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#headcannons with cait: drunk edition
mrshipsmcgee · 1 year
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How do you think Peter would propose? I'd feel like he'd go all out but would also be so nervous 🥺🥺🥺
Abby HEY! I love this… so so so much. And I love you so so so much ;)
Warning: mentions of booboos and stitches and love, ew!
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- Peter Parker had bought a ring the day after your first date because he knew that there was no one else in the world that got him the way you did.
- He had told May about the ring after only two months into the two of you more than casually dating and May agreed on that fact that you two were seemingly made for one another. She had loved you from the very start. She knew it would be you that her Peter would spend the rest of his days with.
- Peter waited for a moment, a chance where he felt that the time was just beautiful enough - just magical enough to warrant a proposal to the person of his dreams. Even though he waited for the perfect moment, it didn’t come. Nothing felt right.. nothing felt quite good enough to ask you to marry him.
- And then one day the moment hit him.. not a by-the-book magical moment happened, but one moment filled to the brim with true love, full admiration.
- He sat bloodied in between your splayed legs as you stitch up his newest wounds. “Jesus, Pete,” you hiss, needle threading the twine between his split skin.
- he smirks, letting out a breathy chuckle as he watches you carefully tend to his wounds. “You take such good care of me,” he smiles as sweat drops down his forehead, his gut twisting into knots as he thinks of the ring in the drawer of his bedside table. He imagines how the rock would sparkle on your finger the next time you’d need to stitch him up.
- “Yeah,” you nod, “Maybe I take such good care of your dumbass because I love you - I dunno though.”
- He laughs - belly laughs, drawing your attention from the open wound to his honey eyes, “Well, I would have to say that I love you more.”
- You scoff, “No fucking way.”
- “Yes way!” He lets out a nervous giggle followed by a pained hiss.
- “Shit,” you reply, watching as his brows curve into a pained arch - “Don’t make yourself bleed more trying to say you love me more when you already know that I love you more.”
- Peter nods his head towards the beside table, nervously giggling through his pain, “That drawer says otherwise.”
- You open the drawer, a velvet box stared back at you. “Peter,” you choke, eyes darting back to his loving gaze.
- A goofy smile is plastered across his face as he bites his tongue, nodding toward the drawer, “Be a doll and hand me that box.”
- You oblige, sitting the box on his Spidersuit-covered thigh, not knowing whether or not to stare at Peter or the box.
- his glove covered finger opens the box, his eyes meet yours again.
- “Peter,” you whisper.
- “I’ve had this for a long time now,” he says plainly, eyes flickering as he licks his lips. “I’ve known since the first day that-that you and me were supposed to be together. I - I’ve wanted to do this for so long now that I don’t even know what to say.” He looks away, down towards the ring. “But what I do know is that I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I- I want to be the reason why you laugh.. and- and I want to take care of you.. start a life with you and start a family.. and grow old with you right beside me, calling me a dumbass and making fun of me until the day we die.”
- He holds the box in his hand, “Would you marry me?”
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mrshipsmcgee · 1 year
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Give me a headcanon (please) for A Lord and A Lady: Peter and Bluebell finding out she's pregnant for the first time.
OH SNAP ANON!
Warnings: mentions of pregnancy
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He knew it before his Bluebell did.
Peter had noticed all of the signs; how tender her breasts were when he’d swirl his tongue along her nipples, how she absolutely could not stand the smell of frying meats or how she would wake up sick, thinking she had consumed far too much champagne the night before.
Lord Peter kept a watchful eye on his bride, making sure to be with her during practically every moment as he was fearful of what could potentially come after how he had lost Gwendolyn.
One day while Peter had gone to fetch her a bouquet of fresh flowers from their greenhouse gardens the Duchess fainted, a doctor arriving almost immediately to check her vital signs.
Peter ran home as soon as he had been alerted, busting through the doors of he and Bluebell’s bed chambers, out of breath as he rushes to her side - his love now bedridden as the doctor checks her heartbeat.
The doctor pauses, looking towards Peter before adjusting his instrument towards the Duchess’ abdomen, his eyes widening before he sits up.
“You are with child,” he breathes, looking at the couple. “The Duchess is expecting.”
