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beesarekindaswag · 2 months
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DC X DP
Ya know how we all collectively agree that the Lazarus pits are just ectoplasm? Well.. apparently it’s canon in DC Vs Vampires that the pits can reverse vampirism and turn someone back into a human…
Guys… GUYS -
Just imagine Danny wandering the ghost zone and ooh natural portal? Yoink.
It just so happens that the portal leads to the DC vs vampires dimension and well Vlad looks enough like a stereotypical vampire that when some dude with fangs tries to kill him who can fault Danny for a little ectoplasm blast?
And wait a minute- what just happened to the guy he shot? He’s… human now? H u h
Turns out when you shoot a vampire with ectoplasm it ALSO cures the vampirism…
The real question is : did Danny happen to land in the midst of a dramatic reveal of Dick Grayson as the vampire king and oops- no more vampire 🤩
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noomycatz · 2 months
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Professor at the park
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last-hourglass · 11 months
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The markings - the mystic tattoos?? - glow brightly, overexposed on Mikey's phone screen and glimmering in Raph's periphery. His scales feel warm and tingly to the touch. Everyone is staring at him, but he can't stop staring at that picture of him, because with the tattoos, he almost looks like-
The Red Giant.
Guess who’s joining the mystic tattoo party next chapter ;)
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thecosmicsailor · 3 months
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Something about trauma and how it just seems to stick.
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(Or: sure would suck if your bone marrow got turned to ash with the rest of you, huh)
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fantazychai · 4 months
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*what a silly dude
*p. 1/?? bg3 tarot series
*12. THE HANGED MAN.—Wisdom, circumspection, discernment, trials, sacrifice, intuition, divination, prophecy. Reversed: Selfishness, the crowd, body politic.
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hydropyro · 1 month
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Backside
Very gory version under the cut
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proxolagist · 3 months
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brenhotapplepies · 10 months
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OC: Solander “Parch” Wicklight
Elven tiefling wizard. Bookbinder. Librarian. Weirdo.
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thebibliomancer · 1 year
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So the Phoenix thing is thorny.
Thanks to retcons, that wasn’t her. Thanks to retcons, that was her.
After she died in the Dark Phoenix Saga, the only way Actual Giant Jim Shooter would sign off on her being brought back was if the destruction of a solar system and inhabited planet of broccoli men was not her fault.
The solution? Jean’s power-up into Phoenix wasn’t a power-up, it was a cosmic fire bird identity thefting her and putting her in a pod for later. Jean’s descent into madness because of bdsm brainwashing and her power being too much for her? That wasn’t that, that was the cosmic fire bird getting too hopped up on humanity.
So Jean was brought back with her powers dialed back.
Except writers don’t like trying to remember what things happened to Jean and what things happened to ultra spicy space chicken. So Jean eventually ate the Phoenix and also her clone Madelyne Pryor to gain their experiences.
I’m sure that’s been back and forth quite a bit. But despite the Phoenix Force being invented to get her out of time-out, she keeps being inextricably linked to the Phoenix.
Morrison had Jean go Phoenix after being dunked into the Sun, die to magnets, and be reborn from a Phoenix Egg years later.
She is Phoenix now and forever.
So is it fair to hold her responsible for what a bird did while wearing her face? No. But she also ate that bird later.
It’s thorny and the biggest hole in her argument that it shouldn’t count it against her is that she does count it against herself. And it seems like the Progenitor uses someone’s own values and perceptions as a foundation for its judgement.
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thewheatgerm · 1 year
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timeworncalamity · 1 year
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“Stay out of my way”
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neymessibeliever · 17 days
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My fav twink 😜
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golyadkin · 3 months
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it's because i wouldn't let you kill the bounty hunter isn't it
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whetstonefires · 11 months
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You know what I realize that people underestimate with Pride & Prejudice is the strategic importance of Jane.
Because like, I recently saw Charlotte and Elizabeth contrasted as the former being pragmatic and the latter holding out for a love match, because she's younger and prettier and thinks she can afford it, and that is very much not what's happening.
The Charlotte take is correct, but the Elizabeth is all wrong. Lizzie doesn't insist on a love match. That's serendipitous and rather unexpected. She wants, exactly as Mr. Bennet says, someone she can respect. Contempt won't do. Mr. Bennet puts it in weirdly sexist terms like he's trying to avoid acknowledging what he did to himself by marrying a self-absorbed idiot, but it's still true. That's what Elizabeth is shooting for: a marriage that won't make her unhappy.
She's grown up watching how miserable her parents make one another; she's not willing to sign up for a lifetime of being bitter and lonely in her own home.
I think she is very aware, in refusing Mr. Collins, that it's reasonably unlikely that anyone she actually respects is going to want her, with her few accomplishments and her lack of property. That she is turning down security and the chance keep the house she grew up in, and all she gets in return may be spinsterhood.
But, crucially, she has absolute faith in Jane.
The bit about teaching Jane's daughters to embroider badly? That's a joke, but it's also a serious potential life plan. Jane is the best creature in the world, and a beauty; there's no chance at all she won't get married to someone worthwhile.
(Bingley mucks this up by breaking Jane's heart, but her prospects remain reasonable if their mother would lay off!)
And if Elizabeth can't replicate that feat, then there's also no doubt in her mind that Jane will let her live in her house as a dependent as long as she likes, and never let it be made shameful or awful to be that impoverished spinster aunt. It will be okay never to be married at all, because she has her sister, whom she trusts absolutely to succeed and to protect her.
And if something eventually happens to Jane's family and they can't keep her anymore, she can throw herself upon the mercy of the Gardeners, who have money and like her very much, and are likewise good people. She has a support network--not a perfect or impregnable one, but it exists. It gives her realistic options.
Spinsterhood was a very dangerous choice; there are reasons you would go to considerable lengths not to risk it.
But Elizabeth has Jane, and her pride, and an understanding of what marrying someone who will make you miserable costs.
That's part of the thesis of the book, I would say! Recurring Austen thought. How important it is not to marry someone who will make you, specifically, unhappy.
She would rather be a dependent of people she likes and trusts than of someone she doesn't, even if the latter is formally considered more secure; she would rather live in a happy, reasonable household as an extra than be the mistress of her own home, but that home is full of Mr. Collins and her mother.
This is a calculation she's making consciously! She's not counting on a better marriage coming along. She just feels the most likely bad outcome from refusing Mr. Collins is still much better than the certain outcome of accepting him. Which is being stuck with Mr. Collins forever.
Elizabeth is also being pragmatic. Austen also endorses her choice, for the person she is and the concerns she has. She's just picking different trade-offs than Charlotte.
Elizabeth's flaw is not in her own priorities; she doesn't make a reckless choice and get lucky. But in being unable to accept that Charlotte's are different, and it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with Charlotte.
Because realistically, when your marriage is your whole family and career forever, and you only get to pick the ones that offer themselves to you, when you are legally bound to the status of dependent, you're always going to be making some trade-offs.
😂 Even the unrealistically ideal dream scenario of wealthy handsome clever ethical Mr. Darcy still asks you to undergo personal growth, accommodate someone else's communication style, and eat a little crow.
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1-marigold-1 · 2 months
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Wels whatcha got there?
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Hypno decided to turn around just for few minutes... and his knight-from-middle-ages neighbour built another castle already
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accidentally 🤨?
Wels at the start of the season said that he'll take things slow,,,, but instead in a span of 11 episodes he built two bridges, whole bunch of walls, storage room, secret tunnel to his neighbour's storage room and an entire castle.
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sylvanianfamiliez · 1 year
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ares loves to put mud on mybed
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