#hello. i think im funny.
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i'm so fucking sick of all these bullshit gen z ideas about dating, does no one care about tradition anymore???? does no one want to bewitch me, all night, in the moonlight, one last time in the ancient rite??
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✦ Tfw your killer AI gets himself stuck in fucking orbit, somehow still manages to be a nuisance ✦
I've had this idea in mind for a few years and finally drew it, but since I've missed doing actual comic pages and I really wanted to start messing with more creative paneling I thought I'd use it as an excuse to experiment instead of just doing a little strip like usual >:] so enjoy this shitpost in 4k ultra HD edition
#windyart#comic#the hollowridge disaster#knife#adriel#TEEHEE.... DOING LEGIT COMIC PAGES LETS GOOOOO#im actually so fucking proud of this my dudes like for fucking real !! hello!!!! i drew this with my own two hands!!!#and i didnt use my usual workflow I just made some shit up!! :D feels good!!!!!#if i ever did a legit HR comic it would probably look rly similar to this i think. i love the aesthetic very much#im probably gonna try and do my comique shitposts this way for a while bc i wanna practice paneling and such. its more of a time investment#but also its an investment nontheless!!#anyway i hope you enjoy this i hope you find it as funny as i do MWAH
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I got bored, you suffer the consequences.
whachow, gay men kissing
#shock.png#which of the top pics y’all like better?#curious#tf2#tf2 fanart#tf2 engineer#the yeehaw man#tf2 spy#napoleon complex#I think its called that?#its funny tho#Im fine with most of the ships#anyways back to answering my asks#Hello people reading my tags#yes you#<3hope you have a wonderful day
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#art tag#detroit become human#i think im gonna stop that thing i do of posting many drawings at once bc i'll go insane if i have to finish a bunch of stuff AND#NOT POSTING IT IMMEDIATELY#this type of colouring is funny bc it looks like they threw a bucket of water over them#this is a redraw of an old drawing#i was cooking back then (in that)#i wanted to change connor's uniform (the triangle and arm thing ) but idk what . i did a redesign before. yeeears before#i checked it now and i dont like it bc connor's thing is to be in a suit to re-fix his tie and look cool so the suit is staying (my designs#were with no suit ) hello artists where are ur connor clothes redesign#everytime i go back to dbh brainrot is because of hank and connor BECAUSE IM SIMPLE AND PREDICTABLE#I LIKE EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED CHARACTERS AND THEY BOTH ARE#I LIKE CONNOR DYING AND PRETENDING ITS NOTHING#and him getting adopted of course#hank anderson#when i saw hank's button up patterns i went im not doing allat and i forgot to do it at the end LMAO
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and then he didnt
#hello terror fans. have a silly#the terror#the terror 2018#the terror amc#the heron giveth#uhhhhh. what do people. tag#harry goodsir#james fitzjames#silna#lady silence#ummmmm#uh um uhm. is that it#anyways! im normal about this show <- visibly twitching#everybody lets play a game of GUESS OPS FAVORITE CHARACTER while i post this after 849328479832 goodsilna posts in a row. hard mode#i think about james' gay little coat all the time why is he wearingthat. the fucking cape#hes very crudely drawn but i think everybody will understand what im going for. his little outfit is so funny#anhywhays there will be more of these. many more. im not stopping now
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10 mins later after majima convinced nishiki to go out on a guys night :)
10 YEARS IN THE JOINT
KIRYU WITH NISH EXPRESSION JUMPSCARE
#akira nishikiyama#kiryu kazuma#majima goro#yakuza#barbie#look at me taggin things for once#who knows if they'll show up lmao#im so sorry for kiwami nish smugass face asgdhajk#anyways WOT TOOK THE LONGEST WAS DECIDIN HOW TO POST THIS.#i couldnt decide if to put kiryu next to majima but i think thats already been done so lets go with this :)#but yea. NISH N MAJIMA ENDIN UP IN JAIL IS SO FUNNY TO ME#majima bein like ok lets do a lil bondin kid. ( also to apologize for kickin his ass that one time. )#nishiki being like sigh ok how ba-a-ad can it be#*10 minutes later* J A I L#THE SECOND ONE WITH KIRYU N NISH MAKES NO SENSE BUT I JUST THINK IS FUNNY ASDGHASD#also i need to say that the hands of yakuz models are wAY too big (not pictured here. i had to change some stuff)#ALSO MY FIRST TIME TRYIN TO POSE STUFF WITHOUT HELP FROM YAKUZZI ANIMATIONS#god these tags are gettin long. hello there
