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if this gets 500 notes i’ll read more books
if this gets 5000 notes i’ll come out as trans to my family (maybe)
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hey fuckquers this is the “main” account of @burgerking-official so if you see this one follow you that’s why. Also if I send you an ask please redirect yourself to @burgerking-official
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YOKAI ARE EVERYWHERE CAUSING YOU PROBLEMS MESSING UP YOUR HAIR THEY’LL TRIP YOU UP GIVE YOU A FLAT TIRE OR MAKE YOUR SOCKS GO MISSING IN THE DRYER YOKAI MAKE MISCHIEF ANYWHERE AND YOU MAY NOT EVEN BELIEVE THEY’RE THERE BUT LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND HE’S FOUND A WAY TO CONNECT WITH THEM HE’S GOT A YOKAI YOKAI WATCH HE’S GONNA HAVE A SUPERNATURAL ENTOURAGE HE CAN TALK TO THE SPIRITS AND HE DOESN’T HAVE TO FEAR IT AND THEY’RE ALWAYS GONNA HEAR IT ‘CAUSE YOU KNOW HE’S GOT A YOKAI WATCH YOKAI YOKAI WATCH YOKAI YOKAI WATCH HE CAN TALK TO THE SPIRITS AND AND HE DOESN’T HAVE TO FEAR IT AND THEY’RE ALWAYS GONNA HEAR IT ‘CAUSE YOU KNOW HE’S GOT A YOKAI WATCH
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hey guys what the fuck is a therian
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hey fuckers if you reblog this and say something i will activate The Thing. Trust me
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Alright fine I’ll do a full review on Hazbin
Okay I’m very bored so I’ll go in-depth on my thoughts on Hazbin.
The voice acting
The voice acting is mostly trash.
Erika Henningsen as Charlie was fine. Not great, but certainly not as terrible as the others.
Stephanie Beatriz as Vaggie was pretty bad. Her delivery sounds like she was trying to make herself sound as deep as possible and it didn’t work.
Blake Roman as Angel Dust was fucking horrendous, although it does improve as the series goes on. His acting was like Dan Castellaneta did in Aladdin 2. He sounded like he was trying to do an interpretation of Michael Kovach and it doesn’t work. Likewise, Dan was doing an interpretation of Robin Williams, but he still very clearly is not Robin Williams. Blake’s voice acting for the egg guys was fine though.
Alex Brightman as Sir Pentious was honestly fine. I think it’s mostly just Alex being an obscenely good voice actor, because I didn’t realized he voiced Pentious until I looked up the cast while writing this post. Alex’s voice for Adam was also really good. He sounded very distinct from both Fizzarolli and Beetlejuice, despite clearly being voiced all by Alex. Pretty good.
Keith David as Husk was okay. He’s certainly on par with the pilot VA.
Joel Perez as Valentino sucked. He sounds like a completely different person every time he speaks.
Christian Borle as Vox was actually pretty good. I like it.
Lilli Cooper as Velvette was horrendously bad. British people don’t sound like that. I’d know. If you can find me a single goddamn person on this island who regularly speaks like Velvette, I will give you nothing because that person does not exist.
Everyone else wasn’t notable enough to get their own review.
The music
The music was okay. Most of the songs sounded fine. The lyrics mostly sucked, but the songs themselves sounded okay.
The characters
most of the characters were fine except when they weren’t. i want velvette to step on me
The writing
the writing sucked. a lot of the jokes just had swearing or sex as the punchline and it was bad and also not good. i’ve gotten tired while writing this so bye
vivziepop is also a shitty person still
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Hey friends, if you support or defend Vivziepop, kindly get the fuck off of my blog forever and go reconsider your life choices.
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reblog if you like good thing.
if you scroll you like bad thing.
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As a well-known hater of Hazbin, I thought the last episode was pretty good in comparison to the rest of the series. It made me somewhat excited for the second season. It was still pretty mid but it’s certainly not abhorrent like a lot of the rest of the show.
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they should make a new season of Thomas where all the trains are humans and they have sex
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if yall decode what this says you win a prize. trust me
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IM INSANE IM FERAL
I NEED SLEEP I NEED ENRICHMENT I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO DEATH WITH NO CONSEQUENCES
I AM GOD
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currently watching episode 1 of Hazbin and GOD the VAs suck so much. Theyre so bad.
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Welcome to the Not Official Burger King Tumblr!
Hello! This is currently us, the talented people at Burger King speaking to you! Refer to our blog as ‘Burger King’ or ‘Burger King Official’. we may possibly be the most annoying blog on this hellsite, second only to Cybersmith, but he isn’t even a real person, so he doesn’t count.
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we would not consider this a NSFW blog, but there may be an occasional sexual reference.
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If you’re a lawyer, please don’t tell anyone. Also if you’re BK corporate don’t kill me because I provide free advertising to your brand.
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terminally silly (the person who got mass reported and banned after making the french cover of poison) even made an apology video after hazbin fans said that the cover upset them even though she did nothing wrong and hazbin hotel itself makes jokes ACTUALLY ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT. i genuinely hate the hazbin fandom they're so fucking hypocritical.
Agreed.
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i fuckign love the people from object shows. theyre so epic and funny and i want to have sex with them and cool
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