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kaebedom-me · 1 year

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AjdjsjakJjsjjaJj its beeen sooo longggg,,, since!! ive requested????!?!? aight aight so!!! i wanna go on a shopping trip with the boys lets go i just got like 4€ i can buy a kids meal with this and a shiny plastic bracelet fuckk yeaaa (and,,, maybe,,, a shiny plastic dinosaur ring for my spouse 🥺🥺💍💍👉👈👉👈💕💗💖💓❤️💕💓💗💓💗💕💓💞💖💓💘💞💘) -⭐

I BUY YOU!!! MY LOVELY SPOUSE!!!!! A SHINY PLASTIC SUCKERFISH RING THAT WRAPS AROUND YOUR LIL FINGIE!!!!!! ILU SM!!! MWA!

pls childe loves shopping and spoiling his loves so if you ever mention you wanna go shopping he will be the first to get ready very excited very puppy energy

prolly preps waaay too much money because he plans to get you and kaeya anything and everything you set your eyes on

don't even have to say anything, childe's observant enough to Know what sparked yours and kaeya's interest while shopping

kaeya tries to be responsible because you two can be trusted financially

but kaeya also enjoys some of the finer things in life so he will slip up

you offer to buy them things with 4 to your name and they kinda just smile and decline politely, and would rather spoil you instead

mostly its cuz they don't want you to worry too much about your own financial situation not because they think you can't afford what they want

they're so sweet uwu

but if you insist they're the type to really treasure whatever you got them because they love you and how thoughtful you are

if this is modern au, childe's the type to post 23 posts about how you bought him his kids meal lMAO super obnoxious and is just the worst about it

if it's canon divergent then childe when he gets back to work will tell that you bought him a kid meal with your own money to his subordinates HAHAHA

will tell anyone who's listen too

kaeya isn't as boastful but makes up for it by being super appreciative

he will tease you and maybe point out you don't have money anymore but he's the type to slip cash into your bag or pocket when you're not paying attention

prolly has the habit of crinkling up cash to hide in your old clothes or obscure places so you get super happy when you find them

they both find it adorable how excited you get when you happily announce you found like 20 in your old wallet the other day so they made it a habit to leave some around

they'll give you money straight up too ofc but the games are fun uwu

I got carried away because money is my love language KASDFGGD

anyways so shopping right

I think childe and kaeya are defs the type to shop til they drop

will try to remember the stuff that are running low at home? so they can get it while you guys are out too

it's hard to run out though because childe always gets like double of everything so you guys don't have to worry about having no more body wash mid shower

kaeya loves the domesticity of grocery shopping together it makes him all soft inside because wow you guys are still together and getting things together you know sometimes kinda trail behind because he's so caught up in his feels

you and childe would have to pull him back to reality maybe give him a peck on the cheek tell him you love him uwu

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petrichorlullabies · 12 years

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jesus christ guys omg i have to finish this report for the first day of school tomorrow and i just can't with all of this happening right now ok i'm going to walk into my english class and go up to my new teacher and just sob and say I'M SO SORRY IF MY THIRD REPORT IS CRAP BUT A LOT OF EMOTIONAL THINGS WERE HAPPENING WHEN I WAS WRITING IT I'M REALLY SORRY and she'll be like oh aw do you need to talk to somebody about it and i'll be like YES PLEASE and i'll sit down and i'll just say OKAY THIS GIRL WENT TO THE SAME HOTEL AS ONE DIRECTION AND SEX OCCURRED AND ZAYN DELETED HIS TWITTER AND THEN I'LL JUST SIT THERE AND FUCKING SCREAM BECAUSE REASONS OH GMY DOSIN;CFAUEHIUGAOUH;WE

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