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hello to the other five ppl in here, the premise is 'we got reincarnated and we're inexplicably drawn to each other and we hate each other and we're best friends and we're a weird-atmospheric-dreampop-electronic-house musical duo'
#she who became the sun#the radiant emperor#zhu chongba#general ouyang#i have let's put everyone in a band disease and it's terminal#i have an intense vision in my mind that they're laying down on the carpet parallel to each other feet to head after jamming#and zhu says sth like. do you think we were made to make music together? feels creepy sometimes#also haha esen can be a terrible himbo fuckboy gym bunny in this#apologies for the stupid song names i think im sooo funny#also also yoo every time zhu is described as ugly in the book i was like haha EXACTLY MY TYPE THEN HELLO HANDSOME LESBIAN PERSON#the fender amp almost reading gender is intentional bc no shot is too cheap#my art
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imagine you're just Some Guy in the project hail mary universe. like damn the sun is dying. oh hey they're trying to find a way to stop it! why tf are they paving the sahara desert. explosions??? they're reuniting a team to figure out wtf is going on! oh shit two of the members died?!? THEY'RE SENDING THE BOYTOY INTO SPACE!?!? how many misinformation about astrophages did ppl genuinely believe?? were there memes abt it ( who am i kidding there were definitely memes abt it)??? how many astrophage-deniers were there? so many questions
#hi hello im the guy that likes to think about the everyday life of ppl going thru a fictional crisis 👋#i just think is funny to imagine it lmao#anyways im procrastinating doing smth else#bye yall when im finished back to project hail mary posting#project hail mary
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slight hsr spoilers but—
they might as well have just impaled me on a stake
#honkai star rail#honkai star rail spoilers#hsr#hsr spoilers#hsr 2.2#hsr 2.2 spoilers#penacony spoilers#hsr aventurine#im going to CRY#AGAIN#STOPP#im going to eat a BRICK#tfw one throw away message hits harder than the entire last part of the trailblazer mission combined💀💀#i was going to complain that i was sad he was mostly absent for this part#but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#this message thread???? hello???#im going to throw up#i love him sm its not even funny#going to be replaying this dumb short little message thread in my head all day smh#can’t believe i get to say im playing hsr for more than just the astral express fam now#im there for the astral express fam and him apparently#sorry you can’t give him a backstory like that#and then make him send us shit like THIS#and just expect me to be normal about it#also i do NOT want to talk about the ‘there aren’t many friends’ line#i’ll die if i think too hard about it#top ten hsr threads that emotionally RUIN me#his other thread is in the top ten too i hate this man (said while loving him dearly)#they really did not have to go that hard with his story and personality and play style and design and—
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Bro I was reenacting the "Just So" clip while I was putting away the dishes and when Frank yelled at Barnaby I was gonna say "oi fuck you" y'know because I was being silly but what came out was an almost PERFECT imitation of Barnaby's voice- I couldn't even finish the "fuck you" because I broke down laughing
Btw the reason this is so funny is because I'm a 5'2" Latino AFAB with NO experience in voice acting whatsoever yet for some reason the spirit of Giant Blues Clues decided my vocal chords were the PERFECT place to set up real estate
Anyway peace and love
HAGHASBCAKJSCNAKLD I WHEEZED
#the spirit of giant blues clues were the perfect place to set up real estate#PLEASSSSEEEEEEE#how dare you people come into my inbox and be leagues funnier than me-#fuck now i really want to hear barnaby's va say 'fuck you' In His Voice... what i wouldnt give...#i think it would heal something in me! i can imagine it well enough but to Hear It...#but yeah thats so fucking funny. peace and love Indeed!#rambles from the bog#i actually had a similar experience once if you dont mind me uno reverse carding you#when i lived with my mom i made a game out of trying to scare her#so one night shes downstairs in the dark. messing with the printer by the light of the stairs#and i am not a light person by any means. but im fucking Quiet. i regularly sneak up on my cats#so i snuck up behind her-#and im afab w/ no experience in va too. my voice is a lot higher than id like it to be.#but holyyyy shit when i said 'Hello' - STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER MIND YOU!!! - my voice dropped Several octaves#im talking roadhog from overwatch level deep. deeper than mark introing three scary games#im talkin Downright Demonic The Devil Himself Possessed Me deep. deep as the marianas trench#to this day i have never startled or scared anyone that badly. she literally almost fell over. i saw true fear in her eyes#so. 🤝
