knife fight. [Moeee, Why??! Was it for Shigenyan?! POOR SUZUME]
Kimiko tries to spear fish with a trident.
Killian discovers a river.
Ichiro receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Lola diverts Yoko's attention and runs away. [I‘m sure she didn‘t wanted to hurt you]
Kei receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Masashi sprains his ankle while running away from Noboru.
Takara attacks Sayaka, but she manages to escape. [Takara is like really out for blood huh?]
Chieko, Hibiki, and Kazuo K. get into a fight. Chieko triumphantly kills them both. [Chieko since when are you that strong actually??!]
Rutna makes a slingshot.
Hikaru collects fruit from a tree. [NO, Hikaru you‘re innocent! Stay away from the goddamn fruit!]
Tamaki chases Ran. [okay then.]
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Daisuke looks at the night sky. [Stop acting pure again, I‘m starting to become scared of you]
Takara and Riku talk about the tributes still alive.
Kei tries to sing himself to sleep. [First crying now singing, someone help him]
Chieko tends to her wounds.
Sachi, Takashi, and Noboru cheerfully sing songs together.
Mona defeats Lola in a fight, but spares her life. [Twins!!]
Rutna receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Kazuo M. is awoken by nightmares.
Moe and Ichiro sleep in shifts. [„You remind me of Shigenyan. I trust you.“]
Yoko attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death. [I thought you always climbed trees to spy on Tamaki..]
Hiro and Sayaka tell stories about themselves to each other.
Masashi forces Killian to kill Kimiko or Hikaru. He decides to kill Hikaru. [Masashi I know you‘re probably pissed at Killian for killing your brother, and you don‘t like the Yukihiras, we know, but what has pure, precious Hikaru ever done to you?! Asshole.]
Ran thinks about home.
Michiko tends to Kaori's wounds. [I thought you were the medic here Kaori?? But that‘s cute of Michiko]
Tamaki climbs a tree to rest.
Mika climbs a tree to rest.
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Tamaki receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Noboru thinks about home. [D:]
Michiko collects fruit from a tree. [KEEP AWAY FROM THE FRUIT]
Daisuke explores the arena.
Kimiko, Lola, Moe, and Rutna hunt for other tributes.
Ichiro receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Killian taints Kaori's food, killing her. [Killiaaaaan! WHY? Kaori D:]
Chieko tries to spear fish with a trident.
Mika spears Ran in the abdomen. [RAN NO]
Takara receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Sayaka kills Masashi with his own weapon. [Well bye Masashi I guess]
Kei tries to sleep through the entire day. [Kei is defiantly...not okay]
Sachi travels to higher ground.
Hiro and Kazuo M. work together for the day.
Mona receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Takashi fishes.
Riku is pricked by thorns while picking berries. [Aw no! Poor Riku]
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Kazuo M. sets up camp for the night.
Kimiko questions her sanity. [Same]
Moe loses sight of where she is. [Someone help her!]
Takashi, Noboru, and Riku cheerfully sing songs together. [I can see like Noboru being awkward as fuck (even though you really seem to be into singing huh), Riku singing really stoically and calm and Takashi acting like he‘s on f*cking Broadway]
Killian begs for Lola to kill him. She refuses, keeping Killian alive.
Hiro sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Kei receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Mika, Ichiro, and Daisuke cheerfully sing songs together. [Ichiro. Is it the fruit again?]
Chieko receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Sayaka tends to her wounds.
Tamaki sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Mona receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Takara shoots a poisonous blow dart into Sachi's neck, slowly killing her. [T AKARA]
Rutna thinks about home. [OH POOR BABY]
Michiko cooks her food before putting her fire out.
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Noboru makes a slingshot.
Mika explores the arena.
Hiro is pricked by thorns while picking berries. [Poor Hiro]
Riku receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Mona tries to spear fish with a trident.
Killian runs away from Kazuo M.. [I‘m...I‘m sure Kazuo means well??]
Lola chases Ichiro. [Woah okay, way to go Lola?]
Moe stabs Michiko in the back with a trident. [MOE! STAHP!]
Sayaka questions her sanity. [Same]
Kimiko thinks about home. [:(]
Takashi camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Kei thinks about home. [Kei is...so broken]
Daisuke diverts Rutna's attention and runs away.
Takara receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Chieko receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Tamaki fishes.
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Tamaki receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Kazuo M. and Rutna hold hands. [aha.]
Lola sets up camp for the night.
Hiro climbs a tree to rest.
Mona begs for Kei to kill her. He refuses, keeping Mona alive. [Kei, the moral one of the Eizans]
Killian, Ichiro, Sayaka, and Noboru tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. [Ichiro. The fruit??]
Moe questions her sanity. [I have the feeling Shigeo‘s death truly got to her]
Chieko, Kimiko, and Riku discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Takara fends Mika, Takashi, and Daisuke away from her fire.
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Mika diverts Lola's attention and runs away.
Takashi searches for a water source.
Mona discovers a cave.
Kei discovers a cave. [So many caves]
Riku receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Noboru camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Rutna defeats Ichiro in a fight, but spares his life. [Let‘s hope we‘re not going to regret this later]
Daisuke collects fruit from a tree. [Daisuke no!!!]
Kazuo M. questions his sanity. [Poor guy]
Killian tries to spear fish with a trident.
Moe thinks about home. [Poor Moe )):]
Hiro attacks Sayaka, but she manages to escape.
Tamaki collects fruit from a tree.
