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cool-thymus · 29 days
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my baby girl ♥
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Do you think you’ll continue with the lawyer Nessian fic. It was so amazingly written I’d love to read more! I love all your writing anyways I’ll be happy with anything❤️
Ok not *technically* a Drabble request BUT I’m not ready to commit to a full lawyer AU that happens in order however I did just drum up a part 2 that we’ll say is several years before the previous lawyer AU. Nessian teasing in a bar and Rhys being a dumbass.
FYI the lawyer Drabble I’m talking about can be found HERE.
“I’m in love,” Rhys slurred. Cassian, a decent bit bigger than his brother and two drinks behind him, had a gentle buzz so he could only surmise that his brother was well passed sober.
“Congratulations,” Cassian grinned, clapping his hand on Rhys’ shoulder. “May I lay eyes upon the future Mrs. Dumbass.”
Rhys stared at him flatly. Blew a laugh out of his nose. “She’s not marrying you, brother.”
Cassian snorted, casting his eyes around the elegantly decorated little lounge they’d stepped into for the night. Lounge, not bar. Because they were mature adults now looking to take the edge off after a long day of work, not college students looking to get fucked up.
It was different.
It was different because the cocktails cost $20 and were served in actual stemware instead of red solo cups. They were evolving. Growing. Cassian was a lawyer now and Rhys was supposed to be doing actual work for his dad’s company so… no more dive bars.
Now they frequented little lounges where accountants and lawyers and bankers sat in tailored suits and discussed… adult things.
It was all very civilized.
And yet here was his brother. Every bit the horny college student they were trying not to be. Oh well, old dogs and all that.
“End of the bar.” Rhys jerked his head to the left and Cassian grinned.
“Might be a little old for you, champ.”
Rhys wrinkled his brow and turned to look at the grandmother doing a crossword puzzle on the far left side of the bar. A martini glass in front of her. Good for grandma.
“Other end of the bar!”
Cassian smirked. He didn’t need to turn his head, since he’s noticed her the second she walked in, but he still did. Just so he could look some more.
“Ah, you mean the deliciously dishevelled leggy brunette with her suit jacket on the chair beside her who just ripped the pins out of her hair like they personally offended her and then laid them in a neat little pile beside her Kobo?
“Mmm,” Rhys grinned, “I’d like her to rip those fingers through my hair.”
Cassian rolled his eyes. “Go for it, brother.”
Rhys grinned wider. “I think I will.” He straightened up, ran a hair through his artfully mussed hair, and pulled on the lapels of his Gucci suit jacket until they were even again.
Cassian snickered into his Old Fashioned. Rhys could straighten his jacket all he wanted. He could pretend he wasn’t drunk all he wanted. It wouldn’t matter one bit.
Not with Nesta Archeron.
Nesta Archeron who hated men that stunk of trust funds and privilege more than anything else in this world.
This would be fun to watch.
Watch her try to ignore him at first. Eyes glued to the page of her book, hand reaching up to wave through the air like Rhys was an annoying fly she could swat away.
Rhys, to his credit, was a clever little bastard. He asked the bartender for a refill of her drink and set it down in front of her then sat himself one stool down from her.
He didn’t move her jacket to sit next to her, which would have had her going feral. He just sat there, waiting.
After a few moments Nesta let out an exacerbated sigh that Cassian could hear from across the room. There was his girl.
Well, not his girl. Not even a little bit his girl, but… someday.
Cassian decided that he was going to Marry Nesta Archeron the first time she kicked his ass up and down a negotiation meeting. It was a couple years ago now. He’d been young and new at his firm. She was young and new too, but the words learning curve were not in Nesta’s vocabulary. Everything she did, she did with perfection.
Including getting rid of men she didn’t want hitting on her.
She said something to his brother that made Rhys’ half drunk, cocky, smile fall halfway down his face.
Cassian would’ve given his left eye to know what she said in that moment. She had a knack for jumping at the jugular and Rhys… oh Rhys. So obvious.
After a few moments and the continual fall of Rhys’ face, Cassian decided it was time to intervene. He knocked his drink back and straightened out his own suit jacket. Armani, still overpriced and designer but not so obvious or try hard as Mr. Up On The Trends with his Gucci. Nesta appreciated classics.
Simple. Clean lines, solid colours, classic. Which was why it was so fun just how attracted she was to his half wild self.
Unlike Rhys, Cassian plucked Nesta’s light grey suit jacket up off the stool beside her and reached over her head to hang it on a coat hook at the end of the bar. Settling himself into the chair beside her like it was exactly where he belonged. Which it was.
She turned around with an indignant shriek and a fire-breathing snarl that narrowed into just a hard glare when she realized it was him. Touching.
“This guy giving you trouble, Nes?”
Rhys choked on his whiskey and Cassian fought his hardest to keep a straight face.
“I so don’t need your saviour complex right now, Cassian.” Nesta scoffed.
“No,” Rhys rolled his eyes. “She was doing perfectly well scaring off everyone in a 10 mile radius all on her own.”
Nesta smiled sweetly, “I was just playing your game.”
Rhys sputtered again. Looked up at his brother. “This devil woman that you apparently already know,” he glared, “is all yours. I’m going home.”
“Be sure to drink plenty of water!” Nesta sing songed after him. Rhys flipped them both off on his way out.
“What’d you say to him?”
Nesta smiled. A pretty, feline little thing. “He said he wanted to chat. Suggested 20 question, which is the lamest, oldest, crustiest line in the book. So I went first. Asked just how small his dick was that he felt the need to overcompensate with the swagger and the gratuitous displays of wealth. He thought he was quite clever to use his question to ask if I wanted to check for myself how not small his dick was and then I asked if his daddy never loved him and that’s where all of that machismo masking painfully obvious and deep seeded feelings of inadequacy and insecurity came from. I was going to offer him my friend’s number before you showed up. She’s an excellent therapist.”
Cassian laughed. Hard. For a very long time. He loved Rhys, but sometimes the kid could use a nice set down. It was always sweeter when delivered by a beautiful woman. Not to mention, Cassian himself had gotten the same ice cold rejection the first time he met Nesta. When he asked if she wanted to get a coffee and she looked at him like something she’d scraped off the bottom of her shoe. That Rhys was chased off so easily just proved he couldn’t take the heat.
“You know the walking trust fund, I presume?” Nesta boredly sipped the drink Rhys had bought her. And even that was somehow amusing.
“Only for the last couple decades or so,” Cassian grinned. “He’s like a brother to me.”
“Explains a lot.”
“Your insults are more impactful when you clarify which person is being insulted.”
“I was going for the two birds one stone method.”
“In that case, consider me wounded, sweetheart.”
Nesta scoffed, “Unfortunately not mortally.”
“Oh Nesta, if I weren’t here you’d die of boredom and you know it. No one else can run you up and down the courtroom like I can.” Now. Cassian grinned as he watched the word flash across her eyes. He’d never live that first blunder down.
Nesta rose an eyebrow. “Bold of you to assume you present any challenge whatsoever.”
Cassian signalled for another drink and leaned forward. “Alright, I’ll bite. Who in this entire city can give you more of a run for your money?”
“Vanserra.” Nesta looked him dead in the eye. And managed to keep a straight face. As if that wasn’t the funniest fucking thing he’d heard all day.
“Oh yes, Nepotism and Nepotism LLP certainly has us all shaking in our boots,” Cassian blew out a breath. “What are you working on now?”
“I’m working on upholding attorney-client privilege.”
“So, the Suncurser merger.”
Nesta looked up. “How did you-”
“Helion and I are old friends. I checked the zoning on the lots he was buying before the merger went ahead to make sure the expansion was even feasible. But, as you know, M&A isn’t my thing. So I may have… given him a referral.”
“Are there any rich playboys in this city that you aren’t friends with?” Nesta finished off her drink and pointedly didn’t signal for another. “And if you think I’m going to be grateful to you for sending this my way you’ve got another thing-“
“Helion is my friend.” Cassian repeated, cutting her off. “He believes in this merger and he wants it done right. You’re the best, Nesta. Why wouldn’t I send him to you?”
“It’s not just to get in my pants?” She narrowed her eyes.
Cassian laughed again. “Oh no, sweetheart. When you invite me into your bed it will have nothing to do with work. It’ll be because you’re tired of denying how much you want me.” Cassian leaned in closer, one hand resting on the back of her chair. “Tired of denying the thrill that shoots through your whole body when we lay into each other. In the court room or out.” His nose brushed against hers, just a little, and Cassian felt Nesta tense up. He smirked, mouth just inches away from hers. “Tired of denying how right this is.”
Nesta’s voice was rough, husky. “So your plan is to wear me down?”
Cassian smirked. “My plan,” his hand came up to stroke the silk covered expanse of her upper arm, “is to marry you, Nesta Archeron. But sure, we can start with wearing you down.”
***Feyre and Nesta look physically similar so you can’t tell me drunk Rhys wouldn’t hit on Nesta in a bar before realizing he’d made a terrible mistake and running away thank you***
Also tags yourself, I’m the grandma doing the crossword puzzle with a martini. She’s an icon and she is the moment.
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kilojulietsierra · 3 years
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Seis Dias - Prologue & Chapter One (Frankie Morales x OFC - Triple Frontier meets Six Days Seven Nights)
I watched Triple Frontier and Six Days Seven Nights in the same day awhile ago and... this happened over the weekend lol
It was a lot of fun to write and I hope y'all enjoy it too!
Notes - my Spanish is a work in progress, if there are any mistakes they are mine. Rating is lower than usual for me (T - on Ao3) but I have an idea for a bonus chapter at the end that would bump that up. Canon typical violence and language.
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~~~~~ Summary~~~~~
A well known photographer on vacation with her new fiance just got called in on a once in a lifetime, last minute job for one of her biggest customers. Promising her fiance that it'll be a quick 2-3 day trip from the south american resort they're staying at to the job and back. With an overnight bag, her camera and a bribe for the... quirky pilot that flew them to the remote vacation spot, she takes off to the shoot.
A storm rolls in while they're in the air and the quick trip takes a dangerous turn.
Forced to land in the middle of the night when lightning strikes their plane the pair find themselves in the middle of the South American jungle with a wrecked plane and no way to get help and no way out of the jungle but to work together.
They survived the crash but that's the least of their concerns, the jungle has more than one danger lurking in its shadows.
~~~~~~ Prologue`~~~~~
Joanna was grateful to be out of the slush and snow but her annoyance with the February weather soon turned to annoyance towards the crowd of people in the lobby which she had found her shelter in. She shoved and excused her way through the frigid New Yorkers to the front desk, "Hi, I'm here for an appointment with," She was cut off by someone knocking into her camera bag, causing her to sway on her feet and clutch at the strap to keep it from slipping, "Excuse you. Anyway, Robin Monroe? Can you let her know I'm here"
"Floor seven, elevator bank is to your right." The receptionist had no clue that Jo had been here a dozen times already this month. She only glanced up to point to the general direction of the elevators as she reached for the phone receiver.
"Thank you." Joanna squeezed through the gap in the crowd and made a beeline for an elevator just opening. Her and the other elevator riders stood in silence, slowly filtering on and off as the floor numbers climbed. At the seventh floor Joanna took her leave and soon heaved in a deep breath at the wonderfully empty foyer of Ms. Monroe's publication office.
Making her way through the desks and design tables Joanna waved and greeted the familiar faces until she came face to face with a photo shoot set up in complete chaos. Backdrops set in disarray, layout mock ups scattered on the floor, makeup and hair assistants scurrying back and forth and in the center of it all Robin trying to direct the melee. "So... how's your day going so far?"
Monroe turned around in a snap and visibly sagged "Oh Joanna, you'll never believe!" She fell into the long and winding story of how the talent for this particular shoot had fell through and now everything, absolutely everything, was a disaster.
Joanna took a deep breath, situated her camera bag on her shoulder and pulled out her phone to shoot her boyfriend a quick text that she would probably be late getting home tonight.
Later when everything had calmed down and the shoot was completed, a success as far as Jo was concerned, Robin walked her to the foyer where one of the assistants met them with a huge bouquet of flowers. "These came awhile ago for Jo." The young girl informed them, giddy to see what the card said. "They're from Kyle," She grinned and bounced on the balls of her feet while Robin inspected the exotic flower arrangement.
Jo read aloud, "A surprise after a long day, love you, Kyle." She flipped the note over to find a reservation card for one of her favorite restaurants.
~~~
"Fancy flowers, fancy restaurant, what's going on?" Joanna teased as the hostess guided them to their table.
Kyle rolled his eyes, "Don't ask questions, it'll ruin the surprise."
Kyle was a handsome young man, tall and lean, blonde close cropped and perfectly styled hair, bright blue eyes and a worked as a shockingly successful stock trader for someone his age. He and Joanna made a striking couple and they both knew it. Especially Kyle.
Once they were seated and had placed their drink orders Jo pressed again, "Ok, you know I'm not a patient woman Kyle. What's up."
"Okay fine," he chuckled as he reached for the inside pocket of his suit jacket, "Close your eyes."
Jo balked slightly but at his insistent stare, did as he asked. When she was finally allowed to open them she gasped.
"Two weeks from now, you, me and six days, seven nights in paradise." Kyle swiped through pictures of an out of this world, boutique, trendy, South American beach resort."
"Oh my God." She watched as he swiped through the promotional photos; lit, edited and laid out in such a way that she could nearly feel the sand under her toes and the sun on her skin. When he put his phone away she turned to face him, "Kyle, you're not serious! That looks amazing! Are we really going?"
"We're really going. You always say you miss travelling and that I need to take more time off so... tada!" He said with pride and matter-of-factness that was his trade mark. "Are you excited baby?"
"So excited." Jo leaned in to give him a kiss and mentally begin counting the hours.
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Day One
When they landed in Bogota Joanna swore that she felt a weight lift and her mind clear. All she could think of was being able to enjoy herself, truly, for the first time in a long time. She reached out and grabbed Kyle by the back of his shirt, "Wrong way." As he turned outside the terminal towards security and away from where they needed to go, to collect their luggage and then towards the charters.
"What?"
"Seguridad." she laughed and pointed at the sign he was about to walk under, "We want maletas, and then we have to find the charters, she pointed in the opposite direction. "This way."
Without saying anything he trailed along as she led the way, following the signs, correctly this time. Eventually they found themselves walking thorough the doors and onto a paved tarmac where two men where leaning against a small plane chatting and laughing.
"Disculpe me,"
Jo approached them and Kyle muttered under his breath."I always forget you can actually speak Spanish."
Joanna ignored him. The two men by the plane glanced up as Joanna continued, "Ayudame, por favor? Estamos buscando por..." she paused to pull up the name of the charter service, "Aire Tropical?"
The two men stood up a little straighter, the taller, scruffier of the two cocked his head as he looked her and Kyle over. "Well you found it." He said in a very American accent. He was tall and broad, his arms bulged slightly through the sleeves of his button down shirt. His jeans were faded and worn, so were the cowboy boots on his feet and the Standard Oil cap on his head. He slapped the other man on the back and then stepped up to Kyle and Joanna. "Franciso Morales." He extended his hand to Kyle and then Joanna, "Mucho gusto."
"Mucho gusto," She offered a small smile and was glad to see it returned.
"So you're the pilot?" Kyle asked, incredulous.
Franciso pulled his worn out cap off his head, ran his hand through his shaggy hair and placed it down again, "Umm, yeah."
"And you're American?"
The other man scoffed, short and silent, "Yeah, for the most part anyway. If you're ready to go, I am." He glanced over his shoulder to the plane.
"Great," Kyle interjected before Jo got the chance, "Could you grab the bags?"
Franciso looked to Kyle, his head cocking to the side again as he chewed thoughtfully on a piece of gum.
Joanna cringed, worried Kyle had offended their only ride to paradise.
His eyes jumped from Kyle to Jo and then back. When he smirked it was not in the pleasant friendly way it had been when they shook hands. "You bet."
After the pilot, Francisco, had grabbed their bags and took them to the plane Kyle pulled her aside. "I'm not sure how I feel about this hillbilly flying us anywhere."
Jo smacked his chest with the back of her hand, "Kyle." She glanced towards the pilot to see if he had heard, "He works for the resort. It's fine."
A shrill whistle interrupted them. "Angelica, vamanos!"
A leggy woman with perky breasts and a big smile came bouncing out of the charter hangar. 'Coming!" She giggled as she joined their little group, "Hello!" Her accent was thick and not from South America but Jo couldn't place it. "You must be the couple coming to the resort. I'm Angelica, I work their and I promise you are going to love it!"
For a brief moment Jo doubted that was true, but beside her Kyle was nodding enthusiastically.
~~~
The flight went perfectly well and Jo couldn't stop leaning to look out the small window at the jungle as it passed by beneath them in a blur of green and random villages on their way to the remote section of coast where the resort resided. At some point Francisco must have noticed her excessive staring, "Este es la tierra de los dios, no?'
Jo glanced back at him, seeing him watching her over the rims of his dark aviators and under the bill of his cap. She couldn't help but smile, "Verdad. Es... es increible. No tengo los palabras."
Francisco nodded. "Verdad." He smiled and turned back to the windscreen. everyone remained silent the rest of the flight.
~~~
"Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God." It was all Joanna could say upon setting eyes on the bungalow that would be theirs for the next week. The beach under her feet, the sea in front of her, jungle behind her and a bright blue sky above her. She was in paradise. Truly.
"I know right." Kyle dropped the bags by the door and joined her outside. "It's perfect." He came up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist, kissing the top of her head as she leaned back into him. "This is perfect."
~~~
The first thing Joanna did was put on her bikini and a pair of shorts, grabbed her camera, and headed for the beach. For a change it wasn't model wannabes, actor hopefuls, suburban families or Instagram influencers in front of her lens. She couldn't remember the last time she had taken pictures just for the enjoyment of it. It was the most amazing feeling. Without even thinking about it she spent the whole afternoon wandering the beach and the resort snapping pictures. The ocean, the jungle, the mountains, young couples playing in the surf and lovers cuddled in the shade.
Joanna hadn't realized how late it was until she came back to the bungalow to find Kyle dressed for dinner in pastel shorts and a linen shirt. "Was beginning to wonder if you got lost or something. Got out of the shouer and you were gone."
"Sorry." She shrugged out of her camera strap, "Wanna see what I found?" Jo clicked some buttons on her camera and turned it so Kyle could see the screen.
"I made reservations at the restaurant for us tonight. Why don't you go get ready."
~~~
Dinner had been amazing and when the restaurant served drinks and desert a band had started playing. Couples all around them were attempting their best Tangos or Cumbias but Joanna was worried about Kyle. He had been off ever since Bogota and she worried her wandering off hadn't helped matters.
Just when she was about to ask him he took a sip of his cocktail and cleared his throat. "Joanna." He leaned forward, "Do you know what tonight is?" He took her blank stare as a no, "This is our anniversary. Well unofficially at least, it's the anniversary of the day we first met. Three years ago."
Realization hit her, "Oh, the cab! We fought over a cab and I called you an asshole." She chuckled.
"It's okay, it was worth it. All part of the journey." He stared at her, clear blue eyes glinting in the candles and tiki torches.
Joanna smiled, unsure of what to say. Instead she just stared at his handsome face. Then out of nowhere he was kneeling in front of her, staring at her, his hand reaching into his pocket as the diners around them all collectively began to notice, and look their way.
"Joanna..." He looked as if he was considering his words carefully, hoping to be long and eloquent but found nothing, "Will you marry me?"
Awestruck Jo blinked at him, heart in her throat and forgetting to breath. Now she was the one at a loss for words. So, she wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him while the rest of the diners applauded and cheered.
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Chapter Two/Day Two - Read Here!
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phantomphangphucker · 4 years
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Legless On Maim Chap. 8: Crime And Time Makes Me Fine. NOT.
Danny messes with a cop, Lewis messes with a ghost, Vee messes with a Eddie, ClockWork messes with EVERYBODY. And while Danny loves ClockWork, he also thinks they’re an absolute bastard.
Danny gets awoken almost violently and promptly slips off the branch he had climbed up onto. Deciding to just stay laying on the ground groaning rather than deal with his friends; especially hearing them laughing at him.
“Now that’s some quality blackmail material”.
“Dude! Wow you were not kidding!”.
Danny just groans again as Tucker tosses a pair of pants over his face. Fine, he appreciates actually having pants now -even if they weren’t on him, at least not in the way he’d like them to be- but knowing his friends they were probably patterned embarrassingly. Blinking open his eyes and blowing air strong enough at them to make them float up into the air, effectively confirming a stupid pattern; fucking pink with hearts, motherfuckers. “Jerks”.
Sam smirks and puts a hand on her hip as Danny pushes himself to sit up, “courtesy of my folks' refusal to accept that I’m not their personal dress-up doll”.
Danny snorts, “you’d think they'd give you more heartfelt gifts for a change, instead of using the opportunity to try and make you have a fashionable change of heart”. Earning matching groans and making him smirk. Getting up and flipping them off while hopping to get the (very hideous)pj’s on.
Tucker points at him, “least your legs clearly work”.
“Tuck pal, I think I’d be having a fair few fucking crises if they didn’t”, patting the pants off before straightening up and gesturing exaggeratedly at his legs, “I’m having a crisis as it is. The fuck am I supposed to do with this? How the fuck am I supposed to explain this guys?!?”, gesturing even more wildly, “I. Have. Legs. Again. They were cut off, and now. They. Are. Back. Is there any section of the endless expanse of the Zone where I am not fucked”.
Tucker shrugs, “body paint? Sam is rich enough for an endless supply”. Sam glares at him, crosses her arms, and then uncrosses them just to smack him over the head, “I am not a walking wallet!”.
Danny points aggressively at Tucker, “my folks are not utterly blind, Tuck”, shrugging, “sure it’s a close thing, but still”, glaring, “and that will immediately fall apart as soon as they want to do a systems check or something. Heck! They haven’t even gotten the CyberSteps working yet. Meaning I still got to test prototypes, which is literally impossible to do with having freaking legs again!”.
Sam and Tucker share a look, Sam shaking her head, “you could just be honest? They were chill with a bloody ghost Core, Danny, I think they can handle legs”.
Danny glares, “Cores and ghostly tails are solid ecto-energy, not flesh and blood and bone. It’s not the same. That shit can, apparently, just be explained away by me having a somewhat awakened ghost. Legs, fleshy human legs, are not a ghost thing”.
Tucker shrugs, “could just pitch it as ghostly healing? Though yeah, you almost might as well just tell them everything at this point”.
Danny huffs, he had a point. Considering the sheer amount of ghostly weirdness his folks have just accepted at this point. But still, the whole ‘I’m half ghost! Surprise!’ was more than just being half ghost. It also meant admitting he was Phantom and had been hiding and lying for two whole years. It meant his parents facing the fact that their life's work was effectively responsible for killing their son. That they had spent years telling him to his face how much they really badly and painfully wanted to dissect and destroy him. That they actually had tortured him once and injured him on nearly a weekly bases. Then there was the fact that they saw him get tossed around, impaled, stabbed, lit on fire, gutted, decapitated, cut in half, electrocuted, maimed, shot, and other things he’s probably forgetting, pretty much every day; and they just watched and did nothing to help.
Sure he didn’t resent them for all of that, how could he? they didn’t know. But they would be crushed and hurt, that mattered. And that’s without even mentioning that he would effectively disprove most of their work. And yeah, they had made some headway recently and were finally recognising that created ghosts at least could be a thing. Maybe, just maybe, born ghosts too. Ancients, they were only just now starting to listen to him. Willing to face and accept that ghosts might not be the evil emotionless monsters they always thought they were. Is it so terrible that he'd like them to not hate ghosts before finding out that he was one???
Apparently the universe thought so.
But no, fuck it. He will take this secret fully to the grave before the universes crap -which the Observants probably played a role in because they hate him and want him to suffer- forces this secret to light. Fuck the universe and it’s bullshit. Groaning at the sky anyway, “you know, I always imagined it would be something crazy, utterly impossible, undeniably ghostly; that would bang me up in a life-changing way. Would force secrets to light. Not something so damn simple, so normal, so human; as a car crash”.
Both of them chuckle at him and move to pat at his shoulders. Tucker snorts, “I think it was more car ‘massacre’ than car ‘crash’”. Danny shoves him a little because people fucking died.
Sam shakes her head though, “you’re not going to tell them, are you?”.
Danny snorts and shakes his head a little; happily taking the slight distraction, “naw. Maybe someday, but that someday is not today. Fuck the universes shitty sense of comedic timing”, crossing his arms and glaring down at his legs. He can still feel the whole bandage booty shorts situation, embarrassing but fuck it. He’s going to make Lewis have to witness his shit. Even if it probably won’t make his eyeballs bleed, that guy has seen way too much weird shit to suffer mental ocular trauma from anything. But still.
