OH WAIT ITS LIKE. AN ACTUAL SHORT ?? A WHOLE MINI SLICE OF SHOW ???

VEROSIKA EASTER EGG I LOVE HER

And maybe a hint to apology tour 👀

on a date

Verbie week day 5: LooLoo Land

winning a prize for your gf

my precious little boy oh god let him be happy

I like the "character gains weight to show healing" trope so uhhh here's this

If Blitzø Buckzo isn't THEE Character Ever, he's definitely one of The Characters Ever. Look at him. He's an assassin. He grew up in a circus. He's a horsegirl. He's pansexual. He got a prince of Hell and a major popstar to fall head over heels for him. He has an adopted daughter whom he adores more than anything. He has beef with an animatronic that was made to look like his estranged ex-best friend. He's blown up that same estranged ex-best friend twice (they made up.) He's a bodyguard. He's really good with guns.

I just love him so much.

My helluva boss sona cus why not 🤔

No one will ever convince me that Blitz isn't still into Fizz

like?? cmon

shield the clown

huge fan of blitzø trying to get over stolas by getting under other people and being like damn ppl are not as hot or sexy or responsive or kinky enough anymore i wonder why 🤔

NEW LVL UP PRINT IS EVERYTHING

for the first time, you have the realization that what your transactional fuck buddy says and what he actually means are sometimes Not The Same (and proceed to have a crisis about it)

for Stolitz Week day 1: First Time

Happy Father’s Day for my fave owl dad

Helluva Boss + Text Posts

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

for those who may still be confused