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it was certainly a choice for warrior cats to put a fan's cat in the book and then have his backstory be that his owners put him in a bag and threw him in the river as a kitten
#sorry i just cant stop thinking about it its kind of funny but also kind of mean because thats like. a readers cat.#i mean if theyre a warrior cats character then its guaranteed that bad things will happen to them. but still . hello#i remember to name this character they had a bunch of people just comment their cats names#and then later had a poll where we could vote out of their favorite options#and one of the options was my cat's name. like i didnt actually submit it someone else with a cat with the same name did#but like that could have been MY cat who was thrown in the river. crazy#asc spoilers#thunder spoilers#ask to tag idk maybe some people might find this upsetting#for people who dont read warrior cats or dont read the new books that are seeing this. no im not making this up
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Dethvanity is really funny to me conceptually as an episode because you can see how little they had to make the characters insecure about for the bit. They swing for obvious lowblow choices with Pickle' baldness and Nathan's weight and even those require some suspension of disbelief because ok. Sure. Nathan '(said extremely proudly) never skipped a meal in my life!' Explosion is insecure about being a big man now. Nathan *guy who everyone thinks is smoking hot 99% of the time* Explosion is a tiny bit larger than usual and is insecure about it now. Lol. Lmao even.
But anyway then we hit Skwisgaar and Toki and there's like NOTHING to swing for, you can see them going uhhh ok Skwis doesn't sleep he probably drinks a lot of coffee, and Toki? Shit, what does Toki have to be insecure about with his looks. He's perfect, he's adorable, he's ripped. Um. FUCK IT, HE'S DOING NOTHING BUT EATING LEMONS. WE GOT NOTHING, WE GOT NOTHING, JUST GIVE THE BOY CITRUS FRUITS.
WOE 🍋 BE UPON YE
I'm sure i could make some smarter points about the attempts at applying vanity in this ep and how outside of this and a few other moments i do actually like that the show rarely takes pot shots at things like Nathan's weight, but you see Nathan has shirtless scenes in this one and so my intelligence is impeded when all the blood rushes out of my head and into my-
#metalocalypse#jay talkin#I LOVE TOKI'S LEMON EATING CHALLENGE HES ON IN THIS EP. BABY YR STRANGE AND PECULIAR#pickles being insecure abt balding is funny too. my man has chosen a hairstyle that is actively making that worse for himself#buddy if u didnt have whiteguy dreads impromise yr hair wld be healthier. but we love u for yr octopus swag anyway <3#also hi nathan dont listen to the tv listen to me you look great. hi hello. im unsheathing my sword to cut down anyone who makes u feel bad#EVERYBODY IN UNIVERSE IS A COWARD. ITS BIG BOY SEASON. COME GET U ONE#dethvanity isnt in my list of favs i think most its humour is rlly easy lowballs but i find it funny for reasons outside of that#which is namely the show trying to make charavters insecure abt things when they absolutely are not any other time lmao#trying to find things to make skwis and toki insecure abt but theres NOTHING. ITS RLLY FUNNY#listen. putting my hand on everyones shoulder. lets not ignore the elephant in the room this show is uh#OFTEN VERY FATPHOBIC. so its no bastion of rep just cuz it doesnt take all the pot shots it cld at nathans body#it still does take some and theres plently of fatphobia outside of nathans character#but i do like that nathan is a bigger guy and outside of a few eps thats just treated as smth fine! its not remarked on outside of those!#and i think his body is drawn really well and i like that hes permitted to be sexy and to be like. seen with his body out just as much#as like anyone else in the band. like yeah duh nathan explosion is sexy in universe ppl are rocking with this. AS THEY SHOULD BE#idk like i say. not denying the show its fatphobia just saying i like how nathan is treated and portrayed a lot of the time :]
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every time i see this image i feel i will die of a heart attack. this is literally the first minute of the first season of the show and im still not fucking over it. what do u mean crowley MOVED TOWARDS HIM ??? WHAT DO U MEAN AZIRAPHALE SHELTERED HIM FROM SMTH EVEN THO HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS????! WHAT DO U ACTUALLY MEAN THIS HAPPENED AND THAT I SHOULD BE OVER IT?