Tucker and Sam exchange a Look before looking back to Danny and speaking in sync, “spite”.
Danny nods with a slight smirk, “is there ever a better reason?”.
Getting another in synch response, “not dying... further”. Danny waves them off like he couldn’t care less.
Sam shakes her head, “on a slightly serious note, what’s the plan?”.
Danny shrugs, “well should see if I even can still modify my ghostly body on a molecular level to turn solid limbs into a gas”.
Tucker snickers, “and like everything else about you, when you say it technically it sounds like some body horror shit”. Danny just finger-guns at him before going ghost and easily changing to his ghostly tail; promptly doing jazz hands.
Sam and Tucker nod, Tucker pointing at him, “well that solves that, dude”, continuing at Danny’s raised confused eyebrow, “Danny-dude, just do that half transformation thing and leave your lower half in ghost mode”.
Sam smirks and nods, turning to Tucker and talking like this has already been decided as the plan of attack, “then we can just wrap bandaging over his Phantom legs before he switches to a tail, getting the bandaged look”. Tucker hums his agreement.
Danny sticks his arms out to the side and looks almost offended, “do you know how hard half transforming is to maintain? There’s a reason I never do that shit for more than emergencies or quick jokes”.
Sam rolls her eyes at him, “deal with it”. Danny flips her off. Though really, not much of another option. Having a ghost tail in human form was drastically harder to have and maintain than half transforming.
Danny transforms his upper half back human because, eh why not? And he’s been gone for a while. Chuckling down at the black ghostly tail before smirking at his friends, “I’m three halves of a whole now. Half a body, half transformed, and half-ghost in two different ways. I don’t think anyone ever put this much effort into half-assing so many things. All because so much of me just keeps on dying. I’m a real die-hard you could say. Really killed any effort for a fully functioning life. My apparent partial lifelessness isn’t a real tear-jerker apparently, so maybe I should add some flavour and start halving onions”.
Tucker grabs Danny’s head and shoves him into the dirt; even if they’re all laughing a bit.
It takes a while before they all calm down, laying in the grass and staring up at the sky. Tucker being the first to speak up again, “so, hows it feel to be amongst the legged again?”.
Danny changes back fully human and crosses his ankles, “very leggy”, earning a round of snorts. Honestly, it was a bit weird. Especially feeling fabric over leg skin for the first time in days. He also has never been so aware over how much legs weigh. Sure his human form was always heavier than his ghost one, but wow legs weigh a lot. Well technically legs and pelvis. And it was also weird that having legs again felt weird; really it should feel like a return to normalcy, instead the leglessness had become like normalcy, Either it was really easy to get used to or he was one overall adaptable son of a corpse. It was probably the latter.
The three scrunch their faces up and groan in sync as it starts raining, lightly at first before suddenly coming down in a torrential downpour; resulting in them scrambling up. Danny transforming and grabbing them up, intangibly and invisibly flying them back to his house. Returning to the visible spectrum in his room.
Sam takes two steps before stepping in something definitely still wet and grimacing at Danny, “this is why we never take our shoes off”. Danny just shrugs her off while changing back human, feet planting on the ground with a little plop, and flopping face down onto his bed.
His friends following suit on top of him. Tucker muttering, “ow”, after basically smashing his forehead into Danny’s shoulder brace.
Danny snorts, “I’m not paying for your concussion treatment”.
Seconds later Jazz practically slams the door open, “finally, where have you been Danny???”. Managing to actually startle Danny (since his nose was blocked by his bed), who startles everyone else by pushing himself up so fast his braces make concerning cracking sounds and his very human legs suddenly becoming a ghostly tail; which completely off balances him and, combined with his momentum, sends him falling to the floor. Landing on his ass/tail base with a startled ‘oof’, just as Maddie sticks her head in the doorway.
Maddie blinks and looks slightly apologetic, assuming she startled him enough for him to mess up with the floating, “oh sorry sweetie, I came up to let you two, four now I guess, know that supper will be ready in half an hour”, then scrunching up her face and realising something’s not right here. Pointing at his tail, “why is It pink, and covered in hearts?”.
Danny has to physically bite his tongue to avoid gapping as he glances down at his tail. What the fuck. It has never been that easy in human form? And he wasn’t even having to maintain it? The fuck?
Sam comes to his rescue near-instantly though, “uh, we wanted to see what would happen if he tried putting normal clothing over It and It just kinda absorbed it”. Maddie can’t help but smile at that, kids will be kids.
Danny awkwardly adding, “and it’s not like the, uh, bandaging is a forever thing, and, uh, I don’t think It would, like, look very good flesh-coloured?”. He, in fact, knew It wouldn’t. His mom makes a face and nods while his friends snicker at him, the assholes.
Maddie tilts her head, a little curious how his tail even did that. This didn’t happen when he had apparently had a hoodie draped over It when he first came home? Maybe -what she’s just going to assume is a ‘gift’ from Pamela for Sam. She will never see eye to eye with that woman. Sure her and Jack did push the kids to be hunters, but they didn’t try to control their entire lives- the pants were fairly tight around his tail? She’d ask but considering he looks a little startled, she’s not going to press. Shaking her head, “well hopefully you can undo it, in case this happens with any clothing you actually care about”, frowning slightly, “I also hope this doesn’t interfere with Dan’s work”.
Danny blinks, still confused enough by his body to be unphased by the Dan name, “uh, yeah don’t wanna go giving him a heart attack”. Everyone shakes their heads.
Maddie electing to head back to the kitchen, “I’ll call when foods ready”, the door closing behind her.
Sam and Tucker look to Danny’s pink heart-covered tail then to his face, “Danny, what the Hell”.
Danny throws up his hands, “I panicked alright!”.
“Since when does your panic help anything?!?”.
“Since now apparently!”.
Jazz blinks, “I’m going to guess this-”, gesturing at Danny’s tail, “- wasn’t intentional”, putting her hands on her hips, “and Danny, you are lucky mom just waved me off to go check on you and stayed in the lab. You’ve been missing for hours. You know how they get". Her chastising earning some apologetic neck rubbing, before Danny emphatically gestures at his tail which suddenly pops into pj-covered legs. Making her jump a little, “oh! Your legs! They grew back!”, quickly moving to sit down on the floor and grab at one of his bare feet. Then glaring at him for suddenly changing back to his tail; leaving her grasping onto the tip of his tail.
Sam and Tucker both jerk a bit from the sudden change themselves, before falling over laughing loudly, the pink heart-covered look was still not flattering. Danny looking baffled doesn’t help either. Though he does eventually snort and start snickering before flopping to lay on the floor laughing with them; Jazz just shakes her head at the trio's antics.
Danny snickers, “I guess the hearts really felt my hearts deepest desires! Really trying to be lovable! Since I was just being a total bleeding-heart earlier!”.
Jazz audibly scowls and stands up, “on that painful note, I'm going to help mom. I’m assuming this leg issue was why you just up and disappeared”. Shaking her head when Sam adds in, “and he fell asleep. In a tree”.
Danny throws out his hands, still laying on the ground, “it’s comfy!”, while Jazz heads downstairs.
Sam eventually glances at the calmly waving tail before looking back to the ceiling, “guess your body got so used to the tail that it comes easier now?”.
Danny huffs, “no fucking clue”, shrugging, “but probably. I doubt I’d even change back automatically from tiredness or sleeping or injury. So you can have your heart back”, intentionally turning back to legs purely to phase off the pj’s dramatically by flinging them up into the air; easily changing back to a bandage-looking tail. This kinda solved his problem, he still had a tail. Easily and naturally so. And! he had legs too! The best two for one deal ever! Which fine, he was glad to have again. Even though it was straight crazy that he could regrow entire limbs. Half his body pretty much. Sure Lewis has ‘said’ they were regrowing but them actually regrowing was a whole-ass-nother thing.
The three watch the pj’s float down out of the air onto their faces, Danny snickering and speaking mockingly, “ahhhh. Heart attack”. Earning hard hits from his friends.
Tucker rolls his eyes, “you already used that one today, and are you just going to stick with a tail all the time now?”.
Danny shrugs noncommittally. The answer was probably yes, in human form anyway. His friends obviously can tell he’s basically come to that decision since they both hit him again, Sam snapping without much feeling, “you fucking idiot”; everyone falling back into silence after,
Danny contentedly winding his tail around their legs. Which fine, he had become more than a little fond of being able to do that and his tail in general. He has a feeling ClockWork would, and probably is, actively smirking over him just sticking to a ghostly tail; just like them. Which yes, only serves to encourage Danny.
(Off in the far off realm of the Ghost Zone, a couple Observants hand trinkets over to ClockWork; having lost various bets. ClockWork simply smirks, one would think they’d know better by now. But no, most of their egos were a smidge too large. But it was a quite enjoyable way to teach the Observants a lesson about the future not being set in stone... And that Daniel tended to take the uncommon (and thus unviewable to the Observants) route)
Danny eventually grunting and lifts up his thermos with his tail, “so Skulker wants to harass the doc for my scraps”.
Tucker snorts, “poor bastard, only just met you and he’s already got a ghostly pest”.
“Oh I don’t know Tuck, seems more like a fast way to put whether or not the friendly-ish sorta cannibal can eat things past their expiration date to the test”. Danny would kinda like to know if Vee could eat him or not. Sure a human definitely couldn’t, ectoplasm was toxic after all. But again, fucking aliens. And Lewis seemingly thinks Vee can eat fucking everything.
Sam pushes herself up to glare down at him, “I find it seriously hard to believe a cannibal is ‘friendly’”. Tucker snickers, “yeah, probably steal your scraps from doctor dude or Skulker for a snack”.
Danny waves his hand around as much as the braces will let him, “oh he’s clearly a real people person. If they wanted my scraps they coulda just shown up in the amputee ward, they’d have some real meals on wheels then”.
Sam smacks him over the head with a very disgusted scowl, “your mind is a fucking sin and that so-called ‘diet’ is even worse”.
Danny smirks, “well if they feel like repenting via a little taste of religion, I know a few annoying priests that show up every month or so”. Seriously, he could really do without those type thinking ghosts were demons, or that Phantom was the ‘anti-Christ’, or Amity was a displaced section of Hell, or that Phantom was the second coming of Christ. Outside of the mixed messages, it was also supremely annoying.
All three jerk a bit from a very loud yell from Tucker’s pocket, “Jesus fucking Christ no! We are not eating a fucking priest! I’m not that depraved!-hey don’t you-I liked that coffee pot, you fucker and now look at it? It’s on the fucking ground. No I am not going to just ‘go get it’, you’re the one that chucked it out the window-no don’t you fucking-!”, followed by some scratching, clattering sounds, and a loud thump.
The three sit up and Tucker cautiously pulls out his PDA and everyone just stares at it. Danny tilting his head, he’s heard that voice before. Poking the PDA with his tail, “huh, I think Eddie hacked your PDA”.
Tucker gives him a look of deep offence before looking back to the PDA in question at the sound of a very long string of swears, “I’m going to fucking strangle you, I fucking swear. Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck you. I’m going to eat nothing but fucking pickles and salad dressing tonight-bitch don’t tempt me or I’ll set it on fire before I eat it-oh my god you baby”, there’s a bit of stomping and a slamming door, followed by what the three are assuming is the sound of glass jars hitting each other, “see look at these fucking pickles!-oh fucking watch me-oh fuck! Gak. They’re fucking expired. Oh god shit. Why me?-shut up bitch”.
Danny and Tucker both bend over wheezing, PDA falling unceremoniously onto the bed. While Sam raises her eyebrows and asks sounding almost annoyed, “why is eating veggies a threat? What’s so hard about eating vegetables? Seriously, what’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?”.
Danny snaps his head to her, grins, and shouts, “the wheelchair!”. Sam shoves him off the bed shouting, “that’s horrible!”. Danny just lets himself land on the floor.
“Oh shit! The phone’s still on. Fuck-WHY WOULD A VEGETABLE HAVE A WHEELCHAIR-different kind of vegetable, Vee. Use fucking Google. Living impaired guy, or whatever, is talking about people-PEOPLE ARE NOT VEGETABLES EDDIE! THEY DO NOT GROW IN DIRT-Jesus, just use fucking google holy shit. And-wait a minute, Dead Guy are you seriously using a fucking PDA? No way you’re not old using a fucking PDA, what is this? the fucking nineties?”.
Tucker straightens up and points aggressively at his PDA, “hey! You take that back! You’re gonna hurt Lisa’s feelings! PDA’s are a gift upon us all!”, snatching his PDA off the bed and rubbing his face on it, “don't listen to him sweetie, a phone could never keep up with all your glorious curves and circuits”.
“What the fuck? Is that what I sound like when I say Vee’s better than humans?-YES. LIKE A DUMBASS-fuck you-MY DUMBASS”. Tucker jerks away from the mic and everyone makes disgusted horrified faces at the strange kinda wet sounds.
Sam grimaces deeper, “should we ask?”.
Danny chuckles slightly, “considering Lewis’s tendril comments. No”. He so doesn’t want to hear about that.
A bunch of coughing sounds through the mic, “why is Dan telling people about my se-”, get cut off by the three teens shrieking or shouting and Danny shoving a pillow over the PDA. “NO!”.
Danny peals back the pillow and growls a little, “dude there are minors here, we don’t wanna hear about that shit. Oh my Zone. And I thought Lewis had a near nonexistent filter”.
“Eh whatever. Wait, how many people am I even talking to?-THREE, EDDIE. THERE’S THREE VOICES-well maybe I would have been paying attention to that if someone hadn’t tossed me out a fucking window-PUSSY-bitch”.
Tucker starts wheezing again, muttering, “how does this guy maintain a conversation with anyone?”. Which yeah, Danny slightly agrees with that sentiment.
“Hey, fuck you. It’s my job to talk to people. I’m pretty fucking good at it-OVER HALF THE PEOPLE YOU TALK TO TRY TO KILL US, EDDIE-bitch I don’t see you complaining about that when you get a snack out of it”.
Tucker wheezes a little more, “how have you not been arrested?”, while Danny and Sam scowl at the PDA in disgust.
Danny points at Tucker, “their city apparently supports their people eating. It’s, like, common knowledge”, Sam turns her disgusted scowl to him.
“Debatable. I think the cops are just scared we’ll eat them-WHICH WE WILL-no! We do not eat cops! How many times have I said that?-STILL GOING TO EAT THEM-no we will not!-EDDIE-no!-WHAT ABOUT CHOCOLATE DIPPED?-Jesus fuck. No”.
Sam mock gags, “could we not talk about eating people with a vegetarian present?”.
Tucker gives her a pouty face, “awww come on, we’ve all got our tastes”.
Danny points at him, “usually not people-flavoured though”.
“Isn’t it just like chicken though?”.
“No. No it’s not-MUCH BETTER!-I don’t think you’re a good judge of that babe-I AM AN EXCELLENT JUDGE. KLYNTAR HAVE MANY MORE TASTE BUDS THAN YOU FLESH BAGS”.
Tucker scoffs and crosses his arms, Danny’s already preparing for him to say something stupid. “I’m the real meat conisure here, I’ll be the judge of that”.
“Kid, did you seriously just ask-WE HAVE A SPARE LIVER IF YOU'RE CURIOUS-where the fuck did that come from!?!? Where even was that?!?! What the fuck Vee!?!!?! How many times have I said we don’t do take-out!-NOT AGAINST THE RULES IF NO ONE NOTICES-oh my god. That is not how rules, or the law for that matter, works”.
Danny shoves Tucker, “Tuck, what did I say about asking for snacks? Zone dude. Now they’re gonna show up with a fucking liver in a suitcase and with my luck someone else is gonna find that and think I murdered someone”.
“Finally got another name, nice. And eh you’d be surprised how easy it is to hide murder and body parts. And how much cops are willing to ignore”.
Sam snorts, “smooth spooky”.
Danny blushes a little, whoops, “you have no idea how bad my luck is”.
“Speaking of spooky, figured that echoey voice crap would sound way more fucked over the phone. You don’t even seem to have an echo. And blame whoever has the PDA, do you just not expect anyone to back-hack you? Sure that was some hard shit and I can’t access shit-”, Tucker beams very smugly at this, “-but you hacked me first. What was even the point of that? Even basic research makes it obvious dead guy is based in Amity Park. And you did that just to tell me I got your age wrong-HE’S MORE PETTY THAN YOU EDDIE-that is not a compliment”.
Danny smirks and transforms purely for his ghostly echoing voice, his friends rolling their eyes knowing exactly what he’s doing. Sam speaks almost dryly, “if anything ever gets spooky over here destroyed, it’ll be his sense of humour”.
Danny chuckles deeply, voice reverberating intentionally creepily, “it’ll be the death of me, seeing as I have killer timing”, waving his hand around, “and us spookies are petty creatures. We wear petty like it’s all that makes us pretty”.
“Huh, so you definitely can change your voice. Congrats Vee, your voice isn’t the only one that sounds ridiculously fucking demonic-APPROVE. FAR MORE THREATENING. LIKE A PREDATOR-I don’t think that counts as a compliment either babe-HE HUNTS HIS OWN! IT IS A COMPLIMENT!-eh, I guess? What’s up with that anyway, dead guy?-HE’S A PREDATOR, PREDATORS FIGHT, EDDIE. OBVIOUSLY-says the big bad predator who’d rather become one with the couch in a sea of chocolate wrappers and watch Alton Brown make people suffer-THEY DESERVE TO WEAR FLIPPERS AND ARM SPREADERS FOR BURNING THE LAMB!”.
Tucker nods his head a little, “yeah, burning lamb should be a crime”, while a little buzzing sound comes through the mic.
Danny rolls his eyes at him, “that’s the guy from Cut Throat Kitchen isn’t it? Doesn’t he buy stuff from BDSM stores for those challenges”. Tucker nods with a smirk, “and that’s kinky”, and gets smacked over the head by Sam.
Danny shakes his head and leans over the PDA, “I’m a protective fellow, I beat up ghosties to protect. Ya know, the typical hero schtick, but with death. It’s a real grim job, but I absolutely reap the rewards”, looking to Sam and Tucker, “one day I’m gonna cash in all these trauma points for a fucking yacht”.
Tucker quirks an eyebrow, “why a yacht?”. Sam adding, “you know I’ve got one. They’re okay”.
“One of you has a fucking yacht?!? Anne warned me I’d be out of my depth but holy fuck-NOT HARD WHEN YOU’RE PUSSY MADE-how the fuck do you know that term?!? And just eat your fucking tater tots”.
Danny snorts, “someone’s a real tater thot”, looking at Tucker, “one, because that’s one thing Frootloop doesn’t own”.
“Fair”.
“Wow you are really petty as shit”.
Danny scowls at the PDA, “dude fucking nearly caused the apocalypse, like, four bloody times”, rolling his hand, “and there’s the whole sorta have a daughter, or cousin, or sister, eh it changes; ‘cause of his cloning stunt-”.
Danny doesn’t get to continue as Vee butts in with, “WE’RE SPAWNING ASWELL-what, fucking what? What the fuck do you mean ‘spawning’? No you so do not get to hide in my body after that shit, get the fuck out here bitch. Oh my fuck, what the fuck. This is what Anne means by fucking communication issues. What the fuck you fuck. Jesus fucking Christ. What the fucking shit. That is not how you tell anyone anything, you fuck. Now I want a yacht to sail away from fucking everything and become a fucking pirate. Your oily ass will love that so much because there will be so many lobsters to shove up everyone's collective assholes but especially yours-SAME ASSHOLE SO GO AHEAD BITCH, THAT WOULD BE DELICIOUS-ha! Tricked you with the old lobster summoning, now the fuck do you mean spawning!-”
Tucker whispers, “Zone these guys have so many issues”. Sam and Danny just nod, not wanting to interrupt this because it is, frankly, hilarious.
“IT IS NATURAL EDDIE-I sure fucking hope so, otherwise we’ve got a fair few fucking problems going on-THEN STOP BEING A PUSSY WET BITCH-where do you learn this shit? Fucking fourchan? And excuse me for being an emotional asshole, asshole. I think I’ve fucking earned it considering-”.
All three teens turn their heads as Valerie flies in through the window and deactivates her board at seeing them sitting around a PDA but giving it a wide berth.
“-I’m apparently fucking pregnant!”.
Valerie blinks as her suit deactivates, “what have I just walked in on”. It sounds more like a cautious statement than a question.
Danny points at her, “technically, you flew”, she glares at him while he continues, “Eddie’s having some... issues, apparently”.
“‘Some’?”.
“Oh fuck the phones still on. You heard all of that didn’t you? Fuck-DUMBASS-fuck you, this is your fault. I need a fucking drink”.
Danny chuckles and smirks a bit meanly, “yes, yes we did”.
Valerie shakes her head and speaks down at the PDA, “are you okay?”.
“No”, Eddie promptly hanging up.
Valerie watching the other teens descend into fits of laughter for a bit before asking, “what did I miss?”.
Tucker wheezes, “probably one of the best random meltdowns ever”, smacking Danny’s arm braces, “you should probably warn doctor dude you gave his friend an accidental crises!”.
Danny just chuckles, he’s pretty sure he’s never heard anyone swear that much that quickly. And considering he’s somewhat friends-ish with Johnny, that’s saying something. Pointing at Tucker, “for the love of all the Ancients, tell me you recorded that. Because, by the Realms, that was glorious”. He also totally wants to show Johnny, and Skulker actually, maybe Ember and Kitty; they’d be fucking impressed honestly. Possibly Pandora too, if only for Eddie just straight up going feral rage mode for a bit there.
Tucker nods eagerly with a wide smirk, instantly being granted a high five; even getting one from Sam.
As his mom calls that supper’s ready, Danny pulls out his phone; because he is not calling Lewis while he might be having special time with the bone saw.
DPain: so stormed Area 51 might being having a mild melt down bout being pregnant
DPain: and it might
DPain: possibly
DPain: maybe
DPain: be my fault
Tucker chokes next to him, “dude, you do realise how that sounds right?”. Making Danny facepalm as the four (not three like Maddie was expecting, but she just sets another plate with a smile and head shake) sit at the table; Danny checking his phone when it goes off.
Tiethief: so you’re why I have 11 new voicemails
DPain: 😇
Danny barely gets through his (very mushy, fuck you Jazz) mashed potatoes before there’s a knock on the door. It’s not a scent Danny recognises so he tears off Tucker’s hoodie to cover his tail up. Rolling his eyes at the guy’s scowl, Danny would just blink his tail out of the visible spectrum if his not-in-the-know parents weren’t around. While one of said parents, his mom who hadn’t even sat down yet, gets the door.
“Hello Mrs. Fenton, I’m officer Jared Walker”, the four teens -and Jazz- all choke at that last name and share ‘seriously? Why is this our lives?’ Looks. “I’m here to conduct a welfare check for Daniel Fenton. May I come in?”.
Danny cringes, this probably wasn’t a good thing. FentonWorks wasn’t exactly... safe. Oh who was he kidding? FentonWorks was a mind field of danger and death; and not just ‘cause his dead ass was here. And what if he wants to check out his room? Oh Ancients he absolutely is going to want to check that out. Fuck.
Sam and Tucker obviously have the same worries as they finish their plates and start to move towards the stairs; probably to make a mad dash to his room to make it not look like a probable biohazard.
While his mom obviously lets the guy in, would arguably be worse not to, “sure thing, Danny’s at the table having lunch, his doctor’s doing a final shift at the hospital right now though. You could come back later to talk to him? Or would you like me to call him?”.
Jared steps in and looks at the two teens starting to head up the stairs and then to Valerie, “I’m sure you’d like to hang out with your friend and make sure he’s well, but I’ll have to ask you to leave”, tilting his head not unkindly, “this is a family matter; you understand”.
The three teens obey, because this is a cop for fucks sake; and they like to at least pretend to be proper law-abiding citizens. Sam and Tucker shooting him apologetic looks and Valerie giving him a little forehead kiss as they leave. Danny makes a damn point to make sure his smile doesn’t look painfully nervous.
Jared looks back to Maddie, “that’s quite alright, I’m sure I could get into contact if I need to”. Jazz offers him tea which he declines, “do you think you could go to your room, Jasmine? I’d like to speak with your parents and brother alone if that’s alright?”.
She nods, ruffling Danny’s hair up as she stands, which he of course scowls at and swats her hand away. Even if that, like usual, only accomplishes making her grin at him. Jazz completely ignores Danny’s bedroom door, knowing Jared would likely notice if she tried to go in.
(Sam and Tucker outside both decide that trying to sneak into at least clean Danny’s room wasn’t the best idea. Seeing as they had Valerie as a tag along and there was another cop sitting out in the police cruiser on the curb. Plus, cleaning Danny’s room would take a goddamn while and would be, frankly, disgusting to do. So they just hope Danny’s got something up under his spooky sleeves)
Jared joins the Fenton parents in sitting at the table, sending a smile to Danny, “you doing well today?”.