Kimiko, Chieko, and Takara hunt for other tributes. [The PSD Ladies couldn‘t find Mika, so they asked Takara]
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Mona shoots an arrow into Moe's head. [NO MOE!!! MY POOR CHILD]
Takashi tries to sing himself to sleep. [Broadway Style]
Lola and Riku sleep in shifts.
Noboru and Killian hold hands. [Okay then]
Daisuke strangles Kazuo M. with a rope. [DAISUKe, POOR KAZUO]
Rutna stays awake all night.
Hiro lets Sayaka into his shelter.
Takara sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Mika climbs a tree to rest.
Ichiro receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Tamaki tracks down and kills Kei. [Not my boy Kei!!! D:]
Kimiko and Chieko run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
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Sayaka, Mona, Daisuke, and Takashi hunt for other tributes.
Tamaki and Kimiko work together for the day.
Chieko receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Noboru chases Takara.
Riku pushes Ichiro off a cliff during a knife fight. [Riku wants to win again]
Hiro searches for firewood.
Rutna fishes.
Killian begs for Lola to kill him. She reluctantly obliges, killing Killian. [KILLIAN NO!]
Mika fishes.
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Acidic rain pours down on the arena.
Daisuke survives.
Takara survives.
Mona survives.
Noboru survives.
Hiro survives.
Mika survives.
Riku survives.
Tamaki survives.
Rutna survives.
Takashi survives.
Chieko refuses Sayaka shelter, killing her. [CHIEKO YOU MONSTER!! WHERE DOES THIS CRUELTY COME FROM?!]
Lola trips face first into a puddle of acidic rain. [LOLA!!]
Kimiko survives.
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Daisuke lets Mika into his shelter.
Riku thinks about home. [D:]
Chieko destroys Rutna's supplies while she is asleep. [Chieko have you been possesed by one of the Eizan‘s trying to take revenge or what? Stop being an asshole]
Kimiko, Takashi, and Tamaki discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Hiro spears Noboru in the abdomen. [HIRO WHY?!]
Takara tends to her wounds.
Mona goes to sleep. [Canon]
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Hiro decides not to go to The Feast. [Good decision Hiro]
Daisuke pushes Rutna off a cliff during a knife fight. [DAISUKE STOP!!!]
Takashi, Kimiko, and Mona successfully ambush and kill Chieko, Takara, and Tamaki. [AAAH!]
Mika decides not to go to The Feast.
Riku bleeds out due to untreated injuries. [Poor Riku]
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Kimiko receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Mika explores the arena.
Takashi hunts for other tributes.
Mona collects fruit from a tree. [Keep away from the fruit]
Hiro shoots a poisonous blow dart into Daisuke's neck, slowly killing him. [D UDE]
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Hiro climbs a tree to rest.
Kimiko goes to sleep.
Mika sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Takashi sets up camp for the night.
Mona questions her sanity. [The usual effect of the fruit TM]
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Mika diverts Takashi's attention and runs away.
Hiro sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Mona bleeds out due to untreated injuries. [aw no, Mona D:]
Kimiko searches for firewood.
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Mika and Takashi talk about the tributes still alive.
Kimiko and Hiro sleep in shifts.
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Mika makes a wooden spear.
Hiro, Takashi, and Kimiko get into a fight. Kimiko triumphantly kills them both. [BETRAYAL]
[Omg...the Mika/Kimiko Showdown]
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Mika strangles Kimiko after engaging in a fist fight. [YOU TWO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDLY RIVALS JESUS CHRIST]
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The winner is Mika from District 3!
[Congratulation to Mika for winning over MC Power]
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Off With The Head Again, Just Take It Off - 5:21
(Alternative title: I’m So Sorry This Is Really Long I Press Enter Too Many Times And Try To Break Up Tension With Happies Also I Promise You There Will Be Delicious Juggy Action Soon I Really Do Just Lemme Do Some More Character Setups For A Sec And We’ll Be Ready To Die by Buggy)
(Thank you again to my good friend Atari for blessing me with their son, Clive)
“Alright, everyone done?” Gene stood and collected soup bowls happily. Everyone was sitting down in a little circle in the main room, some still with blankets on. It was a bit dark, with peeps of light streaming in through the cracks in between curtains.
“We’re good,” said Skuggy, holding out his plate. “Can...can you excuse me for a moment before we get ready?” Gene collected his bowl and nodded.
“Yes, feel free, but come back quickly, okay?” His voice was calm and reassuring. Skuggy looked back to Clive, who was still holding him. Clive let go and looked a bit surprised as Skuggy hopped off and promptly made his way down the hall. Clive held out his bowl, too.
“Thank you,” he said.
Rascal was leaning back in a big blanket, hands empty of a soup bowl. “That was good, Gene. I didn’t know you could cook.”
“Yeah, Gene!” cheered Farrow.
“Oh, shush you guys,” laughed Gene, blushing a bit as he carried the bowls to the sink. “I do enjoy cooking. It’s a bit like art, really.”
“I remember you used to invite Amne and I for dinner a lot,” Buggy chuckled. “It was basically all I lived off of back then, haha. Thank god I’ve finally learned how to make cereal without burning it.”
“Y...you can burn cereal?” Rascal looked at him with wide eyes.
“Yes.” Buggy made eye contact with him, dead serious.
“Nah, he’s lying,” said Farrow. “Trust me, I’ve tried.”
“But...why?” Rascal was wide-eyed.
Clive listened onto the conversation, a bit concerned, actually. “My roommate burns noodles for fun,” he added, laughing a bit. “He runs from them every other day.”
“But...why?!” Rascal set his head in his hands.
“Hey, Rascal. Help me out with packing up the materials,” called Mendel.
