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the-martyrfication-of-the-matron · 7 months

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being whatever the fuck i am means not ever mentioning my gender identity bc i just dont care but occasionally remember i dont ever mention it

#the only person at my school who knows even a shred of my identity is a dude who asked me #and i quote #how i 'uck'#and thats bc he asked my pronouns and my response was 'i dont care just dont fucking talk to me'#my friends dont know #i have known these guys for a year and they don't know #huh #how strange

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megalomari · 3 months

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the biggest hater in Faerûn

#Baldur's Gate 3 #Astarion #Wyll Ravengard #i need to draw more bg3 but for that to happen i have to stop playing bg3 help!#based on that one meme #WAIT F UCK I COULD HAVE PUT (ASTARION DISSAPROVES) IN THE CORNER #just imagine it okay #i just draw stuff and then suffer with the cropping bc i don't plan things #but i like how they turned out! heh

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dizzybizz · 3 months

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sleepy gill and gill with the bubbled evil cat

#hi remember when i thought i was in for a really bad bout of hsr fixation. lets see how thats going.. lets just check in and #oh . oh no. oh this was. this wasnt the plan. oh no #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #gill in pjs got to me ok. gill fighting in pjs got to me. the thought of gill sleeping in a barrel of water with pjs on got to me.#wheni tell you this fkn podcast is the only thing ive been thinking abt for the past few days dude what thef uck #theyre all so stupid they get up to so much bs its fkn great i lvoe the three of them so mcuh WHEHhghh >:'O #my art #i keep nearly forgetting that tag help???#ive slowly been getting used to drawing them jsut you wait til i feel good abt the designs n shit ok its gonna be epic or smth #oop s its 1am soon whoopsies ehehee but like ..... the dumbasses... theyre in my head..#there are so many stupid scenes i want to draw 😭😭😭😭😭#im sorry to. my friends. for jsut . yknow. and everyone really #i wasnt ready for this 😭 idk what happened i just started going through eps so quickly all of a sudden and ive gone through like 12 eps in #2-3 days and i feel absolutely insane and i think abt them so much. theyve taken up all my time help

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mihrunnisasultans · 2 months

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I am not going to defend myself, Your Majesty. Whatever I say, your decision will not change anyway. I could calm you by denying it, but I don't intend to do it. Throw me into the fire like you did with your family and other people you loved. [...] So this is [absolute loyalty] why you killed them all? Hatice, Ibrahim, Mustafa, Çihangir...I remember how our father Selim Han died. He didn't die easily. God did not let him leave this world without suffering first. The same fate awaits you!

Fatma + roasting Suleiman to his face (and to others)

Happy (belated) Birthday Plami! @mc-critical

#mcedit #muhteşem yüzyıl #magnificent century #fatma sultan #perioddramaedit #weloveperioddrama #perioddramasource #muhtesem yuzyil #yay the series continues #I had to give you a tumblr gift as well love <3 #I love how in the last meeting she just goes for it all and does not mince her words anymore #it was bubbling for a long time #now she had nothing to lose she did not give a f*uck whatever he does #contrast with how despite hating him already she hushed nisa that dynasty cannot be talked about like that #since she knows nisa should not have any more problems to the multitude she does already :((and even sumbul was spying on them)#but quietly adds Suly ass will pay #how people were forbidden to (openly) criticize the padisah and keep quiet #and then fatma saying she won't be silent after his order to do so in their last convo..#amazing #such underrated character #*mine #and the clown telling her he never killed an innocent person #like what could a 6 year old ever do 🤡

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front-facing-pokemon · 1 year

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#shuckle #NNOOOOO!!! THEY'RE JUST A YELLOW CIRCLE!!!! REDUCED TO A FUCKING SMILEY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH NO MOUTH!!!!!!#HOW COUL DWE UCKING DO THIS TOT HRM ljhlaskhfjasghfAJSgSahjfklsaJFHGhF #fuck. this is great. i can't fucking believe. you can't even tell this is a shuckle without the tag #i'm adding one where they're looking slightly upward under the cut so you can see their mouth but holy shit