Danny gives an awkward nod and knocks his hand brace against his chest brace, “I’ll be better once I’m rid of these stupid things”, making the officer chuckle.
“That’ll hopefully be sooner rather than later”, turning to the parents’, “I'm just here to see how things are going, what sort of accommodations have been made or are being made, the state of the house, how school work’s being handled, and to speak with Daniel privately. Standard procedure”.
Jack beams, ever eager to brag about inventions, “we had a hover cushion built for him before he got home! So he’d have a way to get around right off the bat!”.
Danny grumbles at the cop, “I don’t like being carried or pushed around”, which was something of an understatement; his ghostly pride could only take so much of that. And that ‘so much’ was very little, ah the joys of being powerful. Made being ‘weak’ all the more bloody fucking awful. Maddie adds in with a warm smile at Danny, “we did order a wheelchair though”.
Jared looks pleased at this and notes everything down, “hospital approved? And could I see this... hover cushion?”.
Jack jumps up and gives Danny a curious raised eyebrow, “bedroom, next to the door, dad”, Jack nods curtly and bounds up the steps.
Jared raises an eyebrow at Danny, “any particular reason it’s not down here with you?”.
Danny blinks, oh because he wanted to get around on his freaking tail and doesn’t need no damn help to get around. He can’t tell this random cop that though. The tail is abso-fucking-lutely staying a secret if he can help it, “uh, it’s pretty snug and Doc said I should let things breathe here and there”, that’s utter bullshit, but probably accurate for normal amputation wounds. Realising he should probably explain how the Zone he got downstairs without it, “and there’s a pretty big difference between friends and family carrying me and, uh-”, blushing a bit both genuinely and to sell the lie, “-the girlfriend carrying me”.
Jared grins to himself at that, “ah yes, that is pretty different. She handling this well?”.
Danny nods and smiles, she was handling it about as well as most people would; maybe a little better. Him seemingly giving very little of a damn about his ‘leglessness’ probably helped slightly. After all, she did decide to give the whole ‘them’ thing a shot again. Jack comes back with the hover-cushion before he can even attempt to tell the guy any of that.
Jack shows off the device and powers it up, show that it does, in fact, work. Jared blinks and grins, “I’ll admit, I’m impressed”, and makes some more notes in his book, “it alright if I take pictures? Purely for documentation purposes. And the wheelchair?”.
Maddie nods, giving him the go-ahead, while moving to grab up her copy of the documentation for the ridiculous wheelchair Danny ordered and handing that over. “It’s not hospital approved but Dan said it would be fine, he was here when we ordered it”.
Jared nods acceptingly -obviously aware of who Danny’s doctor was- and tilts his head a little, “expensive, you footing the cost if the hospital can’t cover it? This isn’t a standard type either, athletic wheelchair?”.
Danny nods and grins almost meanly, “have you seen Amity?”, should he be sassing a cop? No, probably not. Jared nods a little, while Maddie speaks up, “we can cover the whole bill if needed. So long as Danny’s happy”. Jared nods and smiles at that.
“Alright, I’d ask if there’s been modifications to the stairs but you’ve found a different suitable workaround. Same with if everything has been moved to be in reach”, nodding at his notebook before looking back to them, “so how about schooling?”.
Danny rubs his neck awkwardly, “I’m working on the catchup and homework, uh, keyword being ‘working’”. Jared chuckles at that, typical teen behaviour.
Maddie pats Danny’s head, “Jazz made sure to talk with all his teachers. She’s friends with most of them. Sam and Tucker brought his work home for him”.
Jared raises an eyebrow at that, “and what about you?”. Jack laughs a bit loudly before rubbing his neck, “ah, the school prefers we don’t come unless we have to. We tend to break things”.
Danny’s pretty sure that’s a mark against his parents’ in the cops' book. So he tries to save face a little, “ghost hunting is a pretty destructive job”, he would know. Jared seems to think on that for a beat before nodding.
From what Jared’s heard and seen, ghost hunters were effectively cops here but for ghosts; which were much more dangerous than the average human criminal. He’s not about to fault them for their career. Schools didn’t particularly like cops showing up either, makes people on edge usually. And considering the school turned out to actually be a hot spot for ghosts, ghost hunters showing up out of the blue would absolutely cause at least a little panic.
Jack laughs a bit more, “plus! Frees us up to work more on the CyberSteps!”. Jared quirks an eyebrow at that so Maddie elaborates, “robotic prosthetic legs. Dan’s been helping as well”. Jack grins wide, “yup! Got to make sure they’re perfect!”.
Jared blinks, “you are... making your own prosthetics?”. Danny immediately blurts out, “walked on a prototype already. Not, um, quite good yet”, adding because holy shit he knows this is probably all kinds of illegal, Lewis kinda said so, “doc was there”. He’s going to get Lewis in trouble at this rate. He should probably shut up. Shutting up wasn’t one of his notable skills though.
Jared nods, “so you were... under certified medical care?”. Danny just nods, his folks nodding too. Jared notes that down as well.
Jared is pretty sure there isn’t much to worry about at this point. Bad or abusive parents wouldn’t go to the lengths of creating break through technology. And they were obviously putting the boy first, making him comfortable and happy. But that still didn’t explain certain things and that didn’t mean the house was suitable. From what he’s seen so far the house was... acceptable. Little messy and... odd. There were certainly some strange stains, burns, damages, and technological bits lying around. Certainly unacceptable for a small child, but Daniel was a teen.
Nodding to himself, “I think that covers that. I’d like to look around now”, with that the Fenton parents’ get up. Jared watches the teen easily manoeuvre into the hover cushion contraption, does a little spin in the air, and sends him an awkward smile. Daniel then squints at him and tilts his head, “Jared Walker... as in J. Walker, like jaywalker”, and starts snickering.
Jared rolls his eyes with a smile, “laugh it up kid”, that just makes the teen smirk.
Most of the first floor is marginally normal, acceptable, when Jack very enthusiastically points out the weapons vault though, “is this secure? And this is just for anti-ghost weapons correct?”.
Maddie nods immediately, she could see how a cop might have a few issues with this, “designed to be secure, from both humans and ghosts. Ecto-Fiber glass and sheets block them from getting in intangibly”. Danny mentally grumbles, because he had found that out the hard way and it had been inconvenient on more than one occasion. Jared just nods as they head down to the lab.
Jared glances around before raising a slightly disbelieving eyebrow at the parents’, the amount of hazards here were, honestly, uncountable. Bits of metal (some being very sharp), wiring, chemicals, samples, weapons, glowing... stuff, and the leg creation things.
Jack laughs, “yeah, it can be a bit of a mess! The kiddos are well versed in lab safety though!”. Danny resists pointing out that he usually cleaned the place. That probably wouldn’t win any brownie points.
Jared blinks and gives a rather disbelievingly, “uh-huh”, before responding in genuine, “is this the normal condition of things? And what about supervision while anyone’s down here? It is more than likely Daniel here will be a bit clumsy for a while”, this was unsafe in so many ways.
Maddie ruffles Danny’s hair as he grumbles incoherently and blushes, “Danny’s rather clumsy normally”.
Danny adding, “school still won’t let me handle fragiles”, even though he was much better, fuck you very much. Jared looks just a little unimpressed, he was probably trying to not show the fact that he was not impressed. Which Danny thinks is fair.
Maddie continues, “but yes this is how things usually are. This is the one place where we have a camera system, so it’s pretty secure and we can see if anything’s going on whether we’re home or not. We didn’t allow the kids down here when they were young, and they had to have one of us with them until they could show they knew what they were doing”. Jack butting eagerly, “a family of inventors invent together!”, shrugging, “or at least are all involved in the process”.
Danny looks around awkwardly, well aware that he at least partly died because of crappy lab safety on everyone's part. Jared notes somethings and glances at Danny but says nothing.
What then follows is Jared basically getting the lab tour, asking about nearly everything and taking notes. Eventually coming to the portal, always the last thing his folks showed off since it was their pride and joy, “and this?”.
Danny gives the blunt answer of, “ghost portal”, because screw him, screwing with people was fun. Jared gives him a Look, which Danny can’t help smirking at, before looking to his parents and raising an eyebrow.
Jack laughs and smacks the frame, “yup! This baby opens up right into the spookies backyard!”. Maddie grins and adds, “we use it mostly for research purposes, to return captured ghosts, and as a warning system in case of invasions”, then speaking a bit sternly, “going inside it is strictly forbidden and it has a genetic lock”. Danny tries to make it look like he wasn’t paying attention, seeing as he went through those doors almost more often than his front doors.
Jared still looks rather disbelieving, “you have a portal to another dimension in your basement?”, shaking his head a little, “I mean, I’m glad it has a strong lock. Do ghosts ever come through?”.
Maddie shakes her head a little, “we have used things to pull ghosts through intentionally. Research you know. But as for them coming through on their own? No”. Danny has to bite his tongue to avoid snorting at that, his folks were insanely oblivious. The portal was literally the main entryway into his home. He’s pretty sure the only ones who don’t almost always use it are Skulker and the Box Ghost. Well, and most animal ghosts.
Jared takes that answer for what it is and wonders how the Hell you're supposed to rate ‘has a portal to the dimension of the dead under his bedroom’ on literally any safety scale. He’d say this is something that should be in a government facility but the G.I.W. approval rate was abysmal. And with good reason based on basic research. But side-eyeing the teen, he seemed to give the portal a look of fondness actually... and annoyance; but fond annoyance. So he does make a point to mark down that the kid seemed to like the thing, for whatever forsaken reason.
Jared taps his pen on his notebook, “alright, is there any other rooms other than bedrooms?”.
Danny does the dumb thing and blurts out, “well, there’s the torture dungeon”, making the guy give a very satisfactory choke.
Maddie shakes her head at Danny fondly before looking to the officer, “something’s down there are on the medieval side”. Jack just chuckles, “the stockades are more for storage and old school equipment”.
Danny mumbling, “you mean like the Iron Maiden and other instruments of extreme pain and suffering?”, which Jared thankfully doesn’t hear.
Maddie smiles, “our family have been hunters for generations, so we’ve inherited older tools of the trade”, shrugging, “some that work, some that definitely don't. Family heirlooms really”. Jared nods at that, anything medieval could come off as ‘torture devices’ and he’s starting to get the feeling this teen has a serious sense of humour and likes startling people. Arguably this seemed on par with people keeping their ancestors' old weapons. Meant for ghosts or not.
“Alright, so just the bedroom now. Don’t worry, I only need to see his”, and smiles, totally missing Danny muttering, “and that’s not a good thing”. Jared continuing, “just one more question, regarding the family profession actually. Does Daniel hunt as well? With you? If not, are you training him to? If so, how are you taking into account his disability and healing?”.
Jack scratches his head, “eh, Danny-boy’s not particularly interested in ghost hunting. He is pretty good with tech though! Like every Fenton!”.
Danny rolls his eyes, “so no, they aren’t having me running, or floating, around with guns, shooting sentient beings for sport or science”, and he’s not going to mention his dad sorta trying to get him into weaponised prosthetics. Danny’s pretty sure effectively -literally really- attaching guns and knives and stuff to your kids robo-legs would be a big no-no. Especially to an out-of-town cop.
Maddie smiles and pats his head, “and if he wants combat training, survival training, or anything else of the kind, he can simply ask. I’m trained in a lot of different areas”.
Jared nods at that, “everyone could benefit from that. Good that you’re not forcing it though”, scribbling down a bit more before closing the notebook and tucking it away, “alright, I think I’ve got a good picture of how things are”, sending the parents a slight smile before looking to Danny, “now you feel up to giving this old man the bedroom tour? I’m certain you, like most teens, know it better than your parents do”. Jared absolutely mentally notes that while everyone laughs at that, Danny’s laugh is a little awkward and nervous; he probably had somethings in there he’d rather his parents not know about. He can’t help smirking slightly at that, ah teens. Danny just glares and gestures towards the steps, everyone heading up.
Jared nods at the parents’ as they sit at the table while he heads up to the bedrooms after Danny.
Maddie sitting down with a sigh. Jack speaking up after the two are out of sight, “think he’ll be okay?”. Maddie rubs her eyes, she’s pretty sure them not getting a call about the visit meant there was something else going on, “I don’t know Jack, I’m just a bit worried what Danny’ll say, what he’ll be asked”, looking to her husband, “our house and family isn’t exactly normal or particularly safe, Jack”, biting her lip slightly, “many people might think any child, especially a... disabled one, would be better off somewhere else”. Because at the end of the day, Danny was disabled now, CyberSteps or not. And he had been through what was arguably a traumatic event, he seemed fine but still; she’s sure Jazz was keeping a very close eye on him for that very reason. Most people would want a disabled possibly traumatised injured kid in a safe, sturdy, structured, adaptable, loving home and family. Her family had the last two in spades, but the rest? She be kidding herself if she even tried to think their household was ‘safe’ or ‘structured’. She forgot to get him supper till one a.m. for peat's sake! Not to mention actively and repeatedly testing out prototypes on him. Sure there wasn’t another option but still. Even ignoring that, things in the house often reacted to him; usually seemed harmless but not always.
But at the same time, what family or house could even understand or attempt to support someone like Danny? With his ectoplasm, ghostly tail, and Core? She’s pretty sure Dan was an extreme outlier in being totally unphased by those things, especially being from out of town. And like Dan, her and Jack were doctors. Sure it was in a different way and different fields, but they were effectively Danny’s doctors for his more... ghostly things. If anything Danny needed to be here, with his family, more than most teens needed to be with theirs.
Jack moves to rub her shoulders, “he’ll be fine, he’s a smart kid, Mads. And I’m sure the officer will see that -while weird and unconventional- he’s good here”.
Meanwhile upstairs Danny is hovering over his bed looking more than a little awkward and Jared is glancing around the room in shock. Jared blinks and scrunches up his nose, “kid, this smells worse than the morgue when the ac breaks”, lifting up his foot and putting it back down cautiously, making a faint squelching sound, “you know I’m gonna need an explanation for this”. There’s no pussyfooting around this, this is worse than literally every crime scene he’s ever been to. And he’s based from New York, so that should be saying something.
Danny chuckles and it’s extremely awkward, “yeah, uh, this probably ain’t gonna win me any points, but I like to joke that my room could make a crime scene investigator cry and the cleanup crew quit outright”, shrugging, “I have been meaning to clean, but uh, it doesn’t really bother me”.
“Kid, that ain’t normal. And that also doesn’t answer how this happened”. Jared is seriously hoping he isn’t dealing with some killer kid situation. Those were awful.
Danny rubs his neck, not entirely sure there’s any way out of this, he pretty actively screwed himself here, “uh, besides me not being very clean being a factor, you’re probably standing in a cesspool of pop, coffee, energy drinks, some cleaning solution stuff from when I actually mildly attempted to clean and just dumped it on the floor and shoved it around with my foot, probably some decomposed food, ectoplasm, and yeah, uh, blood”, then wincing slightly, because yeah, not impressing mr. Cop.
Jared glances to the floor, blinks, and looks back to the teen. Teens were lazy sure, but this was something else. This was beyond unsanitary, this was a downright biohazard and completely unliveable. And he might know the what, but the why? Heck, even the how. For the carpet alone to be this soaked, “whose blood. And the ectoplasm? Kid, for your floor to be this soaked you’d have to have dumped literal bucket loads of liquids on it. Bucket loads”. And watches the teen actively wince, obviously aware of this fact.
Danny looks around, actively avoiding eye contact, “I mean, you’re not wrong. My room’s kinda the ‘hang out’ spot, I guess, for me and my friends. So it’s not strictly my mess”, shrugging, “Tuck’s probably left a fair amount of meat scraps around and I’m pretty sure Sam’s trying to grow a rare fungus in one corner”. Valerie’s probably left a gun or two around too, but he’s not going to mention that.
“Kid, you have got to be kidding me. I know Amity is strange, but this is a little beyond”.
Danny shrugs again, looking back to the guy, “sorry pal, I’m probably certifiably the strangest kid in the entire town. Me and my friends are literally known as the weirdo trio. Sometimes the defect quartet when Val’s with us”, smirking a little to himself and knowing Sam will love him for this, “we are the weirdos mister”, and grinning cheekily.
Jared blinks very slowly, this teen just quoted a movie at him in response to him pointing out this was insane and that this floor was a biohazard. He blinks again and elects to just... ignore that, “still waiting on that ‘why’ for the... floor”.
Danny chuckles a bit meanly at the freaked cop before shaking his head a bit aggressively and looking around awkwardly, “ah, uh, it’s mostly, ah, mine? Which yeah I know is probably, like, super concerning. But it’s fine”, no point even trying to lie here, because a bloody fucking cop absolutely could just sample his floor and test it for, well, everything. And if he could avoid Tucker having to hack the fucking cops any more than he already did, by being just slightly honest. Then that’s what he’s gonna do.
Jared blinks again, arms slack at his side, before walking over and sitting down next to the teen on the bed. Daniel following suit by letting the hover thing float down to ‘sit’ him on the bed; this kid could read people at least a little, “buckets of blood is not ‘fine’, Daniel. And the ectoplasm?”, readjusting slightly, “honesty for honesty?”, something tells him this particular teen was well versed in dishonesty, “the main reason I was sent here is because of some things the first responders and nurses noticed. Namely, that you have a lot of... scarring. Unusual scarring. Does that have anything to do with the state of your floor?”, he’s making a point to try and be gentle here. This officially looked less ‘killer kid’ more ‘battered kid’.
Danny resists muttering ‘ah fuck, Ancients goddamnit’ out loud; talk about suspicious. He knew one day his scars were going to come and bite him in the ass. What is he supposed to say here? Obviously not the truth. Just ‘oh hey random cop dude, I fight ghosts totally not on the down-low but also technically on the down-low because it’s, like, a super-secret. Y’ know, like most superheroes. And ghosts are, like, totally really into maiming me. Also I’m kinda sorta a little bit kinda dead. So there’s that. My parents and girlfriend also shoot me sometimes, but you totally won’t report that to CPS, right?’. Alright, activate secret protection tactic three; sass and annoy ‘till they leave you the Zone alone. Ancients give him strength, “well first, I really do prefer Danny. I’m totally fine, cool as a cucumber or whatever. And welcome to Amity pal, people get hurt here a bloody lot. Couple abductions here and there, the occasional light stabbing; y’ know the usual. I get that you’re from outta town but that near non-existent crime rate means nothing”, shrugging and leaning back on his elbows, “and yeah the ecto’s mine too, so what I’m a little spooky? Not everyone’s full-blooded legged humans you know”.
Jared practically flinches back from the sudden change in behaviour. So that’s a check on him being defensive of his scarring. But there was no mention of his parents anywhere there, not to defend them or even to try and claim it wasn’t their fault. So, it’s probable his parents aren’t at fault here. Obviously something was going on, had to be for him to have more scarring than war vets. ‘Nearly more scars than flesh’ they had said. Though oddly his doctor had said nothing on the matter, even said the kid was fine; and he definitely did not report the state of the kids bedroom, which definitely deserved reporting. Furrowing his eyebrows at the kid, who doesn’t drop the ‘insufferable teen who just wants to be left alone and thinks you can shove it’ act for the previous nervous cautious behaviour. The doctor probably knew whatever was going on, or was very corrupt and seriously didn’t give a damn, “does your doctor know the reason behind the scarring?”, thinking on what Danny said, “and you have ectoplasm?”, that... that was a new one.
Danny huffs and rolls his eyes, his ecto-contamination was at least somewhat public knowledge in Amity. Dude would hear about it sooner or later, “yeah? So what?”, scowling a little at the cop, “don’t be givin’ doc shit, he’s cool. Knows when shit doesn’t need no reporting, shouldn’t be reported or recorded. I’m fine. My ‘situation’ or whatever, is fine. Perfectly peachy. Just stellar. We done here?”. Danny is probably not earning any good karma points here.
Jared blinks, okay, protecting his doctor was definitely not typical abuse victim behaviour. So definitely not the parents’ fault then. He seemed to be blaming Amity itself or the ghost issue instead. Which yes, this town was insanely dangerous and a lot of people -kids included- had scarring; but not to that degree. Maybe he got targeted more because of being related to hunters? Mentally pausing, or maybe he was a hunter and his parents -for some asinine reason- didn’t know? But then again, he said he wasn’t ‘shooting sentient beings for sport’ so maybe there was a conflict in ideals? Maybe he disagreed with his parents so he didn’t want them involved or putting in their two cents? That was fairly common in the force and other departments. But he was also implying that reporting this in any way -not just to his parents- was bad. So maybe something else was going on, or was he referring to having ectoplasm in his body. There were too many variables here, “that depends. Are you in any danger? You need to give me something here kid, Danny. ‘Cause right now your ‘situation’ seems decidedly not fine. Especially since you clearly get hurt a lot yet have an almost impressively sparse medical file”.
Danny huffs some more and rolls his eyes, okay, this wasn’t exactly... working, “I'm fine. I’m just a little ecto and Amity’s just a little dangerous”, sighing, “so no, I’m not in danger. In the past or now”. ‘But I fucking will be if you chase my shit’ being left unsaid.
“And in the future?”.
Danny levels the guy with a serious steely expression and puts just a tiny hint of power into his voice, tail coiling around invisibly, “I will be if you don’t butt out”, maybe warning the dude will get him to fuck off with this?
Jared blinks and nods, not entirely feeling like he’s actually talking to a minor here; which said a lot, “from?”.
Danny scowls, “not my family. Or friends. Or the doc. Or ghosts, for that matter”, Ancients dude, would you just drop it already?
“That doesn’t leave a lot of possibilities”.
Making Danny glare, “not your business”. Jared sighs and shakes his head a little, “it rather is. It’s my call what happens here, doctor turning the cheek or not”.
Danny scowls at him again, growling slightly because he is honestly getting frustrated here, “a little bit ecto, in the eyes of the government, equals a lot bit not deserving of human rights. And thus a very nice easily findable Christmas wrapped subject for some really nasty things I’d rather not experience”.
Jared blinks a few times, that was... not what he was expecting. But that would explain not wanting things reported, never going to hospitals, not wanting people to look into things, the doctor getting him out of the hospital abnormally quick and coming along, etcetera. Thinking of that, didn’t one of the secretary’s mention government agents showing up? Alright, so this kid was being testy for good reasons. Being defensive to literally defend himself... from his own government. Alright, the best thing he can do for the kid was to do nothing. To fudge his notes and report. Leave in the general weirdness but nothing that would encourage further investigating. This situation was officially way beyond his pay grade. Still though, his priority here was the kid's safety and welfare; not whether or not the government? knew he was ‘a little bit ecto’? “Alright then. Legally I should absolutely report this-”. He doesn’t even get to finish as Danny cuts in with an actual snarl, “and doc shoulda absolutely dragged me back to the hospital, your fucking point?”.
“Jesus kid, I’m trying to extend an olive branch here”, Jared shakes his head when all the teen does is huff, “I’m not saying I’m going to. The governments slightly dangerous opinions and interests in ghost stuff ain’t in my salary”.
Danny tilts his head and watches the guy for a beat, he seemed honest enough, “so you’re not going to mention my ecto-contamination, questionably bio-hazardous room, battered body, or being overly self-sufficient?”. Talk about dodging one Hell of fucking bullet. Holy Shit.
Jared blinks, okay this kid knew exactly what was up with his stuff. “I should, but I think I’m going to opt-out of doing that. Seems like that would do more harm than good”, leaning forwards a bit, “but when you say self-sufficient...”.
Danny rolls his eyes but relaxes some and lays back on his bed, he’s keeping his damn tail invisible and whatnot though, “put it this way man, Lewis thinks I’m a better surgeon than his lackies and I make a mean lasagna that doesn’t randomly gain sentience and try to stab people with knives”.
“Alright, I shouldn’t have asked”, his scars were self-treated, that... that is entirely unacceptable. And he’s just not going to ask about the Fenton parents’ apparently questionable cooking skills. Danny just snorts. So Jared speaks back up, “I take it ecto-contamination is the proper term for being ‘a little ecto’? And that it’s different from the general kind that -according to multiple sources- basically everyone in this town has? Even though your parents failed to mention it. I imagine this probably affects health and care”. ‘Contamination’ pretty firmly implied it being a health thing.
Danny sighs, “‘cause I got it from blatantly and aggressively ignoring nearly all forms of lab safety. Which would probably be a mark against them in your little book. But yeah fine, my ecto is little more unique. Common knowledge, though not really your business”.
“Again, it rather is. But I guess that’s understandable. Does it affect your health and care though? I would prefer to attempt to be thorough”. He’s glad he’s not wearing a wire or body-cam.