“Oops, gotta go. Y’all have backpacks?” Rascal hopped off of the couch.
“I do!” Buggy raised his hand.
“Um...I have pockets?” Clive looked to him, shrugging.
“I didn’t bring shit. Sorry.” Farrow sat with his legs pulled up to his chest, scrolling his phone idly. “No signal here still? God, Samuel’s gonna be looking for me...”
“Uhhhh okay, I think...I think we might be able to fit some stuff in the backpacks, we might have to carry some rope, but that’s cool.” Rascal paced around anxiously. “Uhh, we got the stakes from the house, right?”
“I put them down by the bear traps,” said Farrow. “And a med kit, and a uh....”
“Ah! A hook? Okay, this might come to use. Climbing a tree? Grappling hook!” Rascal snapped his fingers.
“Here, since we’re going to the motel, I can empty out the backpack and put on some new clothes!” Buggy got up and hurried to Rascal. “I can leave the old stuff at the motel!”
“Okay, great,” Rascal said. “Clive, go get Skuggy, we might need some knives.”
“Oh my god I forgot to give Skuggy back his knife, he’s gonna behead me!” Buggy cried out.
“Alright, one sec!” Clive hopped up and hurried down the hall. The lights were off save for the bathroom light. Clive left a few knocks on the door. “Hey, Skug! We need you in the living room!”
“Huh?” A muffled voice sounded from the bathroom, sounding a bit light. “Uh, just tell them I’ll be out in a sec, I’m busy.”
“You good in there?” asked Clive, smooshing his face to the door. “Are you washing your hands?”
“Uh, yeah.” The sink turned on, and he could hear the sound of hands cupping under it, then coming out once again. A small splash. “Just go, Clive, I’m good.”
“...You sure?” Clive cocked an eyebrow and gently tapped the door handle. “If you need anything, I’m here, y’know.”
“I know, Clive. Go away,” he urged, a bit more serious now. The sink turned off. The sound of shuffling shoes.
Clive blinked. He had never really been upset at him before. He felt a small sting in his chest. “...Skuggy?” He knocked again.
“What do you want?” Skuggy pulled the door open, and Clive stumbled in. Skuggy’s face was red, voice trembling slightly.
“...Were you crying?” Clive’s eyes suddenly widened, and he froze. Skuggy looked around and shut the door.
“Dude, shut up. I...like, I...” Skuggy covered his eyes with his hands, scowling in frustration. “I got a bit anxious, okay?! Just...just don’t tell anyone! I’m trying to fix i--”
“Who did it.” Clive clenched his fist and unclenched it repeatedly, face still but eyes burning with some sort of emotion Skuggy couldn’t identify at first glance.
“What? No, no, it isn’t what you think, I just...stop looking at me like that!” Skuggy’s hands trembled a bit.
“Was it Farrow?”
“...” Skuggy looked to the side, voice caught in his throat. “...Well, y-yeah, b--”
“Hold this.” Clive held out his spatula.
“Wh..What? No, this i--”
“It’s okay, I’ve got your back. Hold my spatula.” He nudged it closer. Skuggy recognized the emotion in his eyes, and oh lord, if Death, the Horseman of the Apocalypse, could be a single emotion, it would be apt enough to be kept in this man’s eyes. He took the spatula without another word, and Clive immediately shoved open the door, kicking it with his foot as well. He stormed out, leaving a wake of pure rage in his path.
Skuggy stood there in the bathroom, actually feeling a bit terrified. He peeked out the door, hands still a bit shaky. “Jesus Christ, what have I done,” he mumbled to himself.
Clive stepped into the living room bare-handed, expression grim. They didn’t notice--Buggy, Rascal, and Mendel were organizing supplies. Gene was washing dishes, and Farrow was constructing a few Molotovs, just in case. Clive stepped up behind him.
“Farrow?” His voice was still characteristically light, but his face showed no lightness to it. Farrow turned, a bit bothered.
“Yeah, what do you want? I’m a bit busy.”
“You do know you’re a terrible person for hurting him, right?”
Farrow sighed and rolled his eyes, turning back to his work. “Ugh, shut up, kid. Don’t get your nose so deep in shit that isn’t your business, alright?” He topped it off with a cork stopper, nudging it in with care. “Hm...be a dear and get me a little candle, would you?”
Clive stood silently.
“...Did you hear me?” Farrow turned around. “I said get me a fucking ca--”
Clive socked him in the jaw, making him yell out in pain and fall backwards. He then leaped onto him and pulled out a knife from his coat pocket, holding Farrow down by the neck with his other arm.
“You’re the scum of the earth, you rotten little excuse of a man,” he spat. “Do you know that?” Everyone turned to look at the scene, Rascal screaming. Clive held the knife up to his throat and moved his hand a bit, measuring the force he’d need to use to puncture it. Farrow looked up at him with wide eyes, trying to shove him off. Clive lifted his knife and was about to bring it down.
“Clive! Holy shit!” Gene sprinted from the kitchen and pushed him back, grabbing Clive by the shoulders. Clive pulled away from him, yelling at Farrow and swinging around his knife. Buggy quickly ran to help out Gene, and Mendel followed.
“CLIVE NO, WE HAVE A DEAL!” Buggy reached for Clive’s arm.
“If you two don’t stop fighting I’ll kick both of you out,” Mendel said calmly, merely standing aside and making sure nobody dies.
Farrow kicked Clive in the chest and managed to scramble away as Gene and Buggy both managed to pry him off.
“Get back here, you little shit!” Clive called out after him, Farrow quickly running behind Mendel and peeking out from over his shoulder.
