So Alan Wake is a poor little meow meow, right?

slutty tiny waist

not to be mean but a lotta y'all have GOT to start turning off anons. permanently. for your mental health and sanity and overall wellbeing, especially if you are trans or otherwise queer

"but what about the ppl who wanna flirt and be horny but are too shy" that is an honest to god skill issue. if they have to hide their name and face to build up the courage to say something risqué to you in a public space (which lbh, is not the best system) they're probably not worth your time. DMs have been a thing on this site and others for a decade. imho a handful of strangers saying they think you're hot is nowhere near worth three dozen transphobes sending you death threats bc they read your post in the worst faith possible

Does Asheera ever pick Shadowheart up and put her on a high shelf if she misbehaves?

Half-elf on a shelf 😔

In early Act One, Asheera would probably get some "unhand me" type comments for doing that. And Shadowheart might try to sound sincere about it too. Stressing the "try to" part. I'm not out to steal any canon character banter thunder, but Shadowheart does note how much she'd like muscular women to carry her around. It's really only a hop, skip, and a jump to thinking the same of Asheera. Frankly, I don't know how Shadowheart functions in that camp when she's clearly got a thing for beefcakes.

In Act Two, before the Shadowfell and especially in the House of Healing, she might need to be set up on a shelf to think about how Sharran worship worked out for everyone in Reithwin.

Act Three's just a mess for Shadowheart, she can do without some shelf-sitting.

Post-canon, Asheera just picks her up and sets her on the roof of the cottage for a little while. The sun's up, she can get a tan. It's enrichment.

wip wednesday!!

tagged by @shitouttabuck and @cowboy-buddie !! <3 MWAH

i'm just gonna keep posting my silly little rwrb fic, deepest apologies to everyone who follows me for 911 stuff lol! i simply have Brainrot (TM)

this is a fun little social media snippet, please ignore any weird formatting, i haven't totally figured out the best way to do it and tumblr hates me lol xoxo

But he laughs when he gets to the section Zahra has titled “You Knew This Was Coming,” which is just filled with speculation and arguing about his sexuality.  @/alexswhiskey: okay i know we joke about fruity acd but…. you guys….I don’t think it’s a joke anymore…. @/claremont_diass: no i’m so serious this is the gayest album i’ve ever heard in my life  @/alexwillu: ACD gets pegged confirmed??? [IMG: screenshot of lyrics from LIPS/SKIN: Fuck me like a storm/And I sink my teeth into your shoulder/Til I draw blood]  @/alexswhiskey: gay people exist, steven @/alexwillu: ACD isn’t gay tho @/AUSTIN_DIRT: he literally said he’s falling out of the closet i don’t know how much clearer he can get  @/goddamnitjanice: you guys, “fuck me” doesn’t have to mean literal penetration… it’s actually so invasive to assume this one lyric means alex is gay  @/acdsass: #clarefox truthers are so used to giving, now we get to RECIEVE @/alexhenry: LOVE YOU LIKE A SECRET? SUIT JACKET? FUCK ME LIKE A STORM? YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE? F A L L I N G  O U T  Y O U R  C L O S E T ?????? @/clarefoxyy: there’s literally! no heterosexual explanation for this!  @/clarefoxyy: why are we all pretending like these songs aren’t about Henry Fox because they absolutely are 

tagging @eusuntgratie @celeritas2997 @drysdaales if you guys want <3

NOBIE

Mai stop! I'm barely breathing with this insistent cough already, so please just give me a chance to breathe 🤣

HAHAHAH am I allowed to refer to Nobunaga as Nobie from now on 🤣

Also on dogposting: the other day I took my older cat to the groomer (fur matting) and when we were picking her up we got to see two perfectly fluffy loving pomeranians rush into the arms of their owner. I almost cried.

Spoilers for the Welcome to Dreamworld game (you should go watch welcome to dreamworld NOW): "GO TO STARLIGHT THEATER" was the funniest part for me, specifically because I can vividly imagine Wiatt yelling at Star to get down with a broom.

so soft & cute i wanna cuddle u like a clingy koala 🥺

awe this is cute tbh, more cute asks tysm 🫶🏼

nothing has ever been more humbling than when @sherez snuck this ss from a clip i sent her and roasted me until i was well done

I want to take gojo by the fangs and shake him silly

xo mads @pancakehouse here are my five songs! it’s a hozier week over here too as **** and i gear up to buy tickets.......will travel for hozier......see you there?

nobody / hozier

eat your young / hozier

talk / hozier

jackie and wilson / hozier

it will come back / hozier

tagging: @anemicc-royalty @colgatebluemintygel @femme--de--lettres @moongays @queemes

Why must the children throw rocks when im all alone

Ayo, can someone please tell this minor side character to stop being so deep and dark?

Luna, you’re meant to be a plot device, stop giving “I’m an eldritch being merely wearing this flesh cloak to disguise my true power” vibes

I also need everyone who hasn’t played the q/uarry to know that, in canon, that the werewolves ‘shun’ water and like … they never fucking explain that

do you think certain parts of natlan have their version of latin american folklore like el cucuy or la llorona? do you think parents scare their kids with them like ours did to us-