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sadisthetic · 2 years

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intricate rituals between a pair of grease monkeys. im so ill

#ninjago #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #jay walker #jaya #my art #IM SO ILL BETWEEN JAYA AND BRUISE I LEGIT HAVENT HAVENT SHIPPED ANYTHING *THIS* BAD IN YEEEAAAAAARRSS #AND I USUALLY DONT SHIP MUCH LIKE I DO A LITTLE BIT. BUT IM LIKE ARO YOU KNOW #YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DEEP IN I AM......#actually if youve been following my main twit for the past several weeks then you know perfectly BUT ALSO YOU DONT.#oufgh. clutches my head. me drawing fluff? who the hell am i.#its f ucked #doodles

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fairyofshampgyu · 9 months

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WJAT THE FK FUCKINGUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL EVERBLIVING FUCK ??!)/8:&$€>€€%*BEOMG FUCKINF GYU ?!€**%6)£8& IM LITERALY IM FUCKING-I JUST IM CRYING IM SCREAMING INIUDT CANT DO THIS ANYMORE GOOD GRACIOUS FUCK

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chocoenvy · 2 years

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*~Masterlist~*

*~Masterlist Part Two

“Huh, you and I are both travelers from another world. That our paths have crossed here is no accident, but the will of fate.”

This Month's Recommendation: Say My Name Part Two

*~ Such a Kind God, Such a Cruel God (Bad Habits die hard and your acolytes witness it in the worst way)

*~ I Hate that I still care about you 1 2 3 (In which you still care for those that hurt you until they hurt someone else)

*~ You Play the Lyre for Them (Venti, Zhongli, Ei, and Jean)

*~ ASKDFASDHKJK HUGS??? (Inazuma) (Liyue) (You hug people in different nations)

*~ The skies are empty, the stars are gone, (Finding your ambition. Not all is lost.)

*~ Singing your heart out, they feel their heart rates spike (You love to sing and your acolytes hear you)

*~ Nothing Feels Real, are You even You Anymore? (Slight eldritch darling. You don't belong in Teyvat, so your body forces you to fit)

*~ Suspiciously left alone in a room... are they planning something? (Your acolytes are secretly listening to you sing but you had started to get suspicious of them...)

*~ TRANS DARLING (You were born in the wrong body. All they know and care about is that you look like their god and are trying to look like their god's gender)

*~ More Trans Darling Headcannons (You become more comfortable and accepted in Teyvat)

*~ Playing God 1 2 3 4 (Where your tongue was taken from you from your supposed "devout followers")

*~ Dancing with Aether (At a gala you become nervious, so he helps you)

*~ General SAGAU Ganyu Headcannons

*~ Your god smiles upon you in favor (Puppet!au drawing)

*~ Singing and loving with Venti

*~ The Whole of Teyvat will Remember (Fatui comforting Tongueless reader who liked to sing)

*~ General Rosaria SAGAU Headcannons

*~ Do you regret anything? (Soft au vs. Villain au acolytes)

*~ A love letter "Dear Eula," (Eula x reader <3)

*~ "Even if you're not as devout as others your worth is still the same to me." (Npcs and how they'd react to you)

*~ First "I love you"s (Unofficial epilogue to Playing God. You get your tongue back)

*~ You're safe now (Soft au and Villain au darling meet. Headcannons.)