“Oh dear god, that guy just-- did you see that?! Mendel, he tried to fucking kill me!” Farrow looked at him with the look a girl would give to you after you spilled coffee on her new shirt.
“Enough is enough!” Gene carried Clive off and set him back down. “Listen, Clive, I don’t know if you’ve heard, but we have a deal here,” he explained quickly, holding him back from lunging back at Farrow. “As long as Farrow’s on our team, he can’t hurt us, and we can’t hurt him--”
“This dude broke the fucking deal! He-- he was right there! With a KNIFE!” Farrow yelled.
“And I would’ve beheaded you a second time too, you fucking nuisance!” Clive retorted. “You hurt my friend, you aren’t just going to get away with it!”
“Listen!” Gene shook him, frustrated. “If you don’t stop, we’re throwing you out, okay? You can’t hurt him, he can’t hurt us. Sure, he’s not a good person, but as long as he’s just helping the team complete their common goal, he’s fine! Leave him alone!”
"You dont even know what he DID to him!” Clive yelled, trying to squirm his way out. Gene held him tight.
“Listen, Clive, I do. And trust me, I wish I could do something to help but I--”
Skuggy peeked out from the hall. “...Are we all alive in here?”
Everyone turned to face him. Clive stopped and gasped.
“Your friend tried to fucking kill me! Is this what you sent him to do, you little bastard?” Farrow snapped. “I swear to fucking god, once I get my hands on you--” Clive threw his knife at him, aiming for the head. Instead, it grazed his cheek and pinned itself into a wall. Farrow, speechless, simply put a hand to his cheek and screamed.
“Farrow, go make your bombs.” Mendel shoved him back to where he was.
Skuggy quickly disappeared back into the hall.
Gene looked back to Clive. “You good? Are you okay now?”
Clive watched as Skuggy vanished away as the knife slammed into the wall, and snapped to his senses. “Oh. Oh gosh.” His lips quivered. “Oh my god, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, I really am--”
“I know, Clive. Just leave them be, I’ve got this under control.” Gene pat his back. “I mean, I’m a doctor of all trades, I’ve dealt with things like this all the time. You trust me, don’t you?” His voice returned to the usual calm and reassuring tone he had to him.
Clive held back a sob. “I’m so sorry. I really do! I do! But...” He choked back more sobs. “Oh god, I really screwed up, didn’t I?”
“It’s fine, really! Just...don’t pull something like that again. At least not under the deal, okay?” Gene pat his head. “It’s okay Clive, really. You’re okay. Everything’s fine. I understand why you’d protect your friend, but...keep in mind we are a team, yes?” He wiped his tears.
Clive nodded silently, sniffing. “I-Is everyone okay? Oh jeez...”
“Everyone is okay, Clive. Mendel! Go tend to Farrow, make sure he’s okay.” Mendel nodded and went to check up on him. “Everything is alright, Clive. I just need to know if you promise you won’t do that again.”
“I’ll try, I really will!” Clive insisted. “I’m so sorry, Gene...”
“No need to apologize, friend.” He pat him once more and set him down, standing up. “If you need anything else, I’ve got you. For now, is it okay if you help Rascal over there? He seems a bit distressed. I need to help your friend.” Clive looked over to Rascal, who was frantically organizing as if his life depended on it.
“Yeah. Yeah, of course.” He looked back to Gene. “T-Thanks, Gene...” Gene smiled and ruffled his hair.
“I’m trusting you, Clive. I’m gonna deal with these two, you guys go finish packing. Oz is waiting, and you all know the sun isn’t gonna wait for us!” Gene led his own way through the room, disappearing into the darkness of the hall, leaving everyone a little bit more calm than they were before as he passed.
“...The fuck was that?” Farrow said, finally sitting back down to finish his Molotovs.
Rascal was holding back for a bit, but finally said something. “Farrow I think you just got your sorry ass beat.”
“He did,” agreed Mendel.
“Mendel, you’re supposed to be on my side!” Farrow gasped. Rascal laughed, Mendel only smirking.
“It is just a joke, Farrow.”
“Wait a minute. Who cares about whatever the hell happened, Mendel just made a joke.” Farrow’s head perked up. Clive gasped a bit, actually genuinely surprised.
Mendel stifled a little laugh.
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“Are you okay?” Gene reached out to Skuggy, who was sitting down in a corner of the hall.
“I’m good.”
“You sure? Most don’t sit alone in a hall if they’re happy and fine, y’know.” He sat down next to him.
Skuggy didn’t speak.
“Listen Skuggy, I know it’s hard. I promise I won’t force you to interact with Farrow at all, if you’d like. He really isn’t going to hurt you, I won’t let him.” Gene looked to him with kind eyes. “I promise, over my dead body he won’t set a hand on you.”
Skuggy shuffled a bit, tucking his chin in between his arms that lay on his knees. “I know we’re a hassle. I wish I weren’t such a fucking pussy.” He looked away.
“You aren’t, it’s understandable you have a...disliking to him. It’s like me and werewolves, isn’t it? Something terrible happens to us, directly caused by that person, and you can’t even stand being near them, thinking about them, much less having to interact with one.” He hovered a hand over his shoulder. “May I?”
Skuggy nodded. Gene placed his arm on his shoulder and squeezed him slightly.
“But I’ll keep you two apart. He can’t do anything to you, he won’t even be able to say anything to you if you want me to ask him as well. It’s just that...it’s safer, to have two medics. What if my hands are full?” Gene looked down. “Other than that, I don’t see much use in keeping him around, if I were to be truly honest.” He looked back to Skuggy, who’s expression hadn’t changed. “...Does he still scare you? I won’t tell a soul.”