He knew it.
Peter knew it.
Peter’s palm caressed his Bluebell’s belly, sweetly gazing down where she laid, “We’re going to have a baby.”
“I’m going to have your baby,” she smiles as a tear rolls down her cheek.
Peter’s smile drops as his thoughts race, still tormented by the loss of his Gwendolyn. He turns to the doctor, “She’s healthy?- They are healthy?”
The doctor nods, “All the Duchess needed was simply some sugar. Her and the babe are healthy.”
Peter swallows as he protectively covers his bride’s stomach before he lets out an exhale, “Thank you, doctor.”
The Duchess looks up towards Peter, smiling ear to ear as she says, “Your baby is in my belly, Pete. That is lunacy, is it not? Should we be allowed to be parents? We simply cannot be old enough to be with child.”
Peter smiles, his eyes full of admiration as he whispers - “I suppose our days of playing house will be put to good use soon.” He rubs her belly, planting a kiss on her cheek before whispering “Our baby is in here.”
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mrshipsmcgee · 2 years
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peter cumming in your mouth then having you make out with him right after-- -justnotforbread;)
Peter crawls over you while you’re laid out on the bed. He slides his hardened cock into your mouth, holding you down as he starts to side himself further into your mouth. “You okay, baby?” He asks, looking down at you as he holding your head in his grip. You nod, coaxing his dick further into your eager mouth, gagging a little as you adjust to his tip hitting the back of your throat.
He moans, pulling out as you eye him, whispering, “do it again.”
“W- what?” He whispers.
“Bottom out in my mouth,” you say. “I love the way it feels. It turns me on. It makes me feel like your own personal whore. Or pornstar.”
Peter gulps at your words, “Oh -.” His dripping cock twitches in your face. You smile villainously.
“Please baby?” You give him your best puppy dog face - gaining a moan from deep within his throat. “Fine.”
He starts to bottom out slowly into your throat, holding you down and watching you take it - making sure you’re safe as he starts to fuck your face.
“My baby feels so good taking me,” he moans. “You feel so good at taking all of me.” He’s breathless as he starts to pick up the pace, watching you as salvia drips out of your mouth.
Something in Peter switches as he tightens his grip in your hair, “You’re all mine. No one else’s. I’m gonna cum down your throat and make you mine, baby.”
You moan, the vibrations sending him over the edge as he starts to twitch. “I’m gonna cum,” his voice is deep and raspy as he tries to pull away. But your grip tightens around his thighs, keeping him thrusting into your mouth as he lets his warm load trickle down your eager throat.
“C’mere,” he’s breathless as he drops down to where you lay, gripping your jaw as he licks your lips, “you did so good.” He continues to kiss you passionately before pulling away. “Now let me cum inside of you, too.”
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I’m tipsy I’m sorry
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mrshipsmcgee · 2 years
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“Tell me what you would want to do, if you were here right now.”
Dirty talk with Peter while he is waiting on Spiderman action whilst on patrol
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“Hey baby,” you whisper.
“Hey, you,” Peter giggles, his mask halfway up his face as he talks to you on the phone. “I miss you.”
“Nah, I miss you more,” you say, feeling fearless as lust rushed through your veins, becoming part of you as you spoke. “I wish you were here, Pete.”
“No way,” he chuckles. “I miss you more. Gosh, the things I’d do to you if I could get my hands on you.” He blushed to himself, feeling his cock grow hard in his Spidersuit as he sat, tucked away on a high rise building.
“Well, prove it,” you smile as you speak. “Tell me what you would want to do if you were here right now, Pete.”
He clears his throat, beginning to palm his cock as he speaks. “Easy,” he starts, “I’d web you to the wall and eat you out until you begged me to stop.” He moans to himself continuing to run his hand down his length.
You choke on your own saliva as Peter continues to speak. You weren’t used to hearing him talk like this. “Id edge you with my tongue until you couldn’t speak. And then I’d fuck you slowly - making you cum over and over again until you begged me to be done with you. I want to fuck you until you leak my cum.” He started to rub the tip of his cock through his suit, the sensation making him quiver. “I’d want to watch it drip out of your perfect pussy. And then I would fuck you again just because I can.”
