Stolas realizes he's out of pills
Immediately proceeds to enter the fridge
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I’m sorry but Stolas emptying the entirety of his fridge onto the floor just to shove his lanky ass bird body inside of it because he’s nervous and freaking the fuck out has to be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
This man is a PRINCE. this man is goddamn ROYALTY. He lives in the biggest fucking palace I’ve ever seen and the best place he can think to hide is inside his FRIDGE??? this is a thirty something year old father tucking himself away with last nights leftovers because he’s so stressed about his date with Blitz.
This is why he’s my favourite. Holy fuck what a lovable disaster man.
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"You fucks think you can do this every time. Like you can just play with our feelings, because we're smaller and not as important."
HELLUVA BOSS: SEASON TWO TRAILER
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Fizz wearing suspenders like he did when he was younger before the fire. I am not okay. 😭
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Stolitz nation how are we feeling because personally I think I'm in need of urgent fanon fluff intervention. That or I need to lie on the dirt and become one with the worms
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One thing though, is how in the duet we finally see Blitzø's side of the full moon day, and it's refreshing to see him so excited for it. Like clearly he's freaking out and would rather distract himself from his pressing thoughts and questions about the current state of their relationship by focusing on the "sexy stuff", but he genuinely is fucking stocked to be going there.
Which makes the inevitable break-up sooo much worse.
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MAMMON IN A SUIT MAMMON IN A SUIT I LOVE SUITS I LOVE MAMMON IM GOING TO LOOSE MY MIND AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE IM HERE TO UNPACK THE BLITZ AND MILLIE CONTENT WE'RE GONNA GET!!!!
from what it looks like, ghostfuckers (?) is gonna be a blitz & millie duo operation (or at least moxxie is gonna be somewhere else for these parts) where blitz gets possessed AND/OR impersonated(?) by fuckface here
he looks like some kind of leviathan/envy demon in disguise? but that's just a guess. i think the memories scene here -
- matches the aesthetic and trailer color coding of this hotel/building, so i'm assuming that the possession/impersonation involves this guy using blitz's memories to control him somehow, or at least fuck him up while he's off trying to kill millie.
and oh man. oh man. these two are making me CRAZY?? FROM THE TRAILER ALONE???
what is blitz falling apart over HERE?? they're still in costume!! he's literally curled up in a ball hiding behind the couch, my poor baby what has HAPPENED TO HIM
AND THIS SCENE!!!!!!! at first i thought it was millie, then i thought no, because the hair, and then i realized wait yes AGAIN cause the beauty mark and lashes/tooth gap. my guess is that this is a flashback and GOD i am SO curious about it? who's trying to kill who. why are they fighting. HOW DO WE GET FROM WHAT LOOKS LIKE SUCH RAGE TO THE BESTIEISM WE SEE NOW?? the background looks like a saloon but blitz said he'd never been to Wrath before the harvest moon festival so what's up with THAT.
the blitz/millie dynamic is something i've been SO curious about for SUCH a long time and i am SOOO excited to find out more about them. they seem to have such a GOOD relationship right now so i REALLY want to see what makes them click so well so easily and what could potentially throw a wrench in that.
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