Danny looks him over and nods a little, yeah dude could probably get fired for not reporting all this crap. Would kinda make him a dick for no real reason to not answer that, “fair enough. It does, but my folks are pretty aware though. And they’re basically the leading ectologists. If they don’t know how to handle me, then no one does”, no one entirely human anyway.
Jared nods, enough information to be an answer, vague enough to tell him practically nothing. Kid’s smart. Grunting, “good enough”, squinting, “wait, would another family even be able to look after you effectively?”.
Danny snorts and actually laughs, “are you kidding? No, of course not”, as much as his parents being his parents resulted in ghostly injuries and being actively hunted and endless amounts of paranoia; it also saved his half-ghostly ass left right and centre. This legless/leg optional situation would be a bajillion times worse if he didn’t have parents that could build legs and get them to work with his spooky ass.
Jared shakes his head disbelievingly, so it didn’t even matter how he was being treated/looked after; he literally couldn’t get suitable treatment anywhere else but here. No wonder the doctor wanted him home, on top of the government trying to do who knows what. The doctor was actually looking out for his patients' best interests. “Well then I guess it’s best you’re home then. On that note, how are you coming along treatment wise? Healing well? And the prosthetics?”.
Danny snorts, “back to normal people questions huh?”, pushing himself up onto his elbows again, “my healings fine. Doctor approved. CyberSteps are getting there. My ecto’s ‘causing issues but also only reason they’ll feasibly work”, looking the cop over and tilting his head, “you're asking me shit, so I’mma ask you shit. You got any dead relatives who were really into white and a real stickler for rules. Maybe was a prison warden or sherif in the nineteen hundreds? Or maybe a mafia member that went to jail? Has a thing for black fedoras?”, he has to ask, ‘cause it would be just his luck to get stuck with a relative of Walker’s. Not to mention a relative of Walker’s that isn’t a dick and doesn’t utterly despise him. Yet at least.
Jared raises both eyebrows a bit disbelievingly, “Cordell Walker was a mafia member that worked up to being a prison warden after serving time there, nineteen hundreds yeah. How did you know that?”. Jared is insanely confused and a bit freaked out. Shaking his head, “that’s... good that the prosthetics might actually work”.
Danny glares at him and mutters, “Ancients seriously? Why me”, tilting his head and laughing, “wait so he actually was a criminal?”, then starts laughing at Jared’s confused nod, “oh my Zone! HAHAHAHA oh man! I am so bugging him about that. Oh he’s not living that down!”, pausing to snort before adding, “literally not living that down”, and flops to lay down on the bed, laughing more. Waving his hand at the confused cop, “don’t worry about it. It’s just- wow haha. It’s just that your great-grandpa, or whatever, locked me in jail a couple times”, continuing at Jared raising his eyebrows almost comically, “he’s the warden of a ghost prison just inside the portal. So, uh, congrats I know your family. He kinda hates me though so. And he’s kinda a dick, no offence”.
Jared blinks, “I... don’t think I have a response for that and I’m pretty sure this almost qualifies as a conflict of interest”. There isn’t any kind of training for ‘subject knows your dead relative and was apparently arrested by them once’. Swallowing, “what did he... arrest you for?”.
Danny blinks and laughs awkwardly, “uh, first time was driving illegally pretty much. Second, possession of illegal... things. And after that there’s been a lot of other things. Something like ten jail breaks slash destruction of prisons. Probably gives me another assaulting an officer and resisting arrest charge every time he sees me. Honestly man? He’d arrest me just for existing”, tilting his head, “I think he actually has arrested me for that”, chuckling, “like I said, he hates me and he’s a dick. Pretty sure he’s got a cattle prod with my name on it, literally. One of my scars is from him attempting to brand me”.
Jared blinks really harshly at that, he had heard Cordell was a sadist but Christ, “Jesus, that is insane in all honesty. I had heard some... less than pleasant horror stories about him but that seems a bit... much. He was the first cop in the family though, and many of us did brag about having mafia roots as kids”, shaking his head, “I certainly still do”. And this teen apparently destroyed prisons, what is up with this kids life?
Danny snorts, “I would too”, ‘cause come on, having roots to the mafia is just plain cool. Shrugging, “I could give you a really wild story to take back and uh, set up a meeting or something? Y’ know, in return for not possibly getting me tortured and killed? Or having to hack your police system stuff?”.
“Are you... bribing an officer?”, Jared is out of his depth with this kid, and he is absolutely positive he has a very mischievous side and very little regard for the legality of things.
Danny snorts, “not even close to the most illegal thing I’ve done. And might please Walker- uh, ghost Walker, some”, shrugging, “technically I’m bribing two officers”, and smirks devilishly.
Jared is pretty sure he shouldn’t be encouraging this, but this was... an opportunity that really was otherwise impossible. Meeting long-dead family that were something of a legend was quite the offer, “you are a rather sneaky teen, aren’t you? I can’t say I’m going to turn that down. But are you really well enough to do something like that?”.
Danny snorts and mutters, “if I’m well enough to get punched in the face, then I think the fuck so”. Jared pretends he didn’t hear that, he’s decided he really just doesn’t want to know. Danny looks to him, “eh, it’ll be fine. Just maybe don’t call him Cordell, dead-naming a ghost is a good way to get stabbed or shot or maimed or a lot of other painful things. He just goes by Walker now”.
Jared nods dutifully, yup he’s officially ‘compromised’ and no longer unbiased with this case. Best he keeps that to himself though, kid’s probably banking on this being a way to ensure he keeps his mouth shut. This kid was bolder than he seems, definitely not as ‘in the background’ or nervous as he acted at first. That was probably just a tactic to avoid people looking into his shit.
Danny smirks, “cool, I’ll coax him into the mortal realm at some point. Gives me an excuse to annoy the heck out of him”.
“You’re more of a trouble maker than I pegged you for. Please avoid breaking the law to do that”.
Danny blinks, “uh, no?”, activating the hover cushion and hovering around his room to adjust somethings, “so, any more questions that are ultimately pointless?”.
Jared quirks an eyebrow, “honestly? No. Since you’re right, there isn’t any point. But I really should ask what kind of punishments you get?”, he’ll get more than just looked at funny if he doesn’t ask the most basic child abuse question out there.
Danny shrugs, “a stern talking to? Maybe them having a meeting with a teacher and scaring them? Another parent/son bonding thing that turns into getting almost eaten by swamp monsters or getting abducted by the mayor and hunted for sport by his personal ghost science experiments? Getting shown more videos about how not doing my chores will blow the house up and kill everyone?”.
Jared glares at the kid who smirks, “do you just want me to have to scrap everything?”, grumbling to himself and jotting down in his little book, “I’ll just write down the first two”, before looking back to the kid, “what are your chores anyway?”.
Danny smirks, no point lying now might as well go all in, “cleaning the lab. Yup, the ecto-contaminated kid that reacts to hunter tech and ecto is the one who cleans the place filled with those things”, why his parents had him clean the lab was beyond him, not that he minded. Was a good excuse to snoop new inventions or drop off a ghost or two in the portal. Speaking of that, what the heck’s he gonna do with Skulker? If he releases the dude he’ll probably chase down the doc. Eh he’ll warn the guy to keep a bone saw on hand or something. Chuckling at the cop, “also vacuum the walls sometimes”.
Jared blinks, “neither... neither of those are normal. You have got to be kidding me. Why?”.
Danny shrugs, “no idea man. Though now I don’t have any chores, well except the chore of healing”, and floats over to the door, gesturing to it, “so we done? Cool to leave the crime scene?”.
Jared stands and lifts his phone, “I actually need to take some photos of your room, so maybe try to make a section not completely nightmarish?”.
What then proceeds is the two moving around a few things and Danny dumping a pile of cloths over a particularly unpleasant looking square of carpet, so Jared can get his photo. He also takes photos of the star-covered ceiling, hand-built rocket models, and his computer video-game set-up. Noting the space flight simulators, “you a fan of space? I have a cousin who’s an astronaut you know”. Danny zips right over into his face, causing him to fall on his ass, Danny stays in his face and follows him though, “what! Oh my Zone! What missions have they been on?!? Wait, have they been on any?!? Did they get to go to any planets?!? Or a satellite?!? What was the recovery like?!? Oh! Oh! What’s wearing an actual spacesuit like?!?...”.
Alright, Jared thinks, this kid was a little freaky and was officially seriously freaking him out. Interrupting Danny’s word vomit, “uh... I don’t know? I think ‘like’ might have been an understatement, you’re a bit... obsessive”.
Danny huffs and glares at the guy, how, no seriously how could he not know? Not ask? “You disappoint me, and shut it. Side-effect of the ecto”, practically hissing, “and I’m interested, not obsessive”. He knows a little echoey ghostliness came out there ‘cause space is not his Obsession.
Jared nods slowly and blinks at the wide-eyed teen that he’s pretty sure hasn’t blinked in a while, “uh sure thing. Could I... maybe get off the floor?”, which now that he’s not focused on the kid going a bit crazy, he’s noticed said floor is a bit more than foul-smelling.
Danny stares a little more and realises he’s effectively pinning the guy without actually touching him, backing off but grumbling, “deserved it, family goes to space maybe and you don’t know shit about it? Ridiculous. At least Lewis would ask”, Lewis was a curious dude, Vee just didn’t know shit.
Jared gets up slowly and makes a point to get out of the kids bedroom, the kid shooting him glares like he’s committed a crime the entire time.
Jasmine sticks her head out of her bedroom too, “everything alright and good now?”, looking from the slightly freaked cop to her slightly wide-eye brother who’s grumbling incoherently, “Danny stop frightening the guests”. Danny grumbles incoherently a bit more but in ghost just to be creepy because let it be known, he was a dumbass.
Jared studiously ignores the... sounds? the kid is making and lifts up the notebook, “we’re good here. My partner’s waiting so I should get going”. Jared heads down the steps, spotting the sister putting her hands on her hips and looking unimpressed at Danny, “what is wrong with you Danny? Are you trying to make him suspicious?”.
“His cousin is an astronaut and he knows nothing, fucking nothing, about that?...”, and looks to start wide-eyed ranting, which Jasmine looks fond? over. This family was... weird.
Nodding his head at the parents, who smile and look relieved. Telling him they were rather... aware, things weren’t really acceptable here. And here he was not reporting that because of a bribe of all things, and honestly? after that performance, he’d rather not see what that kid’s like mad. That’s not mentioning how awkward working with the Fenton’s would be if he did report this. Again, they were basically cops here; their own ecto-department, alongside the Red Huntress.
Maddie jumps up to get the door while Danny and Jazz come down the stairs to see him off, only for Danny’s ghost sense to go off and a (very manly) scream sounding from outside. Everyone rushing to the door to see Ember literally standing on the cop car hood, her stomping on the windshield with one boot and telling the ‘piggy to lick her boots’ and moving to strum her guitar.
Danny’s folks of course run out guns blazing, while he silently slips into the background to transform; and Jared rushes over to his partner, grumbling about Chester being more of a greenhorn than him. Chester, meanwhile, is wide-eyed, back stiff, and clutching his chair seat for dear life.
Danny Phantom flies out -with his ghostly legs being, in fact, legs- to the sight of the cops trying to peel out of here while shooting their standard issue ecto-pistols at the ghost. His parents chasing said ghost, who’s of course mocking them and sticking out her tongue.
Ember shouting, “babypop!”, as soon as she sees Danny and floating straight at him. So he does the smart thing and leads her on a little goose chase. Which, in typical fashion, results in him getting a guitar powered fist-shaped sound wave punch straight into the side of a building.
She shouts at him, “my babypops been missing a while Phantom, know anything ‘bout that?!”. Danny snickers, “you know, you calling us both babypop raises some serious questions”.
“Oh can it”.
Making Danny laugh and shakes his thermos a little, “already canned the tin can. Care to join? Not sure how much makeout room there is though”. Which promptly gets him slammed into the road, “keep this up and I’ll put a cement lock on the thermos!”.
She rolls her eyes and readies her guitar again, “that won’t work, we can phase through cement, dipstick”.
Danny pauses and holds up a finger, “actually, my folks are making a mass-producible ecto-cement”, shrugging, “which I’m sabotaging because oof, imagine slamming into a ghost proof wall mid-battle?”.
Ember chuckles, “yeah, would really ruin the vibes. Speaking of vibes, try these sound waves out”, and turns the nob to something Danny’s pretty sure is new. Great. Watching, and failing to dodge, a pink line of sound slice through the air... and his shoulder.
Danny watches the arm go flying into someone’s garden, “wow, some really cutting edge beats you’ve got there”, and promptly dodges another pink line.
The fight again pausing when the dude who owns the garden throws Danny’s arm back at him, which he just lets it bounce off the side of his head, “way to get dismembered asshole!”.
Danny holds up a finger to Ember, “one second”, looking to the guy as Ember crosses her arms. Danny snatching his arm out of the air and tucking it under his armpit, “okay first off, dismemberment requires multiple limb removal; I only lost one. Two, I’ll admit my arm wouldn’t make very good fertiliser, but was that really necessary? And three-”, smirking, “-thanks for the hand. I’ll make sure to put my act together. Got to stay handsome after all”. Turning to Ember and speaking quiet enough the scowling guy won’t hear; though Ember shooting him a few miles away into a tree helps, “got a girl to impress, ya know. I like to think she prefers the whole over bits and bites”.
That gets Ember to pause and actually smile, if this were a video game a little ‘!’ would have likely appeared over her head, “oh! You’re dating again? The goth? I’d ask if it was the techy but you said girl”.
Danny throws his hand out to the side, “why do you all always think I’m dating them?!?”.
Ember snorts, rolls her eyes, and puts a hand on her hip, “your two humans are attached at the hip to you. How are you not dating them?”.  
Danny pinches the bridge of his nose, “we’re close so what? I’m a protective asshole who likes to keep what’s mine close. Fuck off. I’m dating Red for your information”.
Ember giggles and shakes her head, “silly boy, and nice to see your death wish is still intact”, readying her guitar to restart their battle, “she know you’re one of us yet?”.
Danny chuckles as he stretches out his torso to avoid another fist blast, “naw, that info’s still ghosting her”, earning both another head shake and a pink slicing blast from the ghost.
Meanwhile, Lewis is just now taking his last shift break. Flipping through the Amity news because again, being prepared is nice and Danny’s a verifiable walking time bomb for physical injuries. And surprise surprise Phantom him is currently practically eating a tree with his face fighting some rocker chic. Eddie would probably ask her for a night of fun or something; though she might might be a minor. Maybe? It’s hard to tell. Well whatever, she’s currently smacking Danny over the head with her guitar. Squinting at the screen before sighing, the kid’s arm is definitely not attached to him. So check his arm brace, check his stitch work, make sure his bones are aligned right. Watching him get hit over the head again, maybe he should ask if Danny even can get concussions; he hopes not.
Quirking an eyebrow at his phone ringing, pausing the video, “hello?”.
“Dr. Dan Lewis? This is Jared Walker from the Amity police department”.
Lewis sighs, why does he feel like Danny’s at fault for this, “yes?”. Just the same as Eddie is literally always at fault whenever the San Francisco police call.
“I just finished up with a welfare check on Daniel Fenton, and just wanted to confirm that he’s indeed medically alright and that someone other than the Fenton parents’ are keeping an eye on the kid”.
Lewis grimaces, oh no way that went well, “he’s better than anyone else would be, so he’s quite fine; no need to worry. After this shift I’ll be taking something of a leave to stay at the Fenton household, I do intend to keep a rather close eye on him. That is my job after all. Do you need anything from me for your report?”. Danny must have done something to keep this guy from just outright reporting that the house was ridiculously unsafe.
“No, that’s alright. I think I’d rather not know whatever it is you do know”, alright so Danny definitely did something, something a ‘normal’ person wouldn’t really approve of, “so long as there’s someone more... responsible, watching him I’m not going to concern myself. Try to get him to clean his room, I doubt this’ll be the last time someone raises the alarm about that kid. I doubt ‘I know your dead grandparent’ is something he can pull again. And most less seasoned cops would not have reacted well to nearly being assaulted”.
Lewis sighs, Danny seriously can not keep his nose out of trouble. Though assaulting a cop is something he’d expect from Eddie not Danny. Though in Eddie’s case, the cop wouldn’t be alive to talk about it. “I’ve told him as much. I do hope my patient wasn’t too much of a hassle, he can definitely be a bit odd. Though that’s hardly unusual for the family”.
“Oh I’m aware. That kid is a bit more.... startling though. I don’t envy you. Thanks for taking my call, I imagine you’re a busy man”.
Lewis chuckles, “he hasn’t tried to kill or eat me yet, so he’s a fairly enjoyable patient. Very interesting. Have a good day”.
“Yeah...”, Lewis is pretty sure he hears the guy mutter, “what is up with people today? Everyone’s a goddamn nutcase”, before hanging up. Lewis barely gets the time to chuckle down at his phone before it pings from that private server Phantom chat.
DPain: so
DPain: that spooky from fore might
DPain: might
DPain: be lowkey coming for you for my scrappy bits
DPain: also
DPain: mighto scared a cop
NightShade: made pig squeal
Tiethief: so he told me
Tiethief: should I just give the spooky what he wants?
DPain: put it in a present, throw it at his face screaming bomb!
PDAxpda: not like you need it
NightShade: n tinman might actually stab you or something if you don’t
Tiethief: that is a rather convincing argument
Lewis tosses his phone into the tray, hopefully this ghost doesn’t show up mid-surgery.
And he showed mid-surgery. Very mid-surgery. As in, hands in someone’s intestines kind of mid-surgery with a number eleven scalpel. All his underlings just hug the walls, or slowly move out of the room, effectively leaving him holding a guy together by himself at the table. Cowards. Lewis swallows and is impressed with himself at sounding calm and slightly bored, “do you mind? I am rather busy. The secretary could give you a number if you need something”.
“Where’re the whelps skinnings?”.
Lewis sighs, lifts up the hand holding the scalpel and points it at the ghost, “rude. As I said, I have my hands full. And I imagine the ‘whelp’ wouldn’t appreciate my patient keeling over from your pestering”. Here’s hoping the ghosts are sorta friendly with Danny at least slightly and really are against using someone's Obsession for a cheap shot.
Skulker blinks and internally winces slightly, well aware of the whelps protective Obsession, “fair play to you. I will wait. Here”, and nods curtly.
Lewis raises a very disbelieving judgmental eyebrow, “no you’re not. I somehow doubt you are even close to sterile. And I would rather not have to explain to his wife how he mysteriously got ecto-contamination during surgery”. Lewis is honestly surprised the ghost tilts his head, shrugs, and just... leaves. Ghosts were very interesting. Though he’s not about to hang up his doctor coat for the ghost hunter spandex.
Brittney walks up next to him, shaking slightly and readjusting her glasses, “Dan?”.
Lewis simply gets back to work, gesturing the others over, “yes?”. Thankfully they listen and also thankfully no one passed out on him this time.
Brittney swallows, “what the fuck”. Which just makes Lewis chuckle.
Two hours later Lewis snaps off his gloves into the trash and turns sideways to nearly crash right into the ghost. Sighing, ghosts were incredibly determined bastards. Looking at the ghosts grinning face, “this better not become routine or I’ll have to start removing your organs or something along those lines. You’re already dead, so it wouldn’t count as malpractice”.
“If you make a habit of taking parts of the whelps pelt, then gladly”.
Lewis tilts his head, that was kind of tempting; but he’s pretty sure he’ll pass. “He doesn’t need it so I don’t see why I would”, now to figure out how to deal with this, he didn’t exactly have Danny’s scraps on hand; though he had been effectively given the go-ahead. Eh he’ll just walk out to his car, slowly, and drive home, slowly. Peoples reactions could be interesting and annoying the ghost might discourage him from doing this again. He could do without ghosts showing up in his ER. Walking off and gesturing for him to follow, “follow”.
Skulker raises a metal eyebrow, “very few would dare turn their backs on the mighty Skulker”. Impressed or insulted? The doctor had turned his back on the best hunter in all the Zone at their previous encounter. And the doctor had already threatened him with a weapon. So Skulker’s leaning towards impressed.
Lewis chuckles, “if you hurt me I have one friend who’ll beat you up and another who would eat you; or at least very aggressively try to”, tilting his head as he walks, “and a fiancée who would sue you out of your lair and everything you own”. Glancing at Skulker, who of all things looks impressed.
Skulker nods curtly, “you and the whelp run in fine circles”, explains this new apparent human pet. The little whelply Prince wasn’t one for acquiring new pets.
Lewis chuckles as they pass a few nurses who looking to be trying to point out the hulking metal ghost following him like he somehow hadn’t noticed, speaking towards them, “I’m aware. Just ignore him”, then addressing said ghost while the nurses undoubtedly add this to the gossip mill, “you seem impressed”.
Skulker laughs, “a good prize should be impressive! The boys accomplishments are many, he is strong, and he is rare”, and grins more than a little viciously.
Lewis pauses as they get halfway across the parking lot, turning to Skulker, “so you respect him then. You care”, shrugging, “in a way”.
Skulker huffs and very obviously pretends to not give a damn, “a hunter respects the hunt and fellow hunters, that is all. And it wouldn’t due for him to fail to someone pathetic and unworthy”.
Lewis can’t help but laugh, “a friend of mine is like him, none of their enemies respect them. They just don’t want them to murder them. Mind you, most of their enemies die the first time they meet”. Lewis pulls out his phone as Skulker grunts, “skilled hunter”, which Lewis nods at as he walks.
Tiethief: metal spooky with lots of guns already here and apparently respects you
Tiethief: but is also trying to pretend he doesn’t
Tiethief: he is not a good actor
DPain: eh
DPain: he’s helped me the odd time
PDAxpda: well that was fast
PDAxpda: guy knows what he wants
DPain: he isn’t trying to hurt you is he
Tiethief: no
Tiethief: no need to be overprotective
Tiethief: I’m just taking him to get scraps slowly
Tiethief: very slowly
DPain: *snort* hahahaha food
DPain: *good
NightShade: make him swear not to tell vampireass monochrome’s leggy situation in return
DPain: oh shit
DPain: smart
DPain: why didn’t I think of that
PDAxpda: ‘cause you’re a dumbass
NightShade: our dumbass
DPain: hsiabdajbfje
DPain: rocker just asked if I was dating you assholes and you go and say shit like that
Lewis shakes his head as he hops into his car, sending off a final, Tiethief: you’re young, live a little, before driving off; being followed by a freaking ghost. He knows the punning he probably just encouraged but that only makes him smirk at the other two teens expense. They messed up his patient files and made Eddie practically blow up his phone while getting insanely dangerously drunk and probably killing someone to blow off steam (neither of which was all that uncommon but still; doesn’t mean he wanted that bad habit encouraged), paybacks a bitch; and apparently punny.
By the time he gets to his place he’s pretty sure the ghost is suitably annoyed. Heading in, he’s glad Anne’s still at work, better to not drag her into this. Not that she would likely mind. Would handle it with the controlled grace and power she always did. Glancing at the ghost as he moves to one of the closets, “now this stays between us, no need for Vlad to know. As far as that old friend of mine knows Danny never lost his legs. We are messing with him some”.
Skulker huffs, “I only tell him anything because he pays me”, taking a bag from the doctor guy and glancing inside. Grinning extremely maliciously, “and this outweighs any money or upgrades”.
Lewis nods and puts his hands on his hips, “another form of payment for this little gift could certainly be leaving Danny alone enough to study. He'd make a nice surgical assistant”, smirking, “he’s very good with a knife and stitch work”.
Skulker tilts his head and chuckles, “pestering the whelp is half the point. The potential of him spending his human time cutting people up and taking others scraps is tempting though”. Making the Prince even more of a little hunter was very tempting. He cared not one bit for that space whatever human job he was chasing before. So the boys studying meant nothing.
“Then bite the Eden’s apple. I already offered the kid a job”, shrugging, “granted he makes it through medical school”, glaring at the ghost purely to make a point. Feeling very smug at Skulker seeming annoyed but smiling slightly; not that it’s easy to tell with the metal face.
Lewis chuckles, “also, I appreciate you making him regrow his legs. Now I don’t have to knock him out”.
That gets Skulker to give him an almost concerned seeming look, “you have a ghost knockout device?”, which Lewis just grins at as the ghost promptly leaves. Well, he just successfully intimidated a ghost. Like symbiotes and MRI machines. Looking out the window to the dark sky, it’s about time he checks in on his patient properly; and probably patches him up yet again. That kid needed to just have a doctor shadowing him at all times.
Danny flops his head into Valerie’s lap, tail swishing lazily in the air at random. Sam and Tucker are lobbing chunks of mystery substances at each other. Valerie pats his head, “I still can’t believe you bribed a cop and got away with it”.