*~ Unlucky you, smiling through it all (Unlucky reader and how the cult reacts to them)

*~ Letting go of Grudges and enjoying the world around you (You're a shut-in that finally allowed yourself to interact with Kaeya, Thoma, and Chongyun (separate)

*~ Sorry's aren't enough (Fatui!au, unofficial extension of Playing God. You're singing and dancing with the Fatui when the archons find you)

*~ Reader making fun of the archons on their death bed (Villain!au, crack)

*~ Consort!Tsaritsa: Proposal (Tsaritsa x reader <3)

*~ Comfort with the gods (Venti, Zhongli, and Ei comfort <3)

*~ Artist!Reader sketching their acolytes (Thoma, Childe, and Xiao's reactions when they find you've drawn them)

*~ Polycule relationship headcannons (Zhongli, Childe, Diluc, Kaeya, Thoma, Itto being in a relationship with each other and you)

*~ Reader who's confident in their body (Zhongli, Kaeya, Beidou)

*~ Memories belonging to another world but never fading (Reader who had a lover before coming to Teyvat. Fatui!au)

*~ Physical catalyst (Reader with a gun)

*~ Memories carried over to the next world and beyond <3 (reader manages to bring their lover to Teyvat.)

*~ Unbearable cuteness (Reader can turn into a cute animal)

*~ Two Gods 1 (alt ending) 2 3 4 5 (Twin au. Where you and your twin get transported to Teyvat)

*~ The thirst book (Reader is a simp and get exposed for their thirst)

*~ Sexy thief reader <3 1 2 (villain au but reader is a sexy thief)

*~ Random twin au headcannons

*~ Consort!Aether headcannons

*~ Playing God au (Very angsty, reader starts a war with the archons to protect Snezhnaya)

*~ Sexy thief god being a sucker for chaos ("Commit flirtatious blasphemy")

*~ Paimon favoritism

*~ Sexy thief reader with a catalyst (Slimes teach you to wield the elements <3)

*~ Child!God reader Headcannons 1 & 2(god is a child)

*~ Singing musicals with the archons

*~ Hauntings Long Forgiven (Reader is a ghost and doesn't remember why they were killed. Ei and Yae Miko)

*~ Sexy thief reader drawing <3333 (not by me ily for drawing this you made them look so hot)

*~ Child!God reader studying for a test

*~ Yummy Visions (Child!God reader tries to eat a vision)

*~ Eula and other cryo characters having fun with Child!god in Dragonspine

*~ Child!God Angst (You realize you lost your entire previous life)

*~ Reactions to you favoring Klee (Jean, Zhongli, Ei, Venti, Ningguang, Albedo. Playing god au)

*~ iloveyou (Ei x GN!reader fluff)

*~ What a common phrase (Yan!Darling x reader)

*~ Imposter au vs. Soft au

*~ Do they even remember you? (Child!God Angst, brainrotting over Child!God's future)

*~ God of Beasts Drawing (not by me, done by a beautiful person that i love very much please look at it)

*~ Choco Event Order: Silent I love you (Darling x reader flower au)

*~ Choco Event Order: They Love me, Love me Not (Darling x reader Disney Princess au)

*~ Thieves stolen by the sky (Sexy thief reader x Consort!Albedo)

*~ Choco Event Order: Fallen Leaf, Adorn my Life (Consort!Kazuha x reader)

*~ To Love You (Brainrot of all the characters of Teyvat becoming an amalgamation for only one purpose: To Love You)

*~ Choco Event Order: Everyone thinks I'm crazy, crazy for you oh boy... (Darling au. Darling has planned everything out for your arrival and after. All for you <3)

*~ Choco Event Order: Nothing Lasts Forever (In paradise with Thoma away from your godly responsibilities)

*~ Nurture and Grow (Reader with wings that grow with how many devout followers they have)

*~ Choco Event Order: In Your Palms (Albedo x Eldritch!Reader, you're beautiful you know <3)

*~ Choco Event Order: Blood-Suckin' Love (Albedo x Vampire!reader. Puppet au. Your happy Vampire family + Albedo)

*~ Choco Event Order: It's not like I'm mentally ill! (Childe x reader in denial about their mental issues until Childe sees the remnants of them for himself)

*~ Choco Event Order: Chilly Comfort (The Tsaritsa showing lots of affection to a reader that isn’t used to so much love and attention.)

