[CAR CRASH] [BUILDINGS FALLING] “GOOD GOD” [EXPLOSION] [BABY CRYING] "WAH" "WAA" [YELLING] “SHUT THAT DAMN BABY UP” [SIRENS] WEEE WOOO WEEE WOO [HELICOPTER AND NEWS TRUCKS] “WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE-“ [BANG] [LOUD COMMOTION] "MY LEG…MY LEG!!!"
GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET AND GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT 😩
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kitten but make it hot (x)
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local lesbian once again experiencing headache that turns her into one eyed anime antagonist
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ehm. so,,,, @strangerspdf -> @llovelessly
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Hey fam, don’t fucking forget you applied for a position in the Emergency Department if you don’t want a mini fucking heart attack at 10am on a Tuesday.
In other news I have a job interview for a position at my local Ed department.
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One time I was going to the store with someone I was friends with and his friend and like. His friend kept making sexual jokes and then apologizing to me every time and I was like "why do u keep apologizing to me" and she was like "oh idk you just seem so innocent.." and I was like "ok well I'm not and please stop doing that it really bothers me" and she seemed so genuinely like. Confused...
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