Danny chuckles meanly before going slightly wide-eyed, “oh yeah! And get this, Walker’s first name was apparently Cordell. Cop’s his grandson or something”.
Tucker gets hit in the head by something purple and fuzzy, “seriously? Your luck man”. Making everyone laugh just as Maddie sticks her head in, “the next CyberStep prototype is ready, sweetie”, looking around the room, “oh! You kids are still here? You really should head home and let Danny rest”, almost glaring at Valerie, “you especially missy. Danny being... endowed... or not”;
Danny wheezes in laughter while everyone else chokes. Valerie promptly hits him, so he manoeuvres his tail to poke her in the head; she, of course, swats It away. Sam however, surprises him by grabbing It and yanking him to the floor as she goes to stand, Tucker following as they move to leave.
Sam eyeballing Valerie, “well?”. Who sighs and leans down to give Danny another pat and a kiss before getting up to leave herself.
Danny sticks his arms up at her, “lift me, am baby”. Valerie snorts and leans down lifting him up, “yes, big scary baby”. Danny laughs with a high pitched voice very intentionally, “spooky scary skeleton baby”. Valerie groans and drops him on the bed, “you’re awful, you damn fool”, shoving his head into the blankets.
Danny chuckles, “you’re the worst, you stupid fool-lover”. She just snorts while Danny stays there, with his face smushed into the bed as they actually do leave.
His mom coming over after she’s sure his friends have gone. Her sitting on the bed and patting it, giving his shoulder a little rub, “you are okay with testing the CyberSteps right? And the way the house is? It’s setup? You can get to everything fine?”, continuing as he turns his head to her, “I know we haven’t really been treating this like you actually are... disabled. We’ve been treating this like you’ll pretty much go back to normal”, sighing and looking to the ceiling, “I know with the CyberSteps you’ll be able to walk again, have legs again. But it’s... it’s not the same. And I don’t- I don’t know if you want us to teat you like you’re no different. Not give you extra help or do things for you”, looking back to him and ruffling his hair a little, she can tell he’s thinking, “I know you want the general public to treat you the same and not even know anything’s happened. But us? I guess what I’m asking sweetie, is if you like the way we treat you”, trying to lighten the mood a little, make this seem less serious, “and no, by help you out I don’t mean babying you. I know you don’t like that”.
Danny opens and closes his mouth a few times. His mom was obviously worried and was definitely always going to be bothered by his leglessness, but he wasn’t actually legless. But revealing that was more than a little unpleasant sounding. Regardless what his friends say, regrowing human(ish) flesh and bone was not the same as developing a ghostly tail. It wasn’t even in the same realm of same. Literally. Humans do not heal like he does. Not even close. And him revealing he doesn’t heal like a fucking human is absolutely going to make them question if he even is human anymore. If he’s been too changed by his Core and contamination to qualify as human. And his parents deciding the answer was ‘no. Not human’ was nightmare fuel that he simply did not want to face. That, his hybrid status, was getting pried from his cold dead hands, when it came to his folks. And besides, even if he did tell her, then she’d be worried about his weird-ass healing and humanness. Which she would probably be more bothered by than him technically being ‘disabled’. So that’s solved. Kinda. Not really. Something tells him that having legs -real ones- while human was going to be an uncommon thing; too risky to have them often. He has a distinct feeling that is making ClockWork smirk meanly at him.
(ClockWork was, in fact, watching the near future with a smirk; and drumming their fingers over their staff almost in eager anticipation)
Now the other dilemma Danny’s having is this whole ‘do you want us to treat you the same/help you/modify things for you’ question. He means, the answers were obvious to him: yes/no/no. But his mom was obviously having at least a little bit of a hard time with treating him like nothings changed. Obviously she wanted to help him. And that made sense. She was his mom, any mom would want to help their disabled kid. That meant he needed to give her a reason, make her feel good and better about him not wanting that. She needed to feel like she was helping him by not helping him. Huh, talk about an oxymoron. And funnier, doing that would make him feel helpful and his Obsession at least a little content. But the question was, how to go about doing that? Tilting his head -and knowing damn well his mom is just letting him sort through his head- he could just be honest? in a different way. He disliked being babied, them helping him when he didn’t goddamn need it, because of his ghostly pride. Because of that ghostly part of his mind. His ghostly brain. Which his mom had asked about. Had asked how his mind was different, was more ghostly. He could just... tell her? That’s pretty well what she wanted right? and it would keep her from being all weird about this. Maybe anyway. Hopefully. But also how to explain that? He wasn’t kidding that he really seriously didn’t know just how different his mind was. Where did his human pride end and his ghost pride begin? He had never liked being babied, but he definitely hated it much more since the accident. But he’s pretty sure full human Danny wouldn’t mind his folks doing things for him or putting stuff in easier reach. Heck! full human Danny would probably want nothing to do with robo-legs; especially robo-legs made by his explosion prone parents. Full human Danny would probably be fine being pushed around in a wheelchair. Halfa Danny definitely wasn’t.
Swallowing, alright brain, time to be on the ghostly side. Huh, for once he was actively wanting to be ghostly around his family, “okay uh, I think that -me being bothered with being babied so much- is a ghost brain thing. And um, you guys trying to help me unnecessarily -as in I could honestly do it myself just fine- is babying to me. Wounds my pride I guess”, shrugging. It didn’t help that he was a powerful ghost. He was a proud bastard alright? Ghostly proud for sure. Nowhere near as bad as Vlad though. That guy was, like, sixty percent pride or something.
Maddie nods, making a point to not look too curious, she can tell a bit that Danny’s more certain about this than he’s letting on. So he was clearly not comfortable yet talking about how his... Core and ectoplasm affected his mind. Meaning this was probably him testing the waters a bit, him taking a bit of a leap of faith. She could understand that, it made sense, him hide anything about himself he thought was ghostly was what he was used to. He had ghost hunters for parents after all. So she needed to not be bothered by this, just like the tail and Core. But also just like with those, she was bothered, she just had to work on that and not let it show; because upsetting him, making him feel like he still had to hide parts of himself, would bother her much more. Though to get any confirmation that his mind has changed, who he is, his personality; was harder to swallow than his physical body being a bit different. And here, he probably had a point. She thought he had been more self-sufficient, more caring about his looks, and more capable as a teen. She had chalked that up to growing up, but maybe that was his ghostly influence showing. Tilting her own head, “well ghosts are prideful things. So I guess you being more proud, in a ghostly way, would make sense. Do you... have different kinds of pride? Like, human pride and ghostly pride?”. Not ‘ghost pride’ because he’s not a ghost; no matter how close to one he’s become.
Danny rolls onto his back and stares at his ceiling a little, “I think my ghost pride trumped my human one. I’m not sure I have human pride?”, tilting his head, “or maybe my ghost stuff just abducted my human pride and modified it?”. Did he actually know the answer here? No. And it’s not like he’s gonna ask Spectra how his mind worked. How human it was. That would be asking for punishment. Would really confuse her though. Maybe. She was one ghost he didn’t really understand.
Maddie nods and ruffles his hair, “your ecto-circulatory system and Core? That would make sense”, looking up at the ceiling too, “ghosts are impressions of the living, so your ghostly set up cannibalising your human pride and leaving you with the ecto-impression of it seems plausible. Seems logical pride would be something your ectoplasm would latch on to or overpower”, she bites back adding that ghosts were obviously proud since they seemed to think they were better or above the living when they were only the leftovers of the living. Effectively scraps. But that thought makes her squint a little, there wasn’t anything for Danny’s Core to be a ‘scrap’ of... The tail was obvious, but the Core? They had thought those were likely built of leftover emotional imprints or maybe the heart? That clearly couldn’t be right since Danny still had a heart -Dan had pretty well confirmed his heart being there- and, even with his aloofness, she’s still positive he was definitely all there emotionally. So the Core was an addition, not a leftover. Meaning that maybe... they were at least partly wrong. On their basic understanding/finding, of all things. Maybe the majority of a ghost was leftovers, but some were new?
Danny interrupts her thoughts, “‘ecto-circulatory system’? Is that just, like, what you’re calling my, uh, ectoplasm? And I think it’s more likely that ghost pride, or whatever, is stronger and more focused on, or something, and so the human pride is kinda redundant? Would be wasteful to have two, I think”, chuckling, “I guess ‘cannibalising’ is one way to put it. More like taking the old and upgrading it”, then very stupidly adding, “less ‘impression’, more ‘freed from unneeded baggage”, and instantly cringing because calling living, breathing, eating, organs, etcetera, ‘baggage' was probably simultaneously worrying and offensive. Maybe she wouldn’t take it that way? Even if it was... kinda true. Why have organs and bones when you can just be energy? Why be reliant on oxygen and food when you could just... not? But at the same time, why need to absorb ectoplasm, just one thing, instead of diversifying your needs? No ectoplasm equals some pretty fucked and probably fading ghosts. No cheese or beef just equals ‘eat something else you moron’. Still though...
Maddie gives her son a slightly concerned look, did he have that ‘ghosts are better than the living’ mindset? That could.... could explain his tolerance and even seeming fondness of ghosts. But he also clearly didn’t ascribe to humans being lesser; than ghosts or him. Like how some people just found cats better than dogs, better pets than dogs; but didn’t view dogs as some lesser beings. Was this part of his ghostly influences or just the way he would view things regardless? She should ask instead of assuming, assuming has gotten her in a bad way a lot it seems. And she told herself she’d do less of that. But first, his question. His curiosities were more important than hers, especially if he might be genuinely worried about anything, “your ecto-circulatory system is just what your dad rather dubbed your Core and ectoplasm. How it works and flows together. Like blood and a heart”, shifting a bit and biting her lip, “I guess having two kinds of pride would be unnecessary. But... do you? think ghosts are better than humans? Above?”, looking at his face and making a point to come off as gentle, “swapping ‘impression’ for ‘losing baggage’ sounds less like they are our leftovers and more like we’re garbage holding back our ghosts”. When it came to power she could understand, humans simply couldn’t match ghosts when it came to raw power. But they lost so much. Or that’s what research said, what she had thought for so long. But even if they were wrong about ghosts being emotionless and unable to feel pain. And, according to Danny, about being able to reproduce. Ghosts still lost organs. A truly physical existence. They were still bound to Obsession, even if Dan’s idea of them loving their Obsessions had merit. They still existed almost endlessly. They still were trapped in a form, ‘mind’, habit, personality, that could barely change at all. That was horrible. A loss. Not freedom or shedding off baggage. And certainly not better. Maybe it was good and better for the ones that never knew life.
Danny pushes himself to sit up and chuckles awkwardly, he sure loves making his life harder huh? “uh, I wouldn’t say ‘garbage’”, he pointedly ignores her slightly relieved sigh, “better comparison would be prototype to finished product. Prototypes are smaller, weaker, less effective. But more manipulatable, easier to deal with, informative. Prototypes you can practically upgrade or modify like crazy. Finished things go obsolete”, tilting his head and looking a little far off, “‘when things reach their ultimately conclusion, their final stage, they can go no more. But the universe is a thing of endless mores. There will always be a higher goal. A harder day. A stronger fight. A more expensive cost. To stagnate is to someday die out. To cease to exist when the universe requires beyond the final evolutions limits. But life is a thing of endless evolution. Of constant change. Always taking more and more and more. Never to rest’”, nodding his head with a smile, “‘and that, young one, is why I love life’”, chuckling and looking back to his slightly startled looking mom, “I might have made a stupidly wise friend”, shrugging, “sure they also then went on about why they love death. But you get the point I think”.
Maddie blinks, alright so maybe him being more grown-up had something to do with making -what sounds to be- a very smart friend. Likely an adult. Choosing to make light of this because that was a bit heavy and her boy clearly thought highly of this friend; he remembered them word for word!, “and here I thought I’ve met all your friends”, patting his head and getting lightly scowled at in return, “though I would like to know what they think of ghosts”, sighing and looking back to the ceiling, “as for what you said, most people consider prototypes inferior. So that doesn’t really change my question”.
Danny nods a little, fair enough, “well... uh, I think ghosts are better yeah. Kinda. In ways”, shrugging, “the strength. The durability. The powers. The sorta immortality and Obsessions though, heh”, he may love helping and protecting people, and enjoy satisfying that pesky Obsession of his; but it was still annoying pushy bastard. Shaking his head, “and my friend? They’re kinda a loner”, was a bit weird calling ClockWork simply ‘friend’ but he so doesn’t want to get into that. Chuckling, “‘death -in the way it is known for ghosts- is a finality in a way that finality is not. An end unending. Eternity, or at the very least the possibility of it, on a shiny silver plater. A steady star in space. Enhancing and overwhelming everything around it. Never bending for anything. It’s beauty and strength. Chaos and destruction. Pure and raw; leaving room for nothing else. And the universe is nothing without that’”, Danny nods and adds, “pretty sure they also said ‘think of it like this: without death, life is worthless. Death is the core and essence of life. Without it life is just a bled dry husk. And that’s something I care nothing for’ on the same topic”.
Maddie can’t help blinking again, this whoever seemed like they genuinely didn’t prefer one over the other. Reminded her a little of Dan actually. She’s not sure she agrees with the idea that the living are worthless without ghosts. Or maybe Jack’s wild on-the-spot idea of needed ghosts had some serious merit. As in, world would end without them, kind of merit. Then squinting, thinking on the weird emphasis Danny put on ‘Obsessions’; it couldn’t- could he possibly? “Sweetie-”. Only to get cut off by Jack barging in, holding up the CyberSteps.
“I got tired of waiting! So I figured I’d just bring them up! Plus! It might be more convenient to test here! Since if there’s some kind of reaction then Danny can just hop right into bed!”. Maddie tilts her head and nods slightly; he had a point.
Danny looks around his room and rubs his neck, thinking of all the shit he hid fucking everywhere in here, “uh, I’d rather not have anything that, y’ know, might explode or anything, in my room while doing things that would make it maybe explode or something”. His dad actually blushes at that and deflates a little. So Danny adds on, “still cool with testing though dad. Just not here”; earning a wide smile in return.
Maddie nods and sighs slightly, standing up with a smile; storing away her question and worry for later, “might as well do that now then”, smiling almost meanly at Jack, “since someone’s over eager”. Jack just chuckles and grins.
Danny flicks around his tail, feeling how easy it would be to simply have legs yet how not draining the tail still was. Super odd but fuck it, odd is him or whatever. Floating up off his bed and flying his face right up to the legs, more than a little curious what they've changed to account for his Core in a way that actually works in any way. Looking inside the legs, “so, think you’ve fixed the signals miscommunication issue?”, deciding not to add ‘without messing anything else up’.
Jack beams and nods, father and son chatting a little as they head out and down the stairs. Maddie watching from behind and smiling to herself, glad he didn’t seem to be closing himself off or act uncomfortable after their ghost-related talk; like he often did. Probably had something to do with her effectively reintegrating that they were willing and okay to hear him out on his opinions and ghost tolerance. Or maybe from them knowing about his ghostly influence and accepting that as simply part of him. Refocusing and watching his tail flick and swish around; which only makes her smile grow a little. He truly had gotten pretty good with it; not a wobble or falter in sight. He might even be able to give some ghost a run for their money, once he was healed up of course, which Jack would absolutely cheer and brag over.
Danny turns his head towards his mom just as they get into the kitchen -the currently designated blast zone, since doing it in the lab around sensitive anti-ghost stuff really was stupid- tilting his head at her giggling to herself, “what?”, and blushing when she glances to his tail; him coiling It around a little, making her smile crinkle her eyes a little. Guess his folks were finally -thank the Ancients- genuinely getting use to the tail. Turning back to his dad, who sets down the legs and gestures at them a bit ridiculously. Making Danny laugh and shake his head with a smile, “yeah yeah, alright”.
Grabbing the waist and slipping his tail in, instantly wondering what would happen if he went all leggy while wearing the legs. Legs on top of legs. Legs inside of legs. Fucking legception. That’s for another day though, even if he grins like an idiot over the thought. Moving for the thumbprint scanner and pausing, huh, they moved the timer. Nice, way less awkward. Shrugging and attaching the neuroreceptors, “where'd the timer go? Not that I’m complaining”. Considering that thing controlled the drain, he’d rather be able to see it without pulling some inhuman body horror shit.
Maddie walks up and taps on the neuroreceptors between his shoulder blades, “it’s on your back, we think shortening the distance between your brain and Core, and the timer conductor might just do the trick. With a couple other changes of course”, shrugging a little, “even if that increases the distance between it and your tail -the most accessible of your ectoplasm- as well as the main body of the CyberSteps”.
Jack adds in with a laugh, “and just like before! It’s completely protected from bumps and it can be locked so no one can go fiddling with it on you!”, and slaps Dannys back over the strip, then blushing and realising that was probably dumb to do.
Danny tries (and fails) to look over his shoulder at it while his dad turns it to actually start up, “uh, won’t it be kinda hard for me to adjust it there”.
Both parents blink like this hadn’t occurred to them. “Oh”. While Danny glances to his chest and tries to focus on what he’s feeling. Again, the draining is near nothing, which is good though foreboding.
Maddie shakes her head, “well we could add a small chest bar so it could be on your chest”, nodding and thinking to herself a little, “would fall right over his Core then”.
Danny raises an eyebrow before grumbling, “who am I? Tony Stark?”, snorting to himself, “well I am a literal metal ass. Rockin’ robotics”. Then deciding why not try walking, didn’t seem like anything was going horribly awfully wrong.
Lewis had walked in just during Danny’s little dig toward Ironman and had promptly muttered to himself, “considering the super-suit leading a merry band of heroes. Yes. Yes you are”, which he’s pretty sure Danny missed. As he watches the kid go to lift his ‘leg’ -what happened to him regrowing his legs???- only for said leg to practically high kick the air aggressively, sweep Danny clean off his other foot, and flip him onto his back; hard. Eliciting a little ‘oof’ from Danny and making Lewis sigh. What is it with walking in on the hero/vigilante type getting hurt? Especially Danny. Was like the boy felt a moral and physical obligation to get injured at the sight of a doctor. Which actually... does seem like something Danny would get a kick out of.
Maddie and Jack quickly move to help him sit up. Lewis puts his last bag on the floor and walks over. Danny rubs his head and mumbles in ghost, “o̸҉w̧͘͏,̕͡ ͞I’͝v̕ę ̴͝w͘h̵̨a͝c̴͠k̕ed̴͠ m̷̕y ̢͠͡hea̵d ͏͠͠a͝ ̢͢͝sh̷͘i̛t ̵̕t͘o͟n͡ ̨a͝n͞d̸͝ ͞s̶͏͢om͡e͜͡ho͠w ͠t҉̵h͜a̡͜t̡ was͘ ͜͞͝w͜ay҉ ̛mo̕͠r̴͠e͏̸ ͏̡p̡̨ai̴͘nf͟ưl̡͝͡”, and shakes his head. Making his folks blink in surprise and squint at him slightly, many times they’ve thought they heard him muttering in a strange language; never heard it so clearly before though.
Jack chuckles and gives a lopsided awkward smile, “I guess you knowing ghost speak makes sense, son”. Catching Danny off guard, “e͘͜͞h̴̵҉¿”. Realising his fuck up, he goes to stand up only for the legs to overreact again and basically toss him -back first, because of course it does- into the table.
Lewis stands up and shakes his head, hands on his hips, “well I’m glad you’re up and walking, but maybe you should turn that down a little. Before you put a foot through the ceiling or hurt yourself further”. Danny just stands there rubbing his neck awkwardly before glancing cautiously at the legs. Though really? Lewis is damn impressed these things are actually working at all. And that Danny’s braces don’t look destroyed, but that’s another matter.
Jack chuckles, checks over the timer/conductor, and scratches his head, “they’re still on the lowest setting actually”. Maddie sighs, shakes her head, and repositions the table back where it belongs.
Her sitting down and eyeballing the CyberSteps, “I’m really not sure what else we can try. Any lower and it’s not gonna pick up and convert the signals successfully”.
Jack snatches up the little tray of peanut fudge brittle Maddie made earlier and puts it on the table. One’s missing, so he’s guessing Jazz took one before she turned in for the night. Least Dan joins them at the table. Danny looks to attempt to but winds up on the floor again. At least he lands on his butt though! Or the CyberSteps butt really. Oh whatever, all’s the same.
Danny just sits there, ‘legs’ sticking out straight, and vainly attempts to reach over his shoulder to flick the dial. His own normal flexibility surprising him a little at actually being able to reach the thing and turn it. But in typical fashion he turns it the wrong way, taking more from him and watching the legs start smoking concerningly; promptly turning the dial the other way. Everyone watching the smoke while Danny chuckles slightly, “heh”.
Danny decides ‘fuck it, pretty sure these are already busted’ and changes his tail to legs. Promptly reminding himself of the fact that the hooks for his tail are actual hooks via him being actively stabbed. Alright, he really should have seen that coming. Changing back to his tail to hopefully not leak blood everywhere and ecto-burning away any blood that might (definitely) have gotten on the hooks. Using said hooks to use his tail to stand up and get out of the (still smoking)CyberSteps.
Lewis watches him float to sit and grab up some of the brittle, pretty sure there’s some specks of blood on the ‘bandaging’. Which come on really? How does something made entirely of ectoplasm bleed human blood? How? Danny’s body made so little sense. Eddie's made more sense. And Vee was a liquid.
Maddie pats Danny's shoulder, “you alright sweetie?”. Danny of course giving a solid ‘yep’. Which Lewis is calling bullshit on, “I’ll be the judge of that”, earning an eye roll.
Jack nods and rubs his neck, “guess you’d like to check him over right off the bat huh?”, then perking up a bit, “then me and Mads can take the CyberSteps down! Give them a little check over of their own!”.
Making Danny snort, “really splitting the work there. A bio mechanic and tech mechanic. Real two for one. How suiting. Built for me”. Lewis just shoos the pair towards the lab door, Jack scooping up the ‘legs’ and bounding over; Maddie right behind after ruffling Danny’s hair.
Danny mumbles at the table as the lab door closes, “what is with ruffling my hair today?”. Then scowling at Lewis for attempting to ruffle his hair with a small smirk, Danny going intangible to block him.
Lewis rounds on Danny, pointing at his tail, “now, why is that bloody? How’s your back and arm? Can you get concussions? And I thought you said you had legs again?”.
“Twenty-one questions much? Everything’s fine, doc. I discovered the CyberSteps qualify as an iron maiden for legs. If I can get concussions I never have I think. And I’m not legless, I’m leg optional”, changing to legs and crossing them for emphasis and to effectively show off his (still intact)fashion disaster. Feeling slightly cold chair against his bare legs, and possibly the bottoms of his ass cheeks; which he’s studiously ignoring, because Ancients damnit how do girls wear this shit and not feel awkward as Hell.
Lewis blinks, “I’m pretty sure this qualifies as a crime for me to see”, well, no wonder he asked for pants. No guy should be in anything like this against his will; least Danny was rolling with it.
“Fuck the law. Also, I might have encouraged Vee to eat a cop... and a priest”.
Lewis shakes his head and gets up, “again, you’re a bad influence”. Watching Danny as he gets up and walks around his chair, going to head up the stairs. Whelp, guess he can walk. And has the most insane healing factor imaginable. Eddie technically didn’t have any special healing, Vee can just put Eddie back together. Like a jigsaw puzzle that can regrow any lost pieces to boot.
Lewis shakes his head as he closes Danny’s bedroom door, “I am once again in awe of your body”, Danny gives him a really weird look at that and awkwardly slaps his ass. Lewis scowls at him, “no. Eddie can do that, not you”, gesturing for the boy to sit down so he can make sure everything’s as it should be for a healthy person.
Danny raises an eyebrow, giving his arm over, “Eddie slaps his ass at you?”, muttering to the side, “I think Tuck is winning a bet”.
Lewis studiously ignores that, he had more than a few people question if his friendship with Eddie was really ‘just friends’. Sure, he and Anne had talked about that, opening things up. But they were pretty agreed on that being a bad idea. At least currently anyway. Pulling at bandaging, “back to tail, I somehow think that’ll be easier to wrap and less wasteful”, both of them shaking their heads at the flesh-coloured tail. Lewis quirks an eyebrow at his waist coming to a clean smooth flat end before transitioning to the tail. Eh, least he was healed and wrap-able; positives Lewis, positives.
Checking over the braces quickly, only having to change out a cracked back brace surprisingly. And very closely checking Danny’s job of reattaching his arm, the kid was seriously too good at stitching; and bone alignment apparently. Leaning back and nodding at his own work, pointless as it technically was, “guess I don’t have to gas you now”.
Danny grimaces, he’s not going to underestimate Lewis’s seriousness about healing again, “you were seriously going to do that, huh?”. Lewis just smirks at him as Danny floats up off the bed.
