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cometrose · 8 months

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why does venti have the title as the most dramatic or chaotic archon when zhongli is literally insane he dropped his corpse in front of all his citizens at his own party

#it’s like grandma throws herself down the stairs at her annual family reunion only to find out it was a fake so grandma could run away #he argues with historians for fun #he’s literally the ceo of lying #zhongli #genshin impact #he beat up a man for breaking the contract and emotional shattered a woman in the same quest #there is literally a graveyard of gods sealed by his spears in the middle of the ocean #he scammed that man out of two fans #he probably spends most of his paycheck the moment he gets it #hes like im normal then fixes the guizhong ballista in 15 seconds

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