“Peter,” you whisper into the phone. “Come home, please.”
He smirks, “I’ll be there soon. Maybe I should surprise you?”
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mrshipsmcgee · 2 years
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Yes that man absolutely gets pussy drunk I can feel it in my BONES
Okay okay okay so
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Peter likes to get you when you’re drying off after a shower in front of a fan. You lay on the edge of the bed, legs spread wide to stop feeling so warm after too hot of a shower.
He hooks your legs into his arms and yanks you to the edge of the bed and he drops down onto his knees on the floor.
And he just latches onto you, no words, no licking up your slit to say hello. He just starts sucking and rocking his tongue back and forth.
He’s acting like he’s starving for your heat. And really, he is. Peter stands, “stand up, baby,” he says in a raspy growl, his mouth soaked in your slick as you stand, chest to chest with him - you’re both already breathless.
Peter sits on the ground, leaning his back and head onto the side of the bed, “Sit.” His neck was craned back so he could rest his head onto the bed.
“What?” You choke.
“You,” he points to his wet face. “You sit right here.”
He does grabby hands at you, “sit facing the headboard.” He leads you to his face, sitting your knees on the bed as you pin his head to the bed.
“Now ride me until you cum, pretty baby.”
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mrshipsmcgee · 2 years
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I feel like Peter is just really good at fingering like not only are his fingers long and nimble but he has to have a strong wrist from all the web shooting
Okay so
I really have it in my head that Pete will get your clitoris between the pads of his thumb and pointer fingers with one hand and then finger you with the other. Even though, he does wish he could just eat you out until you’re crying and shaking.
He’s so meticulous because he can fucking hear you and smell you the entire time. He’s proud of being able to do that.
Peter rolls your clit in his fingertips with precision while he ups the fingers he has pumping inside of you - slowly sneaking in three just to stretch you out before he fucks you. (But really he just wants to eat your pussy lol)
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mrshipsmcgee · 2 years
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Smutty Sunday request - doesn’t necessarily start off smutty, but female reader has a panic attack and Peter comforts her and then it turns smutty? 😏😏
Hmmmm, this might not be smutty at all because it’s such a precious idea
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“Hey - hey, hey, hey,” Peter runs over to where you sat, shoved against a corner. Your palm braces your sternum as your heart raced, tears ran down your cheeks. And Peter Parker’s heart broke.
Peter drops down to the floor on his knees, wrapping his strong arms around you - “I’m right here, I’m with you and I’m not going anywhere.” His voice is warm, gentle as he places a soft touch to your neck, feeling the rhythm of your racing heart.
His fingers caress your damp cheek, wiping tears away as his brows eyes meet yours. Peter’s eyes were always so kind - always seemed to embrace your soul like his was made of dripping honey.
“I’m right here, “ he repeats, eye to eye with. “And this moment will pass and guess what? I will still be here.”
You thought you were doing better, but your anxiety picked back up along with your breathing. “P-Peter…” your shaky breath turned into hyperventilating.
“Nope, fuck you, anxiety,” he said, shaking his head. He cupped your cheeks. “I promise you everything is okay, baby. And if it’s not, I’m right here. You’re doing so good - you are going to make it through this moment. You are so strong.”
Peter starts to inhale through his nose slowly before exhaling through his mouth, seeming to try to calm himself as well. You join, mimicking his breathing.
He doesn’t say a word. Peter just cups your face as he holds you in the floor - breathing with you until he hears your heartbeat calm down. “Look at you - the love of my life.. the strongest person I know.”
Sorry, I’m tipsy - cait <3
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mrshipsmcgee · 2 years
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I feel like Peter would 100% be a b00bs man, that’s the vibes I get from him. That’s my headcanon
Ughhhh
Whenever you give Peter a handjob, and it’s like a super quickie - you guys get in a position to where your boobs are directly in his face as he lays on the bed. You’re beside him, jacking him off as he quivers under your touch.
His large hand gropes one of your breast, massaging it as his fingertips twist your already swollen nipple.
And then he sucks on the other. He licks with the flat of his tongue before trying to get as much in his mouth as he sucks on your nipples, flicking his tongue as his moans vibrate against your skin.
