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WAIT IT IS CAESAR… BABY!!!!! I JUST FINISHED EP 20 im sorry for the spam, this idiot runs away now

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS DIO

BUT IT WAS REALLY ME, CAESAR

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while far from the strongest, Titus isn’t weak by any stretch of the imagination. constantly fighting, sparring, running, and climbing has done his body well. he may not be able to show off too much, but he can definitely scale a building with little effort or even do a back flip from a standing position. that being said, he has an admiration for others who happen to be strong-- an admiration he isn’t afraid to be vocal about.

“What, have you been working out since you were two years old?! Impressive!” he’s never been one to hold his tongue, which oftentimes gets him into trouble. however, for as many times as he’s been berated for being blunt, there’s an equal amount of times he’s forged friendships. the outcome is usually decided by the other party, but Titus isn’t very concerned...even if the stranger looks like he could knock him out in one punch.

     HAD it not been for his time crusading toward Cairo in countless crowded cities, he may have missed it. The brushed against his thigh could be mistaken for a coattail whisking past, had he not glanced into the reflexion of a shop window. His hand snaps back and closes around the devilish tail that thought it could take the leather fold from his satchel.

❝ Small world. ❞

He snorts, smoke flaring from his nostrils when he looks back at Joseph. He should have known they’d run into one another again no matter what he’d try to do. They had a connection for whatever reason. For all he knows, this was this guy’s funny way of getting his attention.

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*:・ﾟ☆

makeshift stone! GIMME THE EMBARRASSING HISTORY

stonework headcanons | no longer accepting

i was going to say that giorno is too cool to ever get embarrassed, plus he kind of grew up friendless so it isn’t like people will have any stories to share. then i remembered he’s a teen boy, sometimes it’s embarrassing just wake up in the morning. 

anyways, giorno’s signature boob window grab pose didn’t come without constant trial and error. he wears a customized version of his school uniform of a reason after all. one of the earliest tries at the pose ended with him ripping his shirt; he put a little too much strength behind that pose and the fabric wasn’t strong enough to handle him. mind you, giorno doesn’t wear any form of shirt under that outfit (it’s too hot, his temperature runs high, and he sweats enough already). it probably wouldn’t have been as embarrassing if it wasn’t done in public or around people that knew him, but he wasn’t so lucky that day. it was his first (and last) major fashion faux pas. luckily no really brought it up much after that because giorno is the oddly weird but surprisingly popular kid; it took a while for the people involved to actually maintain eye contact with him though. personally, he doesn’t like to think about it as a thing that ever happened to him.  

holyshitjo replied to your post: “…how do I look like a chef…???”

YO CHEF START WORKING CHOP CHOP MAKE THAT SALAD

“. . .” He drops plenty of croutons on the caesar salad, absolutely burying it.

oh no! ignore the reserve, because here's the one and only ass pull master, joseph joestar (jojo) from jjba part 2, date is 5/19, app is under /app!

Welcome!

You’ll be staying in HOUSE 120!

You’ll be able to use Hamon 5x daily to heal minor to moderate wounds.

You’ll also receive a bb gun!

Enjoy your stay!

– the stars.

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“What, no I’m not a vampire!” 

Shigaraki Tomura hated the sunlight, he had colorless skin and hair, his eyes were crimson, his whole body was covered in scars and his face prematurely wrinkled. He also was gripped in several places, prominently around his neck as well by severed hands. He was standing there so skinny he looked malnourished, dressed in all black. 

While he could agree that technically he looked the part because he had played several vampire rpg video games before this, he still was offended. He was the world’s easiest person to piss off, because he hated everything except for a few select people. “Do you walk up to everybody you meet and accuse them of being a vampire, you’re very rude you know.” 

Shigaraki scolded him as if he were a child. Shigaraki thought he might be a child, he was not sure because the man’s body was humongous but at the same time he looked rather baby faced. “Well, I have a friend who drinks blood but that doesn’t make me a vampire.” 

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Past few days have been.. strange to say at least. Being teleported to a mysterious world and being homed somewhere. Fugo takes a few days to get out of the house, eating what’s there before it’s gone. Anyways- she’s hungry, best thing to do is to find somewhere to eat! Fugo enters the city area closest to their home, it’s sunny out providing a better mood outside than inside the, what feels like, dreary home. He looks around, taking in the sights and making mental notes of where places of interest are. Her eye catches the first restaurant he sees, looks like a mom’n’pop type of place. Fugo sighs and enters the what seemed to be calm restaurant but turns out that every table has someone sitting at it. Fugo huffs and looks around for a place to sit, if so many people are here it must be up to code. He pulls up a chair across a young man, brown hair, well built, charming to say at least. He folds his hands and crosses their legs.

“Hope you don’t mind me taking a seat, just want a meal is all”