#yall think im ready for s2??? that's the hilarious how did u come up with that joke? u r so funny cause i could never be ready when im#infact still screaming four years later about their first interaction that we see. like dude u really most think highly of me if u think#im over s1. cause im not.#hello posting from a mental hospital i have gone insane#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands
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i love empires lore
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happy 5 year anniversary to fall out boy sending patrick to announce mania was postponed because they knew we wouldnt get mad at him
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Random thoughts about Spider from Avatar 2
So I know everyone really hates Spider and don't get me wrong I love the memes but I want to analyse his character a bit beyond "he betrayed neteyam by saving Quaritch".
Because that isn't the full story here. So from the comics which includes Spiders childhood and "origin" story we see his mother is killed at a very young age. So there's trauma number one as we know his dad is also dead making him an orphan. He is then abandoned by the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE by being left behind. I know he is raised by norm and the scientists but cmon that's abandonment issues squared. Then on top of that he is labelled a "pandoran human" (a human born on pandora) which he is the first one ever. This separates him from other humans as well and would explain even further his connection to the planet.
All of that alone in a young teenage boy is gonna traumatise him enough into making some perhaps stupid choices (I don't think him saving Quaritch was stupid, it was an emotionally loaded decision). But it doesn't end there with abandonment issues because although he grows up alongside the Sully family (and therefore Na'vi culture) he is never truly a part of that culture. He has no way to connect to ewya by the hair thing (I can't remember what it's called). He is disconnected on a physical level trying to keep up with the Na'vi, being unable to breathe with them, being separated from their cultural practice and not being able to take part in their religion no matter how much he may believe in ewya.
And despite all this he seems happy, at least in the comics and flashbacks of the movie. He is content enough with how things are with the Sully's. He clearly cares a lot about them and views them like his family.
Yet Jake literally refers to him as "a stray cat" that won't quite leave them alone. Neytiri openly dislikes him and probably ignored him as best as she could (a decision fueled by her own trauma but also he husband is half human?? Like girl pick a standard at least Spider hasn't committed war crimes unlike Jake). We actually don't see much if the kids interacting with Spider once their older apart from the scene where he goes "it's not great to know who your father is 😐"
Which yes was a funny scene but really he is opening up about what is probably a strong point of trauma with him and he gets ZERO support or recognition from people he sees as family.
I remember watching the movie and getting half way through and just constantly thinking "the Sully's haven't mentioned spider yet? When are they going back for spider? That boy is being tortured and no one cares? No one cares cause he's human?" I know getting him back wasn't feasible for Jake but they don't even say his name. They go and play with the fish and forget he ever even existed. Jake's main concern is what Spider will say, he assumed he couldn't be trusted despite practically raising that boy. Imagine you are abandoned by everyone, your parents are dead, you have never been accepted ever. And then you find out that you "family" forgot about you AGAIN. Spider has every right to be hurt and he wasn't.
I'm disappointed because we had an opportunity for an halarious dynamic is Neytiri and Jake had adopted Spider more officially when Quaritch return they could be like "we killed your ass and stole your son :p". Objectively I think that would be way more entertaining.
Him saving Quaritch if anything proves he is better than his father and maybe even Jake. Spider is literally breaking a cycle of abuse and violence in this movie but no one is willing to see it. Him teaching Quaritch the way of the Na'vi may seem like betrayal but really what we see is a traumatised abandoned child sharing his love for his home. What he is doing is more that what Jake did by trying to bride the gap with the Na'vi, Spider is bridging the gap with the sky people. Which I think will make the difference in the war.
I don't know if Quaritch will get a redemption arc but I do know Spider deserves better than everything he has been given. And the solution isn't to just give Spider an avatar body but to give him a home and the unconditional love a child deserves.
#i bet he didnt even care that Neteyam died#anyway sorry im a Spider defender till i die. the memes are funny but some slander goes too far#one girl was like hello??? DID U WATCH THE MOVIE#anyway rambling over#spider avatar#miles socorro#quaritch#jake sully#avatar 2#avatar way of water#neytiri#neteyam#avatar#critical thinking skills guys cmon we all need to pyschoanalyse this trauamatised boy#me slapping the roof of miles soccoro: this kid can fit so many abandoment issues in it
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