Lewis speaks up before Danny turns his doorknob, “speaking of Eddie, what is up with everyone thinking you’re old?”. Danny’s grin is downright malicious, “what? Did you not believe me when I pointed out time travel is a dear friend of mine”, finger-gunning at the doc, “I do have basically the god of time in my corner after all. And a time slash dimension-hopping map”.
Lewis nods acceptingly, “I’m surprised time jumping is even legal. Though ClockWork seems like the type that might not care”.
Danny chuckles, “law means nothing to them. Time loves crime. We’re like twins”, and grins meanly before opening the door and going to head back to the kitchen; Lewis following. Maybe see what ideas his folks have now, inspire them a little; they seemed kinda stuck. Which at this point was fair. For every thing that worked, something else didn’t.
The two enter to the two parents glaring at the table and off-handledly munching on brittle. Danny blinks, looks to Lewis, shrugs, and turns back to his folks. Floating over to the table, “drawing blanks?”. Jack nods and hums; taking another bite. Danny moving to sit, cooking his tail around the seat.
Maddie looks at Danny and squints, “it’s like the timer conductor simply can’t work in proper alignment with itself and you”.
Lewis tilts his head, “well couldn’t you just separate the timer function and conductor function? Sacrifice a little space-saving in the name of functionality?”. This thing working at all is a miracle alone. It also being stylish, and realistic, and compact, and durable, and practically self-sufficient; seems straight-up impossible. “Like a friend likes to say ‘ain’t nothing wrong with the cheap n’ easy option’”, shrugging, “sure, he’s usually talking about food and booze, but I think the mindset applies”.
Jack shakes his head absently, mumbling into his food, “only the best for Danny-boy”. Maddie pats his arm comfortingly. Lewis points at him, “working at all might be the best though”. Jack just grumbles incoherently at that.
Danny shrugs awkwardly, “I’m fine either way. An extra dial is nothing really”. He is not going to school or walking around town without legs, Ancients Damnit!
Maddie sighs and nods, “we’ll see, we’d rather not of course, but we’ll see.  I’m not entirely convinced that would work anyway. Might make it even worse. Since the two need to communicate so closely and heavily. Control how much is taken, how, and stored. Control how much is released and where to at a time”.
Jack nods, joining the conversation more in genuine, “I think the timer isn’t working really. It’s just not strong enough. The conductor can’t take little enough, even with storing excess, for the timer to handle; without taking too little to even activate the conductor properly”.
Maddie nods and gives Danny a soft look, “your ecto’s just too strong. The conductor needs to be strong enough to keep up and handle you, but the timer doesn’t seem able to keep up with that. We’re pretty sure the timer’s maxed out”. Danny cringes and rubs his neck, looking around awkwardly. A more power-hungry ghost would be tickled green to hear that.
Jack nods, “feasibly, we could increase storage space but that would botch the design clear to the Zone. Definitely wouldn’t be able to match your physique. Noticeably so”, and glancing at him. Knowing full well Danny wouldn’t be happy with that.
Danny instantly grimacing, “yeah no. I’ll pass on that option”. Earning a round of nods.
Lewis leans back and taps his chin, “I’m assuming by ‘too strong’ you mean ecto-level right? And could you just... make a different kind of timer? Or a conductor that could compress his energy on top of storing it?”. Hey, sometimes an outside perspective helped.
Maddie raises an eyebrow at Dan, “oh? Danny explained ecto-levels, I take it?”, shaking her head, “this timer is our newest model. I’m not sure we can currently make something stronger. And everything we’ve got for compression right now are capture devices or would likely hurt anything that could actually feel pain”, and winces slightly from Danny’s sudden sharp glare; promptly getting a matching one from Dan. Right, she was supposed to be rethinking that. And she was, honest. It’s just, they had been so sure. Fiddling with her glove a little, “habit sweetie”. Danny rolls his eyes, like he always did when they would ignore or disregard his opinions; which made her cringe. She probably just took at least a small step back with him. Lewis just continues with the glare.
Jack nods, “we haven’t really had a chance to look into reviewing things, son”, chuckling slightly, “give us some wiggle room, would ya?”. Danny rolls his eyes again but this time he has a slight smile.
Danny shrugs, back brace scraping almost loudly against the back of the chair as he leans back, “well I definitely don’t want anything that hurts ghosts being used on me. And honestly? There was never any reason to think ghosts don’t feel pain”. Lewis just nods, this wasn’t really his fight here; he’ll interject if he thinks he needs to though.
Maddie gestures with her hands, “but they don’t have nervous systems, it doesn’t make any sense. There’s no brain to measure or process that stuff”.
Jack nods a furrows his brows, “same reason we didn’t believe they had emotions. Or the ability to love, or really care about anything other than their Obsession and chaos”. Even Lewis has to admit, he’s got no clue how something without a brain experiences things that require brainwaves and nerves to experience. Ghosts or symbiotes. Though he’s got a few ideas regarding Vee.
Danny blinks, in his opinion it was obvious ghost could feel; both emotions and pain. Literally just look at them and it was obvious. But yeah, he guesses from a purely slightly close-minded human-centric scientific eye it would seem illogical or impossible. And he’s never exactly questioned the ‘how’ of ghosts feeling anything. His ghostly self included. Maybe if he could find an answer to that then his folks might really truly genuinely change their tune on ghosts; instead of just pondering it. So how did he feel things a ghost? Okay stupid question, he felt through his ectoplasm of course. But how? Everything had a slight tingle in ghost form, he had figured he was just feeling his own ecto; but maybe that wasn’t the case. Kinda like how if you pressed your finger down on something and really focused or pressed you could feel your pulse. And Cores were often described -even by him- as like a brain and they effectively were ghost hearts. Maybe that was even more literal. His Core would pulse or vibrate harder if it was doing lots of work, but it would also vibrate pretty noticeably when he was happy; he got teased about ‘purring’ over that. And his Core did get colder and even felt harder when he was pissed off. Kinda wet when he was sad. Huh, he probably should have noticed the emotional connection a long ass time ago; though not really feeling his Core consciously was a good excuse for not, background noise after all. Emotions were effectively felt through the Core. And any pain he experienced did seem to be slightly worse around his chest. So It was probably processing, or whatever, that pain. Sure people didn’t feel head pain every time they stabbed their finger with a knife, but humans were less in-tune with their brains than ghosts were with their Cores. Humans can’t ‘feel’ their brains by just focusing after all. Same went for blood verses ectoplasm though. If anything, ghosts felt more than the living.
Danny blinks, staring down at the table before looking back to his folks; who are giving him curious looks. Well damn, ghosts felt everything with their Cores. He officially gets why they were all so damn protective of them; beyond just instinctively feeling protective. Part of why they were sacred. This also explained his parents' confusion too. They admitted to knowing near nothing about Cores, so they wouldn’t know everything Cores did.
Danny sits up straight and puts a hand over his chest brace, over where his Core was, “it’s the Core. How ghosts feel things. They feel it with their Core”, continuing at his parents eyebrows raising and basically matching Lewis’s curiosity; though he can tell his dad’s restraining himself, which Danny appreciates. “Er, not sure if it’s the same for me -doubt it- but It does react to emotion and general pain. Uh, sometimes before I mentally do”, shrugging awkwardly and trying to make the air feel less crushing, “Sam and Tuck like to poke fun at my, um, purring when I’m happy or really content. Heh”, and glancing around.
Lewis smirks meanly, Danny moving his glancing to him and scowling. It was just like whenever anyone -other than Eddie- called Vee’s little snake head thing ‘cute’; which it was cute. They do that cat bleb thing too, so it was their own fault they were cute. Both Venom and Danny being cat-like wasn’t a similarity he ever expected to find.
Jack kinda wants to ask, ask everything actually, but specifically if Danny could show it or let them feel it? his Core feeling things. But he has a feeling his boy wouldn’t appreciate basically show-ponying. And experiencing an emotion, even faked, at the drop of a hat was kinda hard. Plus! He believes his boy! So does he really need to ask? His wife speaks up before he does, which is so uncommon that Danny is probably weirded out by that. Maddie tilts her head a little, “‘before you mentally do’ so your... Core is actually more emotionally sensitive?”, and squints at the air.
Maddie’s not really sure what to do with that information. She could write it off as a side-effect of forming a Core while still having a brain, nervous system, etcetera. But... realistically it made more sense to think that his Core was very similar to practically the same as a regular Core; an ice Core type specifically. And trying to claim his Core could experience emotions and pain but a regular one couldn’t was a serious fundamental difference. Sure she had hoped his ghost would keep the ability to feel emotions when It fully formed, but for his ghost’s Core to already experience emotions and in a completely different way than humans did... It wouldn’t make any sense if the Core hadn’t come in with Its own emotional setup. Especially if It picked up on emotions first. And there was the whole complication of pain, because her job rather required ‘hurting’ ghosts; but ghosts ‘hurt’ each other so she’s not too bothered by that. But thinking on the ice Core thing, maybe she could jump off from that to try and place how maybe normal his was? Ugh, she seriously wishes they knew more about Cores. “Do you maybe feel things icily?”.
Danny gives her a slightly confused look, he's pretty sure that question wasn’t worded very well. “Like if my Core gets icy with emotions?”, he actually needs the clarification here. At her nod he continues, “uh, It’s always cold. But uh, more cold rock when I’m mad and ice water when sad? I’m not really sure how to put it”, rubbing his neck, “I know I drop room temperatures when I’m mad”, tilting his head, “Sam and Tuck say I literally suck the heat out of them if I’m sad or really bummed or whatever”, shrugging, “has to be, like, strong emotion for others to really notice. I think?”; he’s pretty sure people would say something if he chilled rooms every time he was mildly frustrated. Everyone would have to wear sweaters during tests.
Lewis blinks, maybe it was better his Core was all exhausted at the hospital. But hey, it was a step up from eating someones organs in response to annoyance. Or drinking yourself under the table and then the floor, having questionable gang bangs, and getting a tattoo of a horse eating pickles.
Maddie and Jack exchange a Look. Alright, so his Core absolutely could and did process emotions and in Its own way. They absolutely couldn’t deny that ghosts feeling -and thus caring, experience pain, having morals- was not only plausible but likely. And Danny was right, if ghosts had something they could feel with then there really wasn’t a reason to assume they couldn’t feel. Looking back and nodding at Danny. Jack sticking out his arms, “I guess ice Core ghosts are emotionally cold literally”. And grinning at making Danny snort and laugh.
Danny nods at his dad with an amused smile, putting his chin in a palm/hand brace, elbow on the table. Looking to his mom as she speaks up, “I guess Cores are a lot more than a vital energy source. And if this isn’t just a you thing, a modification of your Core due to being human still, then ghosts wouldn’t be emotionless. Wouldn’t be pure chaos and evil”, sighing and leaning back, “so I guess ghosts really can’t be purely evil. But I think we really need to actually encounter a so-called ‘good’ ghost, to see just what kind of good that is”.
Danny can’t resist a wide grin effectively splitting across his face. That grin becoming pinched and very forced, while his folks jump in their seats a little as a portal just opens up, in the middle of the kitchen.
Lewis’s eyebrows get lost in his hairline successfully and he’s wondering just how often do ghosts just pop up when Danny was involved in literally anything. He’s known Eddie for a year and he’s only dropped a criminal on him once, an alien once sorta twice but he never really had anything to do with Riot, and corpses (or on their way to being a corpse) once; Eddie was much better about giving ‘I’m eating out’ heads up now. Danny he’s known less than a month and there’s been what? Three ghosts dropped on him? The metal one, Skulker, twice. The biker, Johnny right? And that time he almost walked in on the ClockWork ghost, that didn’t quite count as an encounter though.
Lewis physically wheezes at the timing of this ghost as they stick their blue hood-covered head through the portal. While Danny feels the need to forcibly restrain himself from smacking ClockWork over the head, as they float fully through the portal in their child form.
Jack and Maddie blink, if they were a little less tired then they would have immediately whipped out pistols from their suits and held the spook at gunpoint; though holding back on firing until this strange ghost seemed hostile, if for anything to appease their (definitely overly ghost friendly)son and try out his ‘ghosts aren’t evil’ mindset.
Jack and Maddie’s sleep deprivation-induced hesitance gives the ghost the chance to smirk mischievously and speak, “you called?”.
Danny blinks and gapes like a fish, clacking his jaw shut to avoid yelling ‘what the fuck ClockWork?!?!?’ because seriously. What the fuck are they thinking? What are they doing? Has his guardian lost their damn mind? Has all their sense of reason and common sense utterly timed out? What’s their malfunction? Does their clock Core need Its batteries changed? The hands tightened? The clock face or case polished? The pendulum realigned? Danny tears his eyes off them and looks to his parents, opening his mouth back up, “uhhhhhhh”.
Lewis sighs into a hand, “and you are?”. Jack and Maddie glance at him quickly with looks of utter disbelief; was the man just utterly unflappable?
Danny just loses it at that, ‘cause take a fucking context clue mr. smart doctor man, “do you not see the clocks everywhere? Whom the fuck DO YOU THINK?!?”.
Lewis levels him with an unimpressed look, “I’m being nice”. This was probably ClockWork, but he wasn’t one for assumptions.
Jazz walks downstairs rubbing her eyes and yawning, “it’s five in the morning? Why are you-”, yawning, “-yelling? Why are you up?”. Then drops her hand, stops walking, and stares.
ClockWork grins, “hello Jasmine”.
“You... know my name?”.
Danny thumps his head on the table, “they know everything”, confirming who this was to her and Lewis really, while Danny bangs his head on the table repeatedly.
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Commission#4
For @vchanny-og
Prompt: Makoto teaches the girls to cook. To commission me please click here for information! To see what other people are offering up commissions please see here!
The recipe for peanut butter cookies is fool-proof, three-ingredients. Four, if you added chocolate chips. The first time that Makoto had made them, Usagi had eaten two dozen by herself, and when she’d found out how easy they were, she’d begged and whined and pouted until Makoto had agreed to teach her. 
“Mamo-chan would love these, don’t you think? Especially if we add chocolate! And peanut butter is healthy and has lots of protein so he wouldn’t even disapprove!”
Eggs. Crunchy peanut butter. Sugar. Chocolate chips. Parchment-lined baking sheet for 11 minutes at 170 degrees Celsius. 
Makoto lines up all the ingredients on the counter, helpfully preheats the oven to the correct temperature. She goes out to her balcony to check on her plants, and is halfway through dead-heading some leggy basil when the smell of smoke comes wafting through the open door. Thoroughly alarmed, she drops her clippings and runs in, yanks the oven open to find lumps of what look to be charcoal. Usagi’s wail could pass for a fire engine careening onto the scene complete with lights and sirens. 
“I don’t know what happened, Mako-chan! I didn’t do anything except what you asked, and now everything is ruined and there are NO COOKIES and you are probably going to be mad at me!”
With a long, windy sigh, Makoto checks the counter. Peanut butter, check. Sugar, check. Chocolate chips, check-- and if she’s not mistaken, Usagi dumped in about half a cup more than the recipe called for. A bowl of cracked open eggs, yolks almost mockingly bright orange, winked up at her. 
Makoto shakes her head, sends Usagi out to the bakery, and cuts up some peppers and tomatoes, retrieves her snipped basil. It seemed like she’d be having omelettes for dinner. 
**
“So we sear the steak at a high temperature in a cast-iron skillet to take advantage of the Maillard reaction for the sake of optimal flavour.” Ami scribbles some type of complex chemical molecule diagram on the margins of the recipe that she’d meticulously copied from Makoto’s cookbook, and does a few equations, and murmurs to herself. “I suppose that makes sense. The temperature of the cooking surface will exceed 140 degrees Celsius, which will cause the reactive carbonyl group of the sugar present in the molecule interact with the nucleophilic amino group of the amino acid.”
“Yeah. Something like that. And then you finish in a low and slow oven so you don’t overcook the meat. This is an expensive cut of steak-- you don’t want it to be cooked to death.”
Makoto did not care over-much about the complex chemical reactions and science behind the process-- it was enough, really, to know that as long as one controlled the temperature and time, and seasoned the pricey cut of beef simply but well (sea salt, coarse-ground pepper and a few sprigs of rosemary), one could have a fancy date night meal in the comfort of one’s own home. “Medium rare is the optimal doneness for steak, in my opinion. Use a food thermometer, cook it to 54 degrees Celsius, then rest for three minutes before slicing, and you’re good to go.”
“I understand the reasoning behind safe internal cooking temperatures,” Ami muses as she follows Makoto’s lead, carefully wiping down the cherry-red surface of her steak with a paper towel to dry it, then sprinkling on salt and pepper on both sides. “Obviously, you don’t want harmful disease-causing microorganisms to grow within your food product, and it either needs to be too hot or too cold for the bacteria and viruses and fungi to survive. But why are there exceptions to the rule? Your recipe says that a rare steak reaches the internal temperature of 51 degrees, a medium rare of 54, a medium of 58 and so on. Doesn’t that put the person who prefers to eat their steak rare at greater risk? How does a restaurant get around that liability? It’s not as though it can do a medical check of the customer to ensure that they have no history of immunological disorders or gastrointestinal problems. And what about nations which choose to ignore these limits altogether? We serve sushi and sashimi here in Japan, which is certainly not cooked to 62 or highter. The French have their Carpaccio and tartare. The Lebanese have their kibbee nayee, and so on.”
Makoto watches as Ami grinds exactly three shakes of pepper onto each side of her steak, then rolls her eyes. “How does your guy like his steak cooked? That’s all I need to know.”
Ami blushes almost as red as the meat she’s fiddling with. “Umm. Medium rare is fine. And he’s hardly ‘my’ guy. More of Mamoru’s, wouldn’t you say?”
“You’ve already split hairs over the science of cooking. I don’t think I have enough energy to argue over the exact nature of your relationship with the mouthy blond menace. Do you think you can put together a nice green salad to go with these steaks? That way we can get done quicker, and I can make myself scarce before he comes here.”
**
Makoto knows better than to attempt to teach Rei anything too outlandish in the kitchen. Rei is a traditionalist in every sense of the word, and probably would not be caught dead in some hipster gastro-pub serving deconstructed salad of micro-greens topped with lobster foam something-or-another no matter how many Michelin stars and James Beard awards the place might have won. Rei is also reasonably competent with her hands and not particularly accident-prone, so something like steamed gyoza seems right up her alley. Sure, making the filling and dough from scratch is an extra effort, but her friend had never been the type to settle for mediocre and ordinary.
Her first warning that things might not turn out quite so well is when Rei takes a full step back when she sets the food processor on the counter. “What is that?” 
Her tone could only have been snottier had the food processor been possibly coated in dung and mildew and maybe plastered with boy band stickers. “It’s a food processor. So we can easily chop up the chives, grind up the pork.”
“I have a perfectly serviceable set of knives here.” Rei turns up her aristocratic little nose and points to the knife-block, which, to be fair, holds a set of heirloom-quality blades. Trust the senshi of war to know her sharp objects, Makoto thinks drolly, but she acquiesces. “All right. You can mince the chives with that, I guess. But I’m using the food processor to grind the meat.”
They both get to work, and Rei glares at the machine as soon as it starts up as though the noise offended her on a personal level. She’s not bad-- indeed, her cuts are decent even by chef standards, but by the time Makoto has finished up her meat and mixed in soy sauce and ginger and garlic and a pinch of allspice and an egg, she’s only about a quarter of the way done with her chives. Slowly and stubbornly, she soldiers on as Makoto measures out flour and water and a pinch of salt. 
“What in the world is that?”
Now, the question is directed towards the stand mixer plugged into the wall outlet. Makoto doesn’t even dignify that with a response, and dumps in flour, salt and water, lets fly. Sure, she can knead the dough by hand if she wanted to. And stretch it, cut it, roll it out for the dumpling wrappers. And maybe, if he’s very, very lucky, Jun would have gyoza sometime within the next two years. She’s just about ready to start rolling the dough when Rei finally finishes cutting the chives by hand, and dumps them into the bowl of the ground meat mixture, scowling at the way the damp green mince clings to her fingertips. Makoto finishes mixing the filling, then shows Rei, quickly, how to pinch the edges of the dumpling shut. 
She waits until the knives are washed and put away and the pot is simmering before turning to her friend with a mischievous look, tongue firmly tucked in cheek. “Well. I’m sure Jun will appreciate your painstaking work on this meal, doing things the old-fashioned way by hand. He’ll know just how much you care from the sheer effort you went through.”
If looks could kill, Makoto would be buried six feet under complete with an ugly angel-shaped monument and an elaborate wreath of flowers on her grave. She manages to keep a straight face while she takes the dumplings out the pot, then excuses herself. She’s still laughing when she arrives at her own apartment a good half-hour later. 
**
Leave it to Minako, of course, to want to learn the most complicated, exotic dish of them all. 
“I think it would be perfect! He doesn’t eat pork or beef, and I love spicy food, and I know you’ll help me and it will turn out wonderfully!” 
Makoto eyes the recipe bookmarked on Minako’s phone-- very heavily starred on Pinterest, and apparently the handiwork of some world-renowned celebrity chef. “Indian lamb curry, though? That’s… quite ambitious of you, Minako.” Indeed, the list of ingredients is daunting in and of itself, even for a seasoned home cook, and Minako’s idea of gourmet home cooking generally involved cracking an egg over her boiling ramen noodles. 
“Oh don’t you worry. I’ve watched a TON of youtube videos. And cooking reality shows. That Gordon Ramsay is HILARIOUS. And it all goes into the slow cooker, so it hardly requires fancy techniques and knifework and the like. All I have to do is toss everything in there and push a button and spend the rest of my time making myself look gorgeous and sexy, right??”
Makoto eyes the recipe again. She’s pretty sure that Minako has never heard of the term ‘garam masala’ in her life. “Maybe you should at least let me taste it before you serve it. Just in case.”
Six hours later a mostly-decent-looking sample of the dish is placed in front of her. The curry is an appetizing orange-brown colour, and the kitchen smells invitingly of spices. Minako had even taken the time to toss some finely chopped parsley onto the meat for a pop of bright green. Makoto is pleasantly surprised, and gives Minako an approving smile which lasts all of three seconds-- the three seconds it takes to put a piece of the meat in her mouth. She gags, and spits it out. “Oh, GOD! What did you put in this?! It tastes like the Dead Sea… if the Dead Sea were on fire!”
Minako shoots her a wide-eyed look from those baby blues, thoroughly bewildered. “Welllllll… all these videos said to salt with every step of the cooking pricess. So I did. It was probably like close to half a cup of salt total, because I added some after every other ingredient. And then I didn’t have tomato paste so I substituted ketchup. Basically the same thing, you know? And I didn’t have the tablespoon of fresh ginger, so I used a tablespoon of ginger powder, and shelled pistachios look just like cardamom pods for like a tenth of the price, and I used Old Bay seasoning instead of Bay leaves… But the only thing I absolutely couldn’t figure out at all was this ‘garam masala’ stuff! So I left it out.”
Without a word, Makoto dumps the entire contents of the slow cooker into the trash, picks up her phone, and dials the local Indian restaurant, Within short order, two takeout containers are delivered-- an Indian lamb curry, and an accompanying container of cheese naan and rice. 
“Just… put it in your own plates,” Makoto tells the other girl, shaking her head between gulps of water. “The kitchen smells like you’ve been cooking all day. It’ll be our little secret and he will never, ever know.”
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scenes-in-between · 7 years
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First Person Shooter
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They’re at LAX waiting for their flight home when his phone rings.
“Mulder.”
“Mulder! It’s Langly. How soon can you get to L.A.?”
“Uhh…” He looks around the bustling airport terminal, half-wondering if the guys are here somewhere and this is some sort of joke. “Why do you ask?”
“Well, I shouldn’t get into it over the phone, but we could really use your help here, man.”
“Langly, you’re gonna have to give me more to go on than that. I can’t just drop everything and fly to L.A. just because you ask me to.”
Scully turns to look at him, eyebrows raised, and he has to curb a laugh.
“Dude, I signed an NDA--” There’s a rustling sound and a muffled, “I told you I should’ve been the one to call him!” before Frohike takes over the phone.
“Mulder! Buddy! How’s it going?”
Mulder shakes his head, smiling, and turns the phone away from his ear so Scully can hear too. She leans in. “Going fine, Frohike. What’s going on with you guys?”
“Listen, we’ve got a bit of a situation here. Some, uh, associates of ours could really use someone with your expertise to help deal with a… well, it’s a little problem. And for reasons of confidentiality, I’m not at liberty to discuss it over the phone. But you trust me, right?”
He looks over at Scully, who rolls her eyes. “I dunno. Do you have any idea how many times we’ve been back and forth to California so far this year? That’s an awfully long way to go just to do you guys a favor when you won’t even tell me what I’m coming out there for.”
“Aw, c’mon, man! I wouldn’t be asking if it weren’t important!”
