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kymanifesto · 6 years

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Dream I had that I wanted to draw but I’m lazy so uh... here’s what it would of looked like.

So the main four (plus butters) see an ad for some new hella cool space boots. Yet they are a entire 20 dollars!! And damn that’s a lot to some kiddos.

They get a idea to set up a lemonade stand,It’s actually doing pretty well and they are getting plenty of customers. This of course leads cartman to start bragging about it until Wendy gets tired of his shit and gets the girls to set of their OWN lemonade stand which draws customers away from them.

This makes cartman mad.

He of course thinks it’s a good idea to put some “special sugar” in their lemonade to help boost sales.

It works and the boys are pretty ecstatic about getting that sweet sweet cash.

Randy checks in on stan to see what he is doing and is like “Woah! A lemonade stand,I remember having one of these as a kid.” He tosses the boys a quarter after picking up one of the lil plastic cups of lemonade. Then proceeds to take a sip,then makes a small “hmn” noise and takes another sip,and smacks his lips.

“There’s cocaine in this.” He says in a monotone voice and suddenly Kyle gets that face with the angry eyebrows as he stared at cartman,who’s putting on his “innocent” face.

Then kyle and cartmam argue along the lines of

“YOUVE BEEN PUTTING COCAINE IN THE LEMONADE??”

“ssSsshh SHUT UP KALH!! we can’t speak of our special ingredient to the public...It’ll give em ideas”

“Oh my god why did I trust that you wouldn’t somehow turn this whole ideal illegal?! ... where did you even get the fucking cocaine?”

“Hm,I was thinking of telling you out I don’t like that tone... I guess you’ll never know KAHL”

After then having a short staring contest of strong glares and Kyle’s eyebrows getting even more angled he cracks

“FINE FINE! I got it from my moms sock drawer....”

“Wait... what??”

“Yeah I know it’s nasty that it was around all her probably cum soaked socks. You caught me this lemonade is very unhygienic”

“IM TALKING ABOUT YOUR WHORE OF A MOM OWNING COCAINE DIPSHIT!”

Then stan speaks up

“Wait you didn’t already know? I mean...she’s a prostitude dude. Of course she does hardcore drugs. It’s like the square rectangle thing,all whores are druggies but not all druggies are whores. Geez dude”

Meanwhile cartman would be looking pretty flustered and mad

“Ay! Keep your hippie mouth off the topic of my mom!”

Kyle looks enraged

“Wait so you can call my mom a bitch but we can’t call your mom a whore?!”

“Mmm....yes. Thanks for understanding Kalh”

the smallest of grins would appear on Kyle’s face

“whore whore whoRE WHORE WHORE-“

“AY! BITCH BITCH BICTH BITCH BICHt-“

Their screaming overlaps and then like... I think they kissed?? It was really blurry. But damn is kinda cool my dreams happen to be pretty similar to southpark consept ideas.

And uh... I forgot the rest. This dream was pretty wild tho. I think Cthulhu was there all for some reason?? Yeah...

I swear I’ll post art again soon. But artblock is killing me

#south park #kyle broflovski #erica cartman #its kinda kymanish??#no not really #ill tag it anyway #kyman #stan marsh #randy marsh #kenny mccormick #leopold scotch

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