Skuggy hesitated before gently nodding. “He’s gonna get all of us killed, Gene. I know he will. It’s just in him.”
“Skuggy, look at me.” He did so. “I won’t let him. Let me repeat--the day he hurts any of you is the day his life ends on this Earth, Understand?”
“He’s smart, Gene. He can act nice, but...” he trailed off.
“I won’t let him fool me. I can see past his lies.” Gene tilted his head. “I’ve been a doctor for many different people, Buggy. I have seen many different lies, many different masks, been told so many cover-ups and have been straight up back-stabbed by my own patients. Over the years, I’ve learned.” He nodded gently to Skuggy. “Trust me when I say, he isn’t very good at covering up his own lies.”
“Okay, but still, that won’t stop him from fucking killing me when we get home.” Skuggy laid his head in his arms. “I’ve said such dumb shit, I should’ve known better. I’m such a fucking dumbass.”
“You’ll be fine. If you want me to, I can go with you and walk you back home.”
“No, Gene, that’s a hassle, and don’t say it isn’t.”
“Helping someone else stay safe isn’t a hassle to me.” Gene ruffled his hair. “Come on, bug. I can talk to him, if you’d like me to--”
“Don’t,” Skuggy urged. “Thanks Gene, really, but...don’t tell him anything, please.”
“May I just ask him to leave you alone?”
“...Fine.”
Gene tapped his back. When Skuggy turned to look, he was holding out his arms for a hug. Skuggy felt a lump in his throat.
He crawled over to him and melted into his arms, Gene holding him close. “It’ll be okay, friend. It’ll all be alright. You’re safe.” Skuggy felt tears spilling onto Gene’s shoulder, but Gene just pat his back and nodded.
“It’s okay, my friend. Let it all out. We’ll try again with the packing up once we’re ready. But we must hurry. The Juggernaut isn’t very patient.”
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Genre: Shooter, First-Person Shooter
Developer: Valve
Publisher: Electronic Arts
ESRB Rating: Mature
Release Date: November 17, 2009
Hints
Kill A Witch The Easy Way
The witches aren’t very strong when you think about it the simplest way to kill them is to toss a pipe bomb at her (and make sure that it will be close enough to her or she wont die) another way to kill her is to throw a Molotov at her and run like hell. You could also use a chainsaw and it takes like 2 seconds. Please note: the grenade launcher is not a good weapon to use against her because of the reload.
Best Survival Hang Out Place
If you go to the passing choose underground and if you go to that balcony above the jazz club there are some vines and if you jump several times you will start climbing and then you can kill zombies up there it also works on campaign and other modes.
Staying Alive Easier
Staying together isn’t just enough, if you can get your friends or someone experienced you will have a better chance at surviving the harder difficulties. The ai bots aren’t smart enough to keep the team alive and your survival and completion rate will suffer.
Survive By Blowing Up
This works on most maps but the coolest is on dark carnival motel with the grenade launcher get on the hump right before the hill where you slide down if you have the launcher don’t get on if you don’t jump on the hump until you get lauched up and your out of the map note do not ever close the safe house door you have to reset your xbox if you do.
How To Easily Kill A Witch
To crown a witch you must have a shotgun or melee weapon then crouch turn your light off get near the witch and shoot or hit it usually if you crown a witch it kills in one hit and if you use a chainsaw it will die in like 1 or 2 seconds.
A Few Words From Ellis
This only works when you are Ellis. First be Ellis and then go to the Dark Carnival campaign and select concert. When you start it, put on the stage lighting but don’t start the concert yet. Walk up to the microphone and BOOM! Ellis will say something funny. Note: this only works about 54% of the time you do it.
Gun Gone Wild
First you need any kind of auto shotgun and then you make your team dude go down reload then keep on pressing (X) really fast and look at your ammo thing and you’ll be reloading but no ammo is going up.
Automatic Weapons
For automatic weapons I prefer the ak-47. For close quarters I prefer axe, because it is deadly and it is fun watching you tear the zombies limbs right off there body. For pistols I prefer the magnum pistol because it is a lot more powerful than the regular pistol. For shotguns I prefer the spas-12 its has more bullets when you shoot and it packs a punch. For sniper rifles I prefer the single shot sniper even though it ain’t as accurate as the bolt action rifle it doesn’t have to be reloaded every time you shoot. And finally for throwing weapons I really do prefer the cocktail and boomer bile.
Combos
I prefer you never ever pick up an adrenaline shot. Because I have never found a situation were I needed it that bad so always grab the pain pills. Never grab a de-fib unit unless you are playing with an experienced players if not just get the med pack. For assault rifles I prefer not to get the Scar because it is 3 shot burst. I always grab an Ak-47 or a M-16. I am not a big shotgun user but they do deal a lot of damage on the special infected. I never really use the pistols I am a big melee person so I use the Katana. So I have told you everything to have a good time! So go kill them all!
Dark Carnival Survival Tip
On the Dark Carnival survival mode go to the high platform where there is a sniper and set traps arond that area then grab a grenade launcher with explosive or fire ammo (even though you can only use it once). Grab a fast melee weapon (for when the infected try to climb up)and stay there till die.
Bridge Over Trebled Slaughter Help
Get a automatic gun a frying pan and a pipe bomb use the radio and when the bridge falls go to the left side of the bridge use your auto use your pipe bomb when there is a group when the music starts jump on the gas tank DONT ATTACK oh yeah RUN LIKE HECK TILL YOU GET TO THE CHOPPER hope that helps.
