#hottest shower known to man so now you’re outta toilet options but wait
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You wanna know what sucks about the house of lamentation? It only has two bathrooms.
#imagine needing to take a shit but beel just left the bathroom#the toilet is clogged AND IT SMELLS LIKE NUCLEAR WASTE#now you’re running to asmos room to see if you could use his bathroom but he’s trying to break the guíness world record for longest and#hottest shower known to man so now you’re outta toilet options but wait#you turn your head and you see the woods#you already feel shitmagadon coming so might as well make it fast#you make it but you couldn’t make a hole so you just shit on the dirt#just your luck Lucifer was taking a walk#you make eye contact#he walks away#you two never talk about it again#obey me#obey me beel#obey me asmo#obey me satan#obey me mammon#obey me levi#obey me belphie
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