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mrshipsmcgee · 2 years
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First time requesting here....and there's probably gonna be a lot more if I get confident enough. But maybe reader having a rough day so Peter makes them dinner and watches their favorite movie, then at the end Peter stands them up and slow dances with them to the song playing at the end credits?
Ugh. could y’all imagine??? Coming home and Peter has a bouquet of flowers on the kitchen table with a note - i tried to be romantic and cook you dinner but then i burnt it… be back soon with better food - Pete
p.s - wine in fridge if you want to get sloshed
You smiled to yourself as you go and grab the wine and begin to open it. The door to your apartment opens and your boyfriend walks through the door, giving you a big smile. “Hi, baby,” he closes the door behind him, clinging to the multiple different boxes of takeout in his arms.
“I didn’t want your night to be as shitty as your day,” he sits down the boxes on the coffee table in front of your couch in the living room before coming over to where you stood. “So, I got pizza, wings and some Chinese food since I burnt the food I was trying to make you.”
“Peter,” you sigh with a smile, just so happy to see his handsome face after such a terrible day.
He saunters over towards where you stood opening the wine. “Hi,” he smirks, his brown eyes looking you up and down. “I’m sorry you had such a bad day.” He kisses your forehead, “You look incredible,” he whispers between pecks on your face. “And I love you.” He looks you in the eyes and cups your face, “Do I need to go kick someone’s ass for messing up my sweetheart’s day?” You laugh, looking away from Peter as you blush, “No, Pete - it was just..”
Peter watches as you trail off, his brows furrowed still cupping your face,“It was just what?”
“I just felt really insecure and just..” you sigh. “I didn’t feel good enough. Just one of those days, ya know?”
Peter’s heart broke hearing your words.
“I’m so sorry you felt that way,” he says softly, kissing your nose lightly. “Just know, I genuinely believe you may be the most beautiful person I’ve ever known in my life.” He pulls your head to his chest, “And you’re like a unicorn because you’re so beautiful on both the inside and the outside. You’re golden.”
You smile against his chest, vibrating against your cranium as Peter spoke.
“Let’s go watch a movie and stuff our faces and cuddle on the couch,” he says, leading you and your wine bottle to the couch. “My love,” he says in an accent as he motions you onto the couch.
Peter had your favorite movie already pulled up on the tv, clicking play. You felt so lucky to have Peter in your life.
The two of you did indeed stuff your faces and enjoyed the movie. Your legs were intertwined as the two of you sipped on the wine.
The movie played out, the end credits song playing - one of your favorites. And Peter knew it.
So he stood up, giving you his hand as he bows, “Would you dance with me?”
You nod, giving him your hand as he pulled you into his arms - beginning to sway back and forth along to the music. You look up to his handsome face, “Thank you, Peter.”
“You deserve it all,” he hums along to the music as you lay your head on his chest.
Lol I was so gone I didn’t remember I was trying to write this the other night. So sorry for the wait!
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mrshipsmcgee · 2 years
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You ask and you shall receive!
Headcannons :
-Peter always takes your picture without you looking.
-Peter always talks softly to you but only because it’s you.
-he always looks at you like your the last human being alive
And idk why I picture this but Peter always makes sure that you’re home safely even if he has to be undercover as spider man.
All of these are really making me want to write a protective Peter Parker fic!!!!! Like I was going to write a blurb about Peter always taking pictures of you from afar, but not in like a perverted way - like an “I’m in love with my best friend and I take pictures of her just existing and then look at them and wonder if she is actually a Disney Princess and then feel out of my league even more” way
And he protects you from afar. Always keeping a close eye on you if your friend group goes to a party. Always ready and willing to beat someone’s ass if he needs to. Did you know that Peter feels this way about you? Nope. Did you also think he was out of your league? Yep.
Like, two clueless in love best friends pining for each other type vibe. But Peter is constantly ready to fuck shit up to make sure his best girl is safe.
Sorry, I didn’t post this I thought I did!!
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mrshipsmcgee · 2 years
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I can’t keep up with my inbox and my brain is starting to malfunction. Sorry I just did a few smutty thoughts. Thank you to everyone who submitting something!!
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