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lea-andres · 2 years

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HHEHEhhehehe I have a shit ton of hcs for kid Bean.

Bark has taken up a guardian/best friend role for the lil' dynamite, they're platonic soulmates after all.

Bean has both memory and hearing problems all caused by whatever explosions that get too close.

Team Hooligan and Team Sapphire are just one big family. Bark and Jewel are the parents, Fang is the drunk uncle fresh out of prison, Tangle and Whisper are the fun aunts, and Bean is the feral kid that cannot be left alone without adult supervision.

There was one time where Bark was sitting on the couch and reading when he hears Cream's voice from the other room, "Are you sure this is a good idea?" He thinks nothing of it until he hears Bean's voice, "I'm sure of it, trust me!" The poor fella has never run that fast before.

All the kids have a group chat and it's chaotic as hell.

If Team Hooligan ever does settle down for a unforseen future, I can imagine them buying a fairly large house and move in with Team Sapphire. Mina would stop by every chance she gets.

Despite being a mercenary, Bean still has the mindset and personality of the average ten year old. The media often overlooks this part and just assume he's fifteen thanks to his unnatural height.

He owns a beat up teddy bear that cannot be destroyed by anything. Ripped up by some rude mobian? Nope, it's right there in Bean's co-car. Drowned in the lake? It couldn't have seeing as it's in Bean's hands right as we speak. Nobody knows how it keeps coming back, but Fang is convinced that it's possessed.

One time Bean got really sick during the middle of the night, and gave the other two quite a scare. It got to the point where he had to go to the hospital, and that's when Fang finally began to voice his worries - even if he was panicking internally throughout the entire ordeal.

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Yes! Bark's the dad/guardian/older brother/bff, and Fang being "the drunk uncle fresh from prison" is SO accurate LOL. He cares about Bean too, but Bark knows better than to leave Bean alone with him. The two get up to bad stuff together.

Bean in all versions of Bark and Jewel getting together as a couple is always 1000% in support of the couple, ships them hard, and will meddle in any way possible to get them together, but 10 year old Bean might be the most into it. The second he realizes Bark likes her, he's forcibly adopting Jewel as his mom, LOL.

They'd also probably get together faster in this scenario too, because a 10 year old Bean would have no tact whatsoever and would definitely expose Bark's crush on her, call her 'Mom' nonstop, get excited whenever they're together, get upset if he thinks they're not going to work out. Even an emotions dunce like Jewel would figure it out pretty quickly.

Tangle and Whisper are the fun aunts. Whisper lets him play with the Wisps and maybe shoot her Wispon if he behaves himself, but Tangle's definitely the favorite aunt. They also cannot be trusted alone. 😂

THE KIDS HAVE THEIR OWN GROUP CHAT LOL I LOVE IT. Bean and Charmy are the worst two, I'm sure. 😂

I love the teddy bear, LOL. It freaks Fang the fuck out. 😂😂😂

Oh no! Poor Bean! I'm sure everyone was worried sick, but Fang actually voicing his concerns... 🥺🥺🥺

I... have thoughts I will share this weekend once I can get more sleep, but oh my God, these are great.

#bean the dynamite #kid!bean #team Hooligan #team sapphire #jerk #bugbear

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thecomfortable · 3 years

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