He laughs. “Relax, Melvin. I’m just messing with you. Actually, you boys are in luck. Scully and I are sitting at LAX right now as a matter of fact, waiting to go back home. I can’t promise she’ll want to join me in whatever mess you guys have gotten yourselves into, but I can come try to help you out.”
“Oh, you son of a bitch…”
“Whoa, easy there, buddy. Better watch your mouth or I’ll get on this plane. Don’t think I won’t do it.”
Scully pulls away and sits back in her chair, shaking her head. She pulls out her notepad and pen, handing them to him before he has a chance to get his own, and he shoots her an appreciative grin. He writes down the address Frohike gives him, hangs up the phone, then turns to her.
“You wanna head home while I deal with the three stooges?”
“Want to? Oh, absolutely. After the night we just had, I would honestly like nothing more than a glass of wine and a hot bath.” She sighs. “But… something tells me that I’ll get all the way back to Washington, only to find out that you need me here to do an autopsy or something, and then I’ll be back on a plane to California tomorrow, kicking myself the whole way.”
“It’s okay to admit that you don’t want to miss out on spending some quality time with Frohike, Scully.” She glares at him, and he chuckles. “No, you’re probably right. Okay, why don’t you get our tickets changed, and I’ll go deal with getting us another rental car.”
“All right.” He stands and picks up his overnight bag, and as he turns to walk away, she calls after him. “And Mulder? You can be the one to call Skinner this time.”
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“I don’t know about you, Scully, but I am feeling the great need to blast the crap out of something.”
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She’s not going to let it get to her.
He was an absolute pig in there just now, but they are both adults, and it’s not as if he isn’t allowed to look at other women. Especially leggy, buxom, barely-clothed, porn-star-looking women…
It’s also not as if Ms. Afterglow appeared to be at all offended by the attention. And Mulder certainly wasn’t the only one ogling. Every damned one of those sheriff’s deputies was acting like a boy with a stolen copy of Penthouse. She would almost be embarrassed for them if it weren’t so fucking irritating.
But she’s not letting it get to her.
What she is is tired. They were up all night last night, chasing some nightmare monster through the streets of Willow Park, and since their aborted flight home this afternoon, they have trekked halfway across Southern California, investigated a seemingly-impossible murder, and she’s performed both an autopsy and an interrogation. She’s running exclusively on coffee and a 90-minute nap in the car. Mulder, meanwhile, is apparently relying solely on testosterone to keep himself awake.
She sighs. They need to go back to FPS so they can ask Ivan why he body-scanned a stripper to create a computer game character that is now inexplicably killing people in real life. That is an actual question they need to ask. Because “invisible shapeshifting nightmare monster” wasn’t enough weirdness in the past 24 hours.
“Scully! Are you getting in the car or not?”
“Huh?” She blinks, realizing that she’s been standing with her hand on the door handle of their rental car for she’s not sure how long. “Sorry, I uh, I think I zoned out there for a sec.”
In the car, she covers a yawn with her hand, then buckles her seatbelt. Mulder drums on the steering wheel, waiting for the parade of squad cars behind them to move so he can back out of the parking space.
“I sure hope nothing important was going on in the streets of L.A. County while these officers were all so busy here,” she says dryly.
“Oh, I’m sure the female deputies were able to hold down the fort for a little while.” She turns to him, her mouth falling open in shock, and he has the gall to laugh. “I’m kidding, Scully. I get it, men are pigs, yada yada. What do you want me to say?”
“It’s just embarrassing, isn’t it? I mean, don’t you think it’s embarrassing to be so, so thoroughly poisoned by testosterone that you can’t even focus on your job?”
“In what way have I not been focused on my job?”
“I don’t mean you specifically, I just mean--”
“Scully, if the mere act of interviewing an attractive woman were enough to distract me from the task at hand, I never in a million years would have been able to survive working with you for so long.”
She scoffs. “Please don’t patronize me, Mulder.”
“I’m serious! You think I don’t find you attractive?”
“I think that I am indisputably not a 5’11” erotic dancer with antigravity breasts and a propensity for clothing that leaves almost nothing to the imagination. You don’t have to try and soothe my ego by suggesting I compare in any way to that. It’s frankly insulting, actually.”
He’s silent for a minute, then clears his throat. “I, uh, I guess this’d be a bad time to admit I’m now imagining you wearing that outfit and, uh…” He takes one hand off the wheel to gesture vaguely at his lap.
“Oh my God, Mulder.”
“I’m sorry! I mean I’m not sorry, but--”
“Just… never mind, okay?” She pinches the bridge of her nose. “Look, we’re both tired, and we’re coping with it in different ways, I get it. Let’s just try to focus on the case so we can get out of here and… forget any of this ever happened.”
“Wait, are you saying you’re upset that I got aroused thinking about you wearing a skimpy outfit? Because that seems a little unfair.”
“I’m not upset. And if I were, it wouldn’t be because of that. I know this may come as a shock to you, Mulder, but I do know a thing or two about human physiology--”
“Yeah, you’re a medical doctor. I think you might’ve mentioned it once or twice.”
She glares at him, for what feels like the millionth time today. “I’m saying that we still have no idea how these people are being killed, that nothing about this case makes any kind of sense whatsoever, and to top it all off, I’m surrounded by grown men who seem to devolve into panting dogs in the face of, of laser blasters and fantasy women.”
“Technically I don’t think laser blasters have faces--”
“Mulder, that’s not even what that phrase means.”
“I know, I’m kidding. Look, Scully, you said it yourself. We’re both exhausted, and maybe I have been acting a little immaturely. Is it really such a terrible thing, though? Having a little fun once in a while, even if it’s stupid fun?”
Sighing, she leans her head against the window. “No, I suppose it’s not.”
“And you know that there is no woman on Earth I would rather be with, right?”
She snorts. “You’re saying if Miss Jade Blue Afterglow were a legitimate option, you’d turn her down?”
“Do you really think so little of me that you don’t already know the answer to that question?”
“I’ll point out that you’re refusing to answer it, so…”
“Scully!”
“Look, this is stupid! Look at us.” She sits up straight again, turning a little in the seat to face him. “It doesn’t even matter. None of this matters. Let’s just… can we just drop it? Please?”
He slumps a little in his seat, and guilt temporarily overshadows her irritation. She is treating him unfairly; even if his behavior has been somewhat lacking in maturity, he’s done nothing to deserve her questioning his commitment to her. For that matter, he doesn’t owe her anything. It’s not as if they’re married, and they’ve never even so much as had a conversation about whether this thing between them is… well, she’s pretty sure he loves her as much as she loves him, and they’ve never needed to put a name to it. There’s no reason for her to start doubting him now. And the thing is, she doesn’t even doubt him, really.
Ugh, she’s just so damned tired.
“Damn it, I’m sorry, Mulder.” She reaches over and puts a hand on his leg. After a very, very long pause, he puts a hand over hers.
So much for not letting it get to her.
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His biceps are straining so hard, it feels like they’re going to rupture. This sword is going to give before the door does, and Scully’s got to be nearly out of ammo. Behind him, he hears another tank explode, and he grits his teeth in desperation.
He narrowly avoids hitting himself in the face with the sword hilt when the door flies open, the resistance completely and suddenly gone. Whirling, he drops the sword and grabs Scully around the waist, hauling her backward into the staging room as the projections in the game room glitch and flicker. The door crashes down again the moment they’re through, and he falls back on the floor, panting.
Scully is crouched over him in an instant. “Oh my God, Mulder, are you all right? Did you get hit?”
Instead of answering, he grabs the back of her head and pulls her down into a kiss. The adrenaline coursing through his system only amplifies the memory of seeing her charge through that door, armed to the teeth and dressed like some kind of futuristic warrior queen. It was quite possibly the biggest turn-on of his entire life, seeing her in that moment, and coupled now with the relief of having survived… He knows everyone is bound to come looking for them soon but god damn if he doesn’t want to have her right here and right now.
And if the way she’s kissing him back is any indication, he’s not the only one feeling inspired by their misadventure.
He twines his fingers through her hair, and she straight-up moans into his mouth. It’s a shame about the whole “video game that actually kills you in real life” thing because this would be one hell of a fantastic recurring date-type activity.
They could probably even write it off as “team-building” or something.
There’s shouting and banging on the door, and she springs away from him with a gasp. Above him, she looks dazed and rumpled, and he is incredibly grateful for the ridiculous codpiece thing he’s wearing.
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wtfalexx · 7 years
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tagging → hayden kennedy & alexander james
location →  los angeles, alex’s parent’s house
timeframe → saturday evening, july 8th
Alex: Mid-afternoon. The boy and Hayden were finally arriving at his childhood home. He had been quiet the entire ride as to the mini conversation he had with Hayden when his stepfather was bringing them home. He helped the girl out the car and went to the back to grab both their bags. "Hey." He let out before he was pulling Hayden by the hand back to him as his stepfather walked inside. "You okay? You gonna be okay?" He asked her as he his hand moved up and moved a piece of hair that flew out her ponytail. "I don't want you to feel nervous." Big talk from the guy who was entirely nervous right now.
Hayden: The flight had been long, thanks to both her flying jitters and the anticipation that she would not only be meeting but staying with Alex's family. It only made her stomach drop more when they had, somewhat unexpectedly, been picked up by Preston at the airport. One can only imagine her dismay as she tried to pull the cardigan closed to cover her legging and crop top plane attire. The ride back to the house was dead silent, except for the radio that was just loud enough to drown out her thoughts. Alex grabbed their bags from the car and then grabbed her, the touch settling her nerves slightly. "I'm okay." She assured him, though the nerves were clear on her face. "I think there would be something wrong with me if I wasn't nervous right now." She sighed, reaching out to adjust the backwards snapback on his head, anything to distract herself. "Your house is really..." she glanced over at the mansion. "big."
Alex: He let out a small chuckle as he nodded and one of his fingers were playing with the zip on his leather jacket. Wearing a leather jacket in the middle of summer was always a bad idea. Especially in the Californian heat. "You're not wrong, but I think you'll do fine." He tried to assure her. He was more worried about her well-being than her actually meeting his parents. "Hmm, not really. Come on." He nodded his head toward the big house and held out his hand for her. He never really thought his childhood home was big. Though, maybe it was just him because he lived there his entire life. "I'll show you what room you'll be sleeping in."
Hayden: "Well, there's no turning back now, is there?" She hummed out the very, very real truth of the situation. No matter how nervous she was, she was already across the country. Her eyebrow ticked up as he dismissed the size of the house, leaving the subject because it didn't really matter and taking his hand instead so he could lead her inside. The mention of her sleeping in a separate room than him shouldn't have surprised her, maybe it was house rules, but it did though she worked not to show it. They were just friends after all. She would've been silly to expect anything. "After you, sir." She teased lightly, dark eyes shining in the bright sunlight as she began to walk towards the house, squeezing his hand once.
Alex: "Nope." He let out making a pop noise with his mouth. Maybe she could sleep in the same room as him, but he didn't want to push anything. They were moving slowly. Despite her meeting his parents, he didn't want to make any fast movements in anything. He chuckled and squeezed her hand lightly back as he lead her into the house. A big foyer being the first thing they see as he was greeted by his puppies first, despite seeing him not even a few seconds ago. "Come on before anyone else sees us." He said as he pulled her upstairs and into the guest room. It was small, but it was cozy.
Hayden: She followed him inside, eyes going wide as she took in the even more beautiful interior of the home- and it was only the foyer. "Jesus, Alex." She whispered more to herself than to him, the hand not holding his reaching down to gently pet one of the dogs' heads. Clearly, they had settled right into the house. She hoped she could too but, somehow she doubted it. With a sly half-smile, she followed him upstairs to the guest room, thankful she hadn't had to meet any other members of the family just yet. She wasn't looking to rush the introductions. "It's cute." She hummed, dropping his hand to step into the room and look around, fingers idly running across the fluffy duvet covering the bed. "Really cute." Hayden turned to face him again, "Is your room close?" She wondered, crossing the room back to him to take her bag.
Alex: He didn't want to rush into hs mom meeting her just yet. He had told his mother about the girl he was bringing not even two days prior to flying out home. Though his mom was excited, he wasn't. He's never brought a girl home since Astrid. Then again, that still wasn't as real as this meeting was. His mother had to like Hayden. He watched the long legged girl walk around the room as a small smile stayed on his lips. "Yeah, it's actually across the hall." He said as he pointed to the closed door before handing her bag and he was dropping his for a good second. "Is it really that big?"
Hayden: "Oh, so maybe I can visit you sometime." She teased as her eyes followed his finger to the door that belonged to him, really not seeming to mind that they weren't staying in the same room. The more she thought about it, the sweeter it was that he wasn't assuming anything. Hayden took her bag, setting it down next to his before she was reaching out to fidget with the collar of his leather jacket. "Is what really that big?" her eyebrows wiggled suggestively, though she knew he was speaking about the house.
Alex: "I mean if you want, my love." He teased right back as he chuckled a little. Maybe it was good they were staying in different rooms considering just how sexual the two can actually get in the same bed with each other. His hands went to rest on the skin of her waist as her hands went to his jacket. The house was always freezing so it worked now to have the jacket on. "You know what I mean." He flashed her a charming smile as his arms went to wrap more around her, holding her body to him.
Hayden: Without much thought, Hayden was stepping into him so her hips could comfortable rest against his as her hands slipped over his shoulders to clasp together behind his neck. Thanks to the intense air conditioning in the home her skin was littered with goosebumps but, she knew the freezing air wasn't the only thing causing them. "The house is big," She nodded lightly, absentmindedly pressing a kiss to his cheek to calm both of their nerves. "but it's beautiful. From the two rooms, I've seen it's kind of what I pictured, actually."
Alex: His thumb rubbing lightly on the skin on her back as one hand played with the strands of hair that was hanging from her high ponytail. Her skin felt cold, but he didn't mind it at all. He actually liked it better. "Really now? Wait until you see the rest of it." He teased as his eyes closed a little when she pressed her lips to his face. "But we can save that for later." He was quick to say as he was moving her head a little to press a small kiss to her lips for now.
Hayden: "Can't wait." She mumbled, the smile clear in her voice. Truthfully, if they could just spend the entire week one on one she would have been satisfied but she knew the house wasn't unoccupied and it was only a matter of time before reality hit. So she decided to enjoy the quiet moment they had alone. Her fingers moved into the back of his hair as their lips met, a quiet sigh coming through her nose. "We can save it for later." she mused softly, teeth gently tugging at his bottom lip as she stepped impossibly closer to him.
Alex: He could have been perfectly fine having this big house to just themselves, but everyone was home for the summer and his mom was soon going to give birth to a screaming baby. But for not, he could enjoy the company of her before he was hearing everything wrong about his life or about her from anyone who didn't like it. He let out a soft hum against her lips as his tongue moved on her bottom lip slightly. He walked her two steps backwards to the bed as he slowly laid her on the bed. Five minutes passing and he was just enjoying the feeling of her body weight under him before he was hearing a soft. "Alexander." and he was jumping up from Hayden. "Mom! Hi."
Hayden: She didn't even think to protest as he laid her back to hover over her on the bed, the fluffy duvet even more comfortable than it looked as she sunk into it. Hayden was letting out the quietest moan in the back of her throat as her lips moved with his, tongue dipping against his and one knee bending up against his side. She was completely lost in the moment, his weight on top of her always a welcomed addition and always calming any nerves she had bubbling in her stomach, her hands had just slipped beneath the back of his jacket and shirt to press into his skin when his full name was filling the room. "Oh my god." She whispered under her breath, hopping off the bed as fast as she could and pulling the cardigan closed. The pink blush tinting her cheeks was visible from a mile away as she stayed quiet, eyes unable to meet the woman's standing in the doorway. To say she was embarrassed would have been an understatement.
Alex: The older woman had both her eyebrows raised as her hands were rested on her very pregnant stomach looking between her son and the girl who he just had under him. "This must be Hayden." She let out as one of her fingers pointed to the very skinny leggy girl. Alex let out an awkward chuckle as there was his own very hint of red to his cheeks. He was never really embarrassed to being caught with a girl but for some reason, he was this time. "Yes." He cleared his throat and nodded. "Mom. Hayden. Hayden. Mary." He pointed between them. "Honestly, I'm offended you didn't come see me when you first came in now." She let out, extending her hand to the other girl.
Hayden: This must be Hayden had the brunette wanting to sink into the floor and completely disappear. She was mortified, that was not how she had expected to meet his mother for the first time. With one arm still around her stomach to keep her cardigan close, her right hand reached out to take the woman's extended one. "It's nice to meet you, Mary." A sheepish smile on her lips as she finally made eye contact with her. Hayden knew she was pregnant but she looked just about ready to pop, which made sense for why they were there. "Alex was just giving me the tour-" Her cheeks immediately flushed because clearly he hadn't been doing that at all. "Your home is beautiful."
Alex: She shook her hand and she was well aware of the attire she had on due to hearing it from her husband a few minutes ago. The male hugged his arms to his body as he looked anywhere but the two girls. "You as well. I've heard a lot about you." She let out, completely throwing her son under a bus as he was shaking his head to not say anything more. His mother raised her eyebrows again at the younger girl's words. "Of his tongue?" She questioned, though she was never shocked of her sons doing. "Thank you. You should really see all of it, though."
Hayden: Out of the corner of her eye she noticed the way Alex was shaking his head back and forth but didn't realize why until his mother was informing her that she'd heard of her. "Have you?" A quiet smile formed on her lips, "I've heard a lot about you, too." Her eyes stayed away from Alex, both because she was embarrassed and because she was trying not to think about the fact that he'd spoken of her to his mother. Mary's next question had her eyes going wide and her silently wishing Alex would do anything to break the tension that was making her feel physically ill. If she wasn't nervous before, she definitely was now. "Oh- um, I would- I would love to see the rest of it." She managed to force out, clasping both hands in front of her to keep them from shaking and to keep her cardigan closed.
Alex: "I heard you were one of the sweet reasons he stayed in NYC this summer, I'm happy." At that Alex as choking on nothing but air as he leaned down and grabbed his bag. Mary let out a small chuckle, doing what she wanted to do. Embarrass her son in front of someone she knew he claimed to be just friends with her and with what she walked in on was nothing but that. "I'm teasing. You can do what you want, honey. Really and the outfit is fine. My husband is a prude." Alex was quick to step and look at Hayden. "Yeah, I'm gonna show you the house, just let me put this bag away." He said as he walked past his mom and walked into his room. "Dinner in ten, Alexander." Was the last thing his mom said as she walked off.
Hayden: Hayden's lips curled into her mouth, the new piece of information that Alex's mom outed taking her back and making her blush all over again. When the summer had started, Alex and Hayden were nowhere near where they were now- wherever they were- and yet he had still stayed partially for her? That alone made her heart squeeze in her chest. Though, the way he was now spluttering and choking on air had her letting out a quiet laugh, nose crinkling slightly. "I promise to change before dinner." She was quick to add regarding her outfit, hands staying firmly together in front of her. Her dark eyes shifted briefly to Alex, nodding at him as he spoke and then offering his mom a warm smile before they were both exiting the room. Ten minutes to dinner meant she had just enough time to put on something that everyone could appreciate. Six minutes later her bag was open on the bed, she was in a deep burgundy sundress and applying a coat of mascara to her lashes in the mirror hanging on the wall above the dresser. With her dark hair down and finger-combed, she looked much more like she had originally wanted to. "Deeps breaths, Hayden." She mumbled to herself.
Alex: Alex earned his way into his room and dropped the bag on his bed. He really didn't need to bring a bag of clothes considering he had massive amounts of clothes at the house he was at right now. He opened the bag and looked through it as he did bring along some things he knew he was going to need and a few music things he needed to do while he was there. He had to meet with his record label after all for a day. His head turned as he saw the door was still open and Hayden was now changing. She was putting on the dress and his head turned back to his bag, feeling like the moment was for him to stare even he liked looking at her. He only took off his jacket and changed his shirt to a normal one. Tanks and dinner never masked well for his stepfather considering the male's left arm was covered in tattoos. "You ready, baby?" He called out from his room.
Hayden: After one last look in the mirror, Hayden heard Alex calling out to her and she was quick to go to him making sure to shut the bedroom door she was occupying. "Are bare feet okay?" she wondered, eyes downcast to her bare legs and feet. The dress was a respectable length, of course, falling just a few inches above her knees. She wanted to at least make a good second impression. Finally, she was looking up at him, and his room, "You look nice." She hummed, noticing the way his tattoos seemed unusually covered. She wondered if that was a conscious decision but decided to leave that conversation for a later time. Her gaze drifted around his royal blue room, every bit the rich teenage vibe she had imagined. Though, the Frank Sinatra album hanging on his wall drew her in, followed closely by the small broken guitar sitting in the corner. Her teeth tugged on her bottom lip, the memory of what he had told her flooding back to her. Turning on her heel, she made her way over to him to rub her hands down his arms. "You okay?" She asked softly, not even bothering to poke fun yet about the idea of him staying in New York because of her.
Alex: The male let out a soft chuckle as he nodded. "Yes, bare feet is fine. It's not that fancy here now." He assured her as he set his bag down next to his closet before pushing it with his foot and shutting the door. His hands fidgeted with the sleeve of the shirt he was wearing as he heard her comment about his looks. He felt weird, covering up his tattoos. They were always something that made him always louder in the room and he liked that. His hands stayed on his back as he let her look around his room. It was something he should really make look nicer, but considering he wasn't moving back in after college he didn't bother. "Yeah, I'm fine. Are you?" He asked, raising his right scarred eyebrow.
Hayden: "I'm fine, too. I'd like the ground to swallow me up but other than that-" She winked to lighten the mood, squeezing his arms gently before she was stepping back and turning her gaze to the posters covering the walls again. "I like your room." Hayden offered, unable to help the way her eyes shifted to the broken guitar once more before turning back to him. "Should we head downstairs?"
Alex: He let out another laugh before both his hands were moving up to her face to press a small kiss to the corner of her lips. "Stop, you're gonna be just fine." He assured her as he looked around too. "It's a teenage boy's room. I'm not a teenage boy anymore." He noticed how her eyes kept shifting to the broken memory he didn't want to think about anymore, but he just shook it off and nodded. "Yes, before someone gets mad." He let out before he was taking her hand and leading her downstairs. Upon walking into the kitchen he was seeing a blonde from the back which would be his sister and a guy who was helping. "You must be Justin." Alex was quick to let out and walked quickly over to the teenage boy who jumped from being scared a little by the guy.
Hayden: "We don't want anyone getting mad." turning her head, she pressed a quick kiss to his lips as he took her hand and lead her downstairs. Naturally, the nerves came flooding back as they padded towards the full kitchen, the conversation audible even from the hallway. Thankfully, there was another new face in the house- at least to Alex. "Hello." Hayden offered as she walked closer to the other boy and the blonde. "I'm Hayden." She introduced herself to the girl who she assumed was Alex's sister. Her shy side was coming out in full but the pretty smile on her face worked to mask that, though she was sure Alex could probably tell.
Alex: His sister only smiled at the girl who introduced herself and shook her hand. She would say something more but she was worried about the older male and her boyfriend who were talking and Alex looked like he was really asking him questions as he was sitting down next to him. "Don't do that. You're gonna scare him." The sixteen-year-old let out as she threw a rag her brother and Alex was throwing it even harder back. "Children." Preston let out as he was sitting at the table next to Mary and the food was already on the table.
Hayden: Hayden simply smiled back, well aware that the girl's attention was elsewhere as Alex seemingly grilled her apparent boyfriend. She stifled a laugh as the two siblings bickered only to be cut off by Preston. She wasted no time taking her seat next to Alex, pulling her chair into the table and crossing her legs at the knee, just happy to be somewhere rather than standing awkwardly in the middle of the kitchen. The food looked and smelled delicious, Hayden made a point of catching Mary's eye across the table. "This looks great." She offered softly, still feeling a bit shy.
Alex: Alex rolled up his right sleeve a bit only to leave his left one down to reach for his fork with his right hand. His left hand reached out to take ahold of Hayden's hand quickly in a case to calm any nerves she had. "Thank you, but all the work for to the sixteen over there. She helped a lot with it tonight. A pregnant lady can only do so much." She let out with a small smile and Alex was picking at his food lightly and squeezing Hayden's hand softly.
Hayden: Out of the corner of her eyes, Hayden noticed how Alex only rolled up one sleeve instead of both. His tattoos were still successfully covered and now she was sure it was a purposeful decision. Her right hand easily slipped into his, fingers linking through to hold his hand with hers on her leg. She wondered if it was just for her nerves or his too, thanks to the man at the head of the table. With a quiet smile, she glanced at Natalie, "Sounds like you're a good sidekick." Her free hand picked up her fork, hoping her appetite would come soon.
