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kind-of-a-shitty-wizard · 5 months

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I CHECKED JENKINS FROM TAZ OUT OF SHEER CURIOSITY (YOU CURSED ME) AND OH MY GOD I'M HYSTERICAL HE'S SO FUNNY I SEE THE VISION NOW (THANK YOU)

AAA HI BETH!! OMG TY FOR CHECKING HIM OUT im so glad you see my vision ASBADSBDSN

I KNOW RIGHT hes the funniest ever... hes like a human in a muppet movie <3 i hope u saw some of his more famous quotes they get sooo disdainful its amazing

"how do we summon you, jenkins?" / "well, the train has four goddamn cars, so just open all the doors and yell"

"--so is it, like, a magic word, or like a whistle?" / [sigh] "yes, a witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anyone yells a secret word, I have to attend to their every need, and that word is my fucking name: Jenkins"

every time i hear these i lose my SHIT... god. the guy ever. the 47-y/o elf train attendant ever. i cannot get enough of his beleaguered smarmy ass. tysm for the ask <33

#im so delighted that u checked him out... dances wildly with joy!!!#i love him because hes trying So Very Hard to remain serious and sophisticated in a fundamentally silly world. what a dork #hes like haskill lowkey... bc he would totally say 'ah. silly me. the book has no pictures. can't really expect you to read that now can i?#<- BIG SURLY FROWN on his face while he says it. <33 #wait. omg i dont even have a dedicated tag for him #jenkinsposting #<- it is rectified #im smiling there are TWO WHOLE jenkins-related asks in my inbox rn... im cherishing both of them.... ty beth and random anon <3 #enochtalk #ask

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