*~ Choco Event Order: Roles Reversed (Child!reader finds a hidden dungeon in Tenshukaku… with a familiar person in there.)

*~ Choco Event Order: From Dawn to Dusk (You run away to Dawn Winery for a moment of peace and Diluc ends up joining you.)

*~ Choco Event Order: Cold Nights with You (Nights alone with no distractions are always scary, especially after all you’ve went through. Luckily for you, Childe is always willing to comfort you.)

*~ "Call it good judgement, call it passion," (Yanfei is the only sensible on in Teyvat and understands you have to be their god. She helps you bring the other archons to their senses hopefully before any irreversible damage happens)

*~ Choco Event Order: Mischievous Fiend, You and Me (Darling has brought you to this world and you’re admittedly uncomfortable. Until Hu Tao enters your life, and makes it much more interesting.)

*~ Council of Gods 2 (Four different aus - soft/regular, fatui, imposter, and puppet au - meet up and share their experiences.)

*~ Choco Event Order: Fire and Wind makes the Bonfire burn Brighter (Kazuha and Thoma are both your consorts, which comes with a wave of complicated emotions.)

*~ Choco Event Order: Laughter in the Snow (You're a child, not comfortable with the role of god, and so very homesick, but Albedo is comforting.)

*~Choco Event Order: Hostage (Carnage was not a new concept to you, but it wasn’t comforting as the weight of destruction and salvation lay on your shoulders.)

*~Choco Event Order: There's no kindness (Venti x reader villain au angst)

*~Choco Event Order: Bow Before the Messiah (Zhongli x reader villain au angst. Zhongli is not loved)

*~Choco Event Order: Xiao x Reader (Villain au, hurt/comfort)

*~Choco Event Order: Charades (consort!Diluc x sexy thief reader, hurt to comfort/fluffy-ish)

*~Choco Event Order: Life on the Beach (Child!Reader w/ Mom Eula and sibling Klee, pure cuteness)

*~Voice actor reader brainrot (feat.Childe and a lil Zhongli slander)

#me and tumblr are goiong to fist fight istg I LOST SO MUCH OF THE MASTERLIST F UCK #actually going to sob why the fuck did i hit delete on the original #someone slap me pls im so fucking monkey brained how have i survived so long

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camil0ncha · 11 months

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NOT ME FINDING THE DCA RUIN MODEL AND GOING “sick fanart dude” AND THEN FINDING OUT!!! A WHOLE DAY LATER!!! IT’S ACTUALLY CANON AND THE RUIN TRAILER JUST DROPPED!!!

#HELO???#end me #that’s exactly how I imagined their shattered version to look like tho #they look sick as F UCK #disoriented ramblings

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bahoreal · 6 months

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the way theyre so out of sync with each in where they are in the relationship (stede is 100% in but ed is hurt and overwhelmed, whereas when they first kissed ed was 100% in but stede was overwhelmed) but they're so weirdly in sync in their view of themself (ed desperately wants to be someone different to improve his view of himself but doesnt know what that is and stede is trying so hard to be different, to be his idealised view of himself - a pirate - even if that doesnt suit him) and when they move too fast theyre liable to just run away (stede to mary, ed to a fishing boat) they keep coming back to each other theyre always circling each other they absolutely love each other but theyre both so bad at dealing with it

#im very intrigued to see what'll change next episode to make them come back together again #ed knew he would be overwhelmed if they fucked but put his feelings to the side because stede was hurting. it wasnt the right decision for #either of them but they're. they're so whim prone when emotions run high they're liable to do anything. ough i cant wait to see how they #like. settle their emotions enough to get together and stay together.#but i know we'll have to waut until f UCKING S3. godamnit #ofmd spoilers

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makeitlookdecent · 3 months

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local silly is learning so much guys...<3