Alex: "She's an annoying sidekick, honestly." Alex let out quick as he was trying to eat, but the flight just wore him out slightly. "Alexander stop picking at it and just eat." The man at the head of the table let out as he was drinking his own cup of water and the younger male was setting his fork down. "Am I five?" He was quick to let out, not really in the mood for any tellings. "Alexander." Alex only huffed and stuck some food in his mouth and shook his hair out his face. "Hayden, right?"
Hayden: Alex's dig at his sister had Hayden smiling to herself, his childish side very alive and well. She had just taken a bite of her food, chewing slowly to both savour each bite and also keep her mouth full for limited talking. Preston's admonishment towards Alex seemed unnecessary to her but so was Alex's retort and she was just focusing on keep her head down, thumb rubbing the back of his hand to ease some of the tension in his body. Though her dark eyes couldn't help but snap up as the grown man fumbled her name. Really? "Um," She swallowed quickly, "Yes?"
Alex: "What's your major? I want to know what your plans are after college." The older male let out and the younger male was shooting his head up slightly as he eyed his mom a little, a way to get someone to stop him from talking. He took a sip of the water he had in front of him and had to keep eating a little to keep his mouth shut.
Hayden: The man's question caught her off guard somewhat, causing Hayden to set her fork down and shift that hand into her lap too so both hands were clutching Alex's. She didn't even realize she was doing it, a subconscious way of steadying herself maybe. She knew Preston's views on Alex's career path and could only imagine the opinion he would have of hers. "I'm a photography major." She spoke softly but her tone was even, not showing the nerves at all, as she looked Preston directly. "I still have two more years until I graduate but, afterwards I'm kind of..." She trailed off for a moment, glancing at Alex before turning her attention back to the older man. "I think I'd like to travel a bit, expand my portfolio that way." Truthfully she didn't have a concrete plan and up until now she didn't really need to.
Alex: He noticed how both her hands were both now on his one left one as he leaned back in his chair, picking at his food again. His hand squeezed softly on hers to let her know he was still there as she said her major and the older male was raising his eyebrow a little. "Huh, shame. I was hoping you could talk that one into something that is a solid career other than the arts." He let out and Alex was dropping his fork on the plate, but not saying anything as he huffed softly into his cup of water.
Hayden: Her entire body felt tense, the man's words seemed so biting and though they were spoken to her they seemed to be a direct hit towards Alex. The fork hitting the plate made her jump, eyes flicking to him briefly as she squeezed his hand back as he huffed. "Why would I want to talk him into something other than what he loves?" She asked before she could even process what she was saying. The question was obviously forward and though her tone was only innocent, her chocolate eyes seemed to darken slightly.
Alex: Alex turned his head to look at her as did his sister's. Natalie thought it was funny as to where Alex was just sitting there and talking everything his stepfather would stab at him. The older male laughed a little, appreciating the slight fire back. "It's anything but a solid career. The arts are what.. hippies do. I don't care to see him as Steven Tyler or who to say the one-armed guy from that one band. It's not clean and it's honestly stupid. He should be in a major that can offer him more." He was using his hands to talk and Alex was now bouncing his leg a little as he looked anywhere but is stepfather, looking for an escape. "So is photography."
Hayden: She didn't want to argue, in fact that was the exact opposite of what she wanted, but she couldn't help but feel protective over Alex and herself. She was an art major, too. One hand moved off of Alex's to rest on his bouncing leg, stilling the movement without even looking at him. "With all due respect, you don't consider Steven Tyler or Rick Allen," she purposefully corrects the name of the one-armed man he was referring to. "successful with solid careers?" She kept her tone even as if she were discussing the weather but inside she was ready to pounce. "Personally, I can't imagine a better major for someone who has such raw talent and a passion for it. Besides," She let out nonchalantly, sitting back in her chair looking comfortable though she wasn't at all. "The arts open a lot of doors that other majors can't. For example, there's a very prestigious photography internship coming up the second semester in London. I can't remember the last time I heard of a business, pre-med, or pre-law student having that kind of opportunity."
Alex: Her hand moved to his leg and his leg stopped for the moments it was on there. Honestly the more she argued with Preston about it, the more he was getting turned on about it. Sure, he had things to say about it, but he was letting the girl do it all. But- it was when he heard of something she hadn't told him about at all. An internship in London. He stopped all movements and nodding. "I suddenly don't want to eat anymore. Can I be excused?" He asked, looking at his mother and she nodded. The young male stood up and took the cup with him, walking to the kitchen.
Hayden: It took her by surprise when Alex was excusing himself from the table, leaving her and her nerves to fend for herself as he left for the kitchen. Her brows furrowed slightly, dark gaze following his every move until he was out of sight. She hadn't even realized the information that she'd let slip, a secret that nobody was meant to know about until she had actually applied for the position. A few minutes of silence seemed to pass before she was pulling her chair out, too. "Excuse me." She offered, softly again, as she stood from her chair to walk out of the room. She'd be lying if she didn't admit that she was thankful to be away from Preston's line of questioning as well. "Hey." She tried, moving to stand next to him. "Everything alright?"
Alex: He didn't know why the piece of information had him jittery. They were just friends after all. She could do whatever she wanted to do in her college life. It shouldn't matter to him. They weren't even moving an inch into anything. He shook his head and just fed the rest of his food to his dogs before he was leaning back up and he heard footsteps to the kitchen, not looking as he washed his plate and set it down hearing her voice. Jumping slightly at it he shut his eyes and ran a hand through his hair. "I'm fine. Just tired and jet-lagged." He let out, rolling down his sleeve as he shrugged. "You okay?"
Hayden: The way he jumped took him by surprise though she figured she had just startled him, the hand in his hair was a lot more telling. The gesture was something she'd done multiple times to calm him down. But she couldn't blame him for being on edge after what had happened between her and Preston. She set her plate down on the counter before turning to face him completely. "Jet-lagged." She repeated, agreeing to that since it was only 8:12pm in California but 11:12pm in New York. Her body definitely wasn't used to that. "Do you want to go lay down?" She asked, not meaning together and completely ignoring his question about her well-being. Of course she wasn't okay, her nerves were shot and the feeling of not belonging here had only increased but that wasn't his burden to bear. Once again she was reaching out to gently rub his back, taking one innocent step closer to him. "Maybe you just need a good night's rest."
Alex: He was fine. Well, as fine as one person could be. He was slightly annoyed but not at Hayden. He was annoyed he just got home and it was already starting. The questions. The judging. He needed this trip to be a smooth one for the sake of him and Hayden. He took her plate that she sat down on the counter to clean it and put it up. It wasn't even late, but she was asking if he wanted to lay down. He shook his head and shrugged. "I'll be fine." He then turned his body to her so he could rest his cold fingertips on her chin. "I'm sorry."
Hayden: "You have nothing to be sorry for." She promised under her breath as his fingers met her chin. She let out a quiet sigh, wanting nothing more than for him to enjoy being at home with his family- Preston included. Hayden's own fingertips reached out to slide beneath the left sleeve of his dress shirt, running over the edge of where his tattoos began. "How can I make it better?" It was clear to her that he was feeling off about everything and she didn't know if she was partial to blame or not but that didn't matter, she wanted him to feel okay.
Alex: His hand moved up to rest on her cheek as his thumb moved softly on the skin as he looked at her. "It's one thing to bust up on my major. He shouldn't do it to you." He tried to assure her. He didn't want her to feel like she wouldn't belong in this. In whatever they were going to be in a couple weeks or even months from now. His mom seemed to like her and he knew his sister did so that was clear. He sighed a little as he felt her hand up his sleeve. Her touch calming him more than she actually knew in that moment. He softly chuckled and shrugged. "Kiss me?" Maybe it would help.
Hayden: Leaning her head into his touch she kept her eyes on him, a frown tugging at her lips. "It's fine, honestly. I should've kept my mouth shut." She reasoned, keeping her voice low. Things would've been easier if she hadn't been so defensive and she was well aware. She only wanted his family to approve of her, after all. And more importantly, she wanted this trip to be positive for him. Risking a glance over his shoulder to make sure nobody else was coming just yet, she wrapped her hand around his tattoo covered arm and closed the distance to press her lips to his.
Alex: He let out a soft chuckle as he shrugged lightly. "Honestly? It was kinda hot." He mused, flashing her that charming smile he knew she loved. He didn't want her to stress in making any impressions. He wanted her to be herself. Don't make it seem like she had to try hard for him. He liked her the way she was. His tongue ran over his bottom lip as she looked back and he was assuming she was making sure no one was walking in to see them. "You liking that arm a little bit too much." He was quick to let out before he was moving his lips against hers softly.
Hayden: "Shush." Her nose crinkled as he smiled that stupid smile that made her stomach flutter. It didn't use to, but now everything seemed different. Her grip on his arm only tightened at his words, enough to tell him that she did like it. she didn't think he should ever feel the need to hide it but could only imagine the reasons he did. She knew Preston would have something to say about it. Playfully, Hayden nipped gently at his bottom lip before she was pulling away enough to nudge her nose against his. "Should we go back in there?"
Alex: "Make me." He teased with a small laugh following. His hand stayed on her face as his thumb moved softly on the skin still. A small gesture he felt to let her know he was there if she needed anything on this trip. He honestly wanted to get this shirt off on account that he felt naked without showing his tattoos. His eyes closed as she pulled away a little and he was breathing in a little. "Honestly. I could stay here all night, but only if you want."
Hayden: She couldn't help the way she leaned into him, her whole body gravitating towards him by the simplest kiss. "I could too." She confessed, brushing her lips against his once more as her hand slid from his forearm down to his hand. "Let's go play nice." She suggests as she slowly pulled away to lead him by the hand back towards the dining room. She figured at least maybe tonight could end on a somewhat positive note.
Alex: He made a small face when she was leading him back to the dinning room. He could honestly just give her the house tour now and be done with her. Though he was sure his mom had stuff to say as he walked back into the room and was seeing the others. "Alexander. You two are just friends, right?" His mother let out as he looked at Hayden and then nodded. "Yes. Just friends." He let out, though his hand was still attached to hers. "Um, Hayden. You wanna see the house?"
Hayden: She was nervous again, though his hand attached to hers helped to keep her under control. Her gaze stayed away from Preston as she instinctively gripped Alex's hand a little bit tighter. "Just friends," Hayden repeated with a quiet smile, not really bothered by the label but also knowing it wasn't completely true. "I'd love to see the house." She enthused as her eyes turned to him and she nodded lightly.
Alex: His mother only lightly smiled as she nodded her head to the foyer for Alex to start showing the house. "Okay, so dining room and you just saw the kitchen." He said as he pulled her to the foyer. "Foyer." He said as he looked around and his dogs pattering with them along. "Living room. This is where pre-teen Alex spent many years trying to beat Crash Bandicoot." He joked and tried his best to hide the baby picture of him that sat on one of the tables.
Hayden: Hayden followed along as Alex pointed out a couple of rooms she'd already seen. Though, her dark eyes still couldn't believe how big or how beautiful the home was. "Crash Bandicoot, hm?" She teased as she scanned the room, eyes settling on the framed photos sitting on the table. "And what's this?" She hummed, letting go of his hand to pick up the baby photo of Alex- the quiet awww that left her lips was completely unintentional. He looked like a complete dork and to melted her heart.
Alex: "Shush it." He chuckled as he crossed his arms over his chest and looked around the room. She went to the one thing he didn't want her too and he only made a small face. "That's the devil." He let out as he took it from her slowly and set it down. "Wanna see upstairs? Last stop can be the bedroom." He teased as he pointed up the stairs.
Hayden: "A cute little devil." She teased, eyebrows wiggling as he took the photo from her. She liked it, seeing childhood photos of him. It was like she was catching a glimpse of a completely new side of him. "But I've already seen the bedroom." Hayden let out a quiet chuckle before she was taking his hand again and leading him, and the following dogs, back upstairs.
Alex: He flashed her yet another charming smile and laughed a little as he ran a hand through his hair. He winked at her as he walked up the stairs with her and they were both greeted with a bigger dog. "Jasmine." He laughed and kneeled down to pet the husky dog. "This is actually the family dogs. She's very old and very sweet." He looked at Hayden.
Hayden: She was taken by surprise when the larger dog appeared in front of them, she had grown used to the smaller pups at their feet. Hayden slowly sunk to her knees next to him before she was reaching out to let Jasmine sniff her hand. "You're not old, you're just wise aren't you baby?" She softly cooed as she moved her hand to pet the dog's head. "And you're beautiful." Her weakness for huskies showing by the smile on her face.
Alex: He set his hand down to let Hayden pet the dog as he set his hand on his smaller dog who was looking for attention from the two. A small smile stayed on his lips as he watched the girl's interaction with the big dog. "You're adorable." He teased as he placed a small kiss to her temple as he stood up. He was completely heart eyes looking at her. "You can have her in your room tonight if you want."
Hayden: "Just like dogs." She smiled up at him, taking a moment longer to pet Jasmine before she was standing up next to him. Without thinking she leaned over to press a gentle kiss to his cheek, "yeah? Jasmine, wanna have a slumber party?" She chuckled looking down at the dog whose tail was wagging back and forth. "I think that's a yes." Her elbow nudged alex before she was turning to face him. "Next stop?"
Alex: He crossed his arms to his body as he looked around the hallway. "Really, honestly. We have the study. Which is a room we don't go in. Parents room. Nat's room. I'll show you the pool tomorrow if you want." He let out as he pointed to everything.
time skip.
Alex: It was now almost three in the morning and Alex was just not finding the sleep he so desperately wanted. He was laying down with one dog by his head and one dog between his legs as he scrolled down his phone. The only light in his room was the light from the device. He huffed and watched a few videos on Instagram and viewed some stories on snapchat as he had slight music coming from his speakers from the phone. He wasn't sure what he had planned for a few hours, he could just hope it would be sleeping.
Hayden: After spending far too long in the shower, letting the expensive rainhead wash all the stress out of her muscles she had finally gotten ready for bed. In her light pink, so light it almost looked white, satin short and tank top sleep set that she never got to wear enough in New York, she had melted into the bed in the guest room. It was comfortable and Jasmine was curled up on the end to keep her company but she just couldn't sleep. Maybe she was homesick for the sound of New York traffic. After a while of laying in the dark wishing for sleep, she finally sat up. "Sorry, Jasmine." She mumbled, petting the dogs head before climbing out of bed. Hayden practically tiptoed into the hallway once she made sure that nobody else was around. For a moment she stood at Alex's door, the short nail on her right index finger between her teeth as she bit at it nervously. What if he was asleep? What if he wanted her to stay in the other room for a reason? Sucking in a breath, she finally knocked softly twice before opening the door just enough to stick her head through. Immediately the light illuminating Alex's face told her he was awake. "Hi." She whispered from the doorway, pushing the door open so she could stand in full view. "Can't sleep either?" Her weight shifted from foot to foot as one hand rested on the doorknob and the other hung loosely by her side, fingers fidgeting with her shorts.
Alex: Soon enough as the male was laying down in nothing but his pajama pants and a shirtless torso, Charlie had gotten up from his head hearing something from outside the door before it opened. As the door finally did open he turned the music down assuming it was his mother or his sister, but then he saw the long legged girl in the pink set of clothes. Furrowing his eyebrows a little as he looked at her and he lightly chuckled. "Nah, sleep won't come just yet." He said as he set his phone down on the nightstand next to his bed as he patted the open spot next to him. "Come here." He said lightly.
Hayden: Her teeth tugged on her bottom lip for a moment before she was quietly shutting the door behind her and padding over to the bed, crawling from the end up to the empty spot he'd tapped his hand on. "Not disturbing you am I?" She asked quietly, eyes wider than normal while they adjusted to the dark room. "I can go back to my room." And she would've had no problem doing that if he asked her, she wanted him to know he had an out at all times.
Alex: Both dogs moved to the end of the bed and laid there as soon as the male moved over a bit to make the spot more comfy for Hayden. "I'm fine, trust me." He lightly chuckled as he semi moved closer to her and turned his body to her. "No, I feel like we'd both sleep better if we were together, you know?" He let out softly as he looked at her in the dark room. "That outfit is cute, by the way." He teased a little as his left tatted arm went around her. He didn't want her going back to that room. He always wanted her in his room with him, but he assumed she wanted a room to herself.
Hayden: "I always sleep better with you." She mumbled out the confession as she slipped beneath the covers, the satin of her pajamas making a soft rustling sound as she got comfortable and his arm moved around her. It was true, even though there had only been a couple of times when they had spent the night in the same bed she always noticed how much more rested she felt the next morning. Hayden tucked her hands together under her head on the pillow as she gazed at him, inching just a little bit closer beneath his arm. She was half-aware of the two pups curling up at the end of the bed now. "Bet you never thought you'd see me in pink." She whispered, speaking of her favourite pajamas. There was an instant feeling of relaxation as she settled next to him, the warmth of him and his scent helping to calm her down.
Alex: "That so?" He let out softly as he moved a piece of hair out her face behind her ear as he moved, even more, closer to her. The warmth of helping his nerves. He breathed a little through his nose as he leaned his face in close to her, his nose nudging her softly. Luckily he had brushed his teeth. "I like seeing you in colors. You shine more." He chuckled softly of how cheesy it sounded. His left arm moved and his hand went slightly in her shorts, nothing sexual. It just rested right on her hip, his thumb rubbing the skin softly.
Hayden: She let out a sigh, letting her eyes close for just a moment as he tucked the piece of hair behind her ear. "That's so." She murmured, her body seeming to melt into the mattress just from having him close. Pulling her right arm from beneath her head she let her fingertips trace the shape of his jaw, touching him helped her to see him better in the dark. The minty scent of his breath that matched hers made her smile as she brushed the tip of her nose against his. "I shine more? I've never thought of myself as the type to shine." She admitted though still smiling. His hand resting in her shorts had her shifting impossibly closer. It wasn't meant to lead anywhere and she knew that but she simply liked when he touched her in any way. "Can I ask you a question?"
Alex: His own eyes closed a little as he felt her fingertips on his jaw as he smiled and he was sure she could tell he was curving his lips up. Her touch always had him thinking everything and nothing at all at the same time. He let out a small chuckle as he shrugged in the dark. "I think you should shine some more. You're a great girl." He tried to assure her. She moved closer and now they were completely wrapped into each other. He wouldn't have any other way lately. "Anything, love."
Hayden: As she felt his lips tug into a smile her fingers were brushing against his bottom lip before her arm was moving down to wrap around him, hand pressed to his back where she could draw lazy shapes. "I'm okay." She said under her breath. She wasn't looking for reassurance or compliments, that was simply how she felt about herself. It was one of the main reasons her next question for him was so the top of mind. "Why did you want me to come here with you?" Her leg moved over top of both of his as they tangled together, barely any space between their bodies at all and that was exactly how she wanted it. For some reason, she felt like if she could hold onto him then he would stay with her.
Alex: After her hand went to wrap around him, his smile turned into a slight frown at her words and he only shrugged a little. She didn't know just much he thought of her even if he's stubborn and too terrified to take anything further. At her words, he furrowed his eyebrows a little at her question. Why did he bring her here? He didn't have a solid answer. He could tell her he just wanted her to see the city, but that was the biggest lie and he was sure she would be able to see through that. He decided on the truth. After all, they had to be honest with each other and if he wanted her to open up to him, he had to give her the same. He huffed a little as he sighed through his nose a little. "I don't know. I just-" He paused for a second. "You calm me down and with this new kid, I need someone here to press down my thoughts, you know? I know I'm being a child about having a new sibling and so is Natalie, but I'm still more of an adult, I know, but this just gives all the more reason for another kid to be raised badly by Preston. I don't know- it's stupid. I just like being around you, Hayden."
Hayden: She listened, practically holding her breath as he spoke. Talking about the new baby and Preston. It completely broke her heart to think that the way Alex felt, the anxiety, the nerves, the bitterness, were caused by Preston. Someone that was supposed to love him and care for him. He deserved better and she was never going to stop believing that. Her hand slipped up his back, smoothing over his skin until her fingers were in the back of his hair. "I like being around you, too, baby," she whispered before she was gently pressing one slow kiss to his lips, pulling away enough to rest her forehead against his. She was going to be there for him however he would let her. "Wanna know a secret?"
Alex: He had expected her to run out and go back in the room. He knew how she was and she knew how he was. He let out a soft chuckle at her words, finding them hard to believe at the moment before the hand in the back of his hair was more soothing than he wanted to admit. His lips pressed another soft kiss to her for a second before he was raising his eyebrow a little. "What is it?"
Hayden: It was strange to her the way she was comfortable around him now, the way the idea of him opening up and being honest didn't scare her off or make her want to run away the way it used to. That was far more telling than anything else but she pushed the thought away, not needing to overanalyze at three in the morning. A quiet chuckle passed through her lips as she shut her eyes, even though it was dark the story she was about to tell was sure to embarrass her. "When I was four I had a hamster named Peach-" Another chuckle escaped from the back of her throat as her fingers moved through the back of his hair, rubbing against his scalp gently. "And I really, really liked The Lion King. So... I wanted Peach to feel like she could trust me. Like I was Mufasa and Peach was Simba." Hayden curled her lips into her mouth for a moment before continuing, knowing he could hear the smile in her voice. "So I tried to pick it up by the scruff of the neck, you know the way mother cats carry around their kittens? But I did it with my teeth... and then Peach bit me, of course, and hung from my chin. I still have a scar." It was one of the most embarrassing stories she had but it was her way of opening up, showing him a different side of her too.
Alex: The male listened to her story about the hamster. Slightly confused as to why she was telling such a random story, but then he was holding one of his hands against his mouth to stop the loud laugh from coming out his lips. "Oh my god. You fuckin' goof." He said and failed, the laugh coming out his lips which made both his dogs jump slightly. "I've noticed the scar and always wondered where it came from honestly." He admitted to her as his hand left his mouth and ran over her chin in the dark. "Is it my turn now to tell an embarrassing story?"
Hayden: Her nose crinkled and her eyes squeezed shut as he laughed at her story and she turned to press her face into the pillow. Of course, she had expected him to laugh, that was kind of the point- to lighten the mood, his mood specifically. Besides, she could listen to his laugh forever if she were honest with himself. Her head tilted back up as he touched the scar, it was so small that it never really bothered her. "Well, now you know the whole story." She teased softly before turning to catch his finger between her teeth playfully before letting it go. "Only if you want to."
Alex: He thought for a good second. He was trying to look for a story to tell. He hadn't really had a lot of embarrassing experiences in his life. But he could think of one and it was when he was going through changes in his body. "Okay, so. I was in sixth or seventh grade right? Well, that's around the time I also hit puberty. I was right in the middle of talking to my teacher. She was like old and married. Well, all of a sudden for no reason. I got this raging boner. It was so bad. She saw it. The whole class saw it. I was so embarrassed about it because the teacher wasn't even hot and I got a random boner. Being a boy is hard."
Hayden: Hayden's bottom lip caught between her teeth as tried not to laugh but was failing, it started as a quiet giggle in her throat and then turned into a full blown laugh as she pressed her face in the pillow again to stifle it so she didn't wake anyone else up. "Is being a boy hard? Is it really hard?" She chuckled, shoulders shaking as she pulled her face from the pillow to look at him through the dark, fingertips swiping beneath her eye in case a tear had welled up there. "That is so funny. Oh my god."
Alex: "Oh my god. Shut up." He said and accidentally laughed a little too loud. The random pulls at it, he appreciated after all. He just liked hearing her laugh and seeing her smile even if it was through the dark. He pulled her closer as he hummed. "You're welcome now." He chuckled slightly as he pressed a small kiss to the corner of her lips. "I'm happy to make you laugh all the time, just tell me when."
Hayden: "It's really hard to shut up sometimes." She giggled again, a quiet, tired sound in the back of her throat. It was nice that after the tense dinner and everything back in New York that they could just lay in bed laughing at each other, it was everything she needed. Hayden shifted against him, lifting her thigh up on his hip as her right hand trailed up his bare chest. "Thank you." She mumbled, the smile still on her lips before she was pressing them properly to his for a moment. "Don't make me blush."
Alex: "I hate you so much right now." He teased, joking to the end. He was now a little sleepy. The hand attached to the back of his head was making it all too hard for him to stay awake. He hummed against her lips as he shrugged. "You should sleep, my love." He told her as he closed his eyes.
Hayden: "Liar, liar, pants on fire." She hummed before she was pulling the hand from his hair to cover her mouth as she yawned. Before she thought sleep would never find her but a few minutes wrapped up in Alex and it felt like her body could rest forever. She felt comfortable with him, safe with him. Her hand moved back into his hair, running through it before settling on the back of his neck. "Sweet dreams, Alex." She whispered as her eyes fell closed and dipped her head down to press it into his neck, knowing sleep was taking her over.
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