Easier Way To Kil The Tank
While you are in the Louisiana bayou pick up a boomer bite and save it until the tank also followed by a horde just simply throw the boomer bite at the tank and it will attractthe horde over to it and the other zombies will start to attack him and that is an easier way than getting thrown around.
Words From Coach
This cheat only works if you’re Coach. First, pick Coach. Second, ick Dark Carnival and pick concert. Go to the micropone and he’ll start singing.
Survival Tip
All you need is a sword or a bat or something, grab boomer bile then summon the hoard, quickly run in a corner and have your team split up. After that swith to your sword or a bat, (you should have grabbed a gun also), then you fight the hoard wacking or slicing. When the tank comes you throw boomer bile on him then run once your far away most of his health should be down. Then you hold your ground pull out your gun and shoot. Once he’s dead a hoard should come you get back in your corner and repeat. (hint you should go get more boomer bile. ) also when you throw boomer bile on the tank you will recieve an achievement. And this is how you survive.
Killing Special Infected Easily
To kill spitters watch your back constantly they like to surprise you. Also if your looking to dodge a boomer if its close to you just hit them away then shoot don’t just shoot. Also if a charger is coming strait for you and you see them whack them. Now try to get close to smokers if you want to kill them, same with hunters. Now if a witch is near throw a molotov at them then shoot them like crazy. Same with killing the tank except throw boomer bile at them instead.
Zombie Burner
First make sure you are near a molotov and a boomer bile. Now take the boomer bile and throw it anywhere but I would throw it in front of me but not close though. Ok next take the molotov and throw at the same spot where the boomer bile is. This helps when you are playing expert because it gets rid of the zombies in the area.
Getting Guns
(This only works if you have more than one player) On the first level of hard rain, you make your way over the fence. Climb up the ladder and fall to the left when your on the trailer. Hit idle and wait for your person to pick up a gun through the wall. Only thing is you can’t pick what kind of gun you end up with. Make sure there are no zombies near your team or your person won’t gab a gun.
Kill A Charger Easy
First find a machete and run to a charger and cut him and he is dead.
Zombie-q
First you will need to have a bile bomb and stand close to a molotov, then throw the bile bomb pick up the molotov and throw that at the bile spot so then the zombies will run into the zombies.
Onto The Drawbridge
This only works with the Passing content. First do survival. Then choose the Passing with Port. This only works with two people. Have one person grab the grenade launcher but first kill the Al Bots ( computer- controlled people). Once they are dead, get onto the closest pole to the drawbridge (I’ll recommend the one on the right side. ) Then jump as fast as you can while the grenadier person shoots at the corner of the sign thing behind them. If you do this right, you’ll fly up there. But what about the person with the grenade launcher? Once the blasted person gets onto the draw bridge safely, (if you want then start the horde) then run to the juke box and get on top of it and crouch. Then Take A Break then come back right away. You should be stuck on top. After a few seconds you should either poof to your blasted person or poof next to the Al Bots if you haven’t killed them. If you did poof next to your blasted buddy, hurry and get onto the draw bridge. If you don’t then acid patches will appear out of nowhere and lose health mysteriously. All of this only works about 15% of the time.
How To Avoid Special Infected
This is my way of avoiding special infected. The Jockeys job is to get you far away from other team mates so another special infected can attack you. So the only way to avoid a Jockey is to stay in a group and be ready. The spiter is supposed to make the group split up so the common and uncommon infected can pray on you one by one. And the only way to avoid that is watch your backs because she likes to surprise you. 😉 The bommers job is to blind you for a short period of time so you are basically useless to your other team mates. The only way to stop this is be aware of your surroundings so if he does vomit on you. You can just back up into a corner. Don’t be like some people and start shooting randomly. The Charger has a very similar job to the Spitters. His job is to separate the group into ones so the others can pick you off. The only way to avoid this is when you hear him coming split up so he doesn’t knock all of you down. The worst thing that can happen is the Charger hits one of you but the others are still fine so they can help you back up. The Smoker is supposed to take your mind of the rest of the game so your not worried about the other zombies. He kinda makes me mad because if you save your friend and don’t kill him he runs away and comes back later. He likes to be high in the air so you don’t see him right away so when you hear him find away to get 2 of the members to look up and watch for him well the other 2 defend them. Now to my old friend the witch she can be deadly if you don’t know how to beat her. She hates flashlights so keep them off! And she hates it when you get to close or shoot her so don’t do that! The easiest way to beat her is get a Molotov Cocktail and throw it at her then have a assault rifle and shoot her don’t run that just makes her chase you! The tank is simple most people just run for there life you can you gotta hold your ground, dodge his rocks and the cars he throws and shoot the living crap out of him.
Jump On A Roof
First, you need to go to the parish campaign and when your done with the kitchen part go in the safe room and get a pipe bomb if their is one then you go in between the buildings and shoot the green garbage can in the front and get on the blue trash can and try to jump on the electric box and once your up jump again on the pipe and do the same again then turn around (using the right analog stick)and jump on the black pipe and run. And if you want to get on the opposite roof in front of the one you are on just throw the pipe bomb on the wall BUT SOFTLY go in front of it and make sure their is nothing in the way. And you are able to get their then when the beep of the pipe bomb gets fast press the Y button rapidly till you are on the roof. Then when you are on the roof stop! . And their is another way to get on that roof if their is a smoker on that roof let it grab you and tell a friend to save you p. S if you wonder how the computers get up their they just follow.