#arknights #arknights kal'tsit #arknights doctor #arknights amiya #arknights spoilers #in the tags i mean. you get it. anyway.#ahem*#BRO YO KALSIT...SHE HATES US HATES US I THOUHGT EVERYONIE WAS MEMEING YA'LL AR DOWNPLAYING????#ALSO NOOOOOOOO TALULAH!!!! WHY DID THY TAKE ALINA ROM HE R ITS SO UCKED YALLL #what...what am i...WHAT is happening....#i dont wanna se her down fall....also!!#when i saw those chacter show cases with talulah the fighter i thought we got her on our side for a limited time or something #not us playin in the past. was fun! i also liked reading the small stage blurbs before you head in #it fucked me up.#also L on my part but i found out...how to access the old side stories...#just yesterday...in the special operations/public records archive....#im so smart guys i have more reading to do!#anyway have fun with the rerun everyone! its mt personal fav summer event (gameplay wise)

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rhymaes · 2 months

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the 'I knew him first' vs 'I knew him fully' & all the ensuing gratifications and absences that mark the Xianle trio's understanding of Xie Lian opposed to Hua Cheng's. THAT is devastation baby!!!

#i loved him despite vs i loved him because LIKEEEEEEEEEEEEE a devotion always at your back door waiting to be let in #opposed to the supposedly conditional devotion on your doorstep #one must shrink so the other can rise & neither can coexist because they exist in complete opposition #and this is SUCHHHHHHHHHHH a long way of me saying that hua cheng and feng xin will always be xie lian's #biggest supporters & the reason feng xin is included in that is because of how xia lian knows him & knows what devotion #is to him & how it is expressed & that age & affiliation are tags that pull you apart as much as they string you together #AND I LOVED YOU FOR WHAT YOU WERE FOR WHAT YOU ARE EVEN WHEN I COULDNT SEE IT BECAUSE I WAS BLIND BUT I WANT TO COME BACK BECAUSE #I NEVER TRULY STOPPED BELIEVING AND LOVING YOU EVEN IF I DID IT WRONG #anywayYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY can u tell. can u tell how ucking. much the xianle trio's relationship to each other means to me #esp in light of hua cheng's unwavering devotion when its like. as much as we would like that to be a permenant reality---thats actually the #outlier behavior here lmaoooooooooo your love will forever be overshadowed because of a SUPERPOWER LOVE NO ONE KNEW COULD EXIST UNTIL IT DI #& also hes a devestation so like. watch out haha #tgcf #heaven official's blessing

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teafiend · 6 months

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#the guest #ocn the guest #choi yoon #kim jae wook #kim jae uck #rewatching in full-ish made me recall how beautifully they shot KJU as CY again #PD truly did understand the visual gold and it was shown to us clearly #so so pretty #🤍🖤��#as much as I like the aesthetics of shows like Hometown/Strangers #The Guest is just so gorgeously and vividly colourful #and also muted #beautiful shots #can’t love TG enough

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navysealt4t · 5 months

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WHAT THE ACTUALLL FUCK.THE RED LIGHT ON CHARLIES FACE HIS FUCKING GRIN THAT LINE. THIS WAS SOOO PAYBACK FOR GILLION'S NIGHTMARES. 'they didnt make with exactly all of his memories. you didnt think i just grew the skin back did you?' FUCK THIS BAKA LIFE

#OOH MY GOD I WAS WONDERING HOW THE FUCK HE LIKE. HAD NORMAL SKIN AFTER IT WAS DESCRIBED ALL MESSED UP #OH MY GOD. WHAT THE UCK #WHAT THE FCJ #FUCK YOU CHARLIE FUCK YOU GRIXXLY #FUCK FUCK #I HAD TO PAUSE THE EPISODE #NO ONE EVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN #OH MY GOD #OH MY FUCK FCK GOF. FUCK GOD YKNOW #jrwilb #jrwi spoilers #WHAT THE FCUKKK THIS IS EVIL

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dlfgnns · 2 years

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thinking about kim jaewook as choi yoon in the guest again and god DAMN he had no business looking like that as a priest

like,, hear me out