Melee Weapon Tip
I’m going to tell you about some melee weaponsyou can use when you are attacked by a bunch of zombies whwn hitting them with your pistol isn’t enough. You can use weapons like a crowbar, guitar, frying pan, baseball bat, and a axe, however there is one weapon I would reccomend for you I reccomend the chainsaw. (Note: The chainsaw is most useful when you charge ahead of your fellow survivors and right into the zombie horde) It can also earn you the”Chain of Command’ Acheivement. So use this hint to keep surviving when your assault rifle runs out of ammo. Happy Zombie Hunting!
More Kills in Mall Level
Hello I’m going to tell you how to gain more kills in the mall level. An assault rifle works best like an AK-47 or an M16 works best. Get yourself and your team up the esceladors and arm yourself with boomer bite or a motov. Pipe bombs won’t work. Then, just before the zombies come, throw the motov/boomer bite right down the esceladors and watch them burn! (Note:if ywas aou threw boomer bite, go down escalators and gun them down. ) Happy zombie hunting!.
Easy Way To Kill Tank From Distance
Get the M16 or the AK47 to kill the tank faster or the scar like gun and its better with the Incendiary Ammo or preferably the Explosive Ammo. This is also good to kill the charger and witch explosive ammo will blow the witch back if hit in the chest with the ak or m16.
Dark Carnival Secrets
In the Fairground stage, you will find a target practice minigame. Next to it is a box that says 750 points. Once you achieve 750 points, you will get Gnome Chompski. (NOTE:A recommended weapon is the hunter rifle you get from next to the billboard. )If you keep this gnome until the end, and hold it even in the helicopter, you get Rochelle’s shirt and the GAURDIN’ GNOME achievement. In the Barns stage, near the entrance to the barns will be a game titled “‘Stache Whacker”. If you reach 42 points, the game breaks and you get the ‘STACHE WHACKER achievement. (NOTE:If time runs out, LEDs will say in text “Continue? ” . Press the action button to continue)On the Concert stage, next to the seats on the far right side is a forklift. If you hide in the corner behind it, virtually no zombies will get you. ALSO, the gnome can push the forklift. If you push it in the way, the zombies have an obsticle and cannot see you. (NOTE:If your team is on the same side as you, it will be easier to get to the chopper. ).
Tank Killer
This achievement will help you to kill a tank with a mele weapon! First you, of course have to have a melee weapon! Pistols don’t count because they shoot, you must have either Katana, machete, crowbar, axe, cricket bat, or baseball bat. Then simply whenever the tank comes light off then wait till the tank is attacking on of your teammates, then come from behind and start slashing until he dies! You don’t want to wait to long before attacking or else your teammates might kill it! Or if you have Xbox live you, and all your teammates will have to have a melee weapon and everybody attack, and one of you will get lucky and get the achievement!
Witch Sneaker
To unlock this achievement you have to sneak past a witch in any level! Sounds simple huh? Its not really! But here some help: First in my opinion choose the Dead Center Campaign because there is usually only 1 or 2 witches depending on what difficultly you put it on! Second you never stop and watch her you always want to be on the move or she will suspect something! So when you see the witch make sure your at least 15 feet away, or if shes blocking your path you’ll just have to run around her. 50% of the time she is walking so its not that hard, and if you really want the achievement put it on easy!
Sniper Fi
This hint will help you on getting the achievement for saving the knome! First on single play or Campaign play choose Dark Carnival, then fairground, then you want to grab a sniper! Grab a sniper because its your best bet because it gives you 30 shots per reload and it only fires one bullet per second! So hit x and get ready to shot the skeleton creatures! You have to take it to the very end of the level!
Tank Hider
When you hear the music, the music when the tank comes, turn off your light, and crouch in a corner area! Also make sure he can’t see you or he will come after you! Even if you are far away and he can see you he will throw a huge chunk of rock at you! So stay down, light off, and stay out of site and let your teammates do the rest!
Easy Win
On the carnival place on the last level you of that chapter there will be in a cornor will be some firecrackers and some gas you take them and put them over the stage and when zombies come you shoot them and the will die.
How To Survive In The Mall In Survival
Once you start a game find the explosive ammo on the table with all the weapons and set it up IMMEDIATELY! Then grab some (doesn’t matter what weapons you use) then grab the incendiary ammo and go up the stair set CLOSEST to the radio! Once you arrive all the way to the top you make a left and you will find an enclosed area! Set the incendiary ammo here and don’t take any until you run out of explosive ones! Then run back down grab a health kit and another gas can and throw them in front of the door by the room you go in! When you get bum rushed shoot those and it will be much easier! WARNING! They can climb over the back and the tanks normally come from behind there! After like 5 to 7 minutes you might fail to contain them so shoot out the sky lights on the ground in the room then jump down in them and start runnin!
Faster Than Mustashio
The only thing you need to do is grab a MG (doesn’t matter which one) And make sure you have pistols also just in case! Once you find the pinball machine hit the action button and fire away! (note) you may have to do it multiple times so make sure your ammo is high and your team is alert!
Best Primary Weapons
This is my opinion on the best weapons: the assault rifle is my all time favorite weapon because its one shot kill on regular zombies and it has a clip of fifty. The down side is you run out of ammo a bit fast. The shotgun is best if you are planning on trying to face the horde head on and one at a time its a good choice. But with the shotgun in the events where either a tank or a witch attack or you get attacked by huge groups of the horde it’s not good because of the long reload times. The snipe is very good, it can go through multiple enemies and also kill a smoker or a tank from long range but when you are in close quarters you are stuck with a long range weapon and the time in between shots. So my suggestion is stick with the assault rifle it seems to work the best for all scenarios.
Dodging The Charger
Dodging chargers can be a good thing. The chargers are as powerful as the Tanks or Witches because they could cause as much damage. To AVOID a charger to cause a great deal of damage, don’t hang out in long areas or on high buildings. Chargers take a lot of bullets before they die. To DODGE a charger just simply strafe (run! ) left or right. They will most likely run into a wall, then shoot them.
Snipe-O-Rama
In left 4 dead 2 one of the best weapons used in single and multiplayer campaign would most likely be the sniper rifle. Its a mod from the original assault rifle. The sniper rifle would be the best choice for the reason of that it has a long range advantage to you. It holds up to 25 bullets a clip, so you get more time protecting your self then getting pissed off by reloading half the time. Also since left 4 dead 2 you can’t punch zombies for a long period of time so this gun may help that problem. The grenade launcher is ok too but you need a really good secondary weapon like dual pistols. So yea GO SNIPERS!
Easiest Way To Get The Sob Story Achievement
The easiest way to get the sob story cheat is to grab a melee weapon at the beginning of the chapter and hold on to it until you get to the mill. Once you do equip the weapon n just run through the mill until you get to the safe house. Once you close the door you will receive the achievement.
Dismemberment Plan Achievement
I’ve found the easiest way to get this achievement is to either use a can of boomer bile or a pipe bomb. Once you throw either one switch to the grenade launcher n fire away. Just make sure its already loaded or you may not get the shot.
Cheats
Currently we have no cheats or codes for Left 4 Dead 2 yet. If you have any unlockables please feel free to submit. We will include them in the next post update and help the fellow gamers. Remeber to mention game name while submiting new codes.
Unlockables
Avatar Rewards
Med Kit Earned by beating all five campaigns (Any Difficulty)
Bull Shifters (Ellis) Shirt Earned by winning 10 games of Versus
Depeche Mode (Rochelle) Shirt Earned by rescuing Gnome Chompski from the DarkCarnival (MUST be holding Gnome in rescue vehicle when it departs)
Left 4 Dead 2 shirt: Earned by winning 10 games of Scavenge.
Zombie Hand Shirt Earned by killing 10,000 Infected
Stronger Than Mustachio Achievment Hint
Have a melee weapon and hit the red box, and I bet you don’t get it. You need to have adrenaline active, THEN you hit the red box and you should get it.
Easter eggs
Currently we have no easter eggs for Left 4 Dead 2 yet. If you have any unlockables please feel free to submit. We will include them in the next post update and help the fellow gamers. Remeber to mention game name while submiting new codes.
Glitches
Survival Glitch: Airwalk
First you get a propane tank or a pipe bomb and throw it under yourself, then stand on it and it will blow up then knock you back, while your knocked back keep pressing Y button (don’t stop pressing it) and then you will be air-walking! But be sure you in the center of the platform, and there’s nothing blocking your way. If you are at the edge of somewhere it will not work.
Survival Glitch
First you go to the one level where the airplane is, and you attract the horde. Next you go on the mail box that is by the wall and throw a bommer bile th jump on top on the small horde that comes. Jump on the bathroom thing and then jump on top of the gate. Go inside that small place on the gate at the way end then your at the end of the map and then go inside the safehouse then BOOM! You did it.
Guides
Currently no guide available.
Currently no guide available.
Achievements
Achievement List
PRICE CHOPPER (20) Survive the Dead Center campaign.
MIDNIGHT RIDER (20) Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
RAGIN’ CAJUN (20) Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
WEATHERMAN (20) Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
BRIDGE BURNER (20) Survive the Parish campaign.
STILL SOMETHING TO PROVE (35) Survive all campaigns on Expert.
THE REAL DEAL (35) Survive a campaign on Expert skill with Realism mode enabled.
CONFEDERACY OF CRUNCHES (30) Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.
HEAD HONCHO (15) Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
CLUB DEAD (15) Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
CHAIN OF COMMAND (15) Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
TANK BURGER (30) Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
SHOCK JOCK (30) Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
THE QUICK AND THE DEAD (30) Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed-boosting effects of adrenaline.
ARMORY OF ONE (15) Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
BURNING SENSATION (15) Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
DISMEMBERMENT PLAN (20) Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
SEPTIC TANK (15) Use a bile bomb on a Tank.
CRASS MENAGERIE (20) Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
DEAD IN THE WATER (20) Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
ROBBED ZOMBIE (15) Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
CL0WND (15) Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
FRIED PIPER (15) Using a Molotov, burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
LEVEL A CHARGE (15) Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging.
ACID REFLEX (15) Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
A RIDE DENIED (15) Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
STACHE WHACKER (15) Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
GONG SHOW (15) Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.
GUARDIN’ GNOME (30) Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
WING AND A PRAYER (30) Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
SOB STORY (30) Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
VIOLENCE IN SILENCE (30) Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetary safe room without tripping any alarms.
BRIDGE OVER TREBLED SLAUGHTER (30) Cross the bridge finale in less than three minutes.
HEARTWARMER (20) In a Versus round, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.
STRENGTH IN NUMBERS (15) Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.
QUALIFIED RIDE (15) As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 12 seconds.
BACK IN THE SADDLE (15) As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET (20) As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter’s acid patch.
GREAT EXPECTORATIONS (15) As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
A SPITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS (15) As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
SCATTERING RAM (20) As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
MEAT TENDERIZER (20) As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15 seconds.
LONG DISTANCE CARRIER (15) As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
BEAT THE RUSH (15) In a Survival round, get a medal only using melee weapons.
HUNTING PARTY (15) Win a game of Scavenge.
GAS GUZZLER (20) Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
CACHE AND CARRY (20) Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge round.
SCAVENGE HUNT (15) Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge round.
FUEL CRISIS (15) Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
GAS